Chapter 68: Ass Blossoms
Although what Xue'er said was very reasonable, Xiangtian still smiled: "Don't worry! Won't there be a welcome party in two days? I don't think they will come to trouble us again?"
Chen Pengyue: "Speaking of this welcome party, Senior Brother Xiangtian, I'm afraid you don't know that the usual welcome parties are very cruel, and you have to compete with the monks who entered the mansion last time." ”
"What kind of competition?" Xiangtian wondered.
Seeing Xiangtian's doubts, Chen Pengyue immediately explained: "It is to hunt with the ten people who entered the mansion in the same batch, to see who hunts more demonic beasts, it is said that if you get the title of 'hunting king', you will have a thousand meritorious points." ”
Xiang Tian opened his mouth wide: "A thousand merits? So many?" Since he went to the Meritorious Tower, Xiang Tian realized how important this meritorious service was.
Seeing Xiangtian's excited appearance, Xue'er shook her head and said, "But if you want to get the title of this hunting king, it is even more difficult than ascending to the sky, you must know that those monks who came in ten years before us, their cultivation is probably already in the late stage of the earth change, and we have no chance of winning the competition with them?"
Chen Pengyue also nodded: "Yes, Senior Sister Yu Xue is right, it would be good if we could guarantee results at that time?"
"What does it mean to have grades?"
Xiangtian stared at Chen Pengyue with a puzzled expression.
Chen Pengyue explained: "It is said that in each hunting competition, the monks of the previous years will block the exit and rob the Warcraft points and magic cores in our hands, resulting in many people being unsuccessful. ”
Xue'er also explained on the side: "It is for this reason that every year the monks who have just entered the mansion will spend ten years miserably, and then look forward to the next hunting competition, they are looting the monks who have just entered the mansion, and a vicious circle will slowly be formed!"
"Oh, I see."
Xiangtian finally understood that this so-called welcome party was actually a dismount, so that they could spend the next ten years miserably.
Just thinking about it is quite ruthless, so I thought about how I didn't want to spend ten years in a mess because of the welcome party in two days!
I saw Xiangtian suddenly whispering something in Chen Pengyue's ear, and then saw Chen Pengyue leave with a depressed face, and asked before leaving: "Senior Brother Xiangtian, what do you want to do?"
Xiangtian glanced at Chen Pengyue: "Don't worry about it so much? Go and prepare things, and you'll know when the time comes?"
After Chen Peng left, Xue'er asked puzzledly, "Brother Tian, what did you say to Senior Brother Chen?"
Xiangtian joked: "Oh, how long has it been since Xue'er? You have been called by Senior Brother Chen, are you very familiar with him?"
Seeing that Xiangtian was joking with himself again, Xue'er said without anger: "My title of Divine Son is in front of Senior Brother Chen, he calls me Senior Sister, is it wrong for me to call him Senior Brother?
Xiangtian was speechless, and for the first time he saw Xue'er defending Chen Pengyue like this, he asked cautiously: "Xue'er, you shouldn't like him, right? If that's the case, I don't agree!"
Seeing that Xiangtian was getting more and more excessive, Xue'er said angrily: "Brother Tian, you are talking nonsense, I will ignore it for the past few days." ”
After speaking, he turned his back to Xiangtian.
Xiangtian knew that Xue'er was really angry, and immediately changed his face and explained: "Xue'er, in fact, I just asked Senior Brother Chen to prepare the information on the hunting of demonic beasts in previous years, and see what level of demonic beasts they are. ”
Hearing that Xiangtian was no longer joking with herself, Xue'er slowly turned around, her eyes staring at Xiangtian: "Brother Tian, what you said is true?"
At the moment when Xue'er just turned around, Xiangtian took Xue'er in his arms, kissed Xue'er directly on the cheek, and said at the same time: "Of course it's true, how can I deceive Xue'er you!"
Suddenly kissed by Xiangtian, Xue'er's face was slightly red, her expression was nervous, and she hurriedly pushed Xiangtian away, and said resentfully: "Brother Tian, if you come again, I will tell Granny Yun." ”
But no matter how Xue'er shirked it, she couldn't get rid of Xiangtian, Xiangtian said at this time: "Xue'er, I will be by your side in this life and this life, you can't escape......"
"Miss, this is the clothes of the Shenzhou Mansion, and the old woman brought them back for you. ”
Granny Yun suddenly came in at this time, and saw Xiangtian hugging Xue'er at a glance, and suddenly her face was ugly, and she stretched out her hand and sucked hard, and then grabbed Xiangtian.
Xiangtian was depressed to death at this time, how could he see Granny Yun everywhere he went? At the same time, he opened his mouth and begged for mercy: "Mother-in-law is not what you think? You misunderstood, let me go quickly!"
But Granny Yun didn't want to listen to Xiangtian's explanation at all, gritted her teeth and said: "Stinky boy, I have repeatedly warned you to stay away from our young lady, but you have repeatedly repented, today the old woman has to let you teach Zhang Zhang a lesson?"
