When they arrived in Vancouver's Chinatown, Shi Wenbo and Huang Shi picked up Bai Xiaohei, and the two of them were still talking about it.

"Brother Huang, what are you talking about?" As soon as Bai Xiaohei got in the car, he found that the two of them were discussing hotly, so he asked.

"Hehe, we are discussing whether to send a pair of giraffes to His Majesty, the emperor of the Ming Dynasty!" Swenbo smiled.

Because Bai Xiaohei didn't participate in the previous conversation, he was naturally confused, and he couldn't think of anything Huangshi would suddenly talk about this matter.

"Brother Shi, what are you doing sending giraffes to the emperor?"

"Xiao Hei, that's the case, just now I said that I wanted to send Xiangrui to the emperor, and this giraffe is the best Xiangrui, because when Ming Chengzu asked Zheng He to go to the West, Zheng He and they brought a mission back to Somalia, and the tribute of this mission was a giraffe."

"Oh." Bai Xiaohei is obviously the same as Huangshi, and he doesn't know what kind of giraffe is Xiangrui, so after listening to Shi Wenbo's explanation, his face is still confused.

"Hehe, Xiao Hei, the old history said that the natives of the Ming Dynasty didn't know the giraffe at that time, so they took this giraffe as a unicorn."

"Oh, that's right." At this moment, although Bai Xiaohei felt in his heart that the giraffe in the zoo did not bear any resemblance to the unicorn in the New Year's picture, he finally understood the connection between the two animals, but he still didn't know why he did it.

"Then Brother Huang, Brother Shi, what I don't understand now is why I want to send this auspicious Rui?"

Shi Wenbo's voice became louder, "In order to go to the capital, in order to see the emperor, sending Xiangrui to the Ming Emperor is the fastest way." ”

"Hmm." Even Yellowstone agrees with this.

"As for what to see the emperor for, it's simpler, that is, Lao Huang has the opportunity to pretend to be a god stick in front of the emperor."

"Hmm." Bai Xiaohei also responded, looking at Shi Wenbo, wanting to hear him continue to speak.

"Pretending to be a god stick is to become a national teacher of the Ming Dynasty, using the imperial power of the Ming Dynasty to serve himself, at that time Lao Huang is Wei Zhongxian, Wang Zhen kind of powerful role, you know that the Jiajing Emperor in the history of Lu Dao also asked Tao Kunwen when he was the prince! Tao Kunwen said that the two dragons did not meet, and as a result, Emperor Jiajing really did not establish a prince. ”

"At that time, Lao Huang will have power, money, and money, and he can go to a ......whole fleet of warships in the name of cruising overseas immortal mountains like Xu Fu."

Huang Shi hurriedly shouted to stop, "What do you think the eunuchs do for food, and what do those eunuchs do?" ”

"Hehe, that's not easy, you won't put people in it? You can also casually calculate a hexagram, you can say that someone's life is not good, and their fate is conflicting! Influence the Immortal Hunt! Or the face is not good, and the yin virtue is at a loss! It's going to be a big deal! This kind of words, like those idiot emperors Zhun Bao believed, waved his hand and replaced people. ”

"You'd better drive well, don't mess around, okay?" Huang Shi saw that Shi Wenbo was happy, and even left the steering wheel with his hands and feet, and hurriedly reminded him.

"Brother Shi, what if it is recommended by other national teachers?" Bai Xiaohei also asked.

"Hehe, that's easier to do, didn't Lao Huang engage in a natural way, put him into the Divine Sect to brainwash, the eunuchs are too superstitious, you just say that if you believe in your teaching, you can let them grow a little cock again, then they will definitely be loyal to you."

"Hahaha, old history, that's what a Sanyang Sect did back then." Yellowstone remembers a novel that seemed to say something similar.

"Well, if he really is the kind of stone in the dung pit that smells bad and hard, he is loyal to the emperor, and there is a way to deal with him. Take Xiao Hei's marijuana or take some drugs and let him smoke a little, that's definitely ......"

"Okay, don't talk about it, I will never do this." Huang Shi saw that Shi Wenbo was more and more outrageous the more he talked, and he could even say such things as drugs, so he interrupted him all of a sudden.

"Lao Huang, after becoming a national teacher, you can occupy the mine! The magistrate didn't dare to squeak! You've got to think about it. Shi Wenbo originally wanted to say that the emperor likes to refine the elixir very much, and it would be good to give him some heroin, which would definitely make his whole person fluttering, and he could let him rub it round and flat in the future.

It's a pity that as soon as Huang Shi interrupted his words, he felt that he couldn't speak, as if he had a sense of guilt. However, he felt that it was definitely a good thing to be a national teacher, so he tried to persuade Lao Huang from the other side.

