In the eyes of the rich man, this county lord not only does not know how to raise and does not know how to be sophisticated, but also is quite a scoundrel for money. Who are you and the rich man of the land, and can you let them be slaughtered? It's really self-inflicted and you can't live, this is your own death, and you can't complain about others!

One day, the county magistrate took the master and two catchers to the town of Beauty Valley to inspect, and the people were like seeing a rat crossing the street, eager to beat him to death, cook him, swallow it, and excrete it.

The mayor of Beauty Valley Town is an old man, about sixty miles away, he is an anxious man, he can't hide the matter, he actually said to the county master: "Lord Qiyu, the people of Beauty Valley Town welcome the adults to inspect, but they can't afford to hold a golden banquet, how is this good, I hope the adults will make it clear!" ”

The county magistrate is not angry, who can not understand the meaning of the provocation?

"Don't worry about the mayor, we'll take care of it ourselves!" After the county magistrate replied to the mayor, he said to the catcher, "Wait until you go pick some wild vegetables, you are tired of eating the delicacies of the mountains and seas in this county, so you can eat this, let the restaurant cook it, and put less oil!" ”

Catching fast is in a daze, beating a drum in his heart, serving adults for a few days, I have never seen adults enjoy the delicacies of the mountains and seas, is it so thorough to avoid outsiders?

When I arrived at the beauty stream, there were wild vegetables, two catchers sat down and gossiped, and one caught quickly: "Strange, Mrs.'s personal maid is also the chef of the adult's family, I have seen her buy vegetables in the vegetable market, I have not seen the market vegetables, once, I saw her passing by the sea cucumber shop, I took the sea cucumber to tell him, buy it back and make up for the adult!" ”

"Guess what she said!" The other catcher was looking forward to it, but did not answer, and the catcher said, "She runs faster than a rabbit, how can a worm eat it!" ”

Another catcher smiled happily: "Soil buns, I don't even know sea cucumbers, where do adults eat delicacies from the mountains and seas!" ”

Maybe the restaurant that Brother Wu Gong and Jiao'er went to was the best restaurant in town, and the chef who didn't want to talk about family affairs was not a fuel-efficient lamp. His temper is not small, when watching the little handyman wash wild vegetables, he said: "It's too sarcastic for our restaurant, the boss actually agreed to cook pig food, and I have become a pig farmer!" ”

While cooking wild vegetables, the chef asked the boss, "Is it a dish or a staple dish?" ”

"Of course it's a dish!" The boss is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and replied, "If it is a staple food, then it has really become pig food!" The people are short of oil and water, and the county lord is too much oil and water. ”

The county magistrate and his party came to the restaurant. The chef fished out the wild vegetables, mixed them with condiments, and brought them to the table. And the catcher and the master are more like the county master, and they can't eat it at all.

After eating half a plate, the county magistrate asked, "Where is the staple food of this county?" ”

When the restaurant owner ordered to eat, the county magistrate said, "Definitely! It's good to boil the wild vegetables, and the rice is tired of eating it early! ”

The chef said angrily: "The wild vegetables sent by the adults are all on the plate." What to do? ”

"It's okay, just cook it." The county magistrate said with a pleasant face, "I'm troublesome master!" ”

I don't know what it tastes like to mix wild vegetables and boil them, but the county master eats them with relish. And those who accompany him are difficult to swallow.

As a result, the richness of the versions of the legend of the county lord in Beauty Valley Town can be imagined, but the most typical are the two versions that are completely similar, one is to deceive the world and steal the name. One is to release smoke bombs for the sake of money.

The rich man hated the county lord, so naturally he would not show his face, so he wanted to invite the county lord to eat delicacies from the mountains and seas. That's impossible, he can't wait to treat the county master as a delicacies of the mountains and seas!

Coming out of the restaurant, the group headed towards the Valley of Beauty, the road was steep and difficult, the county master could still insist on walking, but his entourage could not move, of course the county master knew the reason, the gentleman did not fight hungry soldiers, the county master asked them to go back to the restaurant to have a full meal, he slowly went up the mountain alone, and let them come to meet after dinner.

