Section 44 Learning to spend money is very happy
Liu Sanbian looked at the money on the table and asked the forty-fifth generation Sun couple and Deng Juan: "Can you buy anything with this money?" ”
"No, you can't buy illegal things!" Deng Juan smiled mysteriously, "You can't buy things that violate morality!" ”
"No, it won't!" Liu Sanbian hurriedly clarified, "I have undergone traditional education, am well versed in Confucius and Mencius etiquette, delve into contemporary science, and prepare for etiquette, righteousness and shame, needless to say!" ”
"You want a treat?" Deng Juan teased Liu San and said, "After accumulating wealth for thousands of years, the bluestone blocks have been ploughed into fertile soil by earthworms, please wait for us to eat something!" ”
"Okay, no problem, the gentleman is squandering money and righteousness, I'm ready!" Liu San readily agreed.
Deng Juan got up and circled around Liu Sanchang, and Liu Sanbian was very surprised: "This, this, why?" ”
"Please wait for the show!" In order to get rid of Deng Juan's strange gaze, Liu San walked to Liu Chang's side, "You take us there!" ”
"Where to go, brothel?" Liu Ying asked in surprise, "What kind of unclean place?" ”
"I'm not going!" Deng Juan hurriedly waved his hands, "That's not the place where serious people should go." Let's eat! ”
"What to eat?" Liu Sanbian grabbed the money on the table in his hand, "You can buy anything?" ”
They went out to the downtown area, the market was crowded, lively, the transaction was very active, Liu Sanbian was very excited, he was particularly interested in bargaining, especially because of the lack of picky goods, he listened very carefully, and from time to time brought it to test.
Liu Sanbian behaved like this, and there were times when he was scolded by the boss.
At the bacon stall, a buyer picked up a piece of bacon, pointed to the spot on the side of the meat skin, and said, "Boss, look at yourself, this is a moldy plaything, who dares to eat it?" ”
"Moldy?" The boss stared at the buyer and retorted with a smile. "Is bacon still called bacon without salt? I don't know if I eat fat and meat and become a monster! ”
Liu Sanbian grabbed a piece of bacon in his hand and looked at it carefully: "It's indeed moldy!" ”
"Moldy, what mold? Thousands of years old are still antiques, and they are more valuable! The boss grabbed it, "Don't sell it, it's all sold, go elsewhere!" ”
Liu San was startled, pointed at the boss and said, "You ......"
"What's not meat?" Liu Chang pulled him over: "Go, don't disturb other people's business!" ”
Facing the somewhat surprised Liu Sanchang, Liu Chang smiled strangely. He lowered his voice and whispered to Liu Sanbian: "People are laughing, not you." What do you think the boss knows? He only knows money! ”
"What do you mean?" Liu Sanbian turned back to look at the boss, "He doesn't recognize anything else?" ”
Liu Ying and Deng Juan next to them laughed out loud and laughed at each other: "This is the difference!" ”
Liu Ying took Liu Sanbian's hand and said: "I only recognize the meaning of money, but I just want to make money, and I only want to make money." ”
Liu Sanbian listened carefully, and it took a while to understand: "Ah, I see." I see! ”
"This is the inevitability of economic prosperity!" Deng Juan explained, "The more developed the economic prosperity, the more money consciousness people have, and the more ways to earn money. The more abundant the means of earning money, the more ways to seek maximum benefits. ”
Liu Sanbian shook his head when he heard this: "It's too complicated, it's too complicated!" ”
"Leave it alone!" Liu Chang took the ancestor's hand and walked, "You can choose what you want to buy." Don't worry about other people's deals! ”
Liu Sanbian took out the money and held it in his hand, hey. The smiling boss took the initiative to greet him and recommend his own products to him, and some bosses pulled him to see the goods.
A merchant who sells honey is holding a beehive in his hand, still flowing honey, he smiled at Liu Sanbian, and said in a chapter: "My honey, a good thing, can be ventilated when mixed with water, and it is very comfortable to drink with wine, it is you who do not buy losses, buy it to be comfortable and benefit yourself!" ”
Liu Sanbian was not interested in honey, but in the rhythm of this person's mouth, he remembered it at once, and stood beside the boss and asked: "I'll help you sell, it's good!"
After saying that, it didn't matter whether people agreed or not, they sold it. The honey seller saw that he was screaming with a clear eye, and he was also very happy, and he was busy dealing with the buyers, so that he could sell them.
