Chapter 18: The Buddha and the Shit

A hot bath and a night's sleep are the most effective way to relieve fatigue, and when he opens his eyes in the morning, Zhao Zheng feels refreshed.

First of all, he opened the strip of white cloth wrapped around his feet, looked at the wound that had begun to heal, picked up a small porcelain bottle, and said softly: "The things in the palace are good, and the effect is very good." ”

A bottle of trauma medicine made Zhao Zheng's understanding of Fu Li change slightly, a woman who knows how to care about people, even if she is arrogant, is not very bad.

It's just that the maid sent it at an inappropriate time, and more importantly, she didn't knock on the door, which was too much.

Zhao Zheng didn't want to care about the impolite behavior of the maid, but the consequence of pushing the door was to directly lead to the spring/light leak, and the innocent body for many years was so seen by a person of the opposite sex, and the innocence was lost!

It also made a sturdy young man toss and turn, thinking about it, and the little brother under him stood up and looked at the sky several times at night.

After suffering such a big loss, the little girl didn't apologize in the slightest, really! Run, run, what does it mean to stage a scene of screaming?

That scream naturally attracted a lot of attention, and the monks of Puji Temple and the guards of the palace all hurried over. The shy bitter child naturally found it difficult to tell the truth, so he had to claim that he was afraid of seeing a mouse.

A weak woman, afraid of rats seems to be logical, the monks of Puji Temple believe it, but the guards of the palace do not.

The always bold bitter girl will be scared by mice? The guards of the palace were suspicious, and they all looked at Zhao Zheng viciously, obviously questioning, did he bully the bitter girl?

Especially the ice cube face, early in the morning, as soon as Zhao Zheng went out, he found a cold gaze staring at him, which didn't make people feel furious.

As for it? Not friendly at all!

The bitter girl in question had a cold face, almost having the urge to kill, and Zhao Zheng even saw her eager to try it several times, as if she was going to do it, and finally held back again.

Could it be that she also knows martial arts? Gorou is a top master, and some clues can be seen in this regard. Zhao Zheng couldn't help but start to assess again, the strength of the Fuli County Lord may be more powerful than what he sees.

"Bitter girl, I'm sorry, last night's incident ......"

"No wonder it's called quitting, it turns out to be a hooligan!" Ku'er scolded angrily and walked away.

Really, it doesn't seem to be my fault, right? In line with the fine tradition of good men not fighting women, I apologized kindly, but in exchange for such an attitude......

The world is really hot and cold, and there must be a master and a servant!

Zhao Ji smiled and complained a few words, and when he saw the county lord of Fu Li coming out, he immediately kept silent, this woman must be more difficult, and she said bad things about her behind her back, and the consequences were very strict.

Unexpectedly, the little county lord did not dress up as a man today, but dressed in filial piety. covered the long green silk hair and the delicate figure, but couldn't hide the pretty face and temperament.

Although he does not apply fat powder, he is still handsome and lovely, and his noble temperament is even more difficult to hide. Coupled with a filial piety dress, it is even more charming. As the saying goes, it's not pretty and filial, that's probably how it feels!

Seeing Zhao Zheng staring at him, a trace of unhappiness flashed in Fu Li's eyes, and he said in a low voice: "Today's transcendence is about to begin, since the mother concubine has appointed you to burn the death spell, let's go together!" ”

Walking with beautiful women, Zhao Zheng is happy to see it.

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In the mourning hall of Puji Temple, the monks have begun to chant the scriptures.

Qin Dakang cried to death with his wife and children and concubines, but he couldn't see a single tear, how could there be sadness? Regardless of the old mother's entry into the earth, he took the opportunity to collect money, and then pitted his niece, it is estimated that only a strange thing like Qin Dakang can do it.

The ritual has been going on for more than a month, and the monks in the temple have long been tired of it...... Familiar with the road, just chant the scriptures step by step every day. However, recently, it is quite special, Princess Wei sent someone to burn the scriptures, in order to fulfill her filial piety, naturally it should be more grand. For this reason, Qin Dakang also used his connections to force and invite, and found more than a dozen people with heads and faces to come to condole, so as to serve as a faΓ§ade.

Today is an opportunity to show off, so that everyone can experience the power of Uncle Wei Wang. Thanks to Lu Qiu's reminder, let the little monk chant in public, and then he could boast to the outside world and invite a senior monk from Bianliang to pray for blessings. As for the young monk's young age, he directly ignored it.

Master Yikong, the host of Puji Temple, was helpless, and the pure place of Buddhism was made into a miasma, and he couldn't help but feel angry!

How does the excited Qin Dakang care about this? Seeing that Fu Li and Zhao Zheng, who were belated, entered the door, they shouted and introduced: "This is the Seven County Lords of the Wei Palace, and this is the Bianliang Baiyun Temple's Ring Color Master." ”

Fu Li frowned, completely ignored others, and went straight to the incense. After all, she is only a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl, so she naturally doesn't want to show her face more, but her uncle has brought so many strange men to show off, which is really hateful.

Zhao Zheng took out a copy of the "Death Mantra" and burned it in front of the spirit, which was Princess Wei's intention and the reason why he stayed in Luzhou.

I don't want Qin Dakang to say: "The color mage was born in the famous temple of Bianliang, and you will preside over today's transcendence!" ”

Belch......

There is the experience of over-the-top death, that is, I went to Han Tong's house that night, but I went to practice medicine more that day, and I had no experience in reciting scriptures at all.

"Uh, Master Qin, isn't this appropriate, the Zen masters of Puji Temple are present, can the little monk be a substitute?"

