Chapter 72: Absurd Comedy

The ox dragged the iron ploughshare, and rushed out of the land for more than a mile, and had just crossed a gentle slope when he saw a crowd of people blowing and clattering in front of him. From the groom to the drummer, everyone in this group was red, the sedan chair was red, and even the horses were wrapped in red silk.

As soon as they saw the big bull dragging the plough over, these "sending relatives" who had already been instructed by Zhang Yutong immediately screamed: "Mad cow! There's a mad cow rushing over, run! ”

The bridegroom wheeled his horse and left, and the drummers, including the palanquin bearer, threw down the sedan chair and followed, and fled westward together. The ground of Tixi is a territory divided from south to north, the west side belongs to the Yu family, and the east side belongs to the Zhang family.

At this time, the sun has just risen, and it will not end until sunset, as long as the ploughing cow has enough strength, it will row away a large area of Yu's territory, so that the Zhang family will not only relieve their own siege, but also let the Yu family steal chickens and not lose a handful of rice.

However, although the big bull saw the group of people in front of him fleeing in panic, he only paused for a moment, then lowered his head and continued to drag the iron plough forward, ignoring the red-clothed men who had escaped.

In fact, cows are colorblind and don't have any special feelings about red. On the contrary, people have a special sense of red, and the bullfighters use red cloth to arouse the audience's feelings, not bullfighting. Bullfighting is aggressive by nature, and before appearing, it is locked in a bullpen for a long time, and its temperament naturally becomes irritable and aggressive.

When it comes out, the audience will be stimulated by the sound of a tsunami in the crowd, and another matador will wave it in front of it with a piece of cloth, which will provoke the bullfighter to rush up and attack the matador.

In order to verify the statement of the Western missionaries, Zhang Yutong deliberately carried a piece of red cloth to test it after choosing a bull. This bull was led from the mountains and countryside to the Zhang family's deep mansion compound, and he already felt strange and uneasy, but seeing his continuous provocation, he naturally attacked him.

Zhang Yutong took it seriously, but the cow was really disgusted with red, and he never thought of testing it with other cloths. At this moment the big bull was yoke, and they thought that the human beings wanted it to plough the land again, and the people in front of them fled as soon as they saw it, and did not jump around in front of it, waving pieces of cloth to provoke, and its willingness to attack was not strong.

At the same time, on the route it was supposed to take, the people of the Gelao tribe had prepared a liquid with their unique secret recipe and sprinkled it. It is a mixture of plant juice and animal body fluids. The smell emitted by the plant is very sensitive to cattle and is a kind of grass and wood smell that they are very interested in, and the animal body fluid is extracted from the bull and can stimulate the bull's **.

These two smells were far more attractive to the bull than the people who were dressed in red and screamed all the way away, so the big bull continued north without hesitation.

"Oops! Isn't it that we are running away too fast! If we can't get rid of this bull, we will definitely be punished by the young master. ”

The man who pretended to be the bridegroom saw that the bull was not led away by them, and hurriedly circled the horse and rushed back, shouting as he rushed: "Save my lady!" Save my lady. ”

It's a pity that when they rushed back, the bull had already dragged the iron plough and walked past the sedan chair, Ye Xiaotian, Wen Ao, Geduo Lao and others were riding horses and following the bull, how could they intercept the bull in full view of everyone and continue to provoke.

Zhang Yi said nervously: "How can this be! Why didn't the cow chase them? ”

Zhang Yutong said blankly: "No, I tried, could it be that they escaped too fast?" ”

Zhang Yi hurriedly said: "This cow keeps moving forward, if it goes on like this, it will be all the land of our Zhang family." Hurry up and let the people in front prepare, no matter what, you must get close to provoke this bull again, if it still doesn't work, you might as well use artillery to scare it away! ”

Zhang Yutong hurriedly called a guard, hurriedly gave a few orders, and the guard galloped up, and he made a big circle and went around in front of everyone. The ploughing ox could not go faster than the galloping horse, and he had enough time to tell the second centaur to get ready.

The ox dragged the iron pear forward, sometimes the tip of the plough went into the soil, cutting a wave of mud, and sometimes because there was no one to support the pear, a stone in the soil popped out of the ground, and a shallow ditch was drawn on the ground. Several knights followed the bull, and the whip occasionally exploded in the air, and sometimes on the ox's back.

