On the way to Wuyishan City, Liu Sanbian and Liu Chang and his wife crossed to Wuyishan City, Liu Sanbian didn't dare to open his eyes, and the car he was sitting in whistled forward, and the oncoming car on the opposite side, in his eyes, seemed to hit it directly, and was dizzy by the rapidly falling trees and electric poles, which was very uncomfortable.

What made him even more dizzy, all around him were wearing clothes in the inner room, Liu Chang and Liu Ying's clothes had already made Liu Sanbian feel indecent, and some of the boys and girls in the car were even more indecent, he quietly asked Liu Chang: "How can this be?" ”

Liu Sanbian was really hot, big drops of sweat rolled down from his forehead, Liu Chang went to help him take off his coat, Liu Sanbian wrapped it tighter, and the people around him also felt strange and stared at him intently.

Liu Ying shouted to the driver: "Turn on the air conditioner, cool down!" ”

The driver's service attitude was correct enough, Liu Chang helped Liu San change the air outlet, and after a while, the sweat on his forehead was gone. He covered his eyes with his hands, and then opened the gap from time to time, secretly looking at the selected target, and he almost screamed: a little girl was wearing transparent tulle, and the inner layer of the vest was clearly visible, in Liu Sanbian's opinion, it was as if she was not wearing clothes, the outlines of all parts of her upper body were very distinct, and she was sleeping in the crook of a young man's arms, what kind of body!

What's even more intolerable is that the middle-aged woman in the same row also did the same, sticking to Liu Sanbian's body and dozing off, how can this make Liu Sanbian feel like a man's back. When he arrived at a small station, Liu Sanbian was really unbearable, he took advantage of the passengers to get off the train, he also got up, and almost threw the woman who was leaning on him to the ground, the woman got up and raised her head, picked her hair twice with her hand, her eyes were round, and when she wanted to scold, Liu Chang smiled and apologized: "I'm sorry, he wants to stretch his waist!" ”

Walking out of the Wuyishan City Bus Station and getting on the bus, Liu Sanchang seemed to adapt to it more, the people on the bus were not only less dressed, but also very crowded, it was inevitable that people were crowded with people, meat next to meat, fortunately, Liu Sanchang's attention was not in this regard, but the rows of shops, dazzling to see the dazzling goods in the shops, as well as the bustling flow of people.

"Get out of the car!" Liu Chang pulled Liu Sanchang's hand, "The hotel has arrived, get off!" ”

Liu Sanbian didn't mean to move, he asked, "Is this city very big?" ”

Liu Chang nodded and asked, "You don't want to run all over the city, do you?" ”

"Is it going to take a long time?" Liu Sanbian stared at Liu Chang and asked, "Let's go!" ”

Liu Chang asked Liu Ying to get out of the car to arrange accommodation, and he personally accompanied Liu Sanbian to visit the city. Liu Sanbian felt very stuffy, Liu Chang grabbed his coat and pulled it, the clothes reached the elbow, Liu Sanbian still struggled, Liu Chang pointed to Liu Sanbian's inner layer of clothes and said: "Specially let you put it on, it's very beautiful, don't take it off, I'll go down!" ”

Liu Sanbian couldn't help it, took off his clothes, hugged his arms together, and Liu Ying got out of the car with his thick clothes.

The bus stopped and stopped, walked for a long time, and arrived at a bell tower, the bell tower was ringing, Liu Sanbian asked: "What kind of sound is this, the drum is not like a drum, and the gong is not like a gong!" ”

Liu Chang pointed to the bell tower and explained: "This is equivalent to more leakage, timekeeping, it is now the hour of the afternoon, we should go back to the hotel, the time is late, Liu Ying should be in a hurry." ”

When I arrived at the Wuyishan Guest House, there was a large advertising painting at the door, on which a young beauty was playing the piano, Liu Sanbian asked: "Does this ** have a special name?" ”

