43, meet the old god stick
Physiognomy? From his previous life to after crossing over, it was the first time that a Taoist priest wanted to see his face. Back then, in later generations, it cost a lot of money to see a face. But now that someone wants to take the initiative to show their faces, this is a bit unusual. Jingwen hasn't realized the feeling of someone showing his face yet!
"You're not a charlatan from somewhere, are you?" Jingwen asked very unceremoniously.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......" The old god stick suddenly couldn't breathe, obviously didn't expect Jingwen to say that.
But the little Taoist priest retorted: "My uncle's physiognomy is unparalleled in the world, and he looked at Du Yan, Wang Yan, and Wei Ting back then, saying that they didn't get to the fifth rank in ten years, and they all succeeded." Later, when my uncle saw them again, he said that they would definitely be in trouble, and now they have all been exiled to Songshan. Uncle Shi also went to see them, but sooner or later they will also get rich. This story is widely circulated, do you think my uncle is not powerful? ”
"Who are Du Yan, Wang Yan, and Wei Ting?" Jingwen asked.
Jingwen still knows about some famous tasks in history, but these three guys don't know who they are. So Jingwen asked very "ignorantly".
"Forget it, there is no need to mention the past, I'll show the donor first!" The old Taoist priest said.
"You don't have to charge, do you?" Jingwen asked again.
The little Taoist priest was completely angry and said, "My uncle has been looking at people for many years, and he hasn't charged yet. In the eyes of my uncle, he would not show others at all without fate. Since Uncle Shi is willing to show you your face, it means that he can afford you! ”
"In that case, let's look at it." Jingwen said, anyway, there is no charge, and Jingwen is happy to take advantage of this small advantage.
The Taoist priest asked Jingwen to do a good job, and then he looked at Jingwen's face seriously, and then made a thinking look. But after a long time, the Taoist priest looked puzzled, as if something surprising was there.
"Donor, can you tell me about your birthday?" The old Taoist priest asked.
Jingwen replied: "I was an orphan since I was a child, and I was picked up and raised by my master, and I don't know my birthday." I didn't have it in my swaddling clothes, so I don't know. ”
"Donor, can you show me your palmistry!" The old Taoist priest continued.
Jingwen habitually stretched out his right hand, but the old Taoist priest said: "Donor, the man is left and the woman is right, you should be the left hand!" ”
Jingwen hadn't heard of this rule, so he withdrew his right hand, and then stretched out his left hand to show the old Taoist priest.
"Huh? Odd! Yuan Tiangang said suspiciously.
"What's so strange about that?" Jingwen asked with concern.
Now it's the old Taoist priest who shows himself palmistry and facelift, so of course Jingwen cares about whether there is any problem with this! If there is something wrong with your palmistry and face, will it affect you? This kind of thinking has been circulating in China for many years, even in the era of the so-called breaking of feudal superstition in later generations, isn't there still many people who are very superstitious? So although Jingwen doesn't believe in religion, he is also worried that this guy will come to some bad conclusions.
"Donor, according to your face, you should be a person who died young, but you are still here?" The old Taoist priest asked.
The corners of Jingwen's mouth twitched, as if he was a little weak in his heart. Because he is a traverser, the body should actually be dead, so he was traversed by himself. But now there is an old Taoist priest who said that his face was a person who died early, which made Jingwen feel a little empty. If this old Taoist priest finds out, what will be the consequences?
"This old thing won't find anything, will it?" Jingwen thought secretly.
"Donor, according to the palmistry shown to you by the poor way, you should be a person who died early, but you are still in this world, so do you have any master to continue your life?" The old Taoist priest asked.
Jingwen suddenly slapped the table and said angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about? Master, I often build bridges and pave roads, and I can honor my parents and teachers, how can I die young? You, an old Taoist priest, are just talking nonsense, believe it or not, I'm going to drive you away? ”
Jingwen said this, in fact, he wanted to cover up his weakness, because he was a traverser and was a little afraid of being discovered. But this old Taoist priest seemed to be getting to the bottom of it, so Jingwen had to find a way to blow them away as soon as possible, so that he could rest assured. If this old Taoist priest is allowed to continue, I'm afraid Jingwen will vomit blood.
"Donor, what I said is true, you'd better ......" The old Taoist priest wanted to say something, but Jingwen immediately stopped him.
"Do you want to say that I am a short-lived person, and if I want to live a long life, I must spend money on you to resolve it? Am I going to pay you to do a ritual for me, and then I can live a long life? Even, maybe you have to donate a lot of wealth to your Taoist temple and let me be a big benefactor? ”
"I sue you, I've seen a lot of liars like you. You are a liar who says everything very strictly, and then you deceive the trust of ordinary people, and then you take the opportunity to get money. I met a lot of such people when I was in the rivers and lakes. That's why I won't listen to your nonsense. ”
The little Taoist priest immediately retorted: "You are talking nonsense, my uncle is not ......"
"Isn't it? Do you say you're not in it for the money? If you had said I, I would have died a long time ago, but why am I still here? So, you're all talking nonsense. Not only am I living a good life now, but I am also the owner of a big restaurant, why do you think I can't live well? And say that I am a person who died young? First of all, you should show yourself, do you have the destiny to make a fortune and become a big official? ”
"Security, get these two sticks out of here!"
Soon, the security guards obeyed Jingwen's order to drive the two guys away.
"What are you doing here? My uncle ......"
But the old Taoist priest stopped the little Taoist priest from saying anything, and went out on his own initiative.
And Jingwen touched the beads of sweat on his head, and then thought to himself: "They are definitely liars, they have to be liars if they are not liars, absolutely!" ”
Jingwen seemed to convince himself that the two Taoist priests were liars, otherwise he might not be able to feel at ease. Jingwen knew that he was a traverser, and he didn't want others to know! In order to comfort himself, Jingwen had to imply that these two guys were liars, absolute liars.