Chapter 377: Zhang Fei scolded the banquet

Lu Bu was already half drunk, stood up and said wildly: "All the heroes in the world, Bu regards it as grass mustard, Cao Cao is a traitor, the eunuch remnant, Bu can break it overnight, Yuan Shao and Yuan Shu, arrogant and arrogant, but relying on the bullshit of the four worlds and three princes to confuse people's hearts, Bu can scare them to close the door and close their doors with one ride, and ...... with their heads in their hands."

Liu Ze smiled indifferently and said, "Brother Feng is drunk. ”

Lu Bu laughed and said: "I'm not drunk, Brother Runde, from now on, you will command the footmen, I will command the cavalry, you and I will join forces, why worry about the world!" ”

"Bang", Zhang Fei slapped his palm heavily on a few cases, and the cups and dishes on several cases splashed everywhere, and in the stunned eyes of everyone, Zhang Fei jumped up, pointed at Lu Bu's nose and scolded: "My brother is a golden branch and jade leaf, just because you are not as good as a pig and a dog, you are worthy of calling my brother a virtuous brother?" Three family slaves, Lu Ding Dong Bu! What the hell are you doing, what kind of idea do you have about the dog, don't think that I don't know Lao Zhang, sue you, my eldest brother is not Ding Yuan, nor Dong Zhuo, what kind of fucking tricks do you dare to play in Xuzhou, I Lao Zhang is the first to pick your skin! ”

The scene was silent, Zhang Fei's super loud voice shook everyone's eardrums buzzing, Zhang Fei's scolding was comparable to a shrew scolding the street, even if everyone present was not from a celebrity background, they all had status, and they were all a little red when they heard it, especially the people on Lu Bu's side, watching their lord being insulted like this, they were so ashamed.

Lu Buden was half awake from the wine, and he was stunned.

Gao Shun stepped forward and said in a deep voice: "General Zhang, everyone who comes from afar is a guest." You insulted my lord so much, is it your hospitality in Xuzhou? ”

Zhang Fei snorted coldly and said, "What are you?" Ye is scolding the three surnamed dog slaves, and you want you to answer? ”

"Shi Ke is unbearable, even if we are desperate to go to Xuzhou, we will never suffer from this humiliation! General Zhang, if you insult my lord again, don't blame him for turning his face and being ruthless! A trace of ruthlessness flashed across Gao Shun's cold face.

Zhang Fei laughed and said, "Good boy, on the ground in Xuzhou, I have the courage to talk to your grandfather Zhang like this." You're still the first! Would you like to try your sword's sharpness? He said. Zhang Fei pulled out his sword.

Not to be outdone, Gao Shun also pulled his sword in his hand, and said in a deep voice: "Okay, then Gao will ask General Zhang for swordsmanship." It also contributes to the wine feast! ”

Seeing that a very pleasant feast is about to turn into an all-out fight. Liu Ze immediately shouted: "Yide can't be rude!" Stand down! Guan Yu went up and grabbed Zhang Fei. Whisper to dissuade him, so that he can be persuaded to quit.

Lu Bu's face was pale, and he drank to order Gao Shun to retreat. After Gao Shun saw that Zhang Fei was pulled away by Guan Yu, he put away his sword and returned to the sheath, retreated to the seat, and knelt there silently.

Although Liu Ze's reception banquet was a false accusation, Liu Ze still had to do the superficial work, and because of Zhang Fei's trouble, Liu Ze was somewhat unable to get off the stage, and arched his hand to Lu Bu: "Brother Wai is drunk and arrogant, please don't be surprised by Wen Hou." ”

Lu Bu sighed gloomily and said: "If you don't give up, Lu is grateful, but I am afraid that my brother will be incompatible, if Lu insists on being here, I am afraid that it will hurt your brother's harmony, and Bu Dang will go elsewhere." ”

Liu Ze said: "If Wen Hou goes elsewhere, won't the people of the world be ashamed to laugh at me Liu Ze is not elegant." The inferior brother is drunk and has no virtue, so he apologized to Wen Hou here, and asked Wen Hou to ignore it. ”

Lu Bu was originally a high-minded and arrogant person, and he was humiliated by Zhang Fei, and he had already wanted to cut Zhang Fei with a thousand knives in his heart, but in this case, he dared to attack, so he had to respond to the lie, and how dare he say it.

The atmosphere of the banquet was also dull, and soon dispersed, and Lu Bu took his leave and returned to the camp.

Liu Ze summoned Zhang Fei to the study alone, and Zhang Fei was also half awake from the wine, only then did he feel that it was indeed a bit too much on the wine feast, and said with a little embarrassment: "Big brother, am I making trouble for you again?" ”

Faced with this unstinginess, Liu Zeke was really nerve-wracked, and snorted: "What do you think of yourself?" ”

Zhang Fei had a strong voice: "Big brother, I get angry when I look at that Lu Bu, I am born to be a rebel, a shameless villain, who is the one who betrays whom, why do you want to take in this white-eyed wolf, big brother?" When the opportunity comes, he's going to bite you. ”

Liu Ze smiled slightly: "I'm not afraid of him biting, but I'm afraid that he won't bite." ”

"I'm not afraid of him biting...... I'm afraid he won't bite ......" Zhang Fei muttered for a long time, and he didn't understand what Liu Ze meant.

