Outside Guangzong City, Zhang Jiao asked, "Who forced Zhang Liang to eat a rag with boogers?" Who wrote on Zhang Bao's forehead - I am a slut! ”

The soldier replied: "It seems to be a force from the north, headed by Liu Mingbei, the army of the second duke of the local people had a fight with them before, and was killed and defeated, but this time it happened again, and I don't know why the second duke was released!" ”

Zhang Jiao slapped the table and was furious: "This is a basin of feces poured on my honor pennant!" ”

The soldier hurriedly responded: "Heaven is a good parable! ”

This is, only one voice was heard outside the tent: "Report!" Good news and bad news! Which one should the Heavenly Lord listen to first? ”

Zhang Jiao was angry: "I want to kill someone, do you want to kill your father first or your mother first?" You pick one! ”

The soldiers outside the tent hurriedly rushed in: "It's just a joke with the adults~ The adults are too stingy~ Don't be angry~ The spies came to report just now, and the remnants of the two dukes of the earth can meet us within two hours!" In this way, our total strength can reach 100,000, and there is great hope for breaking through this Guangzong in front of us! ”

Zhang Jiao: "Oh? Those two second-class goods are coming to me so soon? Looks like bad news! Tell me the good news! ”

Soldier: "Well, the analysis of the Heavenly Princesses is really different! The good news is that this Guangzong City has removed the city flag since yesterday and replaced it with the "Dong" flag, and today it is the same, I don't know what happened in the city! ”

Zhang Jiao stroked his beard: "Oh? ~”

However, it was said that after Han Beiyufei let go of Zhang Liang and Zhang Bao, he turned back and prepared to go north to Youzhou to report to Liu Yan. But this way back to his hometown has only been a little gone, but he saw a cluster of military horses escorting a cart in front of him, and the prisoner in the car was Lu Zhi!

Liu Bei was shocked, rolled the saddle and dismounted, and rushed forward!

Zhang Han said in shock: "Sure enough, it finally shows the courage of a generation of kings!" Talented! This is what Xuande should do! Yun Chang, Yide, what do you say? ”

Guan Guan: "I just want to know how much Lu Zhi owes his brother!" ”

Feifei: "I said earlier, you must be ruthless when walking the rivers and lakes!" You see, how direct are people's debt collection~ What about our debt collection? Damn, Loser! ”

Zhang Han: You two superb descendants can admire you! Please, can you give some positive energy?

Liu Bei firmly grasped the wooden cage: "I thought you only owed me money, but I didn't expect you to owe someone else!" Now it's good, look at your decay like a prison sitting, you say, what do you owe me money? Also, the tens of thousands of peasants in that corner didn't treat you well, which creditor is so ruthless? I'm going to arrest you directly! ”

Lu Zhi looked up to the sky and sighed: "Hey, after you left, I continued to use tricks to lure Zhang Jiao, seeing that victory was in sight, I didn't expect that Zhang Jiao to be able to witchcraft!" ”

Liu Bei: "Demon your sister! Can you be sincere, now that you are hiding in this wooden cage, I can't come in and you will be beaten, you are still afraid of hair! Let's be honest! ”

Lu Zhi was helpless: "I'm telling the truth!" After that horn finished the hexery, the morale of our soldiers was reduced to 0! ”

Zhang Han had just stepped forward and heard this.

"What? Morale dropped to 0? Isn't that the legendary state of chaos when you touch it casually? Zhang Han asked rhetorically.

Lu Zhi looked at Zhang Han in wonder: "I didn't expect you to know the art of war?" ”

Zhang Han has been thundered countless times in the Three Kingdoms era, so he didn't bother to scrutinize those languages, so he replied casually: "Cheng let it ~ Actually, that Zhang Jiao has been in contact with it before." I don't know if he can do sorcery, but he has a yellow turban aura that can increase his stats by 40! ”

Liu Bei listened: "I'm gone, wouldn't it be an instant waste of wood to become a warrior?" A person like me, who only has 59 martial arts, adds 40, and goes straight to 99! In an instant, he changed from being invincible to being invincible! In this way, that horn is super powerful! ”

"Awesome bastard!"

Everyone looked towards the place where they spoke, but they saw a man coming on a tall horse. This person is fat and stout, with a face full of meat, and from a distance, it looks like his butt has grown on his head! He still has a sloppy beard on his chin, and he almost blocks his lips!

Feifei whispered, "Is that man riding a horse?" I look like a camel no matter how I look at it! How can a horse's back be concave! ”

Guan Guan echoed softly: "I tell you responsibly, it's definitely a horse!" ”

"Hmph, how powerful can a bunch of rabble be? Lu Zhi! Fortify the city, and the high fortress will not fight! Eating the food and salary of the court but not destroying the rebellion, it's not that the thief army knows what kind of witchcraft, but you Lu Zhonglang don't want to serve the country! Said the fat man on horseback.

