"Sixitang?" Lu Bing looked at Huang Di with a little puzzlement, and then looked up at the plaque. The shop is elegant, looking like a seowon rather than a restaurant. Huang Di nodded and asked, "What, you haven't been here?" Hehe, I've been famous for a long time, in fact, today is the first time I've been here, take a look, it should be fun. ”

"I've eaten Sixi balls, what is Sixi Hall for, where to eat balls?" Lu Bing asked, and Huang Di smiled evilly: "There are balls, big pills, or two, hahahahahaha ”

The two of them walked into the Sixi Hall, and there were a few people standing at the door who were dressed like scholars, and when they saw the two of them entering, they stepped forward and said, "Do the two guest officers have reservations?" ”

"No, I'm sorry to arrange it." Huang Di said, the scholar hugged his fists, and led Lu Bing and the two into the room, Lu Bing looked back and forth, the rooms between them were all very elegant, mostly with green bamboo and white silk, each small room was very hidden, there were several tables of elegant men and women in the hall chanting poems, Lu Bing nodded: It seems that this Huang Di is still an elegant person, this place is high-end and high-end!

The little brother has great eyesight, and he can see that the two of them are dressed well, not like those poor sours who want to eat and drink, Huang Di has not signaled that he took the initiative to take the two to a small partition around the corner, and he can't see the situation inside clearly, but he can see the scene in the hall in the partition. After the two of them sat down cross-legged and cushioned, the little brother asked, "What do you two need to use?" ”

"I'll say a few words to my brother, you go to the pot Longjing first, by the way, soak it in Hupao spring water, the best one is the one sent overnight, and then have eight kinds of dim sum." Huang Di said, and then casually gave the little brother a piece of silver, and the little brother said: "We are here to meet the accounts." ”

Huang Di nodded and said, "This is the tea money for the little brother, don't shirk it." The little brother thanked him again and again, bowed deeply, and went down.

Lu Bing was a little surprised, it seems that this Huang Di is very generous, not like a duck blood fan at all, what he just said, what Tiger Running Spring, what the eight things, I have never heard of it. The tea and pastries came up after a while, Lu Bing was even more dumbfounded, he didn't know anything in front of him, and he still looked at the familiar ones sold in the supermarket, but the ones made here were extremely fine, and the shape was not like a god, and Lu Bing didn't dare to guess for fear of missing out and being embarrassed. Huang Di asked, "What do you think brother?" ”

"What is Hupao Spring, and what are the Eight Kinds?" Lu Bing asked, Huang Di was slightly surprised: "No, you haven't heard of this, brother, looking at your dress and temperament, you should have seen a lot of the world, how is it possible?" ”

Huang Di's unintentional words made Lu Bing's face a little unbearable, and Lu Bingqiang smiled and said: "I don't mix this, do you know what Häagen-Dazs is, do you know what the Ice Queen is, and what Starbucks is?" ”

Huang Diha laughed: "I didn't think about what I said when I was a brother just now, and I was offended, but what you said, I really haven't heard of it." ”

"I didn't have the right attitude just now, Brother Huang, please forgive me, the main reason is that I was timid, a little embarrassed, and annoyed." Lu Bing also admitted his mistake, Huang Di nodded: "Be quick to talk, don't hide and talk, it seems that you treat me as a friend, you are a good man with a true temperament, my brother toasts you with tea instead of wine." ”

After the two drank, Huang Di said: "This Hupao Spring and Longjing are collectively known as the West Lake Double Unique, and using Hupao Spring to make Longjing tea is the most flavorful. As for the eight samples is the abbreviation, the full name is called Xuzhou Eight samples, generally go outside as long as it is a good restaurant, as soon as you say the eight samples, others know what the main point of the road is. I also roughly said that it refers to the eight kinds of honey three knives, strip crisp, hemp chips, croissant honey, Jiang rice strips, peanut candy, money cake, and osmanthus halva. Now it's your turn, brother, what are you talking about? ”

"Brother Huang, buddy is not a seller, it's really hard to explain, I'll just say that Häagen-Dazs is a kind of ice cream, just wait until I get back and try to make it for you, don't talk about this, I'm in a hurry." Lu Bing said.

Huang Di saw Lu Bing's unsatisfactory appearance, Ha Lu Ha Da Lu laughed, and said: "Don't say it, drink tea to clear your stomach, let's eat, eat less pastries, and have to eat in a while." Brother, you're such an interesting person, you know something that others don't understand. ”

"Brother Huang, this restaurant is quite special, hehe, chic and elegant, with some mood." Lu Bing took a sip of fragrant tea, pursed his lips and said.