Ye Xiaotian, Geduo Lao and others followed behind the knights, Geduo Lao looked back at Zhang Yi's uncle and nephew who was whispering, and sneered: "This is deserted, where did the greeting team come from, it must be the people of the Zhang family who are making trouble,"

Wen Ao said: "Not bad! Heaven and earth are united and all things are prosperous, and people make their gifts with faint marriages. When the marriage worships the church, it should be set at dusk, when yin and yang alternate, how can anyone run out early in the morning to pick up the bride, they must have some conspiracy! ”

Although Yu Tusi was young, his equestrian skills were also good, he rode on a four-and-a-half-year-old maroon pony, and said in a crisp childish voice: "But can blowing and screaming a few times lead away the bull?" Hee-hee, they're so stupid! ”

Zhang Yutong's guards hurried to the front, found a team of greeting relatives who were lazily waiting on the side of the road, and hurriedly ordered: "The people in front have failed, you guys hurry up and prepare the artillery battle, if you can't lead it away, you will set the artillery battle to scare it away, and if it fails, the young master will be severely punished!" ”

The village girl who was pretending to be a bride heard what he said, and hurriedly got into the sedan chair, and the man who was dressed as a bridegroom was dressed in red silk and tied a big red flower on his chest, and asked in a daze: "Where are we going, is the cow running to us?" ”

The guard glared and said, "How do I know?" Go south and stop the cow! ”

A group of people had no choice but to lift the sedan chair and rush to the south to meet it, along the way they didn't care about blowing and blowing, as if robbing relatives, running that called a falling flower flowing water, the whole team was scattered and not in shape, the sedan chair fell at the back, but the groom rushed to the front, hand awning, looking around.

"There! Over there! When he saw a great ox carrying an iron plough coming from afar, followed by many horsemen, the bridegroom was overjoyed, and when he knew that he had found the right man, he immediately cried out for joy.

The greeting procession went to the big bull, they ran out of breath for a while, and suddenly remembered that the bride was still behind, and left the bride to intercept the ox, which was too obvious, so they had to stand still and shout to the palanquin man behind.

The sedan chair drivers carried the sedan chair and ran sweaty, one by one they took out the strength to eat milk and ran desperately, so that the bride bumped into and fell down in the sedan chair, swayed left and right, and her stomach turned over like a river and a sea, and her face was very ugly.

The palanquin finally caught up, and the ox approached with the plow. Although the endurance of the ox is stronger than that of the horse, it is not fast, let alone dragging the plow. It's not as fast as it was at the beginning.

"Hurry, hurry! Stand in formation. Blow the drummer, blow the "Welcome Song", cannonball! Artillery battle! Get ready! The bridegroom hurriedly commanded, and the sound of the lock had just sounded, creating a festive atmosphere, and the cow had approached.

"Whose ploughing cow is this, how did you get here, go away!" The bridegroom took the initiative to meet him, pretending to scold, and several locks next to him also swayed closer, deliberately showing off his red clothes.

The big bull ran around with great interest for a long time, but before he could find the most delicious grass and the cow that exuded a charming smell, his temper gradually became irritable, and when he saw these people deliberately provocative, he couldn't help but roar "moo", and the huge head with two sharp horns lowered slightly, showing signs of attack.

"Fuck off! What do you want to do! When the men of the Geldoros saw that they had stopped the bull, they were furious, and immediately rode their horses and rushed forward. The seducer turned around and negotiated with Zhang Yi: "The surname is Zhang, you are too inferior, if you want to violate the previous agreement, Lao Tzu will not admit it." ”

Zhang Yi shouted: "You fart!" When people marry daughters-in-law, what does it matter to our Zhang family? If you want to gamble and lose, you don't want to cheat! ”

"Quick! Hurry up and ignite the fire! The firecrackers were hidden in the sedan chair in bundles, and the village girl who pretended to be the bride quickly spread the cannon fire like a machine gun deputy holding a bullet belt.

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

The firecrackers have not completely come out of the sedan chair, they exploded violently, the "bride" screamed, escaped from the sedan chair, she bumped along the way, and was frightened, just escaped from the sedan chair, only to grab a dozen steps away, squatting on the grass and vomiting.

The person in charge of lighting the fire still wanted to rescue the firecrackers, but the firecrackers burned so fast that the confetti flew everywhere, so he had no choice but to flee in a panic, and when the firecrackers burned into the sedan chair, all the firecrackers piled up inside were set on fire......

Listening to a loud "boom", the sedan chair was blown apart, firecrackers flew everywhere, the bull was first made impetuous by a group of people dressed in red, and then exploded by the violent sound of firecrackers, and went crazy when he landed, and rushed forward with a wild moo.

The firecracker was intended to be lit and thrown at the east side of the bull, forcing it to flee to the west, but now it exploded right in front of it, and the drummers who had tried to lure the bull to the west stood on the west side, leaving the east side empty, and the bull instinctively fled to the east.

Zhang Yizheng taught the seducer to be responsible, and he had to admit it if he accepted the gambling contract, and suddenly saw the bull running to the heart of the Zhang family, and couldn't help but be dumbfounded. Seeing that he had a strange look, the seducer turned his head to look at it, and couldn't help laughing: "What Zhang Tushe taught is that the old man admits it!" Haha, the old man admits it! ”

Seeing this scene, Zhang Yutong's face was distorted, and he glanced at him, and said teasingly to the "bride" who was spitting up: "The girl just got married today, and she already has a fetus in her womb, and her temperament is also quite anxious!" ”

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