As she spoke, Granny Yun picked up Xiangtian and came to the courtyard, and pressed Xiangtian to the ground, and Xiangtian, who had been sealed, couldn't move at all, so she could only let Granny Yun slaughter.
I saw Granny Yun stretch out her hand and raise her crutches, mobilize her spiritual power and hit Xiangtian's ass fiercely.
"Ahh
In an instant, Xiangtian's miserable cry resounded in the courtyard, and seeing that Granny Yun was really going to do it, Xiangtian had to turn his head to look at Xue'er for help:
"Xue'er, hurry up and persuade my mother-in-law!
Xue'er shook her head ruthlessly, and muttered in a low voice: "This is all Brother Tian, you asked for it, Xue'er don't help you!"
After speaking, Xue'er turned around and didn't look at Xiangtian.
Xiangtian closed his eyes helplessly, but said with a smile in his heart: This girl, she is really willing to let me be beaten! It seems that one day I have to take you down, and I can't be humane to you.
"Ahh
Then Xiangtian's scream lasted for three hours, and at this moment, Granny Yun also held her crutch steady and gasped: "Stinky boy, are you still alive?"
Although Xiangtian was in pain at this time, he still gritted his teeth and sneered: "Mother-in-law, you use electricity and gas!
Seeing that Xiangtian could still joke, Granny Yun suddenly raised her crutches again, the force in her hand increased, and she continued to wave and hit Xiangtian's buttocks.
Seeing that Xiangtian had been beaten for three hours, Xue'er finally couldn't bear to say: "Mother-in-law, forget it! Brother Tian, he knows that he is wrong!
Sure enough, after hearing Xue'er's words, Granny Yun finally put away her crutches and said breathlessly: "Stinky boy, for Miss's sake, I'll let you go for the time being, but next time I won't be so lucky!"
Then Granny Yun waved her hand casually, and removed the seal of Xiangtian.
Xiangtian, who had recovered and repaired, slowly stood up at this time, and looked at Granny Yun with disdain: "Mother-in-law, you wait for my cultivation to reach the gods, and watch me settle accounts with you like this!"
Seeing that Xiangtian's face was full of unconvinced, Granny Yun rolled her eyes and said, "Then the old woman is waiting for you! But looking at your qualifications, I'm afraid that you don't have four or five hundred years, I'm afraid it will be difficult to reach the God Realm?"
"Oops!"
Xiang Tian just wanted to go over to find Granny Yun to theorize, but before he could take a few steps, he let out a miserable scream.
Seeing this, Xue'er hurriedly went up to help Xiangtian steady, and comforted: "Brother Tian, you have been compared with Granny Yun, so let's go back and recuperate quickly!"
Xue'er didn't wait for Xiangtian to agree, so she forcibly took Xiangtian into the house and let Xiangtian lie on the bed.
Xiangtian muttered with a face full of grievances: "When I cultivate up, I must also let Granny Yun taste the taste of ass blossoming!" But Xiangtian thought about it for a while, and immediately shouted: "Ouch! It hurts me to death, Xue'er, help me see if my ass is blooming!"
As soon as Xue'er heard her buttocks, she instinctively turned around, but thought that if Xiangtian was seriously injured, if she didn't deal with it in time, she might cause a big disaster.
So after thinking about it again, Xue'er slowly turned around, stared at Xiangtian's buttocks, then slowly closed her eyes, reached out and slowly took off Xiangtian's pants, but because Xue'er closed her eyes, her hands accidentally touched Xiangtian's wounds.
"Ah, Xue'er, you look at it, it hurts me to death!"
Xiangtian saw that Xue'er was fooled, and deliberately screamed loudly, in fact, with the strength of the soul body, these pains are nothing to Xiangtian at all, and Yun Po actually didn't hit Xiangtian with a dead hand, just a slight lesson, so that Xiangtian can learn a lesson.
Hearing Xiangtian's screams, Xue'er believed it, and then suddenly opened her eyes, and what greeted her was Xiangtian's snow-white buttocks.
Xue'er said with a distressed face: "Mother-in-law is really, why do you have such a heavy hand!
Then he hurriedly took out the healing pill from the ring, and then slowly applied it to Xiangtian's wound, Xue'er comforted while applying the medicine: "Brother Tian, you bear with it!"
At this time, Xiangtian was refreshed, with a smile on his face, not caring about the pain of the wound at all, just because of the touch from Xue'er's soft hands, Xiangtian was excited to think about it, and then continued to scream: "Xue'er, you light, it hurts me!"
Seeing this, Xue'er hurriedly reduced the force in her hand and slowly applied the liquid medicine to the wound.
In this situation, if outsiders bump into it, I am afraid that it will inevitably come to mind, and I am afraid that even Granny Yun would not have imagined that she would unintentionally help Xiangtian.
Xiangtian is called a happiness at this time! I suddenly didn't hate Granny Yun in my heart, but was still a little grateful, if it weren't for Granny Yun's beating, Xue'er wouldn't have personally medicated herself!