Chapter 40 Ten eunuchs, nine eunuchs, and one more
Wang Dalun had no choice but to take Wang Erzhu and the coachman to continue walking, and when he arrived at the door of Wang Chengen's house, he saw that the carriage was already parked at the door, and many people were paying homage to Wang Chengen, preparing to meet Wang Chengen.
A porter-like man was standing in front of the gate, reprimanding a visitor who had come to visit: "I said no, I can't do it, where is there so much nonsense!" The prince is just busy with government affairs, and there are no idle people, etc.! ”
"Then can you help me send the gift in, and let the housekeeper look at the gift list when I have time..." The person who visited was a little fat, and at the moment his round face was smiling, nodding and curvy.
"No! The prince said that he would not accept all kinds of gifts! After saying that, he took care of himself at the door and no longer cared about people.
The fat man who was to be visited came back with his head lowered, and the people on the side hurriedly surrounded him, and said gossipily: "How about it, the prince still doesn't see the guests and doesn't accept gifts?" ”
"Yes! I've been here five times, and I've given five hundred taels of red envelopes from the concierge room! But it still doesn't work! The fat man said in frustration.
"What are you doing, I've been here ten times, every day, the head of the house asked me to bring three thousand taels of silver, and now it's almost a thousand taels, no more, I have to beg back!" Someone on the side said with the same feeling.
When Wang Dalun heard this, he beat a drum in his heart, he was still going to fight a protracted battle, but looking at this fight, he couldn't fight if he didn't have much silver.
"Hey, I knew that I had asked someone for help!" The fat man said with annoyance.
"Looking for someone? Hmph, you wait to see a good show, the Chinese brought one in just now! The person who came ten times was very gloating and said on the side, he is about to become an authority figure these days.
As if it was to confirm the words of an authoritative person, it didn't take long for a person who looked like a eunuch to send out two people, one seemed to be very familiar with the eunuch, and the other looked like the official's master.
The eunuch kept apologizing to the master as he walked: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the prince is busy with affairs, please come back another day, as for the gift, please take it back, the prince is not allowed to accept gifts!" ”
"Please also ask the steward of Zhuang to take care of it, just put the gift here, where is the reason to bring the gift back?" The master still wants to work harder and try to keep the gift.
"Please don't make it difficult for me, Master Li, you are also doing things for the master, the master doesn't speak, how can we make decisions for the master as subordinates?" Steward Zhuang said very resolutely.
"Master Li, let's go, don't make it difficult for Steward Zhuang!" The Chinese were afraid of offending the Zhuang steward, so they hurriedly grabbed Master Li.
When the two of them walked to the side of the carriage, Master Li grabbed the steward of Zhuang and asked, "What should I do, now the prince doesn't see any guests at all?" ”
"What else can I do, I'll come back after a while, and I'll charge you less money then." The Chinese man said very indifferently.
"What? I'll go into the prince's mansion for three thousand taels of silver and have a cup of tea? Didn't you promise to help? "Master Li is in a hurry.
"You went in the prince's mansion, and you also saw the steward of the village, and also reported it for you, didn't you?" The man asked.
"Yes, but..."
"Isn't that enough, if you don't have me, can you get in? Can you meet the steward? Still not waiting here stupidly like these people out there? Zhongren said disdainfully.
"But I spent three thousand taels..." Master Li said painfully.
"Then it's not my business, we said it was okay at the beginning, I still have to leave beforehand, see you later!" When the Chinese People's Bank got the two hands, he didn't care about the life or death of the customer, got into the carriage and ran away.
Master Li looked at the carriage in the distance and wailed: "My three thousand taels, how can I explain to the master when I go back!" ”
"Look, look! I said yes, it's better to try your luck when you find someone, like him, the money is spent in vain, how to explain to the master when you go back. "The authority people use this unlucky guy in front of them to educate the people on the side.
Wang Dalun looked at the unlucky guy in front of him, deeply sympathized, and at the same time a little afraid, fortunately he didn't agree at the time, otherwise he would have been wronged.
But you can't wait stupidly here, Wang Dalun looked at the person who was waiting stupidly like a goose, and decided to find another way. But what to do, Wang Dalun couldn't think of it for a while, so he had to wait on the side like other idiot geese to find a way.
At noon, the authority greeted and said, "Let's go, the prince is coming back soon, and someone will come to clean the street immediately." The prince is going to take a lunch break, and he hates to be disturbed at the door the most, let's eat, and come back after dinner! ”
Hey, this guy has inquired about the news quite completely, so ask him more, and everyone will communicate more, maybe he will come up with a way. So he hurriedly grabbed the authority and said: "Seeing each other is fate, today I have a treat, let's find a place to gather!" ”
It's a bastard to take advantage of it, and when he heard that someone was willing to be the wronged leader, everyone readily agreed, and even the depressed Master Li followed.