"Alas, you are a high monk from Bianliang, naturally different, how about letting us see and see?" Qin Dakang's attitude was very sincere, and he seemed to be looking forward to it.

Zhao Zheng was suddenly full of black lines, what difference can there be in chanting the scriptures? Pretended to be sincere: "The little monk is shallow, and he is really powerless. ”

Qin Dakang's face suddenly changed, and he decided that Zhao Zheng was not giving face, and snorted coldly: "You came here on the order of the princess, and now you are chanting the scriptures to fulfill your filial piety to the old lady on behalf of the princess, don't you want to?" ”

"Is the Ring Mage unwilling, or doesn't he understand?" A middle-aged man came together with Li Shoujie.

Fu Li glanced back, and recognized that the person was Li Yun's henchman Liu Jichong, and his eyes fell on Qin Dakang again, and he knew that Uncle Caobao was being used again.

Sure enough, Qin Dakang said loudly: "Can the mage of the famous temple of Bianliang not understand the matter of chanting excessively? Mr. Liu is joking! ”

"Really?" Liu Jichong turned to look at Zhao Zheng and said with a smile: "Ring color mage, please?" ”

If Zhao Zheng still doesn't understand what's going on, then it's really in vain. Isn't this design just forcing oneself to show its original form?

Facing everyone's gaze, the little monk who quit sex was neither happy nor sad, not impatient or impatient, and said softly: "The little monk really can't?" ”

"What?" Qin Dakang suddenly exploded, and the big words had already been spoken, but now he can't show it, and he has a cold joke, which is too embarrassing.

Over there, Liu Jichong said without yin or yang: "

Isn't it a monk of the famous temple in Bianliang? How can you not recite the scriptures? "Mantra of Passing Away", "Jizo Bodhisattva Sutra" will always be there, right? ”

"I'm sorry, the little monk really won't!" Zhao Zheng replied calmly.

"How is it possible, are you a monk of Baiyun Temple? How could the princess send a monk who could not recite the scriptures? Qin Dakang was furious, and his facial features quickly gathered in the middle, which was a little funny.

Liu Jichong's eyes were cold, and he said in a strange manner: "What? Are all the famous temples in Bianliang this kind of straw bales? Or is someone posing as a messenger for the princess? ”

"Yes, Fu Li, will someone pretend to have bad intentions?"

Where does Fu Li not understand the purpose of this scene? Maybe she could help herself, but she didn't. She also wanted to test the little monk to see who he was and what he was capable of? So he just said lightly: "Let's listen to the little master's explanation first, right?" ”

"Say, what the hell is going on?" Qin Dakang roared angrily, very angry.

Zhao Zheng said: "Three years ago, the little monk almost starved to death on the streets of Bianliang and was taken in by Baiyun Temple. Therefore, they do not know how to chant sutras. Whenever there is dirty work in the temple, it is for the little monks to do it.

The county lord has seen the handwriting, it is the scripture copied by the princess, right? It is also true that it is enshrined in front of the Buddha in Baiyun Temple for several days. Then I ordered the monks of our temple to send it to Luzhou, but most of the monks felt that the road was far away and was reluctant. But the princess's order could not be disobeyed, so this drudgery fell on me. ”

Qin Dakang cursed: "It's your honor to let you send the scriptures, but it's still a chore? ”

Zhao Zheng took the opportunity to say: "Although the little monk has never studied Buddhism, he has been in the temple for a long time, listening to the Sanskrit sound of the morning bell, and he is familiar with it, but he also knows a word of sincerity, and knows the matter of being entrusted by others to be loyal, so he does not dare to slack off." ”

"Bullshit!" Liu Jichong scolded angrily, obviously not believing it, he had already determined that Zhao Zheng's identity was suspicious and wanted to take coercive measures.

Zhao Zheng smiled and said: "Mr. regards me as bullshit, but I regard Mr. as a Buddha." ”

"Baiyun Temple is really a famous temple in Bianliang, and even a miscellaneous monk can understand such a profound Buddhist principle." Master Yikong of Puji Temple sighed with emotion: "Master Jiesei is pure-hearted, although he does not understand the Buddhist scriptures, but he already has a Buddha-like state of mind at a young age, so he regards people as Buddhas, and in time, he will become a monk." And Mr. Liu's state of mind ...... Amitabha! ”

Zhao Zheng was speechless, but he casually borrowed a sentence from the Buddha Yin to Su Shi, and he could become a Taoist monk? Could it be that this life is really the life of a monk?

NO, NO, a matter of principle, not negotiable.

Liu Jichong's face suddenly turned red, according to this logic, his heart is bullshit......

Yi Kong, an old bald donkey, was silent on weekdays, but at this time, he jumped out to make trouble, and was about to go crazy, but he heard Luqiu Zhongqing's hearty laughter coming from the door: "What the master said is extremely true, but I am clumsy." ”

Liu Jichong saw Luqiu Zhongqing's hand pressing his shoulder, opened his mouth and didn't say anything, and walked away. Luqiu Zhongqing reluctantly smiled and said, "I'm sorry to disturb you, and I ask the county lord and the little master to forgive me and say goodbye!" ”

Li Shoujie reluctantly glanced at Fu Li, and then followed Lu Qiu Zhongqing to turn around and go out.

Seeing this, Zhao Zheng said loudly: "Li Gongzi, God has the virtue of a good life, and I hope you will not ride a horse in the downtown in the future, if you hurt the innocent, it will be a great sin." The little monk has helped you once, but he can't help you a second time! ”

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