Chapter XXII: The Interstellar School XXII
Li Yunlong's play, judging from the military standards of the dark elves, is simply nonsense!
The problem is that Agent Coulson, even if he is a little skeptical, like the other students, has no idea what the twists and turns are in!
Besides, if the students know everything, what do they have to come to school to learn? Of course, the school arranges how the students learn!
When it was actually time to do it, Agent Coulson immediately noticed that something was wrong!
Huge quantities, almost infinite magic power, can't wait to rush through the magic guide frenzy!
The spacesuit also functions as a magic device, completely replacing the role that spells and complex magic mudras should play, and completing the magic ritual from the outside.
Agent Coulson is about to cry!
Li Yunlong's memory indoctrination describes all this very simply! To put it mildly, it's like people going to open a microwave oven!
Agent Coulson thought it would be like driving a car at best!
In practice, this is not the case at all! The magic power is provided by the outside in a unified manner, and the quantity is almost infinite, so there is no need to worry about waste!
But at the same time, it also means that if the operator of the magic can't control it, the alien magic won't care how much you need!
If you fall into the lake, it is not a matter of drinking water to quench your thirst, and if you can't get out, you will drown!
Even water, which is praised as the source of life, has such a problem, and it is a dangerous magic in itself, how can it not have such a problem!
Agent Coulson, who practiced magic for the first time, simply does not have the ability to harness this magic!
Not to mention the extravagant hope of completing the life-sharing magic, Agent Coulson can't even stop the influx of mana!
Then, as expected, the magic went viral, and Agent Coulson couldn't even say a word, and was torn to shreds by the magic of the rampage from the inside out!
In the next instant, the magic of the rampage is re-controlled by the school's internal network and incorporated into its own system.
Agent Coulson, who had been torn to shreds, put it back together as if someone had pressed the back button!
For a few seconds, at least from the outside, there was no difference between Agent Coulson and his own failed magic!
The control of the body was once again back in the hands of Agent Coulson, and the excessive impact broke his originally tough nerves, not to mention that he couldn't even stand while walking, and Agent Coulson sat directly on the ground.
Panting and sweating, he didn't need to touch it with his hands, and Agent Coulson knew that he was covered in cold sweat!
However, Agent Coulson's mental quality has been trained for a long time, and after about two or three minutes, Agent Coulson has basically stabilized his mind.
When I looked around, everything was as good as new, as if the misery caused by my failure to practice magic was just my own hallucination!
But Agent Coulson, who has been trained for a long time, can be 100% sure that it is not an illusion!
But now his body has been repaired again! There is not even a trace of the damage in the surrounding environment! As for the flesh and blood that has been splashed out, there is no trace at all!
"This damn magic!" Agent Coulson muttered to himself, almost groaning.
It's a pity that there wasn't much time left for Agent Coulson to rest, but after a while, a majestic voice sounded in Agent Coulson's heart, with irresistible strength, and commanded majestically, "Keep practicing!"
Agent Coulson couldn't resist standing up to carry out the order, and even his thoughts and emotions were forced to give in to this order, and he threw himself wholeheartedly into the second magic practice!
Not surprisingly, a second mana rampage occurred, and the shredded Agent Coulson was easily repaired once again.
Agent Coulson finally understood what Li Yunlong meant! "Danger is not a problem! Survival is a problem!"
I'm sure you're a ghost! This is a magical version of the Immortal Trial! No matter how many times you die, you will be resurrected by Mr. Spectre's magic!
What's worse is that the voice that suddenly rings in my heart! Agent Coulson is 100% sure that it is some kind of magic that controls humanity!
What's bad is that this powerful control magic can control not only the human body, but also the human mind and emotions!
Sure enough, Mr. Ghost's interstellar school pursues the Compulsory Education Law of the ——! The opinions of the students don't matter at all!
The so-called freedom and dignity of human beings are worthless to be trampled on in the face of Mr. Spectre's terrifying and evil magic!
"If those schools on the planet also use this kind of education method, I'm afraid it won't be long before all the teachers will lose their jobs!"
Sure enough, it didn't take long for the order to ring in my heart again, and Agent Coulson did not hesitate to carry out the order and devote himself wholeheartedly to the practice of magic!
