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When Ma Han talked about life with Sister Cai at the foot of the mountain...... Well, when talking about education, Liu Xie, the son of the Han Dynasty, was talking about his illness.

The Son of Heaven said vaguely and vaguely, and several gray-bearded doctors pondered for a long time, and finally figured out the meaning, which was not trivial.

Longyang does not lift, and he is unable to have sex - this is not a trivial matter, but a major matter related to the rivers and mountains of the Han Dynasty!

So the medical history was asked, the examination was checked, and the prescription was turned over, and several imperial doctors were busy.

In fact, the medical history is very clear, and the root cause is that Liu Xie fell into the water from the boat when he fled in Caoyangting, Hongnong, and fell into the cold and biting river, and when he was frozen for a whole moment, his lower body was frostbitten. After that, the whole body was rubbed and heated by the two nobles, but the work was not rubbed...... I think that's the case, that place is the most vulnerable and sensitive place for men, a slight flick of the fingers can make people jump up, who dares to touch it? Not afraid to play badly?

Then Liu Xie woke up, although the place was extremely uncomfortable, but in order to maintain the demeanor of the Son of Heaven, he couldn't rub his eggs in front of everyone like a second-rate son...... As a result of hard carrying, "Longyang" was really frozen. On weekdays, I only feel unwell, but when I finally use it, I realize that Longyang has become a soft little snake......

The cause was found, but it was tricky to treat. The doctors discussed for a long time and prescribed several prescriptions. The Son of Heaven took the medicine as prescribed. Ben pointed that it would get better in three or five days, but most of the months passed, and there was no reaction at all. Liu Xie, who has always been mild-tempered, was furious, scolded quacks, and almost cut people.

Fu Wan, who heard the news, hurriedly dissuaded him and recommended a miracle doctor to the Son of Heaven.

Who? The famous Huatuo!

Hua Tuo has been traveling all over the world before, and everywhere he goes, he has left behind the legend of his wonderful hands and benevolence, especially the miraculous medical skills of dissection and ulcer removal and rebirth of sewing. It also made his name as a miracle doctor spread all over the country. Sanfu turmoil, Guanzhong drought, natural and man-made disasters, and many people died. This has always been the focus of Huashen Doctor. When the news of the reconstruction of Luoyang came, Huatuo traveled here, and there was an endless stream of people seeking medical treatment, both rich and poor. Huatuo treats everyone equally, and treats those who have no money to seek medical treatment. Not only free clinics, but also decoctions. Benevolence and medical skills, all three auxiliaries are heard.

If the Son of Heaven does not raise it, this matter is related to the national system. The doctors didn't dare to spread the word, and Fu Wan got the news from his daughter.

The Fu Mansion was completed, and the queen deliberately went out of the palace to recognize the family, which is understandable. The Queen's biological mother. Liu Hua, the eldest princess of Yang'an, is the master who gave birth to seven babies and has rich experience. After three chases and two questions, he pried out this amazing news from his daughter's mouth, and he was stupid on the spot. The mother and daughter hugged their heads and cried for a long time, and finally the matter was stabbed there.

As soon as he heard this, he jumped up - the emperor's father-in-law is not enough, and he is still waiting to be the emperor's grandfather. How can he be so good? So he immediately called for a miracle doctor.

Before Hua Tuo entered the palace, he didn't know what disease the Son of Heaven was suffering from, and when he met the Son of Heaven, Xiao Huangmen said it on the side, and Hua Tuo's gray eyebrows wrinkled.

Hua Tuo has been involved in both internal and external gynecology and pediatrics, especially in surgery, but only in andrology...... It is a problem for any famous doctor in this era. What's more, he is not an imperial doctor, and he can't check the dragon root of the Son of Heaven at will, and the four basic steps of looking, smelling, asking, and cutting can't do the first one.

However, the divine doctor is the divine doctor, although he can't see the real thing, but Hua Tuo judged from the cause that the Son of Heaven is afraid that this disease is not easy to treat.

