Chapter Seventy-Seven: Fame (1)
After staying away from the body, the body will get drunk, feel tired, feel pain, and be injured and have a life crisis, which is the world's suppression of unscientific beings like Lin Han.
There is no urine, no feces, no heartbeat, and no bleeding, which is the biggest difference of Lin Hanying's spiritualized body.
In this state, what he doesn't like the most is to be physically examined, and it is easy to find out the truth that he is not human. However, if it is just to check the heartbeat, blood pressure or something, and disguise the heartbeat and blood pressure by consuming a little faith power, it is still easy to deceive the backward detection instruments of this era in the thirties.
The Olympic committee officials who called Lin Han for a physical examination only took his heartbeat and blood pressure briefly, without even taking an X-ray, and took a backup of his urine.
When he picked up the cup to make a drinking water, he opened a small hole in the cup, sucked the urine into his body through his fingers, and "pulled" it out when he was tested.
Lin Hanying's spiritualized body, the shell is just a false skin bag made of energy, eating with the mouth is just a habit of "people", and other parts can also be used to "drink" special liquids.
In the sixties and seventies of the 20th world, when urine doping tests were introduced in sports competitions, many athletes in various countries often used to inject urine urine into their own bladder to cheat the urine test and evade doping tests. In the earlier thirties, Lin Han's more "advanced" methods were even more difficult to detect.
Considering the bird virtue of the white world in this era, Lin Han, who had been on guard for a long time, invited experts from many authoritative departments to supervise and take samples at that time, and the urine he pulled out was divided into several parts: one from the Olympic Committee, one from the health and medical departments of the United States, and one from the medical departments of Britain and Germany. In the process of taking urine at the scene, he also invited reporters to supervise.
In front of a group of Olympic Committee officials and reporters, Lin Han bluntly expressed his concern about racial discrimination in the white world, which made the faces of the Olympic Committee officials at the scene colorful. Lin Han knew in his heart that the bigger the matter became, the less the officials of the Olympic Committee would dare to cheat on the matter - even though he himself was the biggest fraudster.
During the physical examination, Lin Han deliberately took off his essence in front of the people who did it, revealing a pair of refined to perfect muscle keys, which was comparable to the perfect body shape of Apollo's reincarnation, which made the two female reporters at the scene also look excited, and a female doctor in charge of testing his body rubbed his oil with her fingers from time to time during the test.
Lin Han's "figure" was very good before the crossing, the life of a seafarer was boring and boring, when he was floating at sea, he was bored and couldn't find a gunner, so he could only kill time in the gym on the ship, and he developed a good figure. Relying on that good figure, he has a lot of friends at home and abroad who don't need to spend money. The body separated from Hannah after crossing began with his personal "fantasy" of having a superb figure, and this skin that began with "fantasy" is simply a perfect body in line with the golden ratio in the eyes of others.
Of course, this stinky guy, when facing a beautiful female reporter, his lower body is also deliberately showing a huge bulge in front of the beautiful female reporter, plus the eight sexy and perfect abdominal muscles on the lower abdomen in the eyes of women, so that the female reporter of the New York Times who supervised the scene always swept his lower abdomen and crotch from time to time.
After the medical examination, Lin Han took a special bus back to the vicinity of the dock of the Sephiroth, where he booked a meeting with reporters. Los Angeles is a seaside city with a well-connected inland water network. During the maintenance of the shipyard ahead of the Games, the Sephiroth had lost some of its weight and had a shallower draft, allowing it to access the city's river to a river terminal in the city, which was very close to the Olympic rowing venue.
In one day, one person broke five world records in a row, and it was also running, jumping, and throwing these unrelated events, even if he "swallowed" the medicine, this expression is really amazing. In today's game, Lin Han's limelight alone overshadowed everyone.
Lin Han rented a room near the rowing venue to meet with the reporters, and when he appeared in front of the reporters, there was a commotion, but the security guards quickly restored order, and the most beautiful female reporter of the New York Times who came with him was fortunate enough to be the first to interview Lin Han.
