Chapter 5 Borrowing the Dragon's Claw
Guocheng followed Wang Chengen to a room, and when he looked up, there was a plaque hanging on it, with two big characters on it: bathhouse.
Wang Chengen diligently pushed open the door, Guocheng saw that there was a 7-foot square wooden bathtub inside, and said in his heart: "Wow, these bald donkeys will really enjoy it." Such a big bathtub, all caught up with the pool. ”
The wooden basin was filled with water, Guocheng tested the water temperature, it was neither lukewarm nor hot, it was just right, knowing that this must be prepared by Wang Chengen, it seems that he is really good at waiting for people, no wonder he has been favored by Chongzhen. Guocheng took off his clothes and submerged his body in the water little by little - he had just suffered a loss in the morning, but he didn't dare to jump around. The water is not deep, about two feet. For Guocheng, this is a very embarrassing size, sitting and washing, his head and face are soaked in water, and there is no disaster; Standing and washing, half of the body is outside, ice and fire are two heavens. Guocheng thought a little helplessly, do you want to wash the horse step?
Wang Chengen saw that Guocheng was a little hesitant, so he handed over a small bench and said, "Sit on the pestle and wash it." Guocheng was about to say thanks, but when he saw Wang Chengen staring at his bird with burning eyes, he thought, isn't this a little **, so he quickly sat down on the inside of the bathtub to wash.
Although the fog was steaming, Wang Chengen still saw Guocheng's bird clearly and knew that he was not a little eunuch in the palace. But also, if the little eunuch has this kind of means, it is not enough to rush to cure the emperor and grandson, and make a big slap of Emperor Wanli. You must know that it is not easy to get ahead in the palace, eunuchs like to study some conspiracies and tricks when they have nothing to do, everyone is treacherous, everyone is a human spirit, and it is basically impossible to rise step by step. Where did Guocheng come from, and how did you see that I was Wang Chengen?
"Little brother Guocheng, how did you come in, I've been praying at the door, why didn't I see you?"
"Well, I came in through the dog hole."
"Oh?"
After Guocheng revealed his identity as Wang Chengen, this eunuch was a little wary of himself, which made him feel bitter in his heart, blaming himself for being outspoken, and relying on his knowledge of some Ming history to make a lot of nonsense. Do you know how the prophet died? "Spoiler" on the West, oh my God. Although Wang Chengen is Chongzhen's loyal minister, he also has the common problems of eunuchs, stingy, greedy, and vicious. Although he didn't want to mix in the court and didn't want to be the funeral object of the Ming Dynasty, it didn't mean that he could be convicted of this eunuch who was later the world's most powerful eunuch. After all, it's not pleasant for someone to think about you at the court.
Guocheng's mind is turning, how can he dispel his suspicions. The current emperor is Wanli, the prince of the East Palace is Zhu Changluo, the grandson of the East Palace is Zhu Youxiao, and the grandson of the emperor is Zhu Youzhen. According to common sense, Zhu Youzhen will be crowned the king of Fan in the future, although he has no worries about food and clothing, but he has no soldiers and no power. Wang Chengen is Zhu Youzhen's confidant, so naturally he will follow along. , it can be said that no one in the whole world will be optimistic about them now. Wang Chengen followed Zhu Youzhen, although it was due to the family affection that he had cultivated over the years, it was also related to being excluded. By the way, you can use the fat and thin two eunuchs. Since the two of them hate Li Jinzhong, they must belong to the same department as Li Jinzhong, and they are enemies together. Li Jinzhong relied on Zhu Youxiao's family, so it can be seen that he is a member of the Prince's East Palace. And Wang Chengen is now also in the East Palace of the Prince, and there must be contradictions with these two eunuchs. Before Guocheng was reincarnated, he was a person who couldn't rub sand in his eyes, and he would repay him, this time he had the opportunity to frame the enemy, and he didn't frame him to death.
"Although I am a beggar, I also know how to learn literature and martial arts, and sell goods to the emperor's family. The kid saw how to treat anorexia in a broken book, and unveiled the emperor's list in the city, and originally wanted to enter the palace to treat the emperor's grandson, "Guocheng knows the skill of telling lies, all of them are false, and they will be recognized by others, if they tell nine truths and add a lie, it will be difficult to be recognized," but I am now followed by two people, one is slightly fat, the other is slightly thin, with a white face and no beard, and it seems to be the father-in-law in the palace. Seeing that I unveiled the emperor's list, a fierce light appeared in the eyes of the two of them......"
Wang Chengen couldn't help but interject when he heard this: "Does the thin man have thin and long eyes, and does the fat man squint?" ”
As soon as Guocheng heard that what he said matched the appearance of the two eunuchs, he casually echoed and described the appearance and clothing of the two eunuchs in detail.
