Chapter Ninety-Eight: It's You, a Dead Eunuch!
When an agreement was reached, Li Guang put away the righteousness of the "traitor" Li Han and wanted to capture and punish him, hugged the shoulders of the "little traitor" and called him brother, and interpreted the warmth of the tough big brother caring for the little brother very well.
Zhang Fangda had already obtained half of the profits from the tea bricks brought on this trip, otherwise he would not have been so energetic to send someone to steal the day with Li Han on the night of Shangyuan, seeing that Li Guang also got benefits from Li Han, the two old foxes looked at each other and smiled, both of them were extremely happy.
Li Han was too lazy to look at the faces of the two old foxes, and only after saying goodbye did he think with disdain, you think that you have cheated the master, but you don't know that the master was willing to do it if he planned to give you a big head, you must know that the strong dragon of the road can't suppress the head snake, without the cooperation of you Li Taishou, the head snake, the master can't get the big profits, and you will be proud of giving you half of it, I really haven't seen a lot of money!
Thinking of this, Li Han deeply felt that the Huns were still straightforward!
Alas, forget it, it's too tiring to deal with the Han bulls, so it's better to brag about the Hun warriors, so I walked towards the Hun station.
After arriving in Yunzhong City, the Huns seemed to be very jealous of Li Guang, so they separated from the family send-off team, they lived in an inn in the city, and after Li Han arrived, the great shaman and Huyan Tieji spoke to him very enthusiastically.
Suddenly, a familiar person walked in, Li Han was very strange, this person had just disguised himself as a vegetable farmer on the street and shouted Xiang Liu, and now he came to find the Huns again, what kind of person is this?
"Oh, why did you leave the royal capital?" Huyan Tieji saw this person and quickly stood up to greet him.
The great shaman looked at this person lightly, and just gestured slightly.
Li Han secretly wondered, didn't the Huns believe in shamanism. The Catholicism he created was actually based on shamanism's belief in heaven and earth. Condensed the Father, the Son. The derivative of the Holy Spirit allows them to be more specific when they believe, and before the great shaman should have been a soul figure, why did a great teacher emerge again?
"The Sprinkle family (Miscellaneous Family) heard that the warrior sent back the message by the Marquis of the Right Bone said that you were very surprised to meet an omnipotent Holy Son on the way, so you reported to Da Shan Yu and asked to come out to see if this Holy Son was worthy of being the savior of our Great Huns."
This person speaks with a typical male duck voice, and when he hears it, he is a dead shemale. This reminded Li Hanmeng of the first big traitor in history, and asked coldly when he opened his mouth: "Dare to ask if the great master is the Bank of China?" ”(zhonghangyue)
Yes, this person is the eunuch Zhongxing who has been stinking for 10,000 years.
In view of the domestic instability in the early Han Dynasty, the princes of all walks of life were eyeing the imperial throne, and the national strength had not yet recovered, so he was unable to carry out a protracted war with the powerful Xiongnu, so he had to continue to make peace with the Xiongnu.
Emperor Wen ordered to send the daughter of the clan to the Xiongnu, and asked the eunuch Yandi to go with him as an accompanying courtier.
The Bank of China said that it would not go, and was forcibly dispatched by Han Ting.
Under resentment. He said to Emperor Wen of Han: "If I go to the Xiongnu, I will definitely threaten the Han State." ”
Emperor Wen only thought he was talking angrily, and he didn't care.
Unexpectedly, the Bank of China said that as soon as he arrived at the Huns, he surrendered immediately, and was deeply pleased and favored by the old Shangdan.
The Bank of China said that it tried its best to persuade the Xiongnu not to pay too much attention to the exquisite clothes and food of the Han Dynasty. Increase the self-confidence of the Xiongnu in their own food, equipment, and customs, and also teach the Xiongnu how to count, since then these barbarians know how to count.
At the instigation of the Bank of China. Lao Shangdan Yu was arrogant in his reply to Emperor Wen, and he also coerced and lured the envoys of the Han Dynasty. Ask for money, gold and silver at every turn, and threaten to send troops and horses into the Han realm to trample on it after the autumn is ripe.
The Bank of China said that after defecting to the Xiongnu, he tried his best to destroy the Han-Hungarian peace. He constantly gave advice to the Xiongnu, instigated attacks on the border counties of the Han Dynasty and launched wars, etc., so he was called the first traitor in history.
After the invasion of the Xiongnu in the 14th year of Emperor Wu, the Xiongnu repeatedly violated the Han realm, but the Bank of China said that they fell ill and died. Before he died, the Bank of China said that it was recommended that the Xiongnu engage in bacteriological warfare against the Han army. Because after he found that some ponds had sick and dead horses and sheep, the water in these ponds began to be "poisonous". After the soldier eats it, he will be "poisoned", and the mild will cause diarrhea and death.
Therefore, he suggested that the Xiongnu army should bury some sick and dead livestock in the upper reaches of some water sources on the Han army's march route after being cursed by the Xiongnu wizards.
Later, the Han army saw through the treacherous plans of the Huns and was prepared for the bacteriological warfare launched by the Bank of China.
But a few years later, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty's favorite general Huo Qu fell ill, and it is said that he ate the water in this water source and fell ill and died.
This was also the first bacteriological warfare in the history of the world.
Li Han thought of this person, and he was furious, he hated the traitor who ate inside and outside the house the most in his life, Qin Prince Taiqin Hengliu was not a traitor in essence, just fled to Wa Island, and was suppressed by Li Han, who hated the Wa people.
