Chapter III: Bleaching Identity
The people of Yangwu County were very enthusiastic, and they flocked Wu Song to the yamen until they were dispersed by the equally excited officials. To tell the truth, as a killer, it is rare to have the opportunity to openly accept the cheers of everyone, and this one-time meeting, only to find that there seems to be a kind of thing called ambition in the bottom of my heart, when I think of the scene of the Great Song Dynasty a few years later, with the experience and talent of Wu Song's previous life, he can completely dominate the mountains and rivers, and even expand the territory, so that the Western Xia, Da Liao, and Jin Kingdom are all prostrate under his feet, why not.
The more Wu Song thought about it, the more excited he felt, as if something was about to gush out of his chest. Just as he was trying to calm down this full of enthusiasm, a middle-aged man in a green coat and a small hat walked towards Zhou Wei and exclaimed: "This strong man, dare to ask how to call it?" ”
Looking at the obscene uncle with a wicked smile on his face, there is no need to guess, it must be a character like a master, Wu Song hurriedly came back to his senses, remembered the memory that Wu Song had fused into his mind, collected his face, and also hugged his fist at the other party: "My lord is polite, the villain Wu Song of Qinghe County, because I am the second oldest in the family, others also call me Wu Erlang." ”
It seemed that Wu Song's politeness made him very useful, and the smile on his face was a little more, "Hey, the strong warrior is polite, Chen Zhixian knows your feat of fighting the tiger, and immediately let me summon him, come, strong man, please in the lobby." ”
Finally about to see the main master, Wu Song couldn't help but be a little happy, you know, with his current reputation and skills, just find a place to fall into the grass, at least he can be the position of the second leader, Wu Song can even rush to Liangshan, slaughter Wang Lun's kid, and recruit troops by himself. But with the development of the plot in the original work, there are more and more heroes who are forced to go to Liangshan, once Song Jiang's anti-bone boy enters Liangshan, it is strange not to lose Liangshan's family background.
Since falling grass is risky, why can't Zhou Reverse do the opposite? As long as you break into the interior of the Song Dynasty, gain the trust of Huizong, and then assassinate Gao Yu, Cai Jing, and Tong Guan, you can learn from Cao Cao in the Three Kingdoms "coercing the Son of Heaven to order the princes", holding 100,000 forbidden troops in the capital, and then recruiting An Liangshan, resisting Jin Liao in the north, and Fang La in the south, and great things can be expected. Even if this plan fails, with the identity of an official family, it is also conducive to him cultivating his own power, just like the black Song Jiang, but a small county seat charge, secretly getting acquainted with some underworld elements, and pretending to be righteous and squandering money on the surface, black and white take it all, a huge Yuncheng County, can let him call the wind and rain, so not majestic.
Now that he had made up his mind, Wu Song, accompanied by his master, came to the lobby of the yamen. "My lord, this strong man who fights tigers has been brought." The master bowed upward, and then retreated to the sides with the messengers.
"Wu Song, Qinghe County, meet Lord Zhixian." Wu Song took a step forward and bowed his hand towards this Chen Zhixian, his tone was neither humble nor arrogant. As soon as the words fell, the atmosphere in the entire yamen hall suddenly became very cold and abnormal, and the people who were originally whispering also stopped, and everyone's faces revealed a look of surprise, especially the master, who kept squeezing his eyebrows at him, and those who didn't know thought that the master was paralyzed.
In this regard, Wu Song's heart was indifferent. The officials of the Huizong era, nine out of ten magistrates were greedy, and one was facial paralysis (idiot). His indifferent attitude is a bit uncomfortable for those who are used to shooting sycophants.
However, Wu Song has a clear understanding of this Chen Zhixian's psychology, and this trick is definitely just right. Sure enough, after a temporary desertion, Chen Zhixian said three "good" words in a row, and the atmosphere gradually warmed up again. The people in the hall also followed the praise stupidly, and the most puzzled was the master, he was probably thinking about why his master suddenly changed his temper, could it be ...... But he doesn't like this.
