Chapter 42 East and West Erdu, this hugging the beauty and running away

Sun Jian took pity on the so-called villain outside the tent, and said to Yuan Shu: "I didn't check it, so I cut it off?" Admire! Admire! "Let's drink a glass of wine! At this time, Zhang Han had already left the tent and went back to wait for Yinzhi!

Zhang Han sprinted all the way and quickly returned to the tent!

As soon as I came in, I hurriedly took off my shoes, and then took off my clothes to my underwear! Then keep tidying up the room.

"I'll go, what's going on with Xuande! I don't think it's like if I don't clean it up, but when I clean it up, I really think it's a mess! How do you throw cabbage on bed? He picked up the cabbage and threw it out of the tent.

"Damn, how can there be sesame rice?" Pick it up again and throw it out of the tent.

"Slut! actually brought "Beat Ba Yide Flower Dew Water"!? "I grabbed it and threw it away.

After a while, Zhang Han walked out again and picked up the flower water: "Flower water?" Wow? And then I took "Beat Ba Yide Flower Dew" back to the tent, and it was a squirt! At this moment, a soft voice came from outside the tent: "Lord Zhang, are you asleep?" Then, Otochi opened the tent cloth and slowly entered!

Zhang Han didn't have time to throw away the "Flower Dew Water" in his hand, so he had to temporarily hold it in his hand like a wine bottle, looking at the top of the tent with his eyes.

Seeing that the tent was messy, Yin Zhi smiled: "My lord, the layout of your tent is really different!" ”

Zhang Han shook the hairband on his head and replied in a chic manner: "The eldest husband is not informal, and I don't pay so much attention to this camping in the wilderness." ”

Yin Zhi saw that Zhang Han was holding a bottle in his hand and asked strangely, "My lord, what are you holding in your hand?" After asking, he sniffed around and continued: "It smells so good! Could it be that it is from what you have in your hands? Is it the latest sachet? Was it for Otochi? ”

Zhang Han hurriedly replied loudly: "No! ”

Yin Zhi was taken aback by Zhang Han's inexplicable voice, and covered his chest with both hands and said delicately: "My lord, you scared Yin Zhi." ”

Zhang Han's whole body was numb, and he felt as if he had been shocked! replied lightly: "I didn't scare you, but it was really not a sachet in my hand~ This is a Western Regions spirit, which is used to drink!" ”

"Liar! Adults bully Yin Zhi without knowledge. But Otochi has already asked about the fragrance, what would it be if it wasn't a sachet? Otochi curled his mouth and replied dissatisfied. Just finished speaking, he found that Zhang Han opened the lid and poured "Beat Ba Yide Flower Dew" into his mouth, and then wiped his mouth.

"Okay, Otochi, there's no misunderstanding now, right? I said it was wine! Zhang Han's stomach turned over the river, and he had already scolded Xuande and Feifei in his head, I don't know how many times.

Yin Zhi is not as incomprehensible as Liu, Guan, and Zhang, how could she not know what Zhang Han was thinking? So he said in a tone expecting Ai Ai: "My lord, do you have anything else to do tonight?" ”

When Zhang Han heard this, he replied with both expectation and posery: "It depends on what is going on." ”

I thought to myself - if it's a business matter, I'm sorry, I'm busy, if it's a private matter, hey, hey!

Otochi just lowered his head in embarrassment and was silent!

Zhang Han thought to himself: Huh? So retreating back? Could it be that I'm too direct?

Several sets of plans immediately appeared in Zhang Han's mind:

Option A - Otochi: Why do you always ignore my feelings? Don't you love me? You should do something, right?

Myself: If you feel good about me, do I need to say anything? If you don't feel good about me, it's useless for me to say anything! It's like right now, I'm taking off your clothes, but you're not resisting, it's the same thing! Come on, come on, Brother Han loves you~yin cheap! Veto!

Option B - I looked at the eyes of the sound with deep meaning: You have always liked to suppress your feelings so much?

No, the affection is not deep enough!

I put deep affection and regret on my face, and suddenly conveyed a magnetic voice vividly: You have always liked to suppress your feelings so much? It's better to let Brother Han help you take off your clothes and cool off!

I'm not a male god! Otochi must have a feeling of wood! Veto!

Option C - Yourself: Bored in the tent and want to go to the stars with me?

Otochi: But, it's cloudy!

Self: It's okay, there are no stars to see the clouds. I know a place where I can lie down comfortably and watch......

At this point, the mind drifts back!

Yin Zhi still bowed his head, but said very softly: "Okay! ”

Zhang Han was suddenly embarrassed, shocked in his heart, and said, "Ah? What's good? Did I just say that? ”

Half an hour later, Zhang Han and Yin Zhi lay on the bed in the tent, snuggling up to each other, looking up at the dark clouds in the sky. That's right, the top of the tent was cut by Zhang Han with a big hole. Sexual happiness is like this, it doesn't take much rehearsal, since it comes to you, it belongs to you. No matter how exquisite your rehearsal is, you will only be greeted by a "Okay!" "Evaluated.

Inside Sun Jian's camp.

A soldier entered the tent and reported: "There is a general on the close, come to the village on horseback, and want to see the general." ”

Sun Jian waved his hand: "Please!" ”

There is another one more in the tent, it is Dong Zhuo's love for Li Dao!