"It's them, but what about later?"
"Later, I didn't dare to admit that I unveiled the emperor's list, and quarreled with the two soldiers who watched the list. When the soldiers saw that I was young, they let me go. I thought the two of them would let me go when they saw that I didn't unveil the list. I don't know if I was caught by them. They asked me why I was unveiled, and I didn't dare admit it. They threatened to send me to Liu Yidao to cut off Xiao **. I just said that I have an ancestral secret recipe that can cure the illness of the emperor and grandson. When they heard this, they were shocked and said that if the emperor and grandson were cured, then Wang Chengen would live. When I heard this, I knew that they were going to hurt me next, and I slipped away. They refused to let me go, and chased after me until they reached the outside of the temple. I got into a hole in the wall. These two people still refused to give up, and actually wanted to climb the wall to come, but they lost the emperor and grandson Tianzong heroes, and shouted loudly, which actually scared them away. ”
While listening, Wang Chengen gritted his teeth and "gurgled": "These two dog thieves, these two dog thieves!" Hearing this, he couldn't help but sweat profusely. Although the emperor's grandson did not hug him as the emperor went out on patrol, he also took sufficient protection measures. The back hall of the temple was blocked, and the emperor and grandson were accompanied by palace maids and eunuchs. However, the emperor was irritable and drove everyone away, and even he could only wait outside. Unexpectedly, there was a dog hole hidden in the weeds in the backyard, and it almost didn't cause a catastrophe. But fortunately, this little miracle doctor was introduced, otherwise the emperor's illness would not have been delayed.
"By the way, where is this, doesn't the emperor and grandson live in the inner courtyard of the deep palace, how can he live here?" Guocheng saw that Wang Chengen's suspicion of himself was greatly reduced, and his heart was at ease, and he began to inquire curiously about the secrets of the royal family. Obediently knock, this is a secret that has not been recorded in history, if you don't inquire, how can you be worthy of your gossip heart from the 21st century.
"This is Yushoji Temple. The emperor and grandson have not been happy to eat since May, and in June they stopped eating at all, relying on ginseng soup to hang. The palace was suspicious of the evil spirit, and ordered me to bring the emperor and grandson to the temple to pray for blessings, and lived in the temple for two days and two nights. ”
"Where do I know how to heal, I just saw a home remedy from the broken book." Guocheng is rare and modest. In fact, Zhu Youzhen should not be sick, but he is just depressed and has a bad appetite. The imperial doctor of the Tai Hospital saw that the emperor and grandson were sick, and blindly took medicine, and Zhu Youzhen's stomach was completely occupied by the medicinal juice, so how could he still hold anything. When he came to Xizhao Temple, the medicine stopped, and his stomach was naturally empty, and he competed with him for food, so of course he ate deliciously.
"I don't know if that ancient book is still on Guocheng Gongzi, can you lend it to our family." In fact, Wang Chengen had already secretly searched the clothes that Guocheng had taken off, but he didn't find anything except the dirt on his hands.
"Alas, when I was a child, I was not sensible, and I didn't know where to throw the book for a long time." Guocheng said angrily, and deliberately coughed, as if he was very old now.
Wang Chengen was angry and funny, and said: "Guocheng Gongzi, please wash it slowly, and our family will find clothes for you." ”
Guocheng was sitting on the small bench and washing happily, when he suddenly heard the door "squeak" open, and then a small head poked in, followed by a small body squeezing in.
Zhu Youzhen walked in and said with a smile: "Brother Guocheng, I know you don't have clothes, I'll lend you my clothes to wear." ”
As he spoke, he put the clothes he was holding in his hand by the bath. Seeing the basin full of water, Zhu Youzhen suddenly became playful: "I will also wash together." ”
As he spoke, he quickly took off his clothes, which was three points faster than the undressing of the crayon Xiaoxin in later generations. It's really embarrassing for Zhu Youjian, the clothes he wears are Hanfu, which is much more complicated than the clothes of later generations.
"Here comes the big rock!" Zhu Youzhen jumped into the basin with a "bang".
The water splashed in the pot, and Guocheng was splashed coldly. Guocheng took advantage of Zhu Youzhen's just entering the water, pushed forward with both hands, splashed wave after wave of water on Zhu Youzhen, and shouted: "Look at my water cannon." ”
Zhu Youzhen was not to be outdone, he kept pumping water with both hands, and kept shouting: "Look at my bird." ”
The two had a water fight. Speaking of Guocheng, he was an adult in his previous life, but what is interesting is that he took away the child's body after crossing over, although his mind has not changed, he is very playful, and he has a very good temper with Zhu Youzhen. If Zhu Youzhen wasn't the unlucky emperor, he really wanted to be good friends with him.
