Lin Youde came back from the terrace, and the fox who had finished dancing was already sitting in his place eating fruit.

As soon as he sat down, Lin Youde said to the fox in Chinese: "Send a telegram to Sissi immediately when I go back, saying that I will make her pregnant when I go back, let her wash herself and wait." ”

"Huh?" The fox was stunned, his mouth was wide open and he could almost swallow a watermelon, "Why did you suddenly ......?"

"Because Miss Xia Li thinks that the rumors that Sissi is already mine are rumors, and the evidence is that Sissi is not pregnant."

After Lin Youde finished speaking, the fox slapped the table and laughed.

"Hahahaha, what is this, just because of this, you have to use our confidential department to send a special telegram? It's still such and that content, you're too childish. ”

Lin Youde shrugged.

In fact, he was just touched by Xia Li and didn't know which nerve, so he suddenly wanted to make a joke with Sissi.

"Isn't it funny, I find it funny to think of Sissi's expression when she received the telegram."

"You can't see it. Hey, forget it, I don't have a problem with teasing Sissi a little to deepen her feelings, but Sissi is pitiful enough, and she has to be used by you to wash her so far away. The fox shook his head, and then changed the subject, "It seems that the offensive against Miss Xia Li has been hindered again." ”

"Yes," Lin Youde also shook his head, he snapped his fingers and called the nearby waiter over and asked for a bottle of wine, "Originally, the atmosphere was good when I told jokes, but she seemed to be a little disgusted with Huang Duanzi, and she didn't like my harassing words, so she ate a soft nail, although it looked much better than eating a closed door, but in fact, both were equivalent to no progress." ”

"There is a woman in this world who can withstand ten ......"

"Don't mention that again." Lin Youde decisively stopped.

The fox shrugged, and at this time the wine arrived, and before Lin Youde could make a move, the fox took the wine bottle and began to pour wine for himself and Lin Youde, and continued to say while pouring: "I told you a long time ago, Xia Li's girl is much more difficult to get started with than Sissi, although Sissi looks like she doesn't share the sky with you, but in fact, she herself is very disgusted with the practices of some nobles in the Austro-Hungarian Empire, and she will fight against you just because of the knightly loyalty in her unenlightened head." As she gradually gave up her insistence, you naturally became a substitute for the abandoned knightly loyalty—at least initially, and now, I think Sissi is probably in love. ”

Lin Youde looked at the fox's side face, and he packed the ticket fox here to use "long-term love" as a pun.

I don't know if I guessed what Lin Youde was thinking, the fox continued: "Although a young girl will not be as open-minded as you men, if she thinks that a certain man is not bad, and then rolls the sheets with this man every once in a while, she will have a sense of dependence after a long time." Of course, this is just my personal opinion, but so far I haven't found anything wrong with it. Also, there may be some exceptions, such as the scheming smart woman like me who doesn't. ”

"If you don't boast about it, you'll die."

"Yes, I'm going to die! So let me boast about it, dear! ”

The foxes also fought that no one in the audience could understand Chinese at this time, and they sold as if they were still staying in Sanssouci Palace.

At this time, a young man dressed in typical broad clothes came to the fox, bowed slightly to the fox, and asked politely, "Can you please dance?" ”

"No," the fox smiled at the boy, "I don't like little kids who don't have any hair. ”

Lin Youde looked at the side face of the fox, and he suddenly felt that the blushing child in front of the fox was quite pitiful.

After the boy said goodbye, Lin Youde said to the fox: "You don't have to be so faceless to give other children, maybe it's the first time for people to come to this kind of large-scale dance party." ”

"What's the point of the little brat, he's not as tall as me, you have to look down to see his face when you dance, ah, no, I only see my boobs when I look down......"

The fox continued to fight that no one could understand Chinese, and fiercely complained about the teenager who had just left.

Lin Youde wanted to say a few more words to her, when a group of girls appeared in front of him.

"Mr. Lin, can we have a chat with you?"

Lin Youde glanced at the girls, they all looked good, especially a few of them who were slightly flawed, after getting used to seeing the flawless faces of the gods, Lin Youde felt quite fresh.

"Yes, please be seated, ladies."

The girls looked at each other and smiled, and after sitting down, before Lin Youde could look at their faces one by one, the question offensive began.

The girls seemed to be very interested in the romance of Lin Youde and Viola's meeting, so Lin Youde began to make it up without saying a word. In his mouth, he has become a poet-like literary youth who meets Viola as a landlord on a phoenix-blossoming afternoon.

