Chapter 301: Pit Daddy
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betrayed Lao Tzu, and dared to play tricks with Lao Tzu, thinking that my knife was not fast enough!
Zhang Ke under the rage is definitely the most dangerous creature, the six relatives do not recognize, and the god blocks and kills the god. But this killing god was frightened by two words, that is: wild seed!
Zhang Ke almost begged for mercy and looked at Bu Tachi, wanting to read a negative answer from his face, it must be just a joke, the old thing deliberately lied to himself in order to save his life!
"Hmph, do you think you'll get away with saying that?" Zhang Ke said indignantly.
Bu Dachi shook his head and said with a wry smile: "I don't want to run away, Master Zhang, I want to kill anything." As he spoke, he actually raised his neck and put on a posture of killing his neck.
This can stump Zhang Ke, looking back, on the road from the grassland to Datong, they were tired of being together, if they were really pregnant, they couldn't say......
But why didn't you have any news at all, why didn't you tell yourself?
Is it real or fake, why is it so messy! I just laughed at my eldest brother, but I didn't expect it to fall on my head, and it was even more troublesome ↗, I even had dolls, God didn't make such a joke.
Zhang Ke swallowed hard and spat, staring intently at Bu Tachi.
"What the hell is going on, you should tell the truth!"
"Alas, what else is going on, I don't know how your kid got the girl's favor, she is pregnant with a child, I want to inform you, it just so happens that you Zhang Shaobao has just gotten married. Do you want our Mongolian princess to be a concubine for others? If you have this heart, we can't afford to lose anyone! ”
Bu Tachi mentioned it, complained full, and said angrily: "You kid is really ruthless and unrighteous. For so long, I didn't even look at it, and I was about to find my mother-in-law's house! The grassland doesn't care whether they get married or not, as long as they can afford the dowry, they don't have to worry about no one asking for it. It just so happens that the child has a new father, and I am the grandfather, and I am guaranteed to eat and drink spicy food......"
"No way!" Zhang Ke was completely anxious, and rushed to Bu Tachi, looking at each other, crackling and sparks.
"My son can't call anyone else Daddy. No one! You'd better not push me to do it. ”
"Humph!" Bu Tachi smiled contemptuously, he was old and refined, and he had already seen through Zhang Ke's lust, and he was not afraid at all, and said with a smile: "When did I say that I was a son?" ”
"Could it be a daughter, that's the same!"
"Here you go!" Bu Tachi took out two longevity locks from his arms and threw them into Zhang Ke's hands.
A dragon embroidered with teeth and claws, and a phoenix with wings spread outstretched......
"Could it be...... Is it a dragon and phoenix fetus? Zhang Ke almost fell to the ground.
Bu Tachi sighed and said, "The day of childbirth. The girl almost died, and it was all your kid's fault! Bu Dachi glared at Zhang Ke fiercely, but Zhang Ke grinned and smiled, almost like a fool.
"Boy. Don't be happy yet, let's get down to business! ”
"Okay, father-in-law, what's the matter with you. I've got it all. ”
"It's kind of a conscience." Bu Tachi pointed to the two longevity locks and said: "This is what I invited from the senior monk when I went to worship Lin Dan Khan, and I wanted to bless the two children. No illness or disaster, who knew that just came back, they and the child's mother had an accident, incompetent! ”
Zhang Ke, who was still immersed in joy in the last second, instantly changed his face.
"Who dares to do it to my child, looking for death!"
"Hey, they're really looking for death!"
Bu Tachi immediately recounted the experience, it turned out that while he was not in the tribe, Bo Yao'er and Huang Jiangdu'er persuaded the fried flowers, imprisoned Mandariva, and seized the control of the fried flowers tribe, just three days ago, they raised 20,000 troops, ready to take advantage of the chaos to attack Yizhou, cooperate with Gartu, and carve up the Han land outside the customs.
Bu Tachi went crazy when he heard it, he really couldn't understand the IQ of the two brothers, and he didn't have to do it to find death!
The fried flower department suffered a fiasco in Quang Ninh, and its strength decreased sharply, if it weren't for the trade with Zhang Ke, it would have been unable to hold on. No matter how much hatred there was in the past, now we have to point to the Han people to live.
If you offend anyone, you can't offend the God of Wealth, not to mention that Zhang Ke is easy to deal with, don't steal chickens and rice. Besides, Galtu is not a good thing, if he wins, he will definitely swallow the fried flowers when he turns around.
No matter how you count, you lose, and you end up crashing into it, except for the IQ problem, I really can't find any other explanation.
The two stupid forks have been sent to the Jedi by the tribe, and Bu Dachi is full of how to save the tribe, how lucky he is, the baby girl gave birth to a pair of dragon and phoenix fetuses, and the two little things are life-saving angels.
"Zhang Shaobao, I know that the fried flower department has done something wrong, and I am willing to accept the punishment, no matter what, please raise your noble hand and give us a way to live, I, I beg you!"
Bu Tachi leaned down and knelt, how dare Zhang Ke let his father-in-law kneel, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to help, who knew that as soon as he stretched out his hand, Bu Tachi sat back, obviously people just meant it, and Zhang Ke was so angry that his nose was crooked.
"Needless to say, if you don't look at the face of the monk and look at the face of the Buddha, even if you look at the face of the child, I will not embarrass you. But for one thing, those two guys were preparing to attack us. In Yingzhou, my eldest brother only relied on a few thousand men and horses to fight against hundreds of thousands of Mongol troops, and I had to do my best to solve them and go south with all my might. The military situation is like fire, and there is no delay! ”
"I understand!"
