Chapter 154: [If you're not a hippopotamus, you're still a big sister]

"Bring it to you!" Li Chengqian straightened up and snatched the abacus of the hippopotamus sister.

As soon as he was massaged comfortably by his wife, he was half-lying on the chair. At this time, I couldn't look at the hippo sister, so I sat up straight.

"It's an abacus, not a toy!" Li Chengqian gave her a shameful look.

If it was usual, the eldest sister of the hippo would definitely fight with her, and she would not give Li Chengqian a little advantage. But after Li Chengqian went crazy and chased and slashed her with a horizontal knife, she seemed to be a little afraid of Li Chengqian, not only did she not dare to fight, but she didn't even dare to snatch the abacus back.

After Li Chengqian glanced at her strangely, he was very uncomfortable to find that no one was arguing with him, the eldest sister of the hippopotamus is not a hippopotamus, how can she become the eldest sister, it seems that it is better to find an opportunity to let her return to her original nature.

"Your Highness, is this what you did for your concubine?" Xiao Chen's peach-colored eyes were full of joy, staring at Li Chengqian. She squatted on Li Chengqian's thigh, reached out and gently stroked the abacus in Li Chengqian's hand, and in the invisible place blocked by her hand, Li Chengqian's thigh felt two warm and soft things rubbing against him. Yo, you actually ate my tofu!

Su Mi pouted. may be because of Xiao Chen's words.

But Li Chengqian knows that there is a situation below, although this adultery is one-sided and he is innocent, but men are always unreasonable in terms of ambiguity and adultery. For example, a man molesting a woman is called indecent assault, a woman molesting a man is called temptation, a man raping a woman is a crime, and a woman raping a man or a man takes advantage. Li Chengqian was afraid that Su Mi would see the situation below, so with her pouting little action, he immediately felt weak, coughed twice, moved his thighs lightly, and pushed Xiao Chen's murder weapon a little.

"Hmm!" Xiao Chen couldn't help but make a nasal sound, it was a counterattack by the murder weapon.

This almost scared Li Chengqian to death, and he hurriedly said: "One person, don't you see?" ”

Su Mi was satisfied, picked up the abacus on the table, and didn't pay attention to Xiao Chen's nasal voice.

"I ...... Also have? Sister Hippo pointed to her nose, a little incredulous.

"Yes." Li Chengqian nodded.

Su Mi picked up the abacus, liked this exquisite thing very much, and asked, "Your Highness, how can this be used?" ”

Li Chengqian secretly glanced at Xiao Chen, whose face was flushed, afraid that she would squat on her lap and steal tofu again, so his eyes signaled her to get up quickly. Xiao Chen's eyes were watery, and he gave him a wink in shame. Li Chengqian was hit by Qiu Bo, and jumped cautiously, and then he was afraid of being discovered by Su Mi, so he glared at the goblin hatefully, and then looked up and told Su Mi how to use the abacus.

After doing the calculations himself, Li Chengqian couldn't remember the verbal decision, but he still understood how to use it. Su Mi looked at the beads on the abacus and jumped around seriously, and Xiao Chen also stood up, his bright eyes looking at Li Chengqian's agile fingers. When Li Chengqian finished calculating, the two women immediately picked up the abacus and calculated it, and it didn't take long for them to understand, and then they took out the account book again, and found that using the abacus was much simpler than the calculation, and it was faster than the vertical one, and they soon liked the abacus.

Sister Hippo played with the abacus twice, after all, she was not an accountant, so she was not interested in two clicks. stopped playing, and then wanted to listen to the story, but I didn't dare to mention it to Li Chengqian. Constipation.

Su Mi was still empathetic and helped her mention it, otherwise Li Chengqian would have to see how long she was going to be constipated.

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The next day, after going to the morning court, I was on the way back to the East Palace from the Lizheng Palace.

Li Chengqian sat in the carriage, rubbed his lips, and sighed: "Unlucky! ”

What's wrong with this? This has to start with sleep time, in a word, he overslept, he was going to be late, and after being called up by Su Mi, he panicked when he washed his teeth, and poked his gums by brushing his teeth. Is a gum poke so serious? This is going to talk about the way people brush their teeth in the Tang Dynasty, the royal family of the Tang Dynasty brushed their teeth with willow branches to bite the front end with their teeth, make the wood fiber into a brush, and then dip it in some green salt, and then brush it in the mouth. Chewing tooth wood in the morning, most people bite the willow branches by themselves, and then brush their teeth, and Li Chengqian, as a noble prince, is a disabled person, and the most important thing is that he is almost late and has no time, so it is not appropriate for the willow branches to let him bite by himself.

Li Chengqian suddenly found that the willow branches had been bitten and ready one day, so it was naturally useful. Later, he couldn't help but ask curiously who bit it, but no one answered, just saw the two blush together. Li Chengqian didn't react, and only after he went to court did he react, and found out evilly, didn't he brush his teeth with a girl's toothbrush every morning, and both of them were small, and he tasted different flavors every day, what was it!

The next day, he thought that he was a modern person, and he had to have a sense of shame and not take advantage of other people's little girls, but he looked at the willow sticks that he hadn't bitten open, and waited for the smell of willow skin that was full of bites, so he had to deign to use a small bitten toothbrush. Shame on a modern person!

In such a situation, most people will think about inventing a toothbrush, a toothbrush is so easy, no plastic hair, just use horsetail hair, and then not pig hair. But Li Chengqian thought about it every morning, but he didn't ask the people below to do it once.

In one word, lazy!

Of course, it is also possible that this thing has some evil thoughts in his heart, after all, the little girl's mouth is fragrant, isn't it?

But the wicked always have evil retribution, this is not today, he hurriedly stuffed the willow branch that the little girl had bitten into his mouth and brushed his teeth, his brain was still in a half-asleep state, and the strength and angle of the plug were not standard, so he poked the gums of the upper lip. The gums are a fragile part, and it hurts to poke them with soft things, not to mention the fibers of the willow branches, which are hard, and they were miserable at the time, but fortunately there was no bleeding.

It still hurts when I go to court, and I want to find a doctor to take medicine after I go down, but when I think about the medicine in my mouth, it is also uncomfortable, and I endure it. Then I thought that this time the toothbrush must be invented.

Just as he was in the midst of his ambitions, he suddenly heard an exclamation from outside.

The voice was too familiar, it was the voice of the hippopotamus sister, and the voice was full of anger, amazement, and pain.

Li Chengqian hurriedly poked his head out, and the driver of the carriage saw it before him, and said, "Your Highness, Zhenniang was beaten by King Wei!" ”

King Wei is the dead fat man Li Tai, yesterday Lao Li changed his title of King Wei to this.

Isn't this the same sound, the two fathers and sons are idle.

"Stop!" Li Chengqian shouted.

The hippopotamus sister covered her face, sat on the ground, and shouted, "Why did you hit me? ”

When Li Chengqian got out of the car, he saw the dead fat man snorting proudly: "Seeing that this king doesn't salute, what about beating you, a wicked girl?" ”

(To be continued)