Huang Di was stunned for a moment and then smiled: "Brother, you are really a good boy, this is not a restaurant, this is a famous kiln in Nanjing." ”

"Huh? Fuck, isn't it, oops, oops, I'll fuck it," Lu Bing was shocked, he didn't know what to say in a panic, the tea in the cup spilled his pants, and he quickly stood up and kept wiping it with his hands, which was extremely embarrassed: "Brother Huang, how can you take me to visit the kiln." ”

"Why not, how old are you to get married without visiting the kiln, and it will be inconvenient to marry a mother-in-law to visit the kiln at that time, and then we have to pay attention to the elegance of the words, in fact, to be precise, this is called a green building, and the kiln is not the same, but it is not a coolie kiln like a salted meat village." Huang Di said lightly.

Lu Bing sat down and coughed lightly, he had never made the difference between a white green building and a brothel before, and today he never thought that he was in a green building. Originally, Lu Bing's impression of the Qinglou should be the kind of grandson who is flattering to the old bustard and pimps in the big teapot, but it is obviously not here, everything is as fresh as the breeze, without a trace of flashy hustle and bustle.

Lu Bing sat down and asked softly: "Brother Huang, is there anything to talk about in this Qinglou, isn't it, isn't it, it's not playing?"

"Playing with women, right?" Huang Di smiled, Lu Bing made a big red face, nodded embarrassedly, Huang Di lowered his voice and said: "Most of the girls here are selling their arts, you look at the women below, they all wear Luo skirts, not the pants worn by bitches, in fact, they are all Qinglou women." Hehe, there is a drink, it's just that it looks better, men are like this, they still hold the pipa and half-cover their faces, and those who want to refuse and welcome are attractive, and they don't feel anything when they take off their pants. It is said that it is a show of art and not a body, but in fact, as long as you look good, don't say it in vain, it is possible to post it upside down. Brother, with your appearance, if you can sing a good poem, you will definitely be able to seduce these women. ”

Lu Bing nodded as if he didn't understand, thinking that the business nightclubs he had seen before were so profitable, his wife was not as good as a concubine, a concubine was not as good as a prostitute, a prostitute was better than stealing, and it was better to steal than to steal, so it was just that.

Huang Di saw that Lu Bing's eyes were a little wrong when he looked at him, and hurriedly said: "I'm not here for these mortal fans, I'm here to see the dream of this Sixi Hall." ”

"What dreams of fighting? How can you still dream? And hypnotists here? Lu Bing said without understanding, Huang Di shook his head and said: "Everyone who is famous in Sixitang, Meng Xueqing, the country is beautiful and beautiful, and the country is captivated."

"Brother Huang, Brother Huang, pay attention, pay attention, saliva is dripping." Lu Bing shook Huang Di and said, Huang Di blinked and had an epiphany, smiled embarrassedly, and then reached out and pulled the small bell next to the table, and soon the scholar dressed as a "turtle man" ran over, and Huang Di ordered a few dishes and a pot of wine. When asked if he wanted a girl, Huang Di looked at the shy Lu Bing, shook his hand slightly, nodded knowingly, turned around and walked away. I don't know that it was when the turtle was the prince, Lu Bing thought he was gentle and elegant, but now he felt that this person didn't look like a scholar at all, with a slight hint of evil in his eyes, Lu Bing secretly laughed at his psychological effect, and looked at people with colored glasses.

Soon the dishes were delivered as quickly as pastries, which made Lu Bing sigh, it turned out that Chinese food can be as fast as fast food, hey, it seems that some restaurants that I once ate at were really a problem with service attitude. The dish is very light but very delicious, which makes people can't help but have a sense of elegance in their mouths.

Lu Bingzan said: "This dish is healthy, green and pollution-free products." ”

"What does this mean, why do you have so many new words in your mouth?" Huang Di and Lu Bing touched a sip of wine and said.

"It means that pesticides are not sprinkled, pesticides are insect and pesticide prevention, but they are harmful to people," Lu Bing hurriedly explained: "There are also vegetables with chemical drugs such as ripening agents, hehe, we can drink any gutter oil, Sudan red, and milk powder from snacks, anyway, they are almost poisonous, how good is this, the vegetables that grow up in dung and dung cakes are delicious." Lu Bing took a chopstick dish and ate it in his mouth, and smashed it and said.

Huang Di was about to vomit, and swallowed two mouthfuls before suppressing the acid water in his stomach and said, "Brother, I will discuss something for you, you see that you are dressed cleanly, can you not talk about such a disgusting topic when you eat." ”

"I'm sorry, I'm used to heavy tastes, and you're going to be killed if you run into a rotten girl." Lu Bing said with a smile.