The dead eunuch in front of him was a real traitor lackey, Li Han remembered that he had launched a terrible bacteriological warfare like the evil Japanese army 731, and killed Li Han's idol in his previous life.
"Do you know the Sprinkle family? Could it be that you are the Son? ”
The Bank of China said that when he came in, he guessed that Li Han was the so-called Holy Son, and he just deliberately asked to hit Li Han, and at this moment, this rhetorical question was even more full of contempt, as if he had guessed at a glance that the Huns regarded him as a god, but he was just a gangster.
Li Han was furious, he never paid attention to any demeanor for this kind of traitor scum, when he first came to the Han Dynasty, the elegant cultivation cultivated by the scholarly family in his previous life was still there, and after two years of dealing with the aggression of various situations, he had already become a Han Dynasty man who was extremely obedient to people's cooking, this dead eunuch was shameless, and he came to pick thorns, if Lao Tzu gave you face, he would really give you a dead ladyboy with a long face!
"The master has never thought of himself as a holy son, but he has never forgotten to save all living beings in the world, unlike you, a dead eunuch, who wrapped the skin of the Huns in the coffin of the Han Dynasty, as this kind of two-skinned face."
"You little rabbit, what did you say about the Sprinkle family?" Bank of China's angry face was red and his neck was thick, he stood up and cocked his orchid fingers, twisted the waist of the water snake, and scolded in a sharper voice: "The Sprinkle family has lived for decades, and no one dares to scold the Sprinkle family like this!" ”
Li Han said coldly: "Just because others don't dare to scold doesn't mean that the master doesn't dare to scold, and aren't you scolding yourself?" ”
"How could the Sprinkle family scold themselves?"
"You keep calling yourself a miscellaneous family, don't you tell others that you are a dog mongrel who eats inside and out?"
"You! Sprinkle ...... No, I ...... Lao Tzu chopped you! ”
"Save it, you are gone, don't want to be Lao Tzu in this life, just be your dead eunuch."
"Ahh If you don't take your little beast and eat the flesh and skin, and sprinkle it on your house...... I, I, and I swear not to be human! The dead eunuch's facial features were misplaced, and he shouted miserably.
"Congratulations, you're not human now.
A scumbag like you, who has lost benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom and faith, has long since degenerated into a beast, and even God will not bless you, and you can't bear to eat meat and sleep on me, so don't send this toothache curse, it's better to save your breath and warm your stomach. ”
The two of them exchanged words, and Huyan Tieji and the Great Shaman were dumbfounded, they didn't understand why these two people respected by the Huns quarreled like this as soon as they met, whether the Great Master was a bad person, or was there something wrong with the Holy Son?
The Bank of China said it was the third time in its life that it had suffered such a devastating blow.
The first time was when he was sold into the palace as a eunuch by his biological parents.
The second time was forced to accompany the princess and relatives, fortunately, he relied on his viciousness and cunning, in the Xiongnu was highly trusted by Da Danyu, named the national teacher, this has been respected for many years, and has long forgotten his humble identity.
But this third time, Li Han forcibly stripped him of layers of dignity and reduced him to a worthless dead eunuch.
Is it tolerable or unbearable, the bickering can't fight Li Han, the angry dead eunuch suddenly pulled out the saber on Huyan Tieji's waist and stabbed at Li Han.
I only heard three abnormal sounds, "jingling", "oops" and "cangchangchang", the dead eunuch was bleeding from the tiger's mouth, and the saber fell to the ground, and a buttocks squatted and fell to the ground.
It turned out that the dead eunuch stabbed Li Han between the lightning and flint, and a dart shot in from the window and hit the saber, the force of the dart was extremely large, and the saber was directly knocked from his hand to the ground, and the tiger mouth of the hand he held the saber was broken, and he screamed and fell to the ground.
Looking at Li Han again, his complexion did not change as steady as Mount Tai, and he didn't even blink half of his eyelashes.
The Great Shaman and Huyan Tieji were also frightened into a cold sweat by the unexpected actions of the great master, they didn't react just now, and they couldn't rescue the Holy Son, but they didn't expect that the Holy Son of others would be like a landslide in front of him and look inconvenient, this is the demeanor of the Holy Son!
In fact, no one knows that the reason why a certain holy son did not move was simply because he was stupid by this sudden situation, and he didn't have time to scatter his soul, and at this moment, the crotch of the noble holy son could wring out water.
"Rubbing" two figures swept in from outside the door, one standing behind Li Han on the left and the other on the right, glaring angrily at the dead eunuch.
Bank of China said that he had calmed down, he was not an impulsive person in the first place, if it weren't for the ruthlessness of a coyote, the forbearance of a poisonous snake, and the ability of a chameleon, he would not have lived until now, he has become an old king who has been plagued for thousands of years, and he has just been provoked by Li Han.
The reason why he was impulsive was because he had already seen that the great shaman and the right bone Duhou had been deeply poisoned by Li Han, and after this kid arrived in the Xiongnu, it was easy to get the favor of Da Shan Yu, so it would rob him of his job, and the possibility of killing Li Han by the hands of the Huns was absolutely non-existent.
In this case, it is better to take advantage of the fact that this son has not yet reached the royal court, and take advantage of the wrath of thunder to annihilate it in one fell swoop, even if the great shaman and the right bone are dissatisfied, it will be too late, and with his status as a great master in the eyes of Da Danyu, this son will be killed if he is killed. (To be continued......)