Chapter 33: The Grimace
Zhao Ming knew that Zheng Afu would not joke with him, so he couldn't help but change his face and said: "Old man, I have everything with me, is there anyone who dares to touch you in this palace?" ”
Zheng Afu knelt on the ground and said: "The emperor doesn't know, in the afternoon, the old slave was preparing for tonight's royal banquet in the Chongde Palace, and the old slave suddenly remembered that the emperor prefers **, so he wants to find some** to decorate the Chongde Palace!" ”
Zhao Ming smiled: "Could it be that this ** can still kill you?" ”
Zheng Afu's face suddenly showed a look of pain, and he saw Zheng Afu trembling all over his body and said: "Your Majesty, you don't know that the old slave with a few small servants wanted to choose some high-quality ** in the imperial garden, but the old slave and the little ones finished choosing ** in the imperial garden, and the little slaves carried ** back to the Chongde Hall first, and the old slave always felt that something was missing, so the old slave walked back while looking at the flowers!" ”
Zhao Ming looked at Zheng Afu's solemn expression, and immediately said, "Could it be that something strange happened to you on the way back?" ”
When Zheng Afu heard this, he knelt on the ground and trembled all over: "Your Majesty ......"
When Zhao Ming saw Zheng Afu frightened like this, he couldn't bear it, stood up and walked to Zheng Afu's side, pulled Zheng Afu up, and said softly: "Old man, there's nothing to be afraid of, aren't you okay now?" “
Zheng Afu obviously felt the temperature of Zhao Ming's hand, and said to Zhao Ming at the moment: "Your Majesty, you don't know that thing is really terrifying!" “
Zhao Ming smiled: "It's nothing, old man, sometimes someone may be deliberately pretending to be a ghost, right?" “
Zheng Afu shook his head and said categorically: "Your Majesty, you listen to the old slave's house, the old slave walked to the depths of the imperial garden, and suddenly heard the sound of a foreign object, although the old slave is older, but he is not deaf and blind, the old slave thinks in his heart, how can we be so unruly in our palace, is it because he ran into the vicious dog?" “
Zhao Ming saw that Zheng Afu's feelings were a little calm, and immediately motioned for Zheng Afu to sit opposite him and said: "Old man, don't be in a hurry, speak slowly, don't forget that this is our Great Song Palace, our territory!" ”
Zheng Afu said: "What the emperor said is very true, and the old slave also thought so at that time. So the old slave tiptoed to follow the sound, and the old minister followed the sound step by step to the hut where the little guys in the depths of the imperial garden usually put flowers and fertilizer! ”
Zhao Ming secretly said in his heart: "It seems that there is really something strange in this imperial garden?" ”
Zheng Afu continued: "When the old slave came to the outside of the house, he heard the sound of tearing food and eating food inside! Speaking of this, Zheng Afu unnaturally began to get excited again, he stood up again, and said: "At that time, I was full of thought that there were wild dogs or wild cats and other beasts that were stealing food from nowhere, so the old slave kicked open the wooden door without thinking about it and shouted, the beasts that came here are not going to roll!" Speaking of this, Zheng Afu's face flashed with a frightened and uneasy expression: "But when the old slave looked at it, the old slave was so frightened that he was almost frightened!" ”
Zhao Ming's eyes stared at Zheng Afu motionlessly, he seemed to want to find something from Zheng Afu's narration, and saw Zheng Afu continue: "I saw that there was a bloodstained grimace in the hut, and the human body was holding a human arm and eating there with relish!" ”
"What?" Zhao Ming's eyes widened as big as a copper bell: "You mean someone is eating people's arms!" ”
Zheng Afu sighed and said, "Your Majesty, it's not that people are eating people's arms, but that a grimace is eating people's arms!" ”
Zhao Mingteng stood up, he stared at Zheng Afu and said: "My husband has some irresponsible things that he can't say, if your words are spread today, do you know that the entire palace will be panicked, do you understand?" “
Zheng Afu was stunned for a moment, then straightened up his chest and said to Zhao Mingyan: "Your Majesty, think about the old slave can joke about such a thing, that grimace is so terrifying, the eyes are not like the eyes, the eyebrows are not like the eyebrows, it is simply too terrifying, the old slave only looked at it a few times, but he still can't forget the terrifying scene!" ”
When Zheng Afu said this, he couldn't help but gesture again: "Your Majesty, the hair of that grimace is gray, but that face is full of blood stains, and there are four fangs, and there are bloody human flesh hanging on those fangs!" ”
Although Zhao Ming was born in special forces, but when he heard that there would be such a ghost thing that specializes in eating human flesh in his imperial garden, Zhao Ming was also in a cold sweat, he really couldn't believe that there were any ghosts in this world, but he couldn't help but believe Zheng Afu, because in Zhao Ming's mind, he really couldn't find a reason for Zheng Afu to deceive himself.
Zheng Afu continued: "The old slave saw clearly at that time, and naturally knew his situation, so the old slave didn't even speak, and immediately turned around and wanted to escape!" ”
Zhao Ming didn't talk at this time, because Zhao Ming knew that it was best for him not to say anything at this time, because he needed to listen to Zheng Afu.
Zheng Afu became more and more excited: "The old slave turned around and wanted to run, but he couldn't run out, the old slave couldn't help but be shocked, and he wanted to desperately escape from the small room where the flower was fat, but no matter how hard the old slave ran, the old slave just couldn't take a step!" ”
Zhao Ming looked at Zheng Afu, whose chest was a little undulating, and said, "Could it be that there are still such strangers in our Great Song Dynasty?" ”
Zheng Afu was a little crying and laughing: "The emperor doesn't know, when the old slave turned his head to look, he found that the grimacing man had put his extremely ugly face on the face of the old slave!" ”
Zhao Ming's heart was also turbulent, and he immediately wanted Zheng Afu to lead the way to the Imperial Garden to have a look, where he expected that Zheng Afu did not end his speech, but continued: "What's even more terrifying is that the grimace's hand not only holds the arm that is already bloody and miserable, and the little human flesh left on the arm!" ”
When Zheng Afu said this, he actually used his hands and feet at the same time, constantly gesturing. Because Zheng Afu understands that if he can't speak clearly today, maybe he may really be considered stupid.
Zhao Ming looked at Zheng Afu and said, "Could it be that you just finished escaping like this?" “
Zheng Afu shook his head and said, "That haunted house stretched out its long tongue and kept licking my face and neck!" When Zheng Afu said this, he involuntarily wiped the sweat on his head with his hands and said: "I thought I was going to be finished!" At this moment, a baby-like voice sounded next to me crying bitterly! Zheng Afu said with relief: "As soon as that voice came out, the ghost thing screamed twice, and then disappeared!" ”
(There's an exam tomorrow, so I can only post one chapter tonight!) But everyone's good beef remembered! Guys, hit me! Recommending collections will drive me even crazier)