Liu Xie's illness, in modern times, is an organic injury. It is mainly due to long-term hypothermia damage and fright, coupled with untimely treatment after the incident, resulting in ischemia, circulatory disorders, and vas deferens injury. And this kind of organic damage, if it is prolonged, will seriously affect the psychology, causing both organic and psychological damage......

In the Three Kingdoms era at the end of the Han Dynasty, two epoch-making famous doctors appeared, that is, Hua Tuo and Zhang Zhongjing. Prior to this, Chinese medicine had been stagnant for a long time, and many common and frequent diseases in the Song and Ming dynasties were still incurable diseases at this time.

Liu Xie's words are not big, but small problems are naturally one of the incurable diseases. Since he fell into the water, it has actually dragged on for more than half a year, and the situation is very bad.

No matter how magical Huatuo is, it is impossible to cover the whole body. What internal and external women and children, genitourinary, hepatobiliary, gastrointestinal, eye, ear, mouth and nose and other subjects, but there is a specialty, that is, good medicine; If you are good at two or three things, you are a famous doctor; Knowing half of them is a miracle doctor; All proficient ...... It seems that since ancient times, there have been no such cattle people.

Huatuo is famous for its orthopedic surgery, and in traditional Chinese medicine, which is mainly based on internal medicine, it is definitely an outlier, and it is impossible to call it magical in ancient times. However, he is really not an old military doctor, and he will never dare to pat his chest to ensure that the Son of Heaven can regain his strength.

The Son of Heaven was very disappointed.

I was disappointed.

Huatuo is a pity.

In the end, Hua Tuo also left only one prescription and retreated.

Liu Xie grabbed the prescription and looked at it a few times, a layer of green gas appeared on his face, and he tore the prescription apart with two of the three handfuls, and threw it to the ground: "What kind of miracle doctor, I can't cure me, and I don't even deserve to be a doctor!" ”

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Liu Xie walked to the harem angrily, greeted Queen Fu and Gong E, and saluted together, calling His Majesty Xià Wan'an.

Since that night he was embarrassed and angry, and he lost his temper and beat the queen, Liu Xie regretted it afterwards. Since he was nine years old, he has been attached to Queen Fu, and he regarded her as his eldest sister. On weekdays, there is very little scolding, let alone doing it. But that night, not to mention the Son of Heaven, he was an ordinary man, and it was difficult not to get angry when his dignity was hurt by this journey. Undoubtedly, the only "eyewitness" present became his punching bag.

Since that night, Liu Xie has never stepped into the pepper room, nor has he called the queen to sleep. On the one hand, I feel that I can't stand the queen, and on the other hand, I have no face to see each other - if a man can't do it in this regard, even if he is the son of heaven, he can't be tough.

Empress Fu had obviously received guidance from her mother, and with the usual smile on her face, there was nothing out of the ordeal. Greet the emperor and invite the emperor to the harem garden to enjoy the cool weather.

Perhaps because of his guilt, Liu Xie did not refuse. So the emperor and the empress went to the imperial garden together, followed by a large group of palace eunuchs, who looked quite harmonious.

It's a pity that this beautiful and harmonious artistic conception only lasted for half an hour, and it was shattered by a palace maid's report: "Your Majesty, it's time to take medicine." ”

It's really a pot that can't be opened. The festival that I finally picked up was shattered again in an instant. The Son of Heaven brushed his sleeves away, and the queen remained motionless, crying.

The palace maid stood stupidly, dazed.

I don't take the medicine prescribed by Hua Tuo, but the medicine prescribed by the doctors must be eaten, although there is no curative effect, it is also a psychological comfort, isn't it?

Liu Xie's face was gloomy. Returning to the harem of the Chongde Palace, drinking and retiring the attendants, there was no one around, and the fifteen-year-old boy finally couldn't bear the pressure. threw himself on the dragon couch and cried loudly. I don't know how long it took, there was a call outside: "Your Majesty, please take the decoction for the concubine." ”

Concubines? Who is it? Liu Xie's first thought was the queen. Listen closely, but it doesn't look like it. Wipe away your tears and get up and straighten the beam. Straighten out his clothes, pinch his sore throat, and cough a few times before letting Xiao Huangmen Xuan come in.

