Chapter 223: The World's No. 1 Crow's Beak
Seeing her son sitting on the ground with an earthy face, Li Wan still remembered her grievances, and quickly hugged her son's head, and with the comfort of the obedient baby, she almost lifted her clothes to breastfeed.
Everyone else was also stunned by this strange phenomenon, who still remembered Li Wan's injustice, and they were all amazed why the winter thunder trembled.
Fang Yue said with a cautious face: "Thunder in winter is definitely not a good omen!" Han'er, do you know what kind of genius you have made the family crazy to store grain these days? ”
Li Han was really frightened, the paralyzed Lao Tzu just wanted to pretend to be crazy and stupid, and open his mind to seek welfare for the old lady, otherwise Lao Tzu was a dignified young man, a hairpin, what is it like to find a husband for the old lady, how can he mix in Chang'an City when it is spread?
Seeing that a room full of people have raised their "innocence" to an insurmountable height, I don't want to find a way to pierce this layer of window paper, so that the old lady has a high-sounding reason to get married, for a worthless reputation, how to delay the happiness of the rest of her life!
The thief is good at making fun of Lao Tzu, and you let Lao Tzu cross by plane, and now I swear casually, so that a room of people understand that I just feel sorry for my mother, it's not that I ruined her reputation with a black heart, you just don't give face, and it's really a thunder in the winter?
Hearing the words of the old man, Li Han, who had palpitations, had the strength to think, and subconsciously said: "There will be locust plagues and military disasters next year, how can we do it without food?" ”
After saying this, Li Han hadn't woken up from his fear, and muttered again: "Don't you just want to marry your mother, as for splitting me?" If you have the ability to rain again, then it's really 'the day is going to rain, the mother wants to get married', the master will obey you thief! ”
Li Han didn't realize that after he said the words about the locust plague and the military disaster, the whole room was stunned, and what was even more strange was that after he finished saying that there would be a heavy rain, he only heard the sound of "lala" rain suddenly sounded outside the house, and a heavy rain that was rare to see in winter poured down!
Li Han was completely shocked. He closed his eyes and muttered, "Hell, when did I become so magical that I could even Zen casually?" The thunder has also struck, and the rain has fallen, is it possible that there will be an earthquake? ”
As soon as he finished saying this, Li Han felt suffocated, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that there were at least a dozen hands covering his mouth, as well as the terrified heads of the maternal elders who surrounded him.
It was as if God was continuing to fight with Li Han, just before he was about to be killed by the terrified elders. There was a shaking under his feet, and Fang Yue staggered flat and fell to the ground, shouting in a terrifying voice: "The ground moves, it really moves!" Oh, my God! ”
"Puff tom" Li Han was finally able to get angry, a circle of women fell to the ground, and the old grandmother cried when she pulled her throat: "My little ancestor, your mother can marry if she wants, as long as she doesn't take you and Lin Er to General Qi's house, we won't stop her." Hurry up and let God stop punishing! ”
Li Wan was ashamed and angry, crying is activity: "Mother, what are you talking about, what does this have to do with the daughter-in-law's remarriage?" ”
Ji Fan said solemnly: "Hao'er's family, this is the will of heaven." You have been alone for so long, General Qi is a good person who can be relied on, and he will not treat you badly.
You can rest assured, even if you remarry. This home will always be your home, if General Yue does not dislike it, he can also become a member of our family. ”
Li Han was completely messy. What's going on today? It's just that God has an awkward relationship with himself, why did these strange phenomena contribute to the marriage of the old lady? The more he thought about it, the more funny it became, and he couldn't help but crack his mouth and giggle.
Li Wan was already ashamed, she wanted to explain but felt a faint desire in her heart, if she didn't explain, it would be easy for everyone to misunderstand that she was really eager to remarry, and there was still a trace of thought lingering, that is: "Could it be that I am really grateful for Han'er's filial piety and helped him promote a good thing between me and General Qi?" That's embarrassing, isn't it? Oops......"
Li Wan stomped her feet suddenly, like a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl who had been exposed and wanted to get married, she covered her face and ran into the back room shyly.
At this moment, no one in the room could see that Li Wan had agreed, and they couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
Seeing that Li Han was still grinning with a big mouth, Fang Yue kicked him angrily and said, "Get up and change your clothes, there are so many strange things happening in winter, maybe the palace will send someone to recruit you into the palace, look at your tearful face, don't you be ashamed." ”
Li Han just said strangely: "What do you want me to do, can I just say anything, I want to say it again......"
"Shut up!"
Again, a few pale faces and hands that hated to cover him to death firmly sealed his troublesome crow's mouth.
