Chapter 13: Drinking
Women and sex are one of the eternal topics of men, everyone is holding chicken legs in their hands, and there is a pot of wine next to them, anyway, school has not started yet, how to drink how to drink, the main instructor is not there, and Liu Yuan is not afraid.
Liu Yuanzheng and a group of revolutionary martyrs are discussing women fiercely, yes, please don't doubt it, to paraphrase Zhao Benshan's sentence in the roar of the lion in Hedong, I am also a man, and I also have needs.
At first, Liu Yuan couldn't believe his eyes and ears, he even wanted to slap himself a few times to see if he was dreaming.
But no, this group of guys is really talking about women outside of training, and the first to speak is He Jinhan, who is obviously very interested in the principal's wife, and it is said that this guy has a relationship with his wife.
After this guy finished speaking, he squinted his eyes, flashing with a bayonet-like light, how could he have the usual nervous and serious look, no wonder, this thing must have a special fetish for beautiful agents.
And Jiang Xianyun was sitting next to him smoking dry cigarettes, compared to others, he was still a more reserved person.
Liu Yuan shook his head with a smile, took the newspaper in his hand and looked at Zuo Quan, only to see Zuo Quan, this guy holding "On War" and looking at it thoughtfully, but whether he reads the book or not, Liu Yuan is not easy to draw conclusions, but at least people are more subtle, not as direct as them, so vulgar.
If you want to say that a calm person, there is only Xu Shuai in the future, Xu Xiangqian, although he has not joined the Red Party now, but under his thick glasses, he has a sharp eye that has insight into the world, although he looks at echoing others, but Liu Yuan can see that his mind is not on women, he raised his head and gave Liu Yuan a smile, which can be regarded as a greeting.
Liu Yuan shrugged his shoulders, sat on the table he had just bought, and looked at Hu Zongnan thoughtfully, only to see Hu Zongnan standing on the small horse, saying loudly that he was going to go to Aunt Jiufang's wife in the future, and he wanted a big butt and a strong one, and he would give birth to a group of children for himself when the time came. Call yourself father, what a jolly day it was.
Seeing Hu Zongnan's longing for him like this, Liu Yuanzai couldn't help it and covered his stomach, because he couldn't bear Hu Zongnan's words that he wanted a big ass and could have children.
As for Xu Ke, he was more steady, not talking much, flying with one in his hand, and fiddling with various postures quickly, Liu Yuan couldn't help but think of Ge You in the world without thieves.
And Liu Yuan's laughter really aroused Hu Zongnan's anger, Hu Zongnan walked up to Liu Yuan in two or three steps, pointed at Liu Yuan and said, Liu Yuan, if you can't say four, five or six, my old Hu will duel with you today. Seeing Hu Zongnan's troubled appearance, Liu Yuan knew that he might really make Hu Zongnan unhappy.
Hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't, I see that you want to take Aunt Jiufang's wife, I'm thinking about how you will feed them in the future, so I laughed, our future general can't be angry." Liu Yuan said to this Hu Zongnan with coaxing.
"Humph! What's wrong with nine aunts, you can take nine if you have the ability! Hu Zongnan said disapprovingly, he believed that with his own ability, not to mention raising nine in the future, even ninety would be possible.
"You can't join your Red Party because of this, otherwise my brother will only have to marry a woman as his wife." Liu Yuan patted Chen Geng's shoulder and said.
"Really? Then you have to choose a better woman to be your wife, otherwise you won't die in your life. Hu Zongnan, the big brother, patted Chen Geng's arm and said matter-of-factly.
"Go aside! I don't know what kind of girl our teacher Liu likes! Say it, brothers, and pay attention to it. Chen Geng said jokingly on the side, of course, he pimped out to let Liu Yuan join the Red Party.
"Chen Geng, shut up! You're everywhere. Liu Yuan said to Chen Geng, this guy definitely doesn't have a good eye when he rolls his eyes, he has to be careful of this guy.
"That's it, let's talk about it, why are you so stingy." One of the most kind-hearted Zuo Quan spoke, because he was really curious about what kind of woman was worthy of such an excellent man as Liu Yuan.
"Let's talk about it!" Zuo Quan, an honest man, has spoken, and of course others have followed suit.
Liu Yuan saw that everyone was so enthusiastic, and he was embarrassed to refuse, shook his head, looked at Chen Geng, and said, "Okay, I say, but I can't just say it, everyone has to talk about it, and everyone will help find one together when the time comes." ”
"Good!" As soon as everyone retreated, Chen Geng had already raised his hand in agreement, and the others were embarrassed to refuse, so they nodded and acquiesced.
Liu Yuan saw that everyone agreed, so he jumped down from the table at once, looked at the west with his eyes, and said with a longing face, "What I like must first have morality, wisdom, beauty, and trinity, and be Mrs." ”
Everyone closed their eyes slightly, following Liu Yuan's thinking, ready to imagine how beautiful the goddess in their minds was. As a result, Liu Yuan said such a condition, which made everyone react.
Liu Yuan said that she can have shortcomings, she can be willful, and she can be tempered, but she also has to understand my contradictions and my sufferings. I don't change her, and she doesn't want to change me. I love now, and she wants to love me now.
After listening to Liu Yuan's words, everyone nodded thoughtfully, and their mate selection criteria were undoubtedly improved by Liu Yuan by several levels.
Liu Yuan went on to say that she may not have much culture, or she may not know many words, but I hope he can feel my Lang Man, and he will be more able to endure loneliness, because I have to dedicate a lot of my time to my motherland Liu Yuan finished speaking, quietly recalling something. And everyone also looked at Liu Yuan quietly, because they all felt that the woman Liu Yuan needed was too perfect, and it was really difficult to find it in this era.
Liu Yuan looked at Chen Geng, Chen Geng seemed to be ready to hide behind the tall Jiang Xianyun, but unfortunately he didn't have a chance, because he was pulled to the front by Hu Zongnan and asked him to explain it himself, because he was the first to agree to Liu Yuan's proposal.
Although Chen Geng is a very thorough Red Party member, he is undoubtedly also a very Lang person, he thought about it and said.
It is a woman with the atmosphere of the south of the Yangtze River, she wants to have a weak willow to help the wind, she wants to have a beautiful jade foot, she wants to have onion and jade fingers, she wants to have a peerless face, she can write and paint, she wants to read poetry and books, thinking of this Chen Geng seems to think of the bridge section of the Huangmei Opera Interrupted Bridge, a peerless woman, with long hair fluttering, holding a long umbrella, shaking her graceful body, looking forward to meeting her Xu Xian.
And at this moment, with a bang, the door that had just been changed was kicked again by a yell, and the owner of the foot walked in with infinite anger and murderous aura, Liu Yuan knew that he was probably going to be unlucky today.