A girl who was obviously dressed up, holding a vermilion tray with a green jade cup on it, shook it gently, and entered the lotus.

Dong Guiren?!

Liu Xie was surprised: "How can Aiqing be allowed to do the matter of entering the decoction?" What about Gong'e? ”

Dong Guiren smiled: "The duty of a concubine is to serve His Majesty, what's wrong?" As he spoke, he entered with his socks on and placed the tray on the table.

At this time, a lieutenant took a small cup according to the custom, scooped out a small spoon of the decoction in the green jade cup, tasted it, signaled that it was okay, and then retreated.

Originally, Dong Cheng and Fu Wan had been fighting openly and secretly, fighting for the first position of this relative. After finishing the roots, the seedlings are red, and the royal family is close to each other; And Dong Chenger holds military power, and his waist is stiff and stiff. However, when the horse was killed, everyone saw that there was no play. After that, Dong Cheng died "accidentally", Ma Han rose strongly, and he didn't dare to fight after the end.

As soon as the backer falls, Dong Guiren's life will not be easy, she is the product of a political marriage, and her appearance is not as good as that of Queen Fu, and her relationship with the Son of Heaven is even worse, and she can't fight no matter what. At the moment, I just hope to get a little favor, so that I can survive in this treacherous harem.

After serving Liu Xie and drinking the decoction, Dong Guiren saw that the Son of Heaven's eyes were slightly swollen and his eyes were bloodshot, thinking that it was because of his work on state affairs. Immediately turned behind Liu Xie, stretched out his slender ten fingers, and massaged Liu Xie's two foreheads.

Liu Xie closed his eyes, leaned his head between the soft twin peaks, and gradually, he only felt a slight heat in his lower abdomen, and couldn't help but open his eyes, and when he saw the ten fingers coated with dankou, he suddenly became hot, turned around and stretched his arms to take Dong Guiren into his arms.

Dong Guiren "sighed", and his heart was filled with joy.

Liu Xie's drinking of this decoction already has some aphrodisiac ingredients, such as Chinese herbs such as "Epimedium Huo". The doctors hope to use this to stimulate the Son of Heaven and regain his strength.

Well, it seems that there are signs of it.

In the emotional place, Dong Guiren's slender hand coated with Dankou bravely reached into Liu Xie's hem, and Ying Ying shook it-

Liu Xie's half-squinted eyes widened, his eyes were full of shame, and he suddenly pushed the person in his arms fiercely.

"Bang-ahh Dong Guiren was defenseless, he was pushed out on his back, the back of his head hit the case hard, the green jade cup was shattered, and the residue of the medicine was splashed all over the ground.

"Your Majesty ......" Dong Guiren covered his head, tears fell like rain, his face was like ashes, and he fell from heaven to hell, but that's it.

Hearing this, the attendants who rushed in were about to be comforted, when they were suddenly shocked to find that the Son of Heaven had taken his sword from the wall and unsheathed it.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty Xià......" The attendants, including Dong Guiren, were stunned and speechless.

Fortunately, the Son of Heaven just grabbed the door with his sword and didn't do anything scary.

In the imperial garden of the harem, Liu Xie did not pity the sword in his hand, and slashed at a big hugging tree like crazy, the bark flew all over the place, and the scars were vertical and horizontal.

The attendants stood far away, their faces full of fear, and no one dared to come.

At this moment, a small yellow door came from afar, panting, and before he could figure out the situation, he called: "Your Majesty, the ...... of great joy" The voice stopped abruptly.

Liu Xie stopped suddenly, his chest rose and fell sharply, and he slowly turned around, with an expression on his face like a cannibal: "You say...... What a big joy? If not...... I can't make it feel like a happy event, so you just wait for the funeral. ”

Xiao Huangmen really wanted to slap himself in the mouth, but the matter had come to this point, so he could only tremble and say: "Outside the palace, here...... There was a master who had attained enlightenment from Longhu Mountain, claiming to be ...... Claiming to be guided by the Emperor of Heaven, he has come to solve problems for His Majesty Xià ......" (to be continued......