Back at the restaurant, the master was not extravagant, ordered a few simple dishes to eat, and ate quickly.

"Seeing that you are poor, pitiful, I will send a meat dish, stained with oil!" The chef walked over to the table, put down a plate of fried meat, and after some sarcasm, stared at the person carefully, and asked strangely, "Why aren't you here?" ”

The boss also shook his head beside him: "What is there to do for this county master, eat the food during the famine, and still be able to live, it's really pitiful, and ordinary people can't stand it!" ”

The county magistrate did feel that his stomach was empty, his strength was insufficient, and his movements were slow. Walking and walking, he couldn't walk anymore, and he had to sit down and rest. As soon as he sat down, he felt uncomfortable in his stomach, and there was a chaotic noise, and he was anxious to defecate, so he found a bush on the side of the road blocked by a big rock, hurriedly pulled off his pants, and squatted down.

Suddenly, four people with knives rushed over and looked around, and one of them said strangely: "This damn county master went there, didn't he know that he wanted his life and hid?" ”

Another replied, "How so?" My master is planning unknowingly, and the gods are unpredictable, how does he know? ”

"Look for it, you won't be able to run far!" There was a knife-wielding man, "This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and if the heavenly help can't complete the task, it's really hard to explain to the rich man!" ”

The county master has seen the world, and he is not afraid, what he thought in his heart was that it really worked, but he was secretly surprised, and he also felt that this useful body could actually lure the enemy! However, he also guessed that this rich man is ruthless and poisonous enough, and he is really the master of those who obey me and those who disobey me, and the tiger's ass can't be touched, maybe the death and injury of the previous county masters may be related to it.

When the county magistrate heard this, he was not in a hurry to poop, he tied his pants, hid them, and continued to eavesdrop.

The four knife-wielding men searched for a while to no avail, and one of them knocked vigorously on the stone with the back of the knife, and said viciously: "You can hide more than the unlucky bastard last time, find it quickly!" ”

The county lord was overjoyed in his heart, well, this county is a witness, the wolf-like landlord, forgive you for your wings, and at the same time, the county lord also folded his hands, and said silently in his heart: "Rest in peace, finally the water is clear, you can take revenge, look away!" ”

How witty the county master is, he estimates that the master should be almost there, he wants to further verify it before they arrive, and come to a certainty!

The county magistrate thought of a trick to pretend to be a ghost, he pinched his nose, squeezed out a hoarse voice, and dragged it for a long time: "Ask for your life, be wronged, be wronged, ask for your life, and lose your conscience!" ”

The sound echoed through the valley, truly heart-pounding and mysterious.

One of the four sword-wielding men said timidly: "Don't blame us, it's the order of the lord of wealth, and it has nothing to do with us!" ”

Another said, "Go for the rich man's orders, we are just eating with a mouthful of food!" ”

"What nonsense?" It seems that the person who spoke was the leader of the four, and rebuked, "The master treats us well, but if you betray the master, you must know how to be grateful!" Soon, kill him! ”

The county magistrate pretended to cry and said: "I died so miserably, pay for my life, pay for my life!" ”

The leader of the four said, "Look, the little old man is nearby, and he is still pretending to be a ghost, be quick!" ”

"This county is here!" The county magistrate appeared, glared angrily and said, "If you don't tie your hands and arrest you, the crime is obvious, go back to the county and turn yourself in and confess your guilt, and ask for leniency!" ”

The person at the head was like a wolf and a tiger, pounced on him, slashed with a knife, and said viciously: "Turn yourself in, give you a different place!" ”

Others also came to help. I don't know how the county master's martial arts are, but the escape kung fu is good, he dodged left and right, and actually got on the right road from the danger, and while running, he called "killed".

Sure enough, the master and the others rushed over, heard the shout, and greeted them. The master is even more powerful than the two catchers, his movements are agile, his skills are strange, and his tricks are effective, he blocks the county master behind him, grabs the leading knife bearer, and unravels it, tying him up. The other three saw that the situation was not good, and they just had to flee. (To be continued......)