In the course of this completely cost-free practice, Agent Coulson's ability to control magic skyrocketed!
It didn't take long to go from tearing yourself to shreds, to breaking yourself in pieces, then to tearing yourself in two, and finally to starting to do your magic!
All this took less than three hours! Sure enough, the potential of human beings is unlimited! If you don't push hard, even you don't know where the bottom line is!
Of course, the specific process was a little scary, Agent Coulson blew up his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, and his limbs and head naturally failed to run, and his facial features were even more severely affected!
After playing, Agent Coulson even had the mood to appreciate his intestines being blown up!
It's just that the interval between breaks is too short, only five minutes! Agent Coulson complained about this for a long time!
The lunch break was a little more relaxed, and in the afternoon Agent Coulson continued to devote himself to the practice of magic under orders!
After experiencing things like twisting yourself into a twist, turning yourself into a slug, turning yourself into a sea urchin...... Wait after the inexplicable failure!
Agent Coulson was able to successfully complete the magic practice before the end of the afternoon class!
Completed today's scheduled lesson an hour early!
Agent Coulson, who finally got the rest time under his control, didn't immediately connect with the Earth side today.
Agent Coulson was thinking about a problem, he should be among the slowest students, and the other students, including Leo Fez, had an age advantage after all, and should have completed their scheduled studies before him!
So did they also learn magic, and did they go through this unspeakable practical training?
Agent Coulson sent a message, which was easily confirmed by Leo Fez! It seems that he is not an exception, all the students have gone through this course!
Then it shouldn't be! For example, this kind of hell-free training, where the trainees can contact the earth, should be in a big uproar all over the world as early as the first day!
Although Agent Coulson himself is mainly in contact with the Earth side for translation, there are some information that should be known, and S.H.I.E.L.D. should not hide it from itself, at least this kind of magical training information should not be hidden from itself!
No matter from the point of view of the educational standards of any school on the earth, Li Yunlong's method of playing is not teaching, it is simply playing with the lives of the students!
Agent Coulson thought about it for a moment, connected directly to the Internet, and ran to the Internet on Earth to search for it.
It turned out that the information about magic training on the Internet was not blocked at all, and not only was there a lot of it!
But this information is not valued at all, but is classified into categories such as gossip and hunting.
Agent Coulson took the time to go through some of them and find out why this information wasn't taken seriously!
The disadvantage of the unification of this information is that there are neither pictures nor videos, and there is no picture and no truth at all! With only a few lines of dry text, how many people can be patient to watch this information in the modern era when even entertainment is pursuing fast food?
In addition, now that the Interstellar School has enrolled the second batch of 1,000 students, the newcomers have broken a lot of new news, and there are pictures and truths!
Agent Coulson tried to search for pictures or videos of himself during the training, but unsurprisingly found that there were none!
Agent Coulson turned on the camera function and practiced magic, only to find that no matter how successful or unsuccessful the video or photo was, it would not be saved at all!
As for the equipment carried by Agent Coulson himself, it was completely forcibly blocked by the internal network of the school during the class hours, and there was no possibility of using it at all!
After discovering that even the hard drive on his smartwatch couldn't hold the photos and videos, Agent Coulson struggled to find the new recruits and convince them to turn on the camera function and perform magic in front of them.
As a result, Agent Coulson received a relentless warning from the school: "Students are not allowed to practice magic in non-designated areas." ”
At the same time, the school's internal network refused to provide magic, and several functional modules on the spacesuit regarding assistance were forcibly closed!
Agent Coulson worked hard in front of the other new students for a long time, not to mention magic, he couldn't even let out a fart!
Note that this is not a glossy, but a description of the facts. The school used it as a school uniform and issued space suits to the students.
The airtightness is very good, although the shape is not beautiful, and there are a lot of bits and pieces, which is not light enough.
But it is indeed very comfortable for the human body, so even in the living area, the students mainly wear school uniforms.
It's just that when they are in the living quarters, the students don't wear gloves and helmets.
When everything went wrong, Agent Coulson, who was in a depressed mood, went back to his room and continued to connect with the earth, working hard to do his promising job as a translator! It was only at this time that Agent Coulson understood what Li Yunlong meant by "full preparation!"