Section 12 Wu Yan is embarrassed
When the martial arts brother got up and went to the Jiaojia kitchen to find the mouthy chef to express his gratitude, the martial arts brother found that there was no one, he came to live with himself, first lifted the lid of the rice tank, shouted "where to hide", and then opened the steamer with great interest, muddied the water tank, circled the swill bucket twice, and finally even looked for it under the earthen stove, and repeated which sentence of surprise after the search.
Brother Wugong finally found a small piece of paper stuck to the spatula, and when he picked up the spatula to look at it, he actually said goodbye without saying goodbye, damnable!
Brother Wugong has not diminished, he held a spatula in both hands, like a bad person, and shouted through gritted teeth: "Where to run, I finally caught you, and I dare to run!" β
When people saw that Brother Wugong was so funny, they laughed uncontrollably, and Jiao'er stepped forward and asked, "Master, what does this mean?" β
Brother Wu Gong put the spatula on the table and replied: "The mouthy chef has changed into this, everyone thank him!" β
The county master and the master and Jiao'er are as happy as everyone, and the county master said: "The mouthy chef who cooks pig food does have a personality and is a character!" β
"Affectionate and righteous!" After the master was amazed, he looked at the county master and said treacherously, "And love and hate are clear!" β
As soon as they got off the table, the county magistrate and his party hurriedly left.
Brother Wugong's playfulness drove everyone's feelings, everyone came to the living room of Jiao's house to sit, and Brother Wugong said: "Jiao'er and Wu Yan have been separated for a few days, they know each other, understand each other, understand each other!" β
Wu Yan was forcibly arranged by everyone to Jiao'er's side, although there was still a little shyness, but after all, the wedding day should be a little more generous, she leaned on Jiao'er's shoulder, raised her face slightly and said: "On the order of the celebration, ask your husband." What is the longest? β
The old lady smiled and said, "I have heard the bride ask the groom like this for the first time in my life, and if I ask it upside down on the day after the wedding, it will be interesting." β
When Jiao'er heard this, she restrained her smile, her face flushed, and he glanced at Wu Yan. Hesitant.
People who talk and laugh try their best to joke in the crooked way, while Wu Yan's mother's family is a little embarrassed.
Wu Yan leaned on Jiao'er's shoulder, and said delicately: "They are just joking out of the need for festivities, I remind you that this question is aimed at Jiao'er's head." β
Wu Yan's mother's family listened to this explanation, and only then did they regain their normal expressions, and after her aunt glared at her, her fingers gently scraped and scraped her face.
Wu Yan stuck out her tongue. Respond to Auntie.
Jiao'er replied casually: "The road is the longest, and the road that can never be finished is to catch the head." β
Wu Yan shook her head and said, "Definitely, in life!" β
Jiao'er recalled. At this time, Jiaoyu burst out laughing and reminded: "Dead girl, make a question on the small noodles!" β
As soon as you are reminded. Jiao'er understood: "The noodles are long, you will never eat enough, and you will never finish it." β
Wu Yan hit Jiao'er's chest with her head. And he said, "It's not the noodles themselves!" β
"That's the taste of small noodles!" Jiao'er replied, "Never forget!" β
Everyone agreed with Jiao'er's answer, especially Brother Wugong, who thought it was the best answer.
Wu Yan reminded again: "What if other restaurant owners complain about you? β
Jiao'er looked at Wu Yan, smiled and hit Wu Yan's forehead with her forehead, and whispered, "That's it!" β
"Do you still need to discuss the answer?" Jiaoyu said, "How about the beautiful man who caused a sensation, the beautiful and talented woman who was enlightened by Master Liu, performing and rewarding everyone's congratulations?" β
Jiaoyu's mention caused a great sensation, and everyone demanded, urged, and made ingenious arrangements.
"That's how married life should be!" The old lady said with a smile on her face, "Our delicate husband and wife are so attractive and charming in life. β
Jiao'er took the initiative this time, he stretched out his hand, Wu Yan got up when he took his hand, and the two of them performed in the living room.
Wu Yan carried a stool and sat down, Jiao'er walked by far away, Wu Yan widened her eyes and glanced at her hatefully, pouted, and complained: "Dog-like people will always only know the way to pee with their feet!" β
"Big beauty, you turn a blind eye, stupid!" Brother Wu Gong laughed.
"There are no beauties, only bosses, men!" The leader of the elder brother corrected.
Wu Yan squatted on the ground, put the stool heavily on the ground, and symbolically kicked twice: "Dead wood, no response!" β
Everyone applauded the interesting details and vivid language.
"In vain!" Brother Wugong joked, "You can change your name to a stool!" β
Wu Yan held the stool in her hand with her left hand, she squinted, raised her right hand high, and fanned the leg of the stool like a slap: "No response, dead wood, let you wake up!" β
Jiao'er was still walking, and she was still satisfied, which made Wu Yan so angry, she glanced at the stool, looked at Jiao'er again, pouted, and whispered: "Xiaomian is tied to your life, wrapped around your neck, and won't let you go like a poisonous snake!" β
Jiao'er's mother was not happy and protested: "I said Yan'er, how can you say such things today? Really! β
Wu Yanwan smiled, bowed her head to her mother, and stretched out her tongue again.
And Jiao'er's father excused Wu Yan and said: "Acting, what, where is the taboo!" β
"Go ahead, leave it alone!" Jiao'er protected Wu Yan and smiled at her mother after speaking.
Wu Yan cast a grateful look, she lifted the stool again, threw her hands into the air vigorously, and Jiao'er reached out to catch it.
"How can you catch the stool that you have fallen here when you are walking on another road?" The leading brother provoked a thorn and said.
"What should I do if I hit someone?" Jiao'er asked.
Everyone had another burst of good fun.
"Go on, go on!" Brother Wugong looked forward to it and reminded, "The excitement is coming!" β
Wu Yan snatched the stool from Jiao'er's hand, slammed it on the ground, sat down, and spun around the stool a few times, her expression was very elegant.
Jiao'er turned around and saw Wu Yan with her back to him, so she walked over, lowered her head and asked, "What are you doing?" β
Maybe it was something that Wu Yan already had, she tied the two coins to a rope, and when Jiao'er looked down at her, she stuffed one end of the rope into Jiao'er's belt.
Brother Wugong stood up, laughed nonstop, squatted on the ground, and patted the ground: "This is called a thousand miles of marriage!" β
"No, no, no!" The leading elder brother corrected, "You are wrong to be excited, look at what Wu Yan is still doing!" β
When everyone turned their eyes to Wu Yan, Wu Yan was patting the pocket with the string.
Everyone's fun, don't mention its lively Cheng dΓΉ.
But Wu Yan didn't finish, she said to Jiao'er: "Please invite Master Liu to appear!" β
When Jiao'er looked around, Wu Yan patted her pockets with a smile, patting hard, the pockets bulged higher and higher, and became more and more swollen, and finally the currency in her pockets rolled to the ground. With a slight shake, she took the cord back from Jiao'er's belt and hung it around her neck, and happily tapped each other with money.
"Deep, bold, exaggerated!" The leader said in admiration.
Jiao'er's father took the lead in applauding: "It's seamless, it's fun!" β
Jiao'er's mother applauded the most.
"It's so exciting, and putting it on the stage will only make the stage more glorious to the ancestors!" The old lady said happily, "With such a performance, I am sure that the 200-year-old tree on the stage will grow new shoots, bloom new flowers, and bear new fruits!" (To be continued......)