These guys are very familiar with the ground, and they quickly found a restaurant with a good grade, and it seems that they have made up their minds to put Wang Dalun's blood well to relieve their depression.
Seeing this situation, Wang Dalun was so reluctant that he not only generously gave the second floor to him, but also told Xiao Er very boldly to bring up all the good wine and food in the store.
After a while, the table was full of all kinds of dishes, Wang Dalun picked up the wine glass, filled it to everyone on the table, and said: "We are all working hard, I want to see the prince, I don't know if it is the year of the monkey, so I propose, while I am happy today, everyone has a happy time and drinks a few glasses!" ”
"Yes, there is wine today and drunk today, I won't go this afternoon, anyway, it's in vain! Come on, come on, everyone, have fun! "The authority is equal to so many days, and he is also depressed, and immediately echoes.
Everyone has been depressed these days, and they are waiting at the door of people's homes every morning, but they just don't care, so they don't say a word, and they just pick up the wine glass and do it.
Master Li was the fastest drinker among the people here, and after a while, he drank several glasses by himself. Wang Dalun was afraid that he would drink too much, so he hurriedly persuaded: "Master Li, drink slowly and eat some food!" ”
"Master? There was such a big mistake this time, and I don't know how to explain it when I go back, so if I don't know how to explain it, my master will come to an end! Master Li smiled bitterly.
"Master, how can you be so discouraged, you don't have three thousand taels in vain! Think about it, you know the steward of the village in the prince's mansion, and you can at least get acquainted with each other when you come back in the future! Wang Dalun comforted.
"Steward Zhuang is a fart, just him, a eunuch in charge of the gatehouse, he doesn't even have a chance to see the prince, and he has a big butler above him! What else did he have besides the smell of urine? "Master Li's wine is a little high, and he doesn't care about his speech.
"Hahaha! Master Li, aren't you burying people? Which eunuch doesn't smell of urine? I tell you, as long as you see a man with a lot of powder on his body, then needless to say, he is definitely a eunuch! Said a well-informed person on the table.
"Shhhh Everyone, be careful, be careful! Be careful to make people listen! Authorities hurriedly stopped everyone from continuing on the topic.
When everyone was reminded, they also found that they had forgotten their shapes, and they all stopped talking, concentrating on the food on the table.
Wang Dalun didn't speak for a long time, because he felt that he vaguely grasped something, and after a while, he looked happy and said, "Come on, Master Li, I'm going to have two more drinks with you today, everyone, please feel free!" Eat and drink well! ”
About an hour later, everyone came out of the restaurant, even everyone's entourage drank too much, fortunately there was no drunk driving this year, the coachmen were drunk and sat in the front of the car, let the horse pull back slowly.
Although Wang Dalun is a cadre who has been tested by alcohol, he can't stand everyone's enthusiasm, you have a cup and I have a cup, and I have drunk high, and I am a little unsteady when I walk.
"Young Master, shall we go back?" Wang Erzhu asked.
"Don't be busy, let's go to the porcelain shop and buy two bottles!" Wang Dalun commanded with his tongue wide.
"Young master, why should we buy porcelain?" Wang Erzhu asked curiously.
"Hehe, the mountain people have their own wonderful use, hurry up, open the way!" Wang Dalun urged.
Waiting for Wang Dalun and the others to return to the inn, Wang Erzhu looked at the more than ten exquisite bottles on the table, and suddenly patted his head and said, "Young master, I understand, are you going to send strong pills, just like sending Master Qian?" ”
"Fool!" Wang Dalun patted Wang Erzhu's head and said, "Send a strong pill to the eunuch, you have a long life!" ”
"Then what are you buying so many bottles for?" Wang Erzhu touched his head and asked suspiciously.
"Of course it's a gift, but it's not a pill, I'm going to send perfume and perfume!" Wang Dalun replied.
"Perfume and perfume? What is this, young master, are you really sure you want to send these things to the prince? Aren't all fragrances and powders used by women? Wang Erzhu asked curiously.
"You don't understand, the eunuch also wants this thing, Erzhu, if you come to the palace, you will also need it. Still don't understand? Stupid, don't you pee on your body without a little cock? After a long time, it doesn't smell like urine! Wang Dalun explained.
"I see!" Wang Erzhu thought about his urine-smelling appearance, shivered, and completely dispelled the idea of mixing with Wang Zhixin.
"Okay, you go out for a while, I'm going to make the medicine, and I'll let you be the first trialist!" Wrap your whole body after the shower!" Wang Dalun began to pick people up, after all, he still had to carry some people behind his back to find a system to exchange things.
"I'm not a eunuch, what am I trying on!" Wang Erzhu protested.
"Normal people can use it too! If it weren't for the fact that you are the person I trust the most, I wouldn't have used it for you! ”
Wang Dalun fooled Wang Erzhu and said, he didn't dare to try it himself, although he was fed up with bathing with soap, but he was even more afraid that the system would give him copycat products, this system has always been a cheat.
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