Lin Han had seen her press card and knew that her name was Louise, she was twenty-four years old this year, with a chestnut slightly curly hair and a sweet smile, which was very charming.
Female reporter Louis: "Mr. Lin, your registration information shows that you are Chinese New Year's Eve years old today, but you look no different from a young man of 20, except that he is more mature. ”
Lin Han said: "From a physiological point of view, yellow people have a later puberty than white people, both men and women. And I started practicing martial arts and cultivating the Tao very early, so it's not surprising that I look younger than ordinary people. ”
"Martial arts cultivation?"
Lin Han's answer in English made the surrounding reporters hear it in a fog and didn't know why. So he read these four words again in Chinese, and then translated them into Japanese, and then he pointed to a Japanese reporter next to him and explained: "Practicing martial arts and cultivating Taoism is something that only those who understand Eastern culture can understand." Like this Japanese friend, he probably understands a little. After all, Japanese culture and Chinese culture are in the same line, and although Japan is now bullying teachers and destroying ancestors, it should be able to understand the meaning of my four words. ”
In this situation, it became another focus of attention, and the Japanese reporter's face was not very good-looking.
"Practicing martial arts is practicing kung fu! It's similar to the usual workouts of athletes in the Olympics, but it's not the same. The word "monasticism" is part of China's 3,000-year-old written history, and it is difficult for people who do not understand Chinese culture to understand it, except for the Japanese who have learned a little. ”
Lin Han ignored the embarrassed Japanese and continued to explain and fool these reporters.
"The way you Westerners exercise is a bit too domineering, which is to squeeze out the potential of the human body in a way that harms the long-term health of the body. This practice is actually completely contrary to the original intention of physical fitness, and the gains outweigh the losses; The so-called martial arts training in the Oriental style is similar to you in terms of physical training, and there is also a deficiency in hurting oneself, but our ancestors showed this very early on, and the association of cultivation and martial arts training is to make up for the defects in it. ”
Lin Han said as he pushed away the onlookers and walked out, stopping in an empty place by the river outside the house, and the Sephiroth stopped on the side.
Lin Han said: "I am exactly 30 years old this year, but I can still maintain the vitality of the peak like a young man of 20 years, not because I have practiced since I was a child, and I am a person who cultivates the Tao. ”
Lin Han took off his shirt as he spoke, revealing a toned muscle, and then the assistant who had been prepared for a long time carried over a hollow iron ball the size of a blue ball. Although the iron beads are hollow, they also weigh forty kilograms. Standing less than 20 meters away from the Sephiroth, in front of a group of foreign reporters, Lin Han grabbed the iron ball and played the "Tai Chi Ball" performance.
For today's pretending performance, Lin Han recalled the scenes in the TV movies related to Tai Chi that he had watched before, and then copied all the scenes in the movie where the Tai Chi masters played with Tai Chi balls like leather balls, and performed them in real life.
The forty-kilogram iron ball is not light, and even a heroic spirit like Lin Han can only perform "as if it were light" in the home field closest to the Sephiroth. At the cost of consuming a huge amount of faith power, the heavy iron ball seemed to stick to him, rolling from the back of his left arm down his shoulder to his right arm, and from his right arm and shoulder back to his left arm with the movements of his hands and waist limbs. From "Tai Chi", one of the earliest kung fu movies in China's Big 6, to the various whistles and stunt shots in Jet Li's version of "Tai Chi Grandmaster Zhang Sanfeng", he performed it live at the cost of consuming a huge amount of faith power.
The most stinky thing is that under his deliberately designed body movements, a set of Tai Chi "ball dance" was played, and the mud under his feet was drawn out of a Tai Chi pattern with a diameter of about one and a half meters by the soles of his feet. When Lin Han finally stopped, the big iron ball was played between his palms and spun like a spinning top, and then he pushed and threw the forty-kilogram big iron ball far away to an uninhabited mud more than 30 meters away, smashing a deep pit, and the foreigners were collectively stunned.
When these foreigners left with a look of amazement on their faces, Lin Han knew that the biggest purpose of this trip to the Olympics had been achieved.
"What I have to do next is to wait for Chinese young people from all over the world to automatically converge on me!"
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