162 Ridiculous weapons
Li Xiaofeng looked at Arkady quietly. Tereshchenko, he knew that he had caught the other party off guard, which put this good-faced aristocratic little white face in a dilemma. Seeing that the other party tried his best to keep his composure, desperately suppressing the panic in his heart, so that he could appear heroic and fearless, but in fact, the pale little face and slightly trembling lips had betrayed his inner world.
At this moment, Li Xiaofeng suddenly remembered Mark Twain's "The Great Duel of the French". Mr. Tereshchenko, like Mark Twain's French friend Gombetta in the book, has a cowardly heart beneath the shell of a brave man.
So now it was Li Xiaofeng's turn to be sarcastic: "My Mr. Lionheart King, how long will you think about this simple matter?" Give me a letter! Agree or disagree, both words are ruthlessly simple! ”
Arkady. Tereshchenko's face was red and white, and it was really too difficult for him to come up with a good way to get the best of both worlds in a short period of time. At this point, he was anxious and angry, and if he could show the "serenity of the French" like Gombetta, he would happily tear down old Hemstra's villa into a pile of rotten wood, and then learn from Gombetta to pace back and forth on the ruins and pieces of wood - he really regretted participating in the old man's cosplay event, which was too bad!
Yes, Tereshchenko only wanted to learn from Mr. Gombetta and use an eye-catching event to gain prestige for himself, but unfortunately his opponent was not Fuertu, who had the same goal, but a certain immortal who sincerely wanted his life. I have to say that the biggest cup in life is to choose the wrong opponent, thinking that the opponent is a little sheep. Who would have thought that under the sheepskin was a big bad wolf that ate people.
"Tsk, Arkady. Mr. Tereshchenko, how long do you have to think about it? Victoria's tongue became more and more venomous, "Where is the sense of justice and responsibility that you just broke out?" Eaten by a dog? ”
Old Hemstra couldn't stand the sarcasm and mockery. To tell the truth, except for Li Xiaofeng, this old man is the one who is not afraid of death and wants to save face the most. When Tereshchenko had the upper hand just now, the old man was so happy, it was more comfortable than eating the fruits of life, who would have thought that in the blink of an eye, Tereshchenko would change from a proud big rooster to a little grass chicken without guts, although it was Mr. Grass Chicken who lost face, but as the host and the main party to the incident. The old man also felt that his face was dull.
In order to maintain the honor of the nobility, in order to fiercely counter the arrogance of his opponent, he has the responsibility and obligation to let Mr. Straw Chicken return to the right path: "Arkady. Tereshchenko, what are you still hesitating about! Be a little manly. Isn't it a duel! Big deal, die! As a true Russian man, he would rather die standing than live on his knees! ”
Tereshchenko's teeth rattled, and he was completely unimpressed by the old man's words, shit warrior! Lao Tzu would rather not be a man. I want to continue to live. It's a pity that the power to choose now is completely out of his hands, and as the price of inciting the audience's emotions, the only way out has been sealed by his own hands.
"Arkady. Tereshchenko, if you dare to back down. Don't say you know me in the future! ”
"Yes, we don't have such a bad friend!"
“……”
The cold sweat of the soybean size rolled down from the forehead of Tereshchenko drop by drop. It is conceivable that this poor worm is a big Yali Mountain, but no matter how much pressure it is, no one else can be blamed. He brought it all upon himself. Fortunately, Mr. Tereshchenko was thick-skinned, and he didn't mind pretending to be deaf and dumb all the time until he thought of a foolproof solution.
Is there a foolproof solution? Of course there were, at least with Tereshchenko's nimble little brain, he quickly found a way to save his life. Immediately, he took a deep breath and said in a deep voice: "I agree to Ling's request, and the duel can start immediately!" ”…,
Hula, the onlookers let out a tsunami-like cheer, the happiest of them was the old Hemstra, the old man beat Tereshchenko's chest hard, and said with a smile: "I know that Daoling is a warrior, Arkady. Tereshchenko did not disappoint me! ”
However, Tereshchenko's expression was not as excited as that of his companions, Nima, if it weren't for the foolishness of the grandsons, Lao Tzu would not have agreed to any duel. Yes, as a necessary condition for being a despicable villain, Tereshchenko immediately and selectively forgot that he had instigated the matter himself, and when he had the upper hand just now, he did not complain that there were too many people who made a fuss.
In the midst of the uproar, Tereshchenko said to Li Xiaofeng urgently: "Sir, according to what you said, according to the rules of the duel, the right to choose weapons belongs to me, right?" ”
Li Xiaofeng instantly saw through this grandson's thoughts, the boy was bluffing from the beginning, and he was forced by his brother to have no choice but to agree to the duel, let him use the weapon, it is estimated that the boy will choose the one with the least lethality, so he immediately joked: "Of course, it is your right to choose weapons, but I don't want to see you choose a toothpick as a weapon......
