Chapter 236: Pretending to be stupid is also art

Liu Qi said with a smile: "Li Han, what do you think?" ”

Li Han said with a sneer: "Why a year, three months, if the princes think that the hundred horsemen are a waste of money and food, the sons will definitely destroy it." ”

"Chicken ribs?" Liu Qi asked confusedly, "What's the explanation?" ”

Li Han rubbed his nose, God, how can you always forget that this is two thousand years ago! Hurriedly said, "Uh...... It's a pity that the food is tasteless and abandoned, and it's called chicken ribs, and Erchen is an analogy. ”

Cheng Buzhi laughed and said, "This analogy is good!" It's a pity that the food is tasteless and discarded, and it's not all useless, Li Han plans to destroy it directly, which is enough to show how confident he is in running a good Baiqi Division, and the old man is optimistic about him! Your Majesty, in time, this son will definitely become a pillar of our military, and the old minister congratulates His Majesty. ”

This sycophant shot at the right time, Liu Qi, who liked it, was full of relief, and the other few people were stupid, and they solemnly bowed down and said: "Weichen congratulates Your Majesty!" ”

Li Han is rarely shy, these people are not ordinary people, they are all elites of the Han Dynasty, in terms of scheming and skills, which are all beyond his ten or eight, if it weren't for the fact that he has more than 2,000 years of historical knowledge, although half a bottle is not half a bottle, after all, it is a lot more advantageous, otherwise, there is a place for him to stand in this court.

Seeing Li Han's shy red face, several old ministers were even happier, knowing that blushing means knowing advance and retreat, such a young man is not bad, but it is only three months, let him let go of his hand to toss, and then he will know what Li Han's version of the Hundred Cavalry Division is, I really don't think it works, and I force him to stop it.

After the decision was made, Li Han said goodbye and wanted to leave the palace, but he didn't expect Liu Qi to suddenly stop him and say, "You go to Changle Palace first." ”

Li Han's face was full of hesitation and ambition, and instantly turned into a bitter melon: "Huh? Why? ”

Liu Qi lowered his face and reprimanded: "If you want to go, you can go." ”

"Yes......"

Seeing Li Han go out dejectedly, the kind-hearted Liu She sighed again: "Alas, Your Majesty, the Queen Mother called away Wei Qihou just to keep his title." Since Li Han is not serious with Dou Ying. You just let him go once, it can be regarded as taking care of the face of the Queen Mother and the filial piety of Your Majesty. ”

Liu Qimu said woodenly: "If the Aiqing are okay, please step down, and discuss this matter again." ”

After the ministers retreated, Liu Qi slowly stood up and walked out of the hall, looking at the dead leaves flying in the cold wind, his face was full of coldness.

Li Han didn't want Dou Ying to be there when he arrived at Changle Palace, and besides, he was not steadfast in his heart, and he faintly felt that his behavior today was very inappropriate. It's as if I've overlooked something very important, and I can't think of anything wrong.

So Li Han shook his hands all the way and didn't get on the horse, walking slowly on the empty heavenly street, lowering his head like an old man with a dragon clock, replaying everything he had done little by little in his mind.

A carriage came galloping over, stopped as it passed him, and a majestic voice shouted: "Stinky boy, how long are you going to rub in, where is the magnanimity and ability of the court just now?" If I arrive at Changle Palace, you haven't arrived yet. Hum! ”

Li Han watched the carriage pass by blankly, and a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his head, and he completely knew what he was wrong, and it was worth it. If you don't make amends quickly, it will be a serious mistake that cannot be made up, and you will be sweating like pulp, and you will shout frantically: "Take the horse!" ”

The dog's leg pulled the horse over. Li Han turned over and pressed the upper ends of his two boots, and two kicking spurs popped out from the tips of his shoes. With a slight knock on the horse's belly, the horse was in pain, and with a long neigh, it galloped forward, and soon overtook the carriage and ran towards Changle Palace like a splash.

A low laugh came from the carriage: "Your Majesty, why are you playing with this kid like this?" ”

"Hmph, this little brute, in vain the three dukes praised him for his shrewdness, he didn't even understand the sentence 'grace comes out from above', whether Dou Ying's title is kept, it should be me to make a decision, he is a child, why did he first make a look of an adult who didn't care?

He took out his posture first, saying that the gambling contract with Dou Ying was stopped, so even if I retained Dou Ying's title for the sake of the old love, the favor was also his Li Han's, what does it matter to Gen I?

If I insist on dismissing Dou Ying, it will become more and more that I am not as good as a child, and the more I think about it, the more angry I become! ”

Wang Wan covered her mouth and smiled: "Your Majesty, you don't have to be angry with your concubines, you should be happy." ”

"Why?"

"Li Han is so reckless, it shows that he is a child and not a demon, if he is decent and comprehensive, we need to watch out for him.

Look at the roar you just made and scared him to death, it is enough to show that he is loyal to our royal family, and getting Li Han's loyalty in exchange for a Dou Ying who is already destined to be useless to us, you will not suffer a loss. ”

Liu Qi still couldn't let go, but he wouldn't completely reveal his heart in front of Wang Huan, and said lightly: "I also want to use this matter to sharpen him, this kid's affection for us is not to be doubted." ”

Wang Wan said: "Yes, this is the arm of God to you and Che'er, and the concubines have thanked God many times for this." ”

Liu Qi nodded, but said with a blank expression: "The queen mother is still so aggressive, she openly called Dou Ying away in front of the courtiers...... Alas......"