Liu Ze patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't think about it, you will naturally know this in the future." Yide, this time you openly disobeyed the military order, and did not garrison Xiaopei and privately brought troops to Tancheng, according to the military law, you will be severely punished! ”

Zhang Fei smiled and said, "Big brother, don't you often say that you will not grant the order of the monarch outside?" In the military academy class, didn't Lu Gong talk about improvisation? I also see that Lu Bu is with tens of thousands of people, you said that we don't have many troops in Tancheng, in case this guy has bad intentions and plots wrong, Xuzhou is not in danger! If he really dares to do something, we will work together inside and outside, and we can destroy him in a moment! ”

Liu Ze laughed and said, "I didn't expect the third brother to think so deeply, yes, yes, this military school is not in vain." Well, you can go back to the barracks right now and keep a close eye on the movements of Lu Bu's army, but don't forget about the non-reproducible incidents. ”

Zhang Fei wondered: "Big brother, you won't punish me?" ”

"Punish you for what?"

"Today I made a big banquet and disrupted all the good feasts......"

Liu Ze smiled: "You said about scolding Lu Bu? Just scold, it's not a big deal, anyway, Lu Bu is thick-skinned, and he has heard more than that, and it's not a bad thing for you to beat him at the banquet today, as for letting him understand, we are clear about his old bottoms, so that he can be honest even if he stays in Xuzhou in the future. ”

Zhang Fei said with a wicked smile: "I know that you are still a calf protector, big brother, and it is impossible to embarrass your own brother because of people with foreign surnames." ”

Liu Ze pointed at Zhang Fei and said, "Yide, this time because it is Lu Bu, and your method of raising troops to guard against enemy attacks is also correct, I will not hold you responsible." But if you dare to openly disobey the military order next time, you will be punished! ”

"Yes, yes, I listen to the orders of the eldest brother."

Liu Ze said solemnly: "And this matter is over here, I don't want to see you and Lu Bu clash again, you can lead troops to guard against Lu Bu, but you must not wantonly cause trouble and start disputes again, have you heard?" ”

Zhang Feinuo agreed, went out of the city and went back to the camp.

Early the next morning, Lu Bu sent someone over to say that he had been entertained by Liu Yuanjun yesterday, and today he had prepared a little wine in his military camp to invite Liu Yuanjun, hoping that Liu Yuanjun could appreciate it.

Mi Zhu said worriedly: "Yesterday, Lu Bu was openly humiliated by the three generals in the lobby, if you are angry and seek revenge, I am afraid that the lord will be in danger if he is in danger." ”

Liu Ze said: "It's okay, it's okay to come and not be rude, if I don't dare to go, won't I laugh for Lu Bu?" What's more, Lu Bu entered the country alone, there was no strong reinforcement outside, and there was no food and grass inside, so he had to weigh it even if he wanted to. Yesterday at the banquet, Yide made a fuss, and broke up unhappily, and the matters that had been planned to negotiate the garrison were also shelved, and today Lu Bu replied, most likely because he was in a hurry to discuss this matter. He led tens of thousands of remnants of the defeated army to flee Yanzhou, presumably did not hoard much grain and grass, these tens of thousands of horses are tens of thousands of mouths, every day to eat and drink, since they defected to Xuzhou, they are counting on Xuzhou to receive some grain and grass for them, and these tens of thousands of people also have to be resettled, and they can't be stationed outside Tancheng City. ”

Chen Deng said: "Then the lord has thought about how to settle Lu Bu?" ”

Liu Ze nodded and said: "Since Yide returned to Tancheng this time, there is no need to go back to Xiaopei, transfer Chen Zhi back, and give Xiaopei to Lu Butun." "When Tao Qian was alive, Xiao Pei was Liu Ze's garrison, and this time Lu Bu garrisoned Xiao Pei, which was a bit of a gourd to draw a scoop. Xiao Pei is close to Yanzhou, it is the west gate of Xuzhou, once Cao Cao invades Xuzhou, Xiao Pei will bear the brunt, Lu Bu and Cao Cao have a deep grudge, Liu Ze does not have to worry about Lu Bu defecting and leading the wolf into the house.

This time to the Lu Bu military camp for a banquet, Liu Ze only brought Xu Shu, Mi Zhu, Chen Deng, Cao Bao, Tai Shici and hundreds of guards, Jia Xu was arranged to sit in the city, Guan Yu was secretly counting soldiers and horses, in case of emergencies, immediately meet the enemy.

Although Liu Ze is sure that Lu Bu will not dare to have two hearts at this time, he is not afraid of 10,000, he is afraid of what if, and making perfect preparations has always been Liu Ze's style of doing things.

When Liu Ze arrived at the Lu Bu military camp in the west of the city, Lu Bu personally went out of the camp to greet him, and welcomed Liu Ze and his party into the big tent with a smile.

The banquet prepared by Lu Bu was much colder than the banquet that Liu Ze entertained him yesterday, but it was already amazing that Lu Bu, who was on the run, could still put on a banquet, and Lu Bu was ashamed.

The two sides did not mention yesterday's events, Liu Ze did not let Zhang Fei come, and Lu Bu did not let Gao Shun attend, today's banquet was much more harmonious than yesterday, staggered, cold and polite, and the atmosphere was extremely harmonious.

After three rounds of drinking, Lu Bu said: "Today, I drank with Liu Yuanjun, and arranged a song and dance to help the fun." Saying that, he slapped his hands lightly, but saw that more than ten dancing girls came out behind the account, all with beautiful faces and graceful figures, all dressed in neon clothes and feathers, and dancing with zither music.

I didn't expect Lu Bu to have such a hobby, he escaped from Yanzhou, his life was almost unsaved, and he still kept a team of dancing girls, and his absurdity and extravagance reached such a point, which is really breathtaking. Liu Ze scoffed at this, and didn't even look at it.

Lu Bu originally offered singing and dancing to please Liu Ze, but seeing that Liu Ze was unmoved, he couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed. ”

When Liu Ze heard the name of Diao Chan, he couldn't help but take a look, and was instantly stunned. (To be continued......)