Suddenly, the men and women in the hall who were originally chanting poems in a low voice fell silent, and looked at the middle of the floor where Lu Bing was located. I saw a dignified and beautiful girl dressed in white, but pink and tender at first glance, walking out, holding a wooden tray in her arms, and the wooden tray was covered with a white cloth. Everyone's eyes looked at the girl in unison, and the girl raised her voice and said: "Today's topic is plum blossoms, everyone in the dream is listening in the room, the time is a stick of incense, a stick of incense begins to answer, and then the time of a stick of incense is closed, and the person who can meet everyone in the dream today is immediately announced, and the poems are not limited to starting now." As she spoke, the girl lifted the white cloth, and a plum blossom was placed on the tray, and then a scholar-like turtle man placed an incense burner on the table in the hall and inserted a stick of incense.

Lu Bing's eyes lit up in the hall when he saw him, and he looked at Huang Di in puzzlement, Huang Di also shook his head lightly and said: "It seems that everyone in the dream is not something that ordinary people can see, it has always been the guests who pick the girl, hehe, when you come to Sixi Hall, it is the girl who picks the guest, it is really interesting to compose poems and lyrics, brother, can you do it?" ”

Lu Bing shook his head, and Huang Di smiled and said, "Then our brothers are still drinking bars, it seems that there is no hope of seeing everyone today." ”

A stick of incense burned out quickly, the turtle was replaced with an incense, the time to chant poetry and lyrics is coming, there are a lot of guests in those halls who are the same as Lu Bing Huang Di in the partition surrounded by the guest Gao Sheng, some are just neat to the battle, some are quite literary but inevitably fall into the cliché, after all, plum blossoms have been praised by the ancients since ancient times, and it is like that over and over again, but most of them are still sour and do not know the so-called poetry. The turtles copied down the guest's recitation notebook and wrote down where the guest was sitting.

Seeing that the incense was about to burn, Huang Di suddenly stood up and read: "There is Mei Ruo's blood is miserable, but in fact, it is arrogant and cold. If Mei Ruoxue is weak and weak, how can she know the inside story of Tai Ruoshan. The more coquettish he is, the more ink he has in his chest. It's better to play a limerick poem, but it is a true hero of heaven and earth. After reading Huang Di, he shook his head meaningfully, Ha Lu Ha Da Lu laughed, raised his glass and drank it all, and said to Lu Bing: "Sacrifice ugliness, sacrifice ugliness, Brother Lu, what's the matter, you also have a song?" ”

Everyone in the hall looked at Huang Di angrily, Huang Di's limerick poem was clearly a satire on those rotten Confucians in the hall, Lu Bing rose for a while, but he didn't have this literary talent. In his opinion, those books in classical Chinese that Meng Lin gave him are still not good, where can he compose poems and lyrics, and he suddenly thought of a poem under the inspiration, seeing that no one knows the Tao in these years, and piracy will be pirated.

So Lu Bing also stood up, raised his glass and invited Huang Di and said: "Since Brother Huang didn't learn such a poem, I will also write a poem, but it's not very regular, don't laugh." ”

"It's okay, who dares to laugh at you," Huang Di said here and lowered his voice: "Whoever dares to laugh at you, let's smoke him." ”

Lu Bing looked at each other and smiled, didn't answer, and began to chant: "The wind and rain send spring back, and the snow welcomes spring." It is already a cliff with a hundred feet of ice, and there are still flowers and branches. Pretty doesn't compete for spring, only reports spring. When the mountains were full of flowers, she laughed in the bushes. ”

Huang Di gasped, hugged his fists for a moment, and said: "I didn't expect that Little Brother Lu still has such a great talent, I only thought that you have a broad face and a person who can be friends, but I didn't expect that you are still a talented person, and you were disrespectful to your brother before." ”

Lu Bing was very embarrassed, he was originally stealing Chairman Mao's poems, how could he accept such praise from others, so he could only clench his fists and return to the concession, but he heard someone in the hall shouting: "What a mess, you two are all the wrong poems and words of the rural villagers, and you dare to show off here, hum, it's really ridiculous and generous." ”

Lu Bingxin said that you will be put in seven years, which is enough to be shot. Huang Di was also very angry, and just wanted to scold, but saw that the door of an inner room on the second floor was opened, and the beautiful girl just now walked out and said to Lu Bing and Huang Di, "Two sons, Mr. Dream is invited." ”

There was an uproar in the hall.

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