However, Huangshi is not interested in this, "Old history, I think this is better than building a foundation by yourself, if you want a mine or something, I go to Taiwan, I go to the Philippines somewhere to occupy it, dealing with the scholars of the Ming Dynasty, I feel too tired, too unreliable, and the cost of drifting these people is too high." ”

Shi Wenbo was a little anxious, "We can go overseas to occupy it, but in that case, the exploration time is too long, and if you really want to form an army, it will be very expensive." If you become a national teacher, you can dig Shandong sapphire and Xinchang bloodstone! And when the national teacher receives a lot of gifts, then only cultural relics and jewelry are accepted. These cultural relics, jewelry, and gemstones can be brought back to modern sales, which is a huge profit. At least there is no corruption, these minerals are your private property, how can they be corrupted. ”

It's a pity that Huang Shi is still not interested in these things, he has said all the good things and accompanied the smiling faces in the modern society. Now that he is in ancient times, and he wants to deal with people who don't like him, he shook his head, "Well, I won't be a national teacher, and I don't need to say it anymore." ”

"For what?" Shi Wenbo didn't expect that Lao Huang was not in oil and salt.

"It's very simple, I don't like to do things in a place where I can't fully control it now, and I can completely call the shots on my own turf because it's a blank piece of paper, and I can play whatever I like."

This is Huangshi's true idea, joining the Ming Dynasty system, improving from the system, or usurping the throne, this time and energy cost is definitely much higher than starting anew and establishing rules and regulations in an independent place.

"Okay, okay." When Shi Wenbo saw Huang Shi say this, he could only accept it, after all, no matter what he said, as long as Huang Shi had prejudices, it would be useless.

Bai Xiaohei, who had been listening to Shi Wenbo and Huang Shi just now, suddenly interjected at this time, "Brother Shi, I see that there is a big problem with what you said. ”

"What's the problem?"

"You forgot, giraffes can get sick if they don't take good care of them! This can't be explained, because when people look at it, how can they say that the unicorn is also a rui beast, how can it die of illness? This one is in trouble. ”

"Yes, yes, that's right, it's like a giraffe is going to be sick and not easy to treat."

Huang Shi remembers that in Zhao Zhongxiang Zhao's "Animal World", giraffes are the tallest herbivores in the African savannah, but they are timid by nature, which makes it difficult for keepers to approach. If they are sick, it is very difficult for the veterinarian to give them medicine and injections, and to use an upper blowpipe.

Listening to Bai Xiaohei and Huang Shi talk about this problem, Shi Wenbo was also a little unconfident, and it took a long time to say, "Then you can let this giraffe, you let it come out and go around in a circle, and then send it back to modern times." ”

"Hehehe." Huang Shi and Bai Xiaohei both laughed.

After a while, Huang Shi suddenly asked, "By the way, old history, do you think giraffes are good to buy?" ”

Shi Wenbo was a little surprised, and said with a smile, "Why, you still think my idea is okay." ”

"No, if you know the way, just say it."

"Well, I know that these giraffes are found in Somalia, Sudan, Ethiopia and Kenya, where they are hunted regularly, and in the 90s there were tens of thousands of them, but now it seems that there are less than 3,000 of them."

"Oh, that's not a good buy."

"It's easy to buy, because giraffe hair is thick and strong, it's a good material to make bracelets and ropes, and giraffe meat is their meat in some parts of Sudan, so it's legal to buy giraffes in those places."

"Okay, so when we're done with this, how about planning a trip to Sudan or Somalia? Xiao Hei, Lao Shi, are you free, come with me. ”

Bai Xiaohei nodded and replied, "Okay, Brother Huang, it's okay." ”

Shi Wenbo also nodded and said, "No problem, Lao Huang, I haven't been to Africa, if you want to go, I will definitely accompany you." By the way, Lao Huang, didn't you just say that you don't want to be a national teacher, why do you want to buy giraffes? ”

Huang Shi smiled "hehe", "I bought giraffes, not to be a national teacher, but to pay tribute." ”

"Tribute?" Now it's Shi Wenbo's turn and Bai Xiaohei's turn is a little strange.

Huang Shi nodded, "Yes, it's a tribute, didn't I introduce you to a few web novels before?" ”

"Hmm." Shi Wenbo and the two of them both nodded.

"How do you see the time-travelers in online novels generally introduce themselves? Do they all say that their ancestors fled overseas and multiplied because of the war, and then after a few generations, they came back by sea ship because of homesickness, and as a result, they encountered a storm, so they were ragged and had a weird accent? ”

"yes, yes." Shi Wenbo nodded violently, he read several travel novels, and they were really like this, obviously the protagonists appeared in Shaanxi, Shanxi, and Henan for the first time, and these protagonists also bullied the natives and didn't know geography, just like Xu Ke said that there is Luoyang and the sea.

"Hahaha, although these reasons are a bit nonsense, but in terms of explaining their origins, they are always more reliable than those who say that they are cultivating immortals in the mountains and don't know the years in the world."