When Li Canghai heard this, he couldn't help but laugh dumbly, and secretly said in his heart, this princess is really an arrogant person, but she doesn't know that the current Tang Emperor is all about Yang Yuhuan, how can he favor her?

"Nonsense! What a fool the princess is! Conan's face trembled with anger, but there was nothing he could do but stomp his foot in hatred.

"Brother Conan is angry, the most important thing at the moment is to hurry up and stop the fat guards, keep the other tributes for the time being, and then how to make other plans!" Li Canghai comforted.

Conan sighed helplessly, he thought for a moment, nodded and said, "It's the only way to do it now." ”

After saying this, Li Canghai and Conan left the temple and went to the place where the tribute was stored.

The fat guard and the cook were holding torches, and the two were hesitating to decide whether to set fire to them.

Seeing this, Conan was immediately startled, and hurriedly rushed up, stopping the two of them, and finally saved those tributes.

"From now on, I want you to keep these tributes every step of the way! If there is any slip-up, I just ask! Conan shouted at the fat guard.

The fat guard was also quite depressed, he nodded sullenly, and then sat down next to the tributes, took out a dried fish from his bosom and nibbled on it.

Conan was a little bored, and after he bowed to Li Canghai, he said that he wanted to relax, and then left the shrine.

Li Canghai guarded Wanyu outside the door until the sun was about to set, Li Canghai felt a little hungry, so he ran to the backyard to find the cook to prepare some food.

The backyard is a cliff platform on which the cook's stove rests.

At this time, the cook was cleaning up the wild vegetables, and he was muttering non-stop.

"I thought that when I came to Datang, I would be able to make a fortune. After that, find a secluded place to live, and don't care about those fights and killings, where do you know that this wealth has not been made, but has ended up on this desert island where birds don't. I still have to serve this group of ancestors every day, what a fucking bad luck! The cook cursed to himself as he cleaned up the wild vegetables. When he got up, he slammed the wild vegetables in his hand to the ground, and said fiercely: "A lazy ghost, a wicked ghost, and a princess who can't serve well, Lao Tzu must have had a brain twitch at the beginning, so he agreed to come with the boat!" ”

He took care of the rise of his own scolding, and he didn't notice that Li Canghai came to him.

Li Canghai coughed lightly twice, and the cook was suddenly startled. A butt sat on the ground.

"Brother Cook, what did you just mutter?" Li Canghai asked with a smile.

The cook's face was a little unnatural, and he hurriedly said, "No, nothing, I'm ...... Pick wild vegetables! ”

As he spoke, the cook hurriedly picked up the wild vegetables and picked them up in a panic.

Li Canghai said with a smile: "Brother Cook, it's really not easy for you to be responsible for the meals of so many people alone." Hard, hard! ”

"Is there a fart for hard work?" The cook snorted indignantly. said: "I am a cook, this cooking is my job, but I am not a slave, not only responsible for cooking, but also responsible for delivering to them!" Damn, really hateful! ”

Li Canghai touched his nose. said: "Why, this cooked meal, they don't come to fetch it themselves?" ”

"The others are fine, but there are a few people, it's just too hard to serve! I serve them like my ancestors these days. Didn't you see them give me a few taels of silver? The cook said angrily.

"Oh? If you don't mind, can you tell me? Li Canghai moved a stone, then sat down in front of the cook, and asked casually while helping him choose a dish.

The cook seems to have been suppressed for a long time, and finally someone is willing to listen, how can he not be willing? So he said indignantly: "Let's talk about the thin guard first, that guy has not woken up since he got on the boat. People who don't know the truth are honest, but everyone who knows him knows that he is not honest, but lazy! Surprisingly lazy! Say it, you may not believe it, that guy is lazy to eat, lazy to move, or even lazy to take off his clothes! Even when the food was delivered to him, he didn't even bother to open his mouth! Even if others say him, he doesn't bother to pay attention! I've never seen anyone so lazy! ”

When Li Canghai heard this, he didn't feel a little funny, and said, "There are still such lazy people in this world? ”

The cook spat and scolded in a low voice: "Who says it isn't! In fact, we had escaped safely when we encountered a storm at sea, but when we encountered pirates, we panicked and caused the ship to run aground on the rocks. Speaking of which, it's all to blame on that guy, if he had been a little smarter, we would have been able to spot pirates, and we wouldn't have run aground and sunk! Maybe, now that I've made a fortune in Datang, where will I still be trapped in this ghost place? ”

Li Canghai thought about it and felt that what the cook said made some sense, and from what he observed, the thin guard was indeed an out-and-out lazy person.

He didn't bother to move, he didn't bother to open his eyes, and he didn't even bother to open his mouth when Conan asked him.

"This thin guard is really a little lazy." Li Canghai said.

I heard the cook scold: "I really don't know how this lazy man grew up, if he were my son, I would have killed him with a knife!" Raising him so big, it's better to raise a pig, at least he can sell it for some money. But he's an out-and-out slacker! ”

Li Canghai smiled and said, "Brother Cook, stop being angry, this lazy man has his own heavenly punishment, what does he do?" ”

The cook pursed his lips, and then said: "And the fat guard, he is enough to eat for three people alone, and it is good that there is enough food on the ship, but what is there to eat on this desert island?" There are many animals in this forest, but there are many dangers, who dares to enter them? At last he hunted a wild boar, and he had little meat, but the fat man shouted all day long that he could not eat enough, saying that I had deliberately withheld his rations, and that I was going to the princess to sue me! ”

The cook paused, picked up the weed, opened his mouth and bit it hard, chewing it while puffing: "This dead fat man is simply a starving ghost reincarnated!" Yesterday, I risked my life to dive back to the wreck and retrieve some dried fish, thinking of using these to make a fish feast for the princess, but who knew that the dead fat man stole all of them and ate them clean! It's all we have now! ”

Li Canghai sighed and said puzzledly: "It's not easy for the big brother cook!" However, I am a little curious, like these two, one is so lazy, the other is so greedy, why do you choose them to go with you? ”

The cook looked around and saw that there was no one around, so he lowered his voice and said indignantly, "Who knows, this is the princess who asked them to accompany him." These two were originally the princess's guards, and I don't know how the princess could stand them! ”

"Did the princess let them go with them?" Li Canghai was a little surprised.

The cook tilted his head and thought for a while, and said, "I heard that it was the princess's maid Lingji, and it was she who picked up the princess and brought these two guys." You say that these two guys, one is lazy to death, the other is gluttonous to death, let them go with them, what use can they have except waste food? If they are really in danger, I am afraid that these two people will run faster than anyone else, and they will do their best to protect the princess, I don't believe it! (To be continued.) )