With excitement and an attitude of learning, Ye Xuan opened 'Life and Philosophy'.

Look, look at the name, what a connotation.

Tsk, huh?

"What is this?" From the many patterns, Ye Xuan was very keen to find a difference.

So, curious, click on!

"Hiss~ah~"

In an instant, Ye Xuan's pig-headed face turned pale with fright!

Oh my God, this is the breath of freedom.

"Sprout, what are you collecting this kind of video for!" Ye Yan roared in the empty ring!

"Master, Sprout has always thought that such a thing can only happen between people of the opposite sex, however, the mechanical insect accidentally discovered this incredible thing while collecting information, and out of the need for information gathering, Sprout kept this precious information. ”

"Damn, don't collect this kind of thing in the future, and even if you do, don't let me see it, understand?"

Ye Xuan was extremely angry, God gave these people spears, but they just used spears as-stirring sticks, this, this is insulting!

"So, what if you meet girls and girls in the future?"

Ye Xuan's eyes narrowed slightly, "Well, these two are different in nature, I think it's better to put them in a conspicuous place." ”

"It's different?"

The old god Ye Xuan was instructing, "Can boys fight the same as girls?"

Sprout "Σ( ° △ °

_, got it. ”

As a result, Ye Xuan found that several videos were missing from 'Life and Philosophy'!

Oh my God, are there so many? It's better to let the sprouts go, or I'm going to have to be scared out of the heart attack.

So, with a strong sense of curiosity, Ye Xuan opened a strange video, in the strange video, there are two strange people, strange people, doing strange things!

"Masaka, is this, is this the legend...... Sixty-nine, hiss!"

Ye Yan blushed!

"What is this?"

Hmm? Ye Xuan turned his head and found that Qian Yi was standing behind him, looking at it with curiosity on his face!

"Can you see that?" Ye Xuan realized something, pointed to the light curtain, and asked.

"Yes, Immortal Master, what is this?" Qian Yi looked at the light curtain with a little blush, although he didn't know what it was, he was just curious.

Ye brand "......"

Meow, I forgot to change the special Xuan Qi projection mode, forget it, let's look at it like this first!

"Well, this is... This is a movement that is crucial to the philosophy of life!"

"So, what is that woman doing?"

Ye Xuan tried his best to pretend to be a master of the world, and said with a serious point, "Hmm... It's, yes, she's polishing weapons!"

"Polishing the weapon?" Qian Yi was puzzled, and then pointed to the man in the light curtain and asked, "So, what is he doing?"

Looking at the man staring at the mysterious part of the woman in the light curtain, with a lewd smile on his face, Ye Xuan was short of words for a while, and couldn't think of an answer.

Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration, and said to Qianyi in an unfathomable way, "He, naturally, he is homesick!"

That's right, a spicy man, definitely homesick.

"Homesick?" Qianyi was puzzled.

"That's right. ”

The light curtain flashed away, Ye Xuan closed the door to the new world, and asked seriously, "Why are you here, my good boy?"

To tell the truth, he really didn't expect that Qian Yi, who was born in the emperor's family, was so old and didn't know anything about it. However, whatever he is, it has nothing to do with him anyway.

欸~ The door to the new world is better to pass by yourself.

Qian Yi glanced at the location where the light curtain disappeared, and said to Ye Yan with some disappointment, "Auntie is still resting, Immortal Master, the apprenticeship ceremony you want has already been half prepared, when can you treat your aunt's leg disease?"

Still resting! Treat leg ailments!

Ye Yan's eyes lit up, "Hurry up, where is my good son resting, take me quickly, I'll help her treat her leg disease now!"

Well?

Qian Yi became suspicious, he always felt that something was wrong, no, he couldn't take him over, there must be a conspiracy!

"Ahem, Immortal Master, your face?" Qian Yi changed the subject.

"Oh, it's okay, I accidentally fell on my face. Time is pressing, let's go see my good boy!" Ye Yan couldn't wait.

"Immortal Master, then why don't you heal your face?"

"Oh, of course there is a reason, let's go, forget it, let the old man calculate where my good son is. ”

Ye Xuanshen chattered, pretending to get Qianyiyi's position through the sprout.

"Wow Ka Ka, I found it!" Looking at the direction Ye Xuan left, Qian Yi hurriedly chased after him.

The immortal master is really an immortal master, and when he pinched his fingers, he actually knew his aunt's location, which is really amazing!

"Bang!"

"Oh, who, I killed the master!"

"You ran so fast early in the morning, don't you want to!"

Qiao Ye and Dai Ming were furious, early in the morning, they were going to be hit when they came out for a walk, which he meowed and fell mold for eight lifetimes!

"Hey, isn't this the boss?" Lin Kun immediately recognized Ye Xuan.

"Damn, it turned out to be the three of you!" Ye Xuan patted his ass and stood up, meow, he ran too fast and didn't brake, and he was embarrassed.

"Huh, boss, your face...... Wait. Qiao Ye squinted, looked at each other with Dai Ming and Lin Kun, and showed an inexplicable smile.

I just heard Qiao Ye's father say last night that someone next door to his guest room taught the child, which... What a coincidence!

"Boss, you were beaten by your father?" Qiao Ye asked carefully.

"Did you do something bad to make your father angry?" Dai Ming smiled strangely.

Ye Xuan looked at Dai Ming with wide eyes: "How can you slander people's innocence out of thin air?"

"What innocence? I heard someone say yesterday that you were being hung and beaten. ”

Ye Xuan's face turned red and argued, "Education can't be regarded as a fight... Hanging and beating, my own business...... Can it be considered a fight?"

Ye Xuan was extremely embarrassed and angry, how did these three scum know about this?

No, we have to find an excuse to beat them up!

Ye Xuan's heart was full of evil intentions, and a fierce light appeared in his eyes.

There is a murderous aura!

The three of them trembled in their hearts and found that something was wrong.

"Immortal Master, Immortal Master, etc.!"

Qiao Ye's eyes lit up, who did he call the immortal master, just run away.

"Boss, someone is looking for you, we have something to do, let's go first!"

The three of them disappeared without a trace with a whoosh, tickling Ye Xuanqi's teeth!

No, we have to find a reason to beat them up another day!

As soon as Qian Yi stopped, he saw Ye Yan looking at him unkindly.

He looked confused.

What's going on, why is the immortal master unhappy.

"You said that half of the apprenticeship was collected?"

Qian Yi didn't know why, but still said, "Yes." ”

"Bring it!"

Qianyi" ...... The younger generation was placed at my aunt's. ”

Then, he saw Ye Xuan leave him behind again and run away.

Good apprentice, here is the teacher!

Wow Ka Ka!

ps: Driving excessively, the back is greatly reduced, and the uncomfortable reading experience brought to everyone, please understand, in addition, you are welcome to point out and suggest in the comment area.