In fact, it is very simple, for Wu Song, who is familiar with the personalities of various characters in the Water Margin, Chen Zhixian's reaction is actually expected. After Wu Song surrendered in the original Water Margin book, Chen Zhixian did not fall into the ground, but tried his best to exonerate Wu Song, you must know that Wu Song had two lives on his hands, and in the end he was only sentenced to a charge of sending thousands of miles, it is impossible to say that this Chen Zhixian does not have a trace of admiration for Wu Song. Therefore, Wu Song will try his best to show the true colors of a tiger hero, so as to win the favor of Chen Zhixian.
After a pause, Chen Zhixian spoke again, "Wu Zhuangshi, since you are from Qinghe County, not far from my Yanggu County, it is better to be the head of an infantry in my place, and you will not live up to your martial arts." ”
"Thank you, for your kindness, Wu Song's superficial skills, I'm afraid I am not qualified to be the head of this infantry." Wu Song was overjoyed and continued to bargain.
Chen Zhixian was anxious and wanted to continue to persuade. A big man in the upper right corner of the lobby spoke, "Brother, this guy doesn't know how to lift, I think his martial arts are definitely not high, otherwise how can he shirk it, if he really has the ability, dare to compete with me?" ”
Wu Song looked at him with idiotic eyes, big brother, are you really stupid or fake, I am a tiger to death, and I am afraid of you, a nobody. However, when Wu Song saw the official uniform on his body, and thought that this person had just called the magistrate "brother", he immediately changed his mind, maybe he could take advantage of this fool.
"Oh, it turns out that there is such a good man under the magistrate, Wu Song is willing to see this hero's skills." This sycophant is actually a trap, if you don't agree, you are not a hero, you are a bad seed. Based on that person's IQ, it's no wonder if he doesn't agree.
The big man's eyes immediately showed fieryness, and he left a hall of people, pulled Wu Song to compete with him, and shouted while pulling back: "If you can defeat the uncle, I, the infantry captain, will let you do it." ”
"Really?"
"He who lies is not a good man."
Wu Song turned his head to the magistrate, he could only nod with a wry smile, and arched his hand: "Please be merciful to the warriors, don't hurt my brother." It can be seen in the earnest words that he is also doting on this younger brother.
"Brother, don't underestimate me." Between the words, Wu Song and this messenger named Chen Wu had come to the open space outside the yamen.
"Without further ado, let's get started." Wu Song stood motionless, as if he had no defense. The big man seemed to be enraged by his contempt and rushed over with a straight punch. In Wu Song's eyes, these moves of his are simply full of flaws, and they can knock him down in one round. But the eldest brother of the family is watching here, so he can give others a little face.
Wu Song could only be patient, and broke up with him for twenty or thirty moves, and the last move forced him out of the circle. The big man was already tired, sweating profusely, panting like a cow, and muttering: "I...... I...... Served, he ...... He...... Grandma's, it's really hard. The magistrate also understood that Wu Song was giving him face, and there was a little more favor in his tone, "Okay, Du Wei is really a wonderful person, I don't know if Du Wei is willing to keep my county safe now." ”
"Ya, you have called me a captain, what else can I say", Wu Song hurriedly pretended to be grateful: "Thank you for the promotion." Everyone also said hello to Wu Song one by one, and the defeated big man walked over and said to Wu Song with a mysterious face: "Brother Wu, my name is Chen Wu, you will be our head in the future, that, brother has a favor, you see-" is really a polite person, but such a person is also the most scheming, the most reassuring, Wu Song waved his hand very angrily, "My own brother, what is polite." ”
"Actually, it's nothing, it's just the big worm."
"Big bugs?" Wu Song was a little confused.
"I just want that big worm."
The official next to him also coaxed, "Brother Chen has recently become obsessed with a singer, and he is very powerful, you see, what kind of fascination he has become, hahaha." ”
Wu Song glanced at Chen Wu with disdain, "Leave me the tiger skin." ”
"Howler. I can't eat that anyway. "Chen Wu's two goods are like boars in estrus, running to greet the buddy who was killed by Wu Song.
"It seems that I have bleached my identity in Yanggu County, and next, it is time to develop my own power." Wu Song's eyes were full of fire at this time.