Wang Wan held her husband's hand and said, "Don't think about it so much, the queen mother is still the queen mother after all, and the king sitting in the court is you, it's okay." ”

Liu Qi took a deep look at Wang Huan, stretched out his arms to take her into his arms, and never spoke again.

When Li Han arrived at Changle Palace, his face was already covered with dust mixed with sweat, his originally handsome face was gray, yellow, and white, the hat on his head was also crooked, his mouth was grinning, his eyes were rolling, he jumped off the horse like a refugee, and he didn't tidy it up, and ran to the palace with his legs.

The chamberlain of Changle Palace was startled, and looked behind him vigorously, lest Li Han be followed by some Jiangyang thief.

The Queen Mother was sitting behind the desk, kneeling in front of Dou Ying, seeing Li Han rushing in so frightened, the two of them and the attendants in the hall were stunned, not knowing which little ancestor was playing.

Li Han looked left and right anxiously, and opened his mouth to shout: "Imperial grandmother, has my father been here?" ”

The Queen Mother said unhappily: "No, why are you so embarrassed? ”

Li Han breathed a sigh of relief, sat down beside the Queen Mother with a "bang", his face was full of pity, and he opened his mouth wide and gasped while humming: "Grandmother Huang, I met my father on the way...... He thought I was walking slowly, and told me that if I didn't come to you before he arrived, he would strangle me...... It's dangerous, it's dangerous! ”

Only then did the Queen Mother understand that she was an old woman who was not easy to fool, Li Han said simply, she immediately thought a lot, glanced at Dou Ying dissatisfiedly, and hurriedly hugged Li Han with pity.

As soon as he wiped half of his face, the emperor and his wife came in, Li Han quickly broke free from the arms of the queen mother, climbed out and knelt with Dou Ying in an orderly manner, and he didn't dare to breathe with a face full of horror.

Li Han looked like a chilling look at the Queen Mother, and in the face of the emperor's and his wife's request to answer on their behalf, he waited for them to sit down before saying: "The emperor is so majestic, what did Han'er do to make you angry, and if you walk slowly, you will be strangled?" ”

Liu Qi glanced at Li Han in surprise, looking at half of his face was normal, and the other half was like a stray cat that had fallen into a stinky ditch, with a crooked hatband, and he was even more angry, and opened his mouth to reprimand: "Li Han, why did you make yourself so unbearable and make the Queen Mother angry for you, when did I say I was going to strangle you?" ”

"Father, you just said that if the child arrives later than you, he will ...... The child sped all the way, dusty, so ...... It wasn't meant to be so unbearable. ”

The Queen Mother patted the table angrily and said, "Han'er, come here, I want to see who dares to strangle you." ”

Li Han looked at Liu Qi timidly, then at the Queen Mother, and said, "Grandmother Huang, my father doesn't allow it, and the child doesn't dare to go over......"

Liu Qi was happy for no reason, and some of the unhappiness accumulated in his heart instantly dissipated, looking at this lazy child, he raised his foot and kicked him on a horse and scolded: "The Queen Mother told you not to go over, pretending." ”

Li Han rubbed aggrievedly to the Queen Mother, and muttered in a low voice: "Didn't you just take 3,000 acres of sloping land from Marquis Wei Qi, then change a marquis, if you give me a marquis, I would be willing to give 6,000 acres of land." ”

The Queen Mother's eyes were not very good, but after Li Han's careful treatment for so long, she was not deaf, and she heard these words clearly, so she was even more sure why the emperor was angry with Li Han, Li Han didn't understand the sentence "Grace comes from above", she understood, so she felt even more pity for the ignorant Li Han.

A child, greedy for some small profits, seems to take the initiative in forgiving Dou Ying, which arouses the jealousy of the careful-eyed son, which makes this child even more simple and credible, the Queen Mother smiled and helped Li Han wipe his face carefully, and helped him put his hat right with her own hands, before patting him and signaling him to sit next to him.

Dou Ying looked at this scene, and felt a sour feeling in his heart, although he was a generation higher than Li Han, he could be regarded as the queen mother's nephew, he didn't remember when his aunt loved him so much.

"Emperor, the old man heard that Dou Ying made a bet with Li Han, the bet was a knighthood, and now it seems that Dou Ying lost, I don't know what you plan to do?"

Liu Qi looked at Dou Ying, who was holding his neck, and sneered: "Queen Mother, you shouldn't ask your son about this matter, you should ask Dou Ying."

Dou Ying insisted on making a bet in front of the civil and military officials, and I couldn't stop it with the three dukes and Li Han repeatedly, so I really could say that I was angry and bullfighting.

Now that he has lost, Li Han has repeatedly said that he does not care about the gambling contract, but he is a hero himself, and even the ugly thing that his wife and concubine came forward to mediate for him said in the court, saying that he disdains to be forgiven by his children and is willing to fulfill the gambling contract.

Since he's so heroic, what can I do? (To be continued......)