"Forget it, when I see Emperor Wanli and receive the reward, I will leave Beijing and go to Jiangning to exhibit, and strive to become a rich man before the Qing soldiers enter the customs, and then emigrate." Guocheng was tired of playing, lying on the side of the basin, resting and thinking.
"Brother Guocheng, what are you thinking?" Zhu Youzhen asked while rubbing soap on his body.
"Go to Jiangning." Guocheng replied casually.
Zhu Youjian shook his hand, and the soap slid into the water: "Brother Guocheng, don't go, okay?" Ah Jian is so pitiful, he has no mother and no friends. Don't go, stay with me. When I am crowned king, I will hand over the inner treasury to you, and you can take as much as you want. I can also promote you to an official, and I can make you a long history. I'll give you what you want, don't go, okay. ”
Zhu Youzhen cried as he spoke, wiping his eyes with the back of his hand. He was rubbing soap, and there were soap bubbles on his hands, and now the soap got into his eyes, and he cried even harder. Guocheng really wanted to slap himself a few times, and he only said three points when he met people, how could he tell Zhu Youzhen about his plans. Well, it made him cry. If Wang Chengen sees it, with his posture of loyally protecting the Lord, he has to fight with himself.
Guocheng hurriedly wiped Zhu Youzhen's face with a cotton towel, and comforted him softly: "Okay, okay, can I not go?" ”
When Zhu Youzhen heard this, he stopped crying and asked, "Really?" ”
"Really, really, more really, more authentically than skullcap." This sentence comes from Zengguang Xianwen: Skullcap is not fake, and Awei is not true.
Zhu Youzhen was overjoyed when he heard this, and began to wash again. After a while, he was a little uneasy and asked, "Really?" ”
"Really!"
After a while.
"Really?"
"Really!"
After such a few times, Guocheng was a little annoyed, and threatened that it would be fake to ask again, so that he could be at peace.
Guocheng washed the front, but now the back can't be washed, apply soap to the cotton towel, wipe the cotton towel back and forth on the back, wipe the back slippery, and feel even dirtier. He misses the towel of the future. It's decided, in the future, we must make towels and toothbrushes to make the whole Daming clean.
After wiping for a long time, Guo Cheng couldn't help it, and said to Zhu Youzhen: "Ah Jian, borrow the dragon's claw." ”
Zhu Youzhen was stunned when he raised his hand: "I heard the Ouchi guards say that the five-shaped fist has a dragon shape, a snake shape, a tiger shape, a leopard shape, and a crane shape, but I haven't learned the dragon shape, what shape should this dragon claw be?" ”
Guocheng said: "It is said that the prince is the son of the dragon and the grandson of the dragon, since he is the son of the dragon and the grandson of the dragon, the hand is naturally the dragon's claw." Lend me your hand for it. ”
"Oh, do you want me to use the Tickle Dragon Claw Hand." As he spoke, Zhu Youzhen reached out to scratch his waist, Guocheng flashed to the side, and scratched Zhu Youzhen with his backhand, and the two of them fell into the water together, laughing together.
Guocheng said: "I can't wash it on my back, you can help me wash it." ”
Zhu Youzhen answered, picked up soap and applied it carefully to Guocheng's back, and then scrubbed him vigorously with a cotton towel.
"How dare you let the imperial grandson wipe your back?" A shrill shout rang out in the doorway. Guocheng turned his head to see that Wang Chengen had come in, holding a bag of clothes in his right hand and pointing at himself with his left hand and questioning loudly.
"Ann, Ann. I'm good friends with Ah Jian, I wiped his back, he wiped my back, it's okay. ”
Zhu Youzhen also said: "Brother Guocheng's back can't be wiped by himself, I'll help him wipe it, it's okay." ”
When Wang Chengen heard Zhu Youzhen say this, he had no choice but to mumble softly: "There are palace maids and eunuchs outside, just ask them to wash them, why do you want the emperor to do it himself." ”
Guocheng smiled and said: "Only by washing in this way can you wash out the friendship of brothers." Ah Jian, turn around, I'll help you wipe your back. ”
Wang Chengen wanted to accuse Guocheng of arrogance and call the emperor and grandson brothers, but thinking that they had already called "Brother Guocheng" and "Ah Jian", Zhu Youzhen also showed a rare smile on his face, and he no longer splashed their cold water, not to mention, if he wanted to pour it, Zhu Youzhen had to listen to it.
After a while, the two finally finished taking a bath, and when they saw the clothes on the ground, they were soaked in water and couldn't wear them, but fortunately, Wang Chengen sent clothes, otherwise the two of them really couldn't go out.
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