Lu Zhi was furious: "Phew! You dead fat man, I think you can have some credit after you take over my military power! ”

Zhang Han said: "Good scolding! Little fatty, what is your mother's surname? Don't you see that we are all heroes who can fight well? Do you think that you can forget the class that came to Guangzong to pick up Lu Zhi? ”

At this time, I heard a person scolding loudly: "Bastard, when I saw that the assassin of Liangzhou was also the governor of the Kanto region, he didn't kneel down quickly!" ”

Zhang Han was about to turn around and scold, but took a closer look: "Damn, old friend!" Brother Mengde! ”

It turned out that the person who interjected was Cao Cao, who had just returned to Luoyang after robbing and killing Zhang Bao and Zhang Liang! Cao Cao looked at Zhang Han at first glance, but he didn't recognize it yet, so he took a closer look and said, "Yo! Luckily! I didn't see who it was for a while, but after carefully looking at my brother's trivial appearance, I immediately remembered that it was Brother Bing Liang! ”

Zhang Han: ""

Cao Cao: "Brother Bingliang, you have to pay attention when you speak, this person in front of you is Lord Dong Zhuo, the assassin of Liangzhou and the governor of the Guandong region!" ”

Han Bei Yufei: "Come out and mix, do you need to make such a long name?" ”

The fat man Dong Zhuo really didn't want to pay attention to the characters in front of him, and said: "Okay, if you like to talk, just talk, I'm going to lead the army to take Zhang Jiao!" Just wait for my good news! Oh, I almost forgot, Lu Zhonglang may have to wait in prison. ”

Since the words were not in agreement, everyone dispersed.

Lu Zhi continued to be escorted back to Luoyang, while Cao Cao marched with Han Bei Yufei, after all, the old people had to tell each other about it.

"Uh, Brother Cold. Meng De has a thing that is not clear. Cao Cao asked.

Zhang Han still likes Cao Cao very much, because this is the only historical figure he has seen who speaks normally so far: "But it doesn't hurt to say it!" ”

"Are you the one who assassinated the Son of Heaven?"

Zhang Han: "It's been so long, and Meng De is still struggling?" After finishing the matter, Zhang Han repeated all his experiences to Cao Cao again: "Do you believe it now?" ”

Cao Cao glanced at Zhang Han and smiled slightly: "I believe it!" But he thought to himself - this thing is really not a stupid person, it is very clever! first assassinated the emperor, and then converged on the uprising, seeing that the uprising had no future, he looked for a celebrity and went to the official mansion. Now it's good, it's actually become a wave of people with me!

Zhang Han smiled back, thinking: Nima, laughing so insidiously, you are an idiot! Forget it, if you don't believe it, it's not in the same camp as you anyway, and you have to ask me if you don't do it in the future! Hmph~ Not long after, suddenly everyone heard a loud shout behind the mountain.

Liu Bei, Guan, and Zhang Zongma rushed up to Gaogang to look at it, and saw the defeat of the Han army, and the yellow scarves covered the ground all over the mountains, and the big book "General Tiangong" was written on the flag. If you think about it with your ass, you can know that it must be the guy with the ass on the face who was killed by Zhang Jiao!

Zhang Han asked everyone: "Can you save it?" ”

Guan Guan: "Help!" In this way, I can become famous, and if I slander again, I can leave a strong mark in history! ”

Feifei: "Don't save it!" I'm going to go back and see how much Obawing Toilet Water sells! ”

Zhang Han: "Nima, what are the identities of the two of you?" Have you spoken? While standing. Wait a little longer for the story to continue, and you will interject when you have three bars on your arms! Depend on! ”

Feifei: "Second brother, I'm cold and fierce!" So what should we do now? ”

Guan Guan: "Draw a circle on the ground with my Green Dragon Glaive Knife, and then it's up to you to curse him!" ”

Zhang Han: ""

Cao Cao: "Hmph, save that child?" I'm not going. I had successfully completed the task, and I would definitely have been promoted to a knighthood after returning to the division. If you fail to save Dong Zhuo, you will have nothing! If Dong Zhuo wins, his official position will press me, all the credit will go to him, and I will lose my people. Hey, I'm still back. ”

Zhang Han: "Damn, you deserve to be a traitor, it's only been so many minutes, you have crackled the abacus so much, it seems that when we just met, you reported the name of the other person very loudly." Hey, even if you say so, I, the lord, will definitely not save it! ”

"Fart!" Liu Bei scolded angrily!

Zhang Han turned around in surprise: "Brother, you're fine, right?" Save Dong Zhuo? Not like your style! ”

Liu Bei looked up at the sky and said, "Is this a matter of style?" ”

Zhang Han: "That? You're too tasteful, aren't you? That guy has a butt on his face! ”

Liu Bei replied calmly: "Of course not!" The money Lu Zhi owed me easily sent me away. Lu Zhi owes Dong Zhuo the money but wants to go back to Luoyang to go to prison! Back and forth, I'm so faceless! Now that Dong Zhuo has been killed, if I can save him, hum! Isn't face coming back? ”

After that, he motioned to Guan and Zhang to lead the troops back to Guangzong.

looked at Liu Bei's back: "In history, did you really see Zhuge Liang alive?" But according to your style of doing things, no matter how I look at it, you are a master who pecks at death! That's it, Zhang Han chased Liu Bei and the others.