Grandpa trembled and said: "Han'er, we have agreed to your mother's affairs, General Qi can't marry her if he doesn't want to, grandpa begs you to keep your mouth down, stop talking nonsense!" ”
Li Han hurriedly blinked before being suffocated to death, and finally got released, he jumped up and just wanted to escape back to his house, when he heard a crazy knock at the gate, and then the door opened, and Gonggong Liu walked in with a hasty face and said: "The emperor urgently summoned Ma Lang, please come with me." ”
Li Hanxin said that it was really unlucky, and in later generations, he only said that he would go with me when he was invited to tea by the police, and this father-in-law really couldn't speak, and suddenly remembered that he was a little casual Zen today, so he quickly covered his mouth, went out with the eunuch without saying a word, and got into the carriage in the rain and went straight to Weiyang Palace.
On the carriage, Li Hanwu was swayed by today's miraculous events, he contemplated the "memorabilia of Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty" that he had memorized, and suddenly remembered the winter of the third year of the Middle Yuan Dynasty, but there was no major earthquake, the epicenter was in Shangyong County, that is, near Shiyan in Hubei Province in later generations, the history books recorded that the ground movement was very powerful, the landslide cracked and the heavy rain poured, which lasted for 22 days, causing the entire county to have no living people. (This event is true, but the time is in the first year of the Later Yuan Dynasty, and it has been modified for the sake of the story)
Li Han thought of the root cause, and his heart was settled, as long as it was not the disaster caused by his crow's mouth, it seemed that everything today was completely coincidental.
Eliminating unnecessary shocks, Li Han began to think contemplatively about the emperor's intentions, and soon thought that in such an era when scientific knowledge could not surpass idealism, tomorrow's court meeting, the emperor would definitely be questioned because of the anomaly in the sky, and if it was not good, there would be villains who would take advantage of the opportunity.
"Mean...... Shangyong ......" Li Han closed his eyes, pinched his chin, and muttered to himself: "Jingzhou...... Chu...... The Land of Thorn and Chu...... Ha! ”
Gonggong Liu had been curled up in the dark corner of the carriage, his eyes were fixed on Li Han, watching him go from shock to relief, and then he began to mumble and mention a place name, and finally, he actually showed a face full of cunning, as if he wanted to calculate someone, which made him feel uneasy for a while, and he didn't dare to speak.
As soon as he entered the palace gate, Li Han found that it was not only his carriage running wildly in the rainy night, but the sound of the guards and attendants around him kept coming, as well as the sound of whips whipping the carriage, and then he understood that the emperor had summoned many nobles and ministers tonight, and it seemed that the emperor in the feudal era was indeed very radical in his reaction to the abnormal weather.
The carriage stopped, Li Han just jumped out of the car, and the pouring rain soaked him all over, and he just wanted to scold the guards for not holding an umbrella for him, but he saw that not far in front of him, there was a person standing in the rain, who had already been watered thoroughly, and there were tears of compassion in his eyes without saying a word, it was not Liu Qi but that.
The other ministers had already knelt around the emperor, their hands raised in unison, begging for something to the heavens, and under the mixture of night and light and rain, this scene was indescribably strange.
The emperor is in the rain, who dares to open an umbrella?
Li Han cursed secretly, hurriedly jumped and ran over, ignoring the ministers who were all over the ground, kicked away the people who were in the way, picked up the emperor and ran into the main hall, and shouted at the stupid and drowning attendants: "Quickly get dry clothes!" ”
The chamberlain hurriedly ran in, and at this moment, the ministers also rushed into the hall like chickens, and surrounded the emperor again, with pain on their faces, it was obvious that they were about to attack, and Liu Qi was motionless like a clay sculpture that had lost consciousness.
Li Han anxiously pulled Liu Qi's wet clothes down, and shouted angrily: "The weather is warm this winter, and it is called 'Xiaoyangchun' in November, so it is not surprising that there is a thunderstorm.
The earthquake in the capital just now is very slight, which is enough to show that the disaster site is thousands of miles away, and it feels like it is in the land of Jingchu, even if there is any omen, it also indicates that there are remnants of Western Chu who are about to make trouble, and God warned my father to take precautions in advance, it is not caused by what you have done to lose morality, so why waste your body? ”
Li Han's words were consciously shouted very loudly, and the ministers all heard it, so they were in a daze together, and an old man who was about to poke his finger at the emperor just now secretly took a few steps back, obviously wanting to think about it.
Liu Qi's eyes were full of life, he stared at Li Han in surprise, this kid roared and his hands were not idle, he snatched the dry clothes from the hand of the waiter and wrapped him, and only let go of him after tying the belt, just wanted to speak, but he felt the warm hand of the stinky boy pinching his cold big hand, helping him to sit down, and he was silent.
Tonight's vision really frightened Liu Qi, the heavy thunderstorm in winter is terrible enough, and it is accompanied by a slight ground movement, is this a warning from heaven to punish himself for doing something wrong?
If so, what did I do wrong?
Liu Qi walked into the rain full of grief and indignation, thinking aggrievedly that since he ascended the throne, he has been thinking about the rich country and the strong people all the time, why does God want to send disasters to punish him?
Wang Huan, as a female dependent, could not come forward, so she could only hide in the apse and watch her husband cry mournfully, until Li Han made such a move, she breathed a sigh of relief and waited with anticrative expectations for Li Han to resolve her husband's disaster. (To be continued......)