In fact, there are no phoenixes in Munich at all, but no one cares about that.

When Lin Youde was in the upper grade of elementary school, a hobbit had just become famous, at that time Lin Youde was still a second-year teenager who pursued forced qualifications, and the words of domestic hobbits were still very appetizing to him, and later he became a historical house, and he couldn't see those pretending to be sad words and phrases at all, and he wanted to laugh when he looked up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle or something.

However, other people's things are liked by little girls, so Lin Youde imitated the tune of the great hobbit humanist in the debate team to "tell the sisters of the debate team" about the past.

That's when he did it again.

Obviously, the girls in front of them were very satisfied with this romantic story, and they asked Lin Youde to continue to tell the process of meeting and getting to know the fox.

Before Lin Youde could speak, another person involved in this new story said: "My encounter with Lin is not so romantic, because the story of the two of us started with mutual use." The whole story is full of intrigue and the darkness of human nature is reflected everywhere. ”

After the fox finished speaking, the girls became more interested, and several of their eyes sparkled. It seems that this kind of sadomasochistic story is very marketable in the hearts of girls of any era.

The fox was about to start talking, when the dance floor broke up, and a group of girls came running over and asked curiously, "What are you doing?" After learning that Lin Youde and the fox were about to tell the story of when they met, the new batch of girls also squeezed down on the chairs around Lin Youde and the fox with curious eyes.

Seeing that the audience had increased, the fox was quite happy, with an eager expression on her face, Lin Youde knew that she was going to make a shocking story as soon as she saw her expression.

Sure enough, the fox tells a story reminiscent of Cleopatra and Julius Caesar, and the framework of this classical love masterpiece is stuffed with all kinds of classic elements, from Juliet Romeo to Esmeralda, and she throws everything related to love tragedy into it, for which she also fictionalizes several male characters who don't even have zài. is such a story that looks bloated because of the mixture, and the girls are fascinated by it.

Lin Youde didn't know what expression to make next to him.

And the number of girls gathered was increasing, and several girls simply stood behind the already crowded sofa and listened.

Lin Youde felt the sword-like gaze of the young man at the ball.

Finally, the fox finished.

The girl closest to her hugged her at once, choked up, and said, "Please be happy." ”

"Well, I will." The fox also had tears in his eyes and reached out to hug the innocent girl.

Probably only Lin Youde knew that the fox was holding back a smile at this time.

Because Lin Youde himself is also trying his best not to let himself laugh.

It took a while for the girls to tidy up their love, and at this time, the person who had been sitting next to Lin Youde had a little freckles on his face, but unexpectedly looked at the braided girl who was quite pleasing to the eye and asked Lin Youde: "I heard that when you returned from Turkey triumphantly, you were asked by many German girls?" ”

"yes." Lin Youde nodded, "It's hard to resist the girls' kindness, and I can't help it." ”

"That's ......," the French girl seemed to be thinking.

Lin Youde looked at her and said, "If you want to kiss me, I will never refuse." I'd love to kiss you. ”

"Really?" As she spoke, the girl closed her eyes and raised her chin slightly.

Lin Youde kissed the girl's lips without hesitation, and at the same time, with the cover of his body, he gently pinched the girl's chest with his hand.

After the long kiss, Lin Youde noticed that the girl was wearing an engagement ring on her hand.

Awesome, Lin Youde thought to himself, it feels awesome to eat someone else's fiancée.

He suddenly wanted to create an opportunity for this girl to see his Lin Youde's human cannon.

Then the fox said, "I'll tell Viola." ”

Lin Youde then dismissed his plan to cuckold the unknown French buddy.

Next, he kissed several beautiful French girls, and the girls were all attacked by Lin Youde without exception, but no one expressed disgust.

It seems that the propaganda that the fox helped Lin Youde do in the second dance is still very effective.

In this way, the dance party that was quite pleasant to Lin Youde passed quickly.

And Lin Youde's reputation as the big X demon became louder and louder as time passed.

**

By the way, Potsdam received a telegram from Lin Youde early the next morning, and the telegram really said "I will get Sissi pregnant when I go back, let her wash herself and wait".

Sissi's hands trembled when she got the telegram, and her face turned red as an apple.

After the confidential staff officer left, Sissi threw herself into Viola's arms, buried her face in Viola's arms, and it took a long time for her to recover.

According to Viola's later recollection, when Sissi took a shower that day, she washed very carefully, as if she was on some task.