Chapter 81 Easy Tooth Cooking

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Zhao Ming looked at Xu Bingzhe's expression, and naturally said: "Xu Aiqing, when it comes to your sins, I want to talk about you, you said that if Xu Xiwen met today is not me and Concubine De, do you think things will develop in that direction?" ”

Although Xu Bingzhe was sitting on the chair, just Zhao Ming's words made Xu Bingzhe a little unable to sit still, Xu Bingzhe felt a little sweaty: "Your Majesty, it's all for the ministers to neglect to discipline the dogs, and the ministers really don't know that this guy has colluded with the street party to endanger the people!" ”

Zhao Ming kept playing with the waist card in his hand, and while observing Xu Bingzhe, he said, "Aren't you in Kaifeng Mansion in the afternoon?" ”

Xu Bingzhe listened, and said secretly in his heart: "Why does this emperor always ask such an unanswerable question!" In fact, Xu Bingzhe's wife is a female tiger, which makes Xu Bingzhe afraid like a tiger, so this Xu Bingzhe raised an outer room outside, and after going down to the court today, Xu Bingzhe went directly to his outer room home to have fun, but Xu Bingzhe never thought that his son would create such a big disaster for himself.

Xu Bingzhe didn't dare to hide it, and replied: "Don't hide it from the emperor, the minister raised the outer room outside, and after going to the court today, the minister went to the outer room to send this month's health silver!" ”

When Zhao Ming heard this, he didn't understand at first, but finally he heard it clearly. Zhao Ming looked at Xu Bingzhe and said secretly: "This guy is equivalent to an official of this level in the 21st century as the secretary of the Beijing Municipal Party Committee, and he didn't hide it even after raising a second wife, which is quite interesting!" ”

Thinking of this, Zhao Ming smiled and said, "I raised a second wife!" Lord Xu? As soon as Zhao Ming said this, he realized that he was starting to make mistakes again.

The term "second mother" is a unique word in China in the 21st century, but now Zhao Ming has brought it to the Great Song Dynasty.

When Xu Bingzhe heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Zhao Mingyan with an innocent face: "Your Majesty, the minister is talking about the outer room, and the other minister has only one grandmother, who has passed away, and there is no second wife!" “

When Zhao Ming heard this, he couldn't help but almost laugh out of his urine: "Lord Xu, the second grandmother means your Mrs. Ru!" ”

Xu Bingzhe suddenly realized: "The emperor is wise, I only have a second wife now!" ”

Zhao Ming nodded, looked at Xu Bingzhe and said, "I don't know if your second wife can have children for you?" ”

Xu Bingzhe heard these words clearly, and this guy replied without thinking: "Your Majesty, so far, the old minister only has Xu Xiwen, an unsuccessful dog!" ”

Zhao Ming listened, sighed and said, "Xu Aiqing, it seems that you have to work hard!" ”

Xu Bingzhe was stunned for a moment, then understood what Zhao Ming meant, and couldn't help but kneel down again and say, "Your Majesty, is there no other way?" ”

"What do you say?" Zhao Ming sneered: "My woman has become a hook woman in your dog's mouth!" What do you say about my face? Do I still want to praise your father and son? ”

Although Xu Bingzhe is not very clear about what happened this time, but Xu Bingzhe knows a rough idea, Xu Bingzhe knows that no matter how much he asks, it is useless, thinking of this, Xu Bingzhe sighed and said: "It's the minister's gaffe, Xu Xiwen should be punished according to the crime, the emperor doesn't need to hesitate!" ”

Zhao Ming looked at Xu Bingzhe's sudden change, and said secretly in his heart: "It seems that this Xu Bingzhe is really a traitor, and he can give up his son!" ”

Zhao Ming suddenly smiled and said, "I don't know if Xu Aiqing likes cooking?" After speaking, Zhao Ming was afraid that Xu Bingzhe would not understand, so he explained directly: "I'm talking about cooking!" ”

Xu Bingzhe didn't get up, but just raised his head and looked at Zhao Mingyan and said, "Is the emperor a metaphor for the minister's Yiya?" ”

Yi Ya He Xu is also a native of Pengcheng (today's Xuzhou, Jiangsu) in the Spring and Autumn Period of Qi State. [1]

Yi Ya is the first cook to use the matter of harmony to cook, good seasoning, very good at cooking. Because he was a chef and had high cooking skills, he was the first person to open a private restaurant, so he was called the grandfather by chefs.

