Chapter 204: Brain-Dead and Brain-Dead Powder
Shi Jun didn't quite understand what Bao Mei meant, but Qin Baichuan wanted to get out of the way by himself, how could he agree. He crossed his arms with a proud expression and sneered: "You want to come in, Mr. Ben wants to go out, why should he make way for you?" ā
"The road is too narrow, how can you pass me if you don't get out of the way?" This guy still has a provocative mind, but the more impatient he is, the more peaceful Qin Baichuan is, and when it comes to psychological elements, Shi Jun is 108,000 miles behind Qin Baichuan.
"The road is narrow?" Shi Jun's mind flashed with inspiration, and he suddenly became troubled by the topic of his vicious dog just now: "It's really interesting, only the ignorance of the little dog is the narrow road!" ā
"I'm the next Olympics, I can't stand it, I can't stand it!" Yan Juzheng, who was standing on the right side of Qin Baichuan, said angrily: "Wet masturbator, my brother Qin doesn't have the same knowledge as you, are you still finished?" Play couplets with Brother Qin and make pairs, and you don't measure how many catties and taels you have? Don't talk about you, even Xue Fuzi wouldn't dare to play a pair with Brother Qin! ā
"Brother Yan, don't worry, I'm afraid Mr. Shi wants to try the depth of Qingfeng Academy before the academy exchange competition starts." Ling Tianzhao spoke again and said with a smile: "It's just that Mr. Shi seems to have forgotten about it, the three major academies have their own strengths, and they are endowed with poetry and songs...... Heh, I don't need Brother Qin to make a move, I'll come. ā
Without waiting for Shi Jun to say something, Ling Tianzhao spoke again: "You said that Brother Qin's little dog is ignorant and thinks the road is narrow, then I will sue you, Brother Qin's ambition is definitely not something you can understand, do you know what it means to 'spread its wings and hate the sky'?" ā
"It's too much, it's too much." This couplet is too simple, comparing Qin Baichuan to a Dapeng that rises to the sky and soars. Qin Baichuan kicked Ling Tianzhao, this dignified prince, in order to pull himself into the gang, he was so bright and flattering.
"That's just the facts." Qin Baichuan had never changed his attitude towards himself because he had revealed his identity, Ling Tianzhao was happy in his heart, and said with a smile: "Brother Qin, Shi Jun is Shi Lang's cousin of Qingfeng Academy, for Shi Lang's sake, let's let go." ā
As early as when Qin Baichuan and Shi Jun clashed, Shi Lang was happy on the side, if it weren't for Shi Jun's face, Shi Lang couldn't wait to jump out and laugh three times. Damn, usually at home, your Shi Jun's nose will be tilted to the sky, what's the matter, you don't pee when you meet Qin Baichuan, right? Deserved, deserved!
Ling Tianzhao made a concession, in fact, he wanted to calm things down, but Shi Jun didn't appreciate it at all: "Ling Tianzhao, you haven't joined Qingfeng Academy for a long time, but I've heard people say that you kid is still a cult material!" It's just that I didn't know that you were also that kind of flatterer! Dapeng spreads his wings and hates the sky, hum, I'm afraid that someone is 'dying after the fine feather poultry bricks'! ā
Shi Jun's mouth is also quite yin, Ling Tianzhao said that Qin Baichuan is Dapeng, but he said that Qin Baichuan is a fine-feathered poultry, and the thin-feathered poultry refers to sparrows and other birds, implicitly meaning that Qin Baichuan is just a small sparrow, hating the sky and low-haired, be careful of being shot to death by someone with a brick.
"Good link, good link!" Ling Tianzhao frowned, and before he could fight back, he heard Qin Baichuan laughing: "Die after the fine-feathered poultry bricks, Mr. Shi, the coarse beast!" Haha, wonderful, really wonderful! ā
"Bastard! You, how dare you insult me again and again? Shi Jun's eyes breathed fire, although he was sarcastic about Qin Baichuan first, but his expression was extremely vague, this Qin Baichuan was named!
"Abusive? Wet masturbator, Qin is a guest seat at Qingfeng Academy, how can he be an ordinary man who doesn't know etiquette? Qin Baichuan spread out his hands: "You don't want to spew blood." ā
"I'm spurting blood? Hmph, all the people present heard what you just said, am I a bloody squirt, Anyang Mansion Yin will make a judgment! Shi Jun raised his head, he finally grabbed Qin Baichuan's handle, as long as he went to sue the official and exiled him for three thousand miles!
"Mr. Qin's lower picture is very neat, and there is no overstepping." Xue Shihan said indifferently: "Yinglian Kung Fu is about fighting, you look back and think about it, fine vs. thick, feathers vs. feathers, poultry vs. beasts; Brick to stone, back to first, death to life, it is the fine feather poultry brick after death, the coarse beast Mr. Shi, wonderful to the peak. ā
"Shhh
After Xue Shihan's explanation, the surrounding spectators in the clouds and fog suddenly made a gasping sound, and countless eyes were all focused on Qin Baichuan, and their eyes showed shock. This guy seems to be cynical and hurtful in his mouth, but he didn't expect to have such a skill between talking and laughing! scolded Shi Jun fiercely and didn't say anything, and let the latter eat coptis dumbly!
"Are you alright? Let's go. Shi Jun's ability was too far worse than Cheng Yanran's, Qin Baichuan didn't have any pressure at all, and he followed Ling Tianzhao's advice and stepped on the path, bypassing Shi Jun and moving forward.
