Chapter 64, call me uncle
Li Dang carried the human meat dumplings and approached Cai Jing's bedroom.
If Cai Jing's study is more like a torture hall, then Cai Jing's bedroom is like a study.
Li dared to click a little bit of window paper and look inside.
We found our talented Cai Jing practicing calligraphy, dressed in loose casual clothes, with his hair loosened on top and draped behind him, his wrists hanging high, and his pen flying.
However, Cai Jing's method of practicing calligraphy is somewhat unusual, he does not practice on paper, he does not write on the wall, nor does he write on the wood of the door panel, he writes on the human body, and practices calligraphy on a naked human body.
There was a woman lying in front of Cai Jing, although Li Dang couldn't see the woman's appearance from a distance, but Li Dang guessed that it was the woman he had just followed, because Li Dang saw that the green clothes that the woman was still wearing just now were already piled on the ground at this time.
The woman was lying on a bookcase, and Cai Jing was using the brush in her hand to inscribe poems on the woman's body.
The long edge of the brush is sometimes stagnant, sometimes agile, gently skimming the sensitive parts of the woman's body, teasing the woman to let out a burst of groans ~ soul moans.
"All things are born in heaven and earth, and prosperity and decay are all grand ......"
Cai Jing shook his head and recited poetry.
The woman's voice grew louder and louder, and she writhed her limbs, setting off waves of snow-white flesh.
Cai Jing's voice became softer and softer, and he suddenly leaned down, stuck out his tongue, and slowly licked it on the woman's body.
Li Dare saw clearly that Cai Jing did not use ink to practice calligraphy, he used a special fragrant milk. The milky white fragrant milk, applied to the woman's carcass, had a faint golden light, and I didn't know what it would taste like when I licked it.
Cai Jing licked the fragrant milk he had applied to the woman with a brush, and at the same time neatly removed his clothes......
Li Dang couldn't stand it anymore, he lifted the meat dumpling and gently bumped it on the window lattice.
"Who?"
Cai Jing raised his head vigilantly, he couldn't figure out who would disturb him at this time. He had repeatedly ordered that no one should be allowed to come near his bedroom after nightfall without his orders.
"Me!"
Li Kang's voice was a little hoarse, he pushed open the window, and carried the meat dumplings through the window. This meat dumpling should weigh fifty or sixty pounds, Li Dare entered through the window, one is to show his light figure, and the other is to show his arm strength.
Give somebody a taste of his own medicine!
The last time Cai Jing interrogated Li Kang, didn't he take out a moral article to intimidate Li Kang, and Li Kang also had to show his muscle strength to intimidate Cai Jing at this time.
"Who is Your Excellency?" Cai Jing asked Li Kang.
At this time, Li Dang had a dull mask on his face, where could Cai Jing recognize it. However, Cai Jing did not panic, he actually glanced at Li Dang coldly, and Shi Shiran put on the clothes he had taken off.
"Ahh
The woman on the bookcase screamed, she pulled out a piece of large-leaf bamboo paper, protected the key parts of her body, stood up, hid behind Cai Jing, and looked at the meat dumplings and the bright long sword in Li Kang's hand with a pair of frightened eyes.
"Shh
Li Dang smiled lightly, but the mask on his face had no expression, and he still said in a hoarse voice: "Don't be too loud, don't wake up this sword in the uncle's hand." ”
The woman looked at the sword in Li Gan's hand again, covering her mouth with both hands, but the large-leaf bamboo paper fell, revealing her choppy body.
"What the hell are you going to do?"
Cai Jing used his body to block the woman's body, but at the same time, he tightly held one of the woman's hands, he was not pitiful to the jade, as long as Li dared to attack, he would pull the woman as a human shield.
"It's okay, I just want to come over and talk to Lord Fu Yin."
Li Dang stuffed the human meat dumplings in his hand into a chair, pulled over another chair himself, and sat down with Erlang's legs crossed.
"You, what are you going to do with Yu'er?"
It wasn't until this time that Cai Jing recognized that the meat dumplings in Li Kang's hand turned out to be his son Cai You. He saw Li Kang sitting down, the long sword in his hand still on Cai You's body, and he didn't know what Li Kang's true intentions were.
"It's nothing, just come and sit, ask a few words and go." Li Dang said in a low voice, "This little boy will be noisy, so I plugged his mouth, uncle!" ”
"You, what are you really talking to the child, or let you go, Cai will talk to you!" Cai Jing listened to the meaning of Li Kang's words and would not hurt people, and his heart was much calmer.
"Call uncle! Don't want you, you, you! Li dared to say.
"Uncle?" Cai Jing asked.
"Yes, call me uncle, otherwise I will be angry, uncle, and I may have to wash Kaifeng Mansion in blood!"
Cai Jing shook his head and didn't call, he didn't believe that Li Dang wanted to wash Kaifeng Mansion in blood alone, the more Li Dang pretended, the more calm he became, he felt that he was a dignified third-grade official, how could he casually call a subordinate uncle who seemed to be very ordinary.
Cai Jing saw Li Dang's subordinate's outfit, and thought in his heart that he was usually too harsh on which subordinate, or that his son Cai You had forced his subordinate to be anxious, so he wanted to take revenge on himself.
"Call Uncle!" Li Kang's tone was a little harsh.
Cai Jing still shook his head, still very slowly, and he stared at Li Kang's eyes tightly, trying to read some fear or something else from Li Kang's eyes. But he was disappointed, Li Kang's eyes were empty and nothing.
"Hurry up and call uncle, otherwise uncle, I will open a few more openings on you, and see if your mouth is called first, or those mouths are called first!"
"Uncle, can you let the concubine wear the clothes on the ground?" The woman behind Cai Jing called first.
"Good girl, little lady, don't wear it, or I'll let Lord Fu Yin be honest with you."
Li Dang raised his long sword, stood up, and slowly paced in front of Cai Jing, and he lightly gestured with the tip of the sword on Cai Jing's clothes.
In an instant, Cai Jing's clothes turned into pieces of cloth and fell down piece by piece. Cai Jing didn't wear ** obscene pants originally, and as soon as the cloth fell, he revealed his middle-aged figure that had begun to gain weight slightly.
Cai Jing was still shocked at this time, how did he know that Li Dang's predecessor was a scalpel, and he usually did a surgical operation, which required him to grasp his wrist strength and use the knife accurately.
Li Dang's swords just now were not light or heavy, they had just cut through his clothes, but they did not hurt Cai Jing's skin at all, in Cai Jing's opinion, this was a wonderful martial art.
At this time, Cai Jing would no longer think that Li Dang was an angry family member in his house.
The woman was completely stunned when she saw Li Kang's long sword dangling in front of her eyes, and she collapsed to the ground.
"Call me uncle!"
Li Dare used the tip of his sword to shake out one plum blossom after another in front of Cai Jing.
"The fortune of the four seasons is infinitely changing, and the meaning of the world's articles is the first."
Li Dang recited the second half of the two lines of the poem that Cai Jing had just recited on the woman. Cai Jing was completely stunned, could this unattractive person in front of him have the ability to read minds.
You know, these four sentences just now are the inspiration that Cai Jing just found in a woman's body, he recited the first two sentences, and the next two sentences just emerged in his heart, and he couldn't hold himself anymore, so he wanted to untie his clothes, but he didn't expect Li Dang to recite the second half of his chapter.