Once Huan Gong said to Yi Ya: "The widow has tasted all the delicious food in the world, but it is a pity not to eat human flesh" Huan Gong's words were unintentional jokes, but Yi Ya kept this in mind, and wanted to show off his skills to win the favor of Huan Gong. Later, when he saw his 4-year-old son, he chose to use his son's meat to drink a small broth that he had never tasted, and asked Yi Ya, "What kind of meat is this?" When Duke Huan learned that this was the meat of Yiya's son, he was very uncomfortable, but he was moved by Yiya's behavior of killing his son for his own food, thinking that Yiya loved him more than his own flesh and blood, and from then on, Duke Huan favored Yiya.

Yi Ya and Guan Zhong worked in Qi at the same time. In the seventh year of King Xiang of Zhou (645 BC), Guan Zhong, who had worked hard to establish the hegemony of Duke Qi Huan, fell seriously ill, and Duke Huan of Qi went to visit him and asked him who could accept the phase. Guan Zhong said: "The monarch should know his subordinates best. Qi Huan wanted to be Uncle Bao, Guan Zhong said sincerely: "Uncle Bao is a gentleman, but he is too clear about good and evil, and he will never forget it when he sees one evil in others, so he can't be in politics." Qi Huan asked, "How about Yi Ya?" Guan Zhong said: "Yi Ya did not hesitate to cook his own son in order to meet the king's requirements, but he has no humanity and is not suitable for him." "Please be sure to alienate these three people, pamper them, and the country will be in chaos." Guan Zhong said that, seeing that Qi Huan's face was embarrassed, he recommended to him Xi Peng, who was loyal, shameless to ask, and did not forget his official affairs at home, saying that Xi Peng could help the monarch manage national affairs. It's a pity that Qi Huan Gong didn't listen to Guan Zhong's words. When Yi Ya heard about this conversation between Qi Huan Gong and Guan Zhong, he went to provoke Bao Shuya, saying that Guan Zhong prevented Qi Huan from appointing Bao Shuya. Uncle Bao said with a smile: "Guan Zhong recommends Xi Peng, which shows that he is dedicated to thinking about the Sheji Sect and Temple, and he does not selfishly favor his friends. Now I am a priest and expel the ministers, which is exactly what I want. If I were to be in power, where would I be there? Yi Ya was bored, and felt that Guan Zhong had a secret relationship and knew people deeply, so he walked away. Soon Guan Zhong died of illness. Duke Qi Huan also removed Yi Ya and the other three from their posts and never allowed them to enter the court.

But after three years, Qi Huan Gong didn't see the three of them, and he felt that he had no taste for eating, and said, "Father Zhong (Guan Zhong) has not passed Fu?" So he summoned the three of them back to the palace. In the second year, Duke Huan of Qi fell seriously ill, and Yi Ya and Zhu Diao supported the prince without loss, forcing the crown prince Zhao to go to the Song Dynasty, and the five princes of Qi had a civil war. Yi Ya and others blocked the palace gate, falsely passed on the king's order, and no one was allowed to enter the palace. There are two palace women who are unprepared, and they enter the palace over the wall to visit Duke Qi Huan; Huan Cheng panicked with hunger and asked for food. The palace maid told the Duke of Qi Huan that the situation of Yi Ya and erection was messy, blocking the palace gate, and unable to supply food and drink. The Qi people killed the rebellious son without any loss, and made the prince Zhao the king, that is, the filial piety of Qi. In the end, Qi Huan Gong starved to death.

Zhao Ming didn't expect Xu Bingzhe's mind to be so meticulous, and said with a smile: "What a Xu Bingzhe, you can actually understand my thoughts, well, it seems that you are indeed stronger than Yi Ya's generation!" Flatten! ”

Xu Bingzhe heard this, but he slandered in his heart: "What does the emperor mean when he said this, I am better than Yiya's generation?" Could it be that I, Xu Bingzhe, really are..."

While thinking about Zhao Ming's words, Xu Bingzhe got up and looked at Zhao Mingyan and said: "Yi Ya cooks to please Duke Huan, and the dog Xiwen is really a great crime, and he wants to defy the law." What is the use of me being a father, even if my heart aches for my son? ”

Zhao Ming looked at Xu Bingzhe and said, "Actually, I can give you a chance to save your son!" Xu Bingzhe and everyone present were shocked. Xu Bingzhe's heart was shocked, and he looked at Zhao Mingyan and said, "You have no jokes!" ”

Zhao Ming smiled: "Lord Xu, am I still taunting you?" ”

Xu Bingzhe didn't expect Zhao Ming to say such a sentence, and immediately knelt on the ground again: "I don't know what the emperor needs his ministers to do?" ”

Zhao Ming didn't let Xu Bingzhe get up this time and said: "The Jin soldiers are going to be overwhelmed by large soldiers, I don't know if Xu Qing has a strategy to retreat?" ”

Xu Bingzhe was stunned, he never dreamed that Zhao Ming would ask himself such a question!