Liu Chang hurriedly stopped: "Don't talk nonsense, there is a big difference between the ancient and modern meanings of that word, don't ask for trouble!" As he spoke, he dragged Liu Sanbian inside, walked into the hall, Liu Ying greeted him, and complained: "Two hours have passed, and it won't take so long to walk around the city!" The bus should have traveled dozens of miles unilaterally! ”

Liu Sanbian still had a sense of distance from the distance, and said in surprise: "This Cheng City is so big, there were few families back then!" ”

They went to a traditional restaurant in the hotel to eat, Liu Chang ordered some traditional dishes, and then told Liu Sanbian about the evolution of the word "**". Liu Chang said: "Please, don't talk nonsense, the ** back then was a theater, a performance venue, a place called ** by modern people, a place to sell yourself, and serious people disdain!" ”

"What happens if you say something wrong?" Liu Sanbian asked nervously.

Liu Chang replied: "It's equivalent to pointing at someone else's nose and scolding, cheap, shameless, morally corrupt, and shameless!" ”

Liu Sanbian understood, and asked, "What should I call the ** in the past?" ”

"Cinemas, theaters, and public venues!" Liu Ying replied, "There is a concert tonight, if you are interested, you can go and watch it to open your eyes!" ”

Liu Sanbian was very excited, hastily ate dinner, and rushed to the song and dance theater to watch the performance, on the way, Liu Sanbian asked: "Can their level be compared with me, can they reach my unique height?" ”

The people who rushed to watch the song and dance drama together listened to Liu Sanbian speak, and they chewed the words, they admired him very much, thinking that they had met a great director, and they surrounded him one after another.

finally got out and disappeared into the audience. During the viewing process, Liu Sanbian was very excited, praising the superb performance skills, the beauty of the melody, the proper handling of singing skills and content, and the passion of dancing. In short, Liu Sanbian has undergone a profound artistic baptism.

At the end of the performance, Liu Sanbian asked Liu Chang excitedly: "Is this level equivalent to the royal level?" ”

The surrounding audience felt that this was humorous enough, and everyone laughed, Liu Chang smiled and said: "This can only be regarded as a second- or third-rate level, that is, a second-level royal level!" ”

"The level of performance is so good!" Liu Sanbian was really surprised.

But out of the hotel, turn on the TV, Liu Sanchang is even more surprised, a box is simply a treasure chest, drama, song and dance, Allegro, acrobatics, etc., Liu Chang took the remote control and demonstrated it to Liu Sanchang.

Liu Sanbian was surprised inexplicably, he walked to the TV, looked around, there was nothing, and finally found a few lines behind the TV, Liu San changed and said: "It turns out that these magic lines are magical!" ”

Liu Ying hurriedly ran over, grabbed Liu Sanbian's hand, and shouted, "Don't move, there is electricity, burn you!" ”

"Where's the fire?" Liu Sanbian didn't know the other words, but he was afraid of "death", he retracted his hand, looked at it, and said, "When I go back, you send me some magic threads, and I will enjoy it too!" ”

The three of them laughed merrily. Liu Sanyan returned to the sofa, his hand just pressed on the remote control board, and suddenly a picture explanation of modern warfare appeared on the screen, and the bright light flashed, and the mountain collapsed and cracked, accompanied by a huge explosion.

Liu Sanbian was so frightened that he curled up on the sofa and covered his head with his hands.

Seeing this, Liu Ying smiled back and forth: "If you had suffered such a blow, you would have been reduced to ashes a long time ago, and you wouldn't even have time to react and suffer!" Liu Ying saw that Liu Sanbian couldn't understand, he raised his right hand, opened his five fingers, "Bang", it's gone.

"Is this knife so sharp?" Liu Sanbian trembled with fright, closed his eyes and asked, "What does a knife look like?" ”

"There is no knife, it is a relatively advanced high-tech weapon."

"Comparatively, is there anything more advanced?"

"Yes!" Liu Chang found a science fiction channel, and just happened to stage a science fiction war, Liu Sanbian looked nervous and muttered: "This is a world where people kill people without seeing blood!" ”