Tereshchenko was speechless for a moment, and to be honest, he did intend to choose the most harmless weapon, such as as Mark Twain, the two sides of the duel were three-quarters of a mile apart and threw bricks at each other. He was not worried about hurting passers-by A and pedestrian B who were walking through it. Who would have thought that Li Xiaofeng reacted faster than him, and immediately plugged this loophole, which made him grit his teeth with hatred.
But what made him more itchy was still to come, and in the face of Li Xiaofeng's ridicule, old Hemstra suddenly replied sarcastically: "Toothpick? Only a coward like Ling would think of a duel with a toothpick! Our Arkady. Mr. Tereshchenko is a true warrior, and a true warrior will of course choose a gun or a sword as a weapon in a duel! ”
With the old man filling the big head, the surrounding soy sauce crowd did not forget to coax, and gave Tereshchenko ideas one after another:
"Pick a gun! One shot blows this bastard's head out, and I want to see what color his brain is in! ”
"Yes, yes, it's best to use a gun, it's best to be Makqin, the two sides are the most lively!"
"What's the point of using a gun? Real warriors fight with swords, you don't see what is written in the novel, a sword stabs the heart, that is called a neat and neat! ”
Tereshchenko was messy in the wind, and to be honest, he didn't like either a gun or a sword, both of which were deadly things, and on the contrary, he wanted to save his life. For a while, this grandson pretended to be a thinker again - the power of the gun was great, and the sword seemed to be safer, but just now he saw someone with two fingers and caught the full force of the tiger Mstra, which showed that the other party was a practitioner, if he really competed with the sword, his little fist and embroidered leg was estimated to be unable to block two moves; Then use a gun, but the bullet does not have a long eye, in case of a headshot or chrysanthemum, it is worse than a sword death......
Tereshchenko's tangle! A pair of thief eyes couldn't help but glance around, and just as he was about to find a gap with few people and run away immediately, something came into his eyes. Immediately, he came to the spirit, his waist was not sore, his legs did not hurt, and he could go up to the fifth floor in one breath.
The grandson straightened his waist and said, "According to what Mr. Hemsstra said, I will choose it as a weapon for the duel!" ”
Li Xiaofeng was a little surprised, just now he thought that a certain grandson would run away in fright, why did he have the courage to do so in the blink of an eye? Eating bear heart leopard gall is not so good curative effect, right? Or is this guy out of the blue?
But Li Xiaofeng really doesn't care, for him Tereshchenko is already a dead man, and it doesn't have any effect on him, and the other party can save him a lot of trouble if he can be a little single. …,
Thinking of this, Li Xiaofeng faked his appearance and dug it into the bag he was carrying, and in the next second, his silver sand eagle, which had been used as a burning stick for a long time, appeared in front of everyone.
I rub! Tereshchenko was frightened by the huge sand eagle, he didn't expect that the other party still had a guy with him, or this kind of guy who is very powerful and deadly at first glance, look at that caliber, you have to take away two taels of meat wherever you hit!
Seeing that the situation was not good, Tereshchenko hurriedly said: "Sir, your weapon does not meet the requirements, I am talking about this!" ”
As he spoke, he pulled out the flintlock musket he had brought with him, the kind of thing called a flintlock that contained spherical lead bullets on gunpowder.
"Use this?" Li Xiaofeng was completely speechless at the old antique in front of him, which came out of that museum, and he didn't trust the power of the flintlock musket at all: "This thing can also kill people?" ”
"Of course!" Tereshchenko said solemnly, "The warriors of the Napoleonic era used this weapon on the battlefield!" ”
Use it, anyway, for Li Xiaofeng, you can stab someone to death with a toothpick, not to mention that the flintlock musket is still a gun, at least it is more powerful than a toothpick.
He said impatiently, "Okay! Give me one and we'll get started right away! ”
"Slow!" Tereshchenko shouted again to stop, he didn't want to start like this, although the flintlock musket is a little older, but as someone said - no matter how old it is, it is also a gun, and Tereshchenko wants to avoid all risks: "According to the rules of the duel, we must set the distance of the duel, I don't want to hold the fire five steps away, that's suicide, not a duel!" ”
Oh, Li Xiaofeng smiled, what about five steps away, even if it is only one step apart, we shoot at the same time, and we will die.
He asked absentmindedly, "Then how far away do you think is appropriate?" ”
Tereshchenko blurted out: "Fifty steps! ”
Burst! Li Xiaofeng is nothing, the old Hemsstra next to him almost choked to death by his own saliva, he is a little suspicious that there is something wrong with his ears, using a flintlock musket, duel from a distance of fifty steps, what is the point of this, who doesn't know that the smoothbore that fires spherical lead bullets is thirty steps away and even a target the size of a phone booth can't hit, and every fifty steps is not the same as hitting the air! (To be continued......)