Bu Tachi nodded hurriedly and said with a smile: "When I came, I had already thought of a plan, and seventy percent of the men and horses brought by Bo Yao'er were loyal to me, as long as I came forward, they could follow me back." ”
When Zhang Ke heard this, he frowned again, and sneered: "Father-in-law, you have this ability, why don't you just bring people back, do you have to come to make trouble?" Don't you think I'm in trouble enough? ”
Bu Tachi's face was flushed, he was really not authentic enough.
"Zhang Shaobao, let's be honest, I want to borrow your hand to get rid of the two misfortunes of Bo Yao'er and Huang Jiangdu'er! Father Khan is already old, and he listens and believes. I can't let them stir up their father Khan and do the thing of burying the tribe! The fried flower department can only be decided by me! ”
Syllable!
Bu Dachi slapped the table hard, and Zhang Ke was also startled. Don't look at the father-in-law's gentle appearance, in the end, he came from the grassland, he is ruthless and poisonous enough, and the two brothers will not let go.
I must hurry up and bring back the children and my daughter-in-law. You have to learn badly with such a guy! Zhang Ke thought nervously.
The matter of the children is just an episode, the most important thing in front of him is to defeat the Mongolian coalition army, and Zhang Ke can't wait for a moment. He discussed with Bu Tachi and decided to take the way of diverting the tiger from the mountain.
Bu Tachi took people to lure out Bo Yao'er and Huang Du'er, and then handed them over to the Ming army to kill. The rest of the troops naturally had to obey Bu Tachi's mobilization, and the enemy soldiers were all over the way.
……
As he galloped, the debris of ice crystals rose up like diamonds. Ye Bushu flew to Zhang Ke and said loudly: "Lord Qiyu." Uncle is coming! ”
"Got it!" Zhang Ke nodded and said, "Everyone get ready to fight!" ”
At the sound of the order, the battalion and the soldiers were all ready for battle.
At this time, the sound of horses' hooves was heard from the ground, and the prey was not far away!
From the vast wilderness, one after the other, two groups of people came, and there were only two or three hundred in front, and the leader was Bu Tachi. Almost ten times as many people in the back. Pursuit.
"Bu Tachi, are you still a man? When did the Mongols come out with scum like you! As a lackey for the Han people, Genghis Khan's face was disgraced! ”
"Kill, kill this coward. Stir-fried flowers can be reborn! ”
……
They shouted and chased fiercely, and a low hill appeared in front of them, and Bu Tachi led the men and horses. I ran around the hill.
When Bo Yao'er saw it, he grinned and laughed, who didn't know the closest straight line. Bu Tachi actually took a detour, no wonder I was ruthless!
"Rush!"
He took the lead, rushed up the hill, and was about to continue urging his horse forward, when suddenly a large black muzzle appeared halfway up the mountain. I saw the flag wavering, and the muzzle of the gun spewed out gunsmoke and flames.
The sound of the sky falling apart, and suddenly, Bo Yao'er lost consciousness and fell off his horse!
dared to ambush the Tartars on the mountainside, Zhang Ke is also a master of art and bold. But as it turned out, his self-confidence was justified.
The gunfire continued, and the Tartars who ran in front fell in pieces, and no one was spared, and the splatters of blood stained the snow red. The mountains were all over the wilderness, and everywhere there was the wailing of the Tartars.
Some hurriedly turned their horses' heads and tried to escape, but the people behind rushed up, and they rolled off their horses together, and those who were lucky enough to flee desperately were worse than chickens and ducks.
Bu Tachi looked at it all in his eyes, and he couldn't help but let out a long sigh.
The sharpness of the firearms of the Yizhou soldiers is beyond imagination. If the number of people is about the same, the Mongolian cavalry will definitely be turned into slag if they fight with them!
Thinking of this, he became more and more happy, I can form an alliance with the strong, I am the strong!
With a heart full of joy, Bu Tachi hurried towards the camp, where there were still more than 20,000 horses waiting for him to pack up!
Running wildly all the way, Bu Dachi was out of breath, and finally arrived at the camp gate. Many soldiers were standing in the doorway, looking at them randomly. Two hours ago, Bo Yao'er and Huang led Du'er Taiji out with their men, how did they come back was Bu Da Chi Taiji, could it be a big change!
With a black face, Bu Da ran to the gate of the camp and shouted, "Slaves, don't you see that I am coming? ”
"I saw it, I saw it!"
The soldiers still have a good impression of Bu Tachi, without him, I don't know how many people's relatives would starve to death, in fact, no matter where the common people are, they are staring at eating and drinking.
Bu Tachi glanced at everyone majestically, and said loudly: "Bo Yao'er and Huang Jiangdu'er, two brutes, coerced the Khan, plotted to seize the army, and provoked strong neighbors, and the crime is not punishable. From now on, all the affairs of the fried flower department will be handled by me, and you will immediately pack your bags and withdraw to the station! ”
A few words turned the world upside down, and almost everyone present was stupid.
"Lord Taiji, then, what about the two Taiji?"
Bu Tachi hesitated for a moment and said, "They were attacked by the Han people, and they don't know ...... life or death."
Before he could finish speaking, Zhang Ke led the men and horses in the distance, and behind his team, the two war horses were carrying Bo Yao'er and Huang Jiangdu'er!
Father-in-law wants to borrow a knife to kill people, Zhang Ke should not be this wronged boss, your brother, you kill yourself! Whoever asked you to threaten Lao Tzu with two children, you deserve it, this is retribution.
Zhang Ke's retributive nature was revealed again, and he shouted loudly: "Father-in-law, your clever plan has succeeded, and the two bastards have been caught!" (A pie-in-the-sky event, cool phones are waiting for you!) Follow from ~ point / official account (WeChat add friends - add official account - enter dd), participate now! Everyone has a prize, now pay attention to the dd WeChat public account! (To be continued......)