"Master Xue......" Shi Jun was stunned for a long time, and he didn't know where he got the courage, maybe it was the blind stimulation of the power of love, he ran over again regardless of his face and followed behind Xue Shihan's ass.
"Dog skin plaster." With Shi Jun as a comparison, Luo Yuan suddenly felt that Qin Baichuan didn't seem to be so shameless.
Qin Baichuan didn't say anything, purely from the perspective of pickling girls, no matter what happened, this thing could be cheeky and never give up, but he was also a talent. If you can learn with an open mind, your achievements on the road to pickling girls are at least not weaker than Yan Juzheng.
"Wow, look, the people of the three major academies are together!" The General's Mansion was obviously more lively than outside the door, clusters of students and young ladies gathered together and smiled smartly, and when Ling Tianzhao and the others came in, more eyes were focused on them.
"Oh, what's going on? That, that's Xue Shihan of Qingfeng Academy, Master Xue, right? ā
"Hey, no wonder you can't get married even when you're eighteen, they're all women, what do you think she does? Look at the talented people around her! Quick, quick, let's go talk to you! ā
"I don't even know them, how can I talk to them? If I'm too proactive, will they think I'm a slut? ā
"Where's your usual courage, little prodigal hoof? Holding back at this time? It doesn't matter if you don't know each other, I'll introduce you! ā
"Look at you, the two next to Xue Fuzi, one is the veteran talent of Qingfeng Academy, Shi Lang, and the other is a rising star, Ling Tianzhao!"
"Qingfeng Academy is an outsider, and my father won't let me marry in a foreign country! You see, the Zhan Yang of our general's mansion, that temperament, that muscle...... That must be amazing! ā
"What else can that be? The most prominent one this year is Shi Jun Shi Gongzi, I have heard of it, even the emperor has read his articles, and he is ready to promote him to be a master! ā
"So...... He doesn't have to wait for the scientific examination to be able to mix up an official and a half-job? Ah, if I can take this big boat, my sister will not have to worry about eating in the future! ā
"Eating is nothing, absolutely promising! Forget it, I'll tell you, I'm going to have to show off. ā
"Huh? You wait for me...... Shi Gongzi, Shi Jun, Shi Gongzi...... You're so handsome......"
ā¦ā¦
Shi Jun's transformation from a student to a master is nothing in the eyes of Qin Baichuan, Xue Shihan and others, but in the eyes of those ordinary women, it is tantamount to a miracle, especially Jiangshan Academy is in a sense the think tank of the royal family to govern the world, so there are many young women who regard Shi Jun as the object to be dealt with.
Shi Jun is also a typical brain-dead patient, he had no confidence in being bullied by Qin Baichuan just now, and at this time, seeing that he had the highest voice, he suddenly healed his scar and forgot the pain, put on an unfathomable talent, and kept waving to the fans around him.
"Tianzhao, let's find a quiet place to sit." Shi Jun interacted with the fans constantly, and those fans rushed over frantically, and Qin Baichuan felt a headache when he looked at it, and proposed to build a yƬ.
"Brother Qin, the location of Qingfeng Academy is in the northeast corner, let's go over and meet a few old masters who lead the team." Ling Tianzhao didn't want to get too involved in Shi Jun's things, and said.
Qin Baichuan would not refuse, the group was not going to greet Shi Jun, but Shi Jun's attention was always on them, Qin Baichuan and the others had just walked a few meters when they heard Shi Jun say in a shameless voice: "Ladies and gentlemen, don't quarrel, don't quarrel...... I know that you love someone Shi's talent, but I can't help someone Shi already has a heart!
"Huh? Who is so lucky? A group of brainless fans were stunned.
Shi Jun was very satisfied with the effect he had caused, and said loudly: "Rong Shi will sell it first...... Come, which lady takes Yaoqin, lend me a use, I want to give a lyric to the person I have been thinking about for a long time! ā
"Use mine, use mine, go back and sign my yaoqin!" A young lady hurriedly ordered the little maid to send Yaoqin.
"Don't use hers, use mine, use mine, go back and sign my clothes!" Another young lady said loudly.
"Use mine, use mine...... Oh, Shi Gongzi, you use others! Miss N snorted.
ā¦ā¦
"Thank you for your love, but the person I want to send this poem to is Xue Shihan of Qingfeng Academy, Master Xue!" After getting Yaoqin, Shi Jun also let go, sat cross-legged, pointed to Xue Shihan, who was about to leave, and said loudly: "Shi has been in love with Master Xue for more than a day or two, and this mixed poem is made for her!" ā
"Something that doesn't take it easy." Shi Jun put Xue Shihan on the cusp of the storm again, let alone Ling Tianzhao this time, even his cousin Shi Lang couldn't stand it. Even King Yi himself didn't impress Master Xue, are you a god?
Shi Jun ignored those, his expression was focused, his ten fingers flicked, the melodious sound of the piano, and his deep voice radiated out: "Acacia is like the depth of the sea, and the past is like the sky." Thousands of teardrops are even more sad; If there is no fate in the previous life, the body should die, and the next life will be born. Don't pluck the strings, complaining about the strings can be said. The sky is not old, and the love is indescribable. The heart is like a double wire net, and there are thousands of knots in it......"
There are many people who understand, Shi Jun's poem is a new style of writing that melts "Fortune Operator" and "Qingping Le" into each other, plus he deliberately shows off, the sound of the piano is sad and desolate, and he is extremely lovesick and sympathetic, for a while, those brainless fans are drunk and obsessed, even Xue Shihan has to nod slightly, in terms of talent, this guy does have some ability.