Liu Sanbian has worked hard to sell, and everyone has never seen a special person come to shout for business, so they all gather around to watch, and the more people accumulate, the boss who sells honey is very happy, and the business is one after another.
Liu Sanchang was happy, he made up his own words and shouted: "Honey is sweet, it can prolong life, honey is fragrant, the body is strong, it is good to be happy, for yourself, strong family, buy it back, it is very blessed!" ”
"Thank you!" The owner who sold honey handed Liu San a bean cake and smiled, "No need to call, it's sold out!" ”
Liu Sanbian took the bean cake, smelled it, and took a bite: "It's so fragrant!" ”
They walked all the way, following behind to watch the lively people follow, everyone wondered, such a cheap talent labor, just a bean cake can be invited, it is too strange.
Liu Sanbian seemed to regard earning bean cakes as a life experience, and he saw the shop with the plaque of "Longevity Shop", and the store was full of various clay pots, large and small, so he stepped forward and shouted to the store: "Boss, can I help you shout for business?" ”
When the boss heard this, he nodded with the original purple sand teapot.
Liu Sanbian shouted loudly: "The clay pot has a unique pattern, buy it and put it at home, the millennium furnace is forged, the value is high, it is exquisite at a glance, take a closer look at the subtlety, it is important to earn time, and give food and clothing to children and grandchildren!" ”
Liu Chang hurriedly pulled Liu Sanchang away, he was unwilling, and groaned while thinking. Watching the lively people talking, laughing, and pointing, the expressions are very peculiar.
And after Liu San changed his groan, he smiled at everyone, as if he had gained recognition.
When the boss heard it, what a mess, he stood up, put the purple clay pot on the coffee table, and reprimanded: "Get out, what kind of mess, play elsewhere!" ”
"Let's go!" Deng Juan dragged Liu Sanbian hard, "What's so proud, cheer down the color mile, I thought it was praised, let's go!" ”
Liu San looked at the boss strangely: "Why are you scolding?" Wouldn't it be better to help you in your business? ”
"What a fart, with no beads!" The boss walked to the door of the store, put the door frame, and pointed to the plaque: "Illiterate, still don't know each other, don't go crazy, get out!" ”
Liu Ying had no choice but to say: "It's a coffin shop, not an antique shop, let's go!" ”
Liu Sanbian was reluctantly dragged away, and after walking more than ten steps, he stopped: "Coffin shop, why don't you have a coffin, but porcelain?" Wait for me to deceive you? ”
Deng Juan was amused by this self-defeating scene, completely ignoring the feelings of others.
"Don't bury now!" Liu Chang explained, "The state advocates cremation! ”
Liu Sanbian's face was dazed, like an ignorant child listening to people talk about esoteric philosophies: "How can you put it in this clay pot when you die?" ”
"Don't talk about this!" Liu Ying pulled Liu Sanbian to the door of a potato glutinous rice shop, "This shop is similar to the artichoke glutinous cake shop in Chang'an, go in and taste it!" ”
"Swallow your tongue carefully!" Liu Sanbian ate with relish, and Deng Juan knocked on Liu Sanchang's bowl and asked, "Patronizing and feasting, what's the difference?" ”
"Well, it's more fragrant, it's softer!" Liu San changed his words, "However, after entering him for thousands of years, the difference is not big!" ”
After eating, Liu Sanbian smiled and went to get the napkin.
Liu Ying burst out laughing, but Liu Chang stopped: "Don't say it, it's embarrassing." ”
"Tell me, what's going on?" Deng Juan's acumen made it difficult for Liu San to escape being ridiculed, and her eyes rolled, "Ah, I know, as a paper to understand the hand, this distance is thousands of miles!" ”
Liu Sanbian still had a way to get out of the embarrassing situation, and he went to pay the bill: "Check out!" ”
"You pay?" The guy who collected the money asked and said, "Forty-two yuan." ”
Liu Sanbian gave a fifty-year, and the guy who collected the money asked, "Look for it, is there a two-yuan one?" ”
Liu Sanbian looked for it and shook his head. The guy who collected the money found a five-dollar ticket and three one-dollar tickets. Liu Sanbian took two one-yuan tickets and said, "Can you change it to one?" ”
"Nope!" The guy who collected the money said, "I've never seen what a two-yuan ticket looks like in my life?" (To be continued......)