Sun Jian asked strangely, "What are you doing?" Aren't you afraid I'll kill you? ”

Li Dao Da replied with a smile: "Since you have come, why are you afraid? The prime minister respects only the general's ear. Today, I am here to marry - the prime minister has a daughter, and he wants to marry the son of a general. ”

Sun Jian scolded angrily: "Dong Zhuo has no way against the sky, overthrows the royal family, I want to raze his nine clans, to thank the world, Anken and the traitor are married!" ”

After scolding, he felt that it was not enough to relieve his anger, so he got up and stomped back and forth several times and continued: "Besides, my son is not yet eighteen, how can I marry?" Ignorant Dong Zhuo, he can only look up to Wu'er, regardless of my lonely feelings? I won't kill you today, you should go quickly, sacrifice early, and spare your life! If you make a mistake, your bones will be shattered! ”

Li Dao hugged his head and ran back, and returned to Dong Zhuo: "Sun Jian is so rude, and the old cow wants to eat tender grass, I want to be your golden beetle son-in-law!" ”

Dong Zhuo was furious: "I was a good man for him, but I didn't expect him to be a lustful person!" Is there no righteous man like me in the world? ”

Li Ru desperately pushed Dong Zhuo's hands away, and finally got rid of them after a while, but at this moment, his own double ru was already red and swollen: "What the prime minister said is reasonable!" That guy is bold, if he can have half of the prime minister's integrity, he must be able to make a contribution! However, now that Wen Hou has been newly defeated, the soldiers have no heart to fight. Why don't you lead troops back to Luoyang? ”

"I've only lost for a while, so why should I quit? Let's fight! One of them shouted dissatisfied.

Dong Zhuo looked over, only to see that a person's head was covered with bandages, which was no different from that Indian Ah San, and he roared in surprise for a while: "Come on, catch the assassin!" ”

Indian Ah San replied embarrassedly: "Father-in-law, it's me, Fengxian!" ”

Dong Zhuo looked at it intently: "Oh! After my son was injured, his appearance was even more dazzling and domineering! It's just that your injuries haven't healed, I really can't bear to fight again, but I just retreated to Luoyang, and I'm afraid that the coalition army will surround the Guannai, how can I do it? ”

Li Ru continued: "The so-called eight characters are not hard enough, and the dragon robe can't be worn!" Now the morale of the coalition army is like a rainbow, and there will be losses at this moment! Recently, a nursery rhyme has been circulated in the market in Luoyang City, and I think it contains deep meaning! ”

Dong Zhuo replied strangely: "What the military advisor said, could it be the "Eighteen Touches"? But I think it's easy to understand, and it's very easy to understand! ”

Crow: Ah! ~Ahh

Li Ru waved his hand and continued: "No, no, no! Since no one is paying attention, then I'll sing him! After that, he raised his head and looked at the generals, and suddenly yelled: "Come!" My friends in front let me hear your shouts! Friends in the back! Left and right! ”

Then, he sang: "A man in the west, Chek is troublesome!" A Han in the east. Yo yo! The deer walked into Chang'an, cut and watched! There is no difficulty! ”

After hearing this, the generals looked at Li Ru and asked in unison, "Whatisthatmean?"

Li Ru explained: "Chen Si's remark that 'the head of the west is a Han' should be passed on to Gaozu Wang in the western capital of Chang'an, and the 12 emperors should be passed on, and 'the head of the east is a Han', which should be Guangwuwang in the eastern capital Luoyang, and now it is also passed on to the 12 emperors. Fortune is back. The prime minister moved back to Chang'an, so that he would be safe. ”

No one in the room answered, and everyone looked at Dong Zhuo! And Dong Zhuo seemed to be thinking, but he didn't speak.

Li Ru pondered that Dong Zhuo might not eat his own set, so he was also very disappointed! turned around and walked out of the room, but as soon as he stepped out of the door, he heard Dong Zhuo shouting with joy: "If it is not Li Ru's words, I really don't understand." ”

The generals were embarrassed, it turned out that Dong Zhuo was thinking about Li Ru's meaning, not deciding whether to move the capital. This IQ is very urgent!

That night, Dong Zhuo led the whole army back to Luoyang in the starry night to discuss the relocation of the capital.

Gathering civil and military forces in the court, Dong Zhuo shouted loudly: "Luoyang, the capital of eastern Han, has been in decline for more than two hundred years. I look at the prosperity of Chang'an, and I want to drive the west. You and others should be promoted. ”

Situ Yang Biao said: "Guanzhong is broken and scattered. Now there is no reason to donate the temple and abandon the imperial mausoleum, for fear that the people will be alarmed. The world is easy to move, but it is difficult to be safe. I hope that the prime minister will supervise. ”

Dong Zhuo replied after hearing this: "En! Yang Biao's words show that he is indeed a pillar of the country, and his loyalty is incomparable! Come on, drag it out and cut it off! ”

Then several soldiers flashed out and lifted the poor Yang Biao outside, and then heard a miserable howl: "Wronged! Ah! ”

Silence returned to the world.

Taiwei Huang Wan risked death and said: "The former Wang Mang usurped and rebelled, and when he began to bare his eyebrows, he burned Chang'an, and it was all rubble; It is also the flow of people, which is unique. It is not appropriate to abandon the palace and go to the wasteland today. ”

This time, Dong Zhuo didn't bother to say anything, and with a wave of his hand, Huang Wan was also taken away, and then heard the miserable howl outside the door: "Wronged!" Ah! ”

Silence returned to the world again.

Situ Xunshuang was about to admonish again, but when he saw that the soldiers had arrived, he took him directly to the door, "Wronged!" I'm not going to say anything! - Oops! ”

Dong Zhuo glanced at the court domineeringly, and replied arrogantly: "Is there anything wronged?" "No one dares to speak! Dong Zhuo laughed, his hateful aura was extremely disgusting! Dong Zhuo said loudly: "It's decided!" Move the capital to Chang'an in the coming days! ”