Chapter Ninety-Nine: Donglin Yu Sends Warmth
Zhu Youcheng didn't know that the two examiners had regarded him as a thorn in his side, so he discussed the way to deal with him, and walked to the examination room with the basket in ignorance.
Zhu Youzhen was still ready to wait outside the Gongyuan, this time without Wei Zhongxian to send him a carriage, Wang Chengen drove out the most luxurious carriage in the family. This carriage is also a four-wheeled carriage, it looks very ordinary from the outside, but there is a hole inside, easy chairs, sweet dreams, tables, chairs, benches, and stoves are all available, which is Zhu Youcheng let the carpenters transform, called it "RV", they often take this car when they go out to enjoy the scenery together.
Zhu Youzhen didn't want to use this carriage, saying that he wanted to share weal and woe with Brother Cheng, but Zhu Youcheng persuaded him, saying that if he was sick from the cold outside, he would not feel at ease in the exam inside, so Zhu Youzhen reluctantly agreed.
Zhu Youcheng was reluctant to enter the examination room in advance, and the cubicles were particularly cramped, so he was reluctant to go in early to enjoy it, so he didn't go to the examination room until the afternoon.
Looking at the long queue in front of him, Zhu Youcheng was a little stunned, it was really boring to waste time here.
An official in a nine-grade official uniform nodded at him and shouted, "You, hey, what about you, come here." ”
Zhu Youcheng recognized that this was Wei Zhongxian's little Taibao, who came to visit him three months ago with five bottles of Paradise wine, and was thrown out by him with the wine. Zhu Youcheng despised Wei Zhongxian's godson and grandson very much, a person doesn't even want self-esteem, and he can't do anything bad, so he was extremely angry at Wei Zhongxian's big collection of filial sons and grandsons some time ago.
What did he tell himself to do? Is it because the gift was rejected and you have evil thoughts and want to take the opportunity to take revenge on yourself? Zhu Youcheng thought secretly, his footsteps did not stop, he walked in front of the little Taibao, and stood steadily.
The man casually looked through Zhu Cheng's big basket and said, "Okay, you can go in." ”
Only then did Zhu Youcheng understand that he had enjoyed another privilege, so he nodded slightly to the man and entered the tribute courtyard.
When the little Taibao saw Zhu Youcheng appreciate the favor and knew that this favor was remembered by him, he was overjoyed, and felt that the bones around him were a little lighter.
Zhu Youcheng found his exam number, and now there were two quilts in his cubicle, and said strangely: "Is there already someone in this examination room?" ”
An officer on patrol came over and said, "Zhu Gongzi, this examination room is yours of Gongzi, and an adult in the examination booth knows that you are working very hard every day, and you are worried about the cold tonight, so prepare a quilt for you to keep out the cold." I have to stay for a day and two nights for this exam, and I am afraid that you will not bring food, so I will prepare wine and food for you, and you can take the exam well after eating. ”
After speaking, he waved his hand, and the soldiers behind him put plates of steaming dishes on the wooden board used for the exam, and at the end, there was a soldier who put a delicate glass bottle on the table, Zhu Youcheng recognized that it was Paradise Wine.
Could it be that this is a good thing done by Wei Zhongxian's thirteenth and forty little Taibao? No matter what, the benefits of sending it to the door are not collected in vain. Although the wine and food on this table are not as exquisite as those made by the chef of Children's Paradise, nor as warm as those made by Wei Honglian, but they are better than freshness and temperature, Zhu Youcheng sat down unceremoniously and ate them.
From afar, Sun Shenxing watched Zhu Youcheng eat the food and smiled gloomily. Yes, these two quilts and a table of wine and food were sent by Sun Shenxing and Wang Tu.
It turned out that after Sun Shenxing and Wang Tu made a poison plan, the two of them were in a happy mood and walked to the examination room of the Gongyuan to inspect the house.
After only taking two steps, Wang Tu's face changed greatly, and he said, "Master Sun, I'm afraid your clever plan is about to fail." ”
Sun Shenxing disagreed: "God knows this plan, you know it, I know, if you don't say it, who else can see through our plan?" ”
"Master Sun, there are two major flaws in your plan. First, the weather is cold now, and even if candidates sit in an exam room with a brazier, they must move their hands and feet from time to time so as not to be frozen. No matter how stupid Zhu Youcheng is, he will not choose to sleep at this time and place. ”
"Oops, this is my mistake, I didn't expect the autumn exam to be in August, the weather is hot, you can sleep anywhere. But the weather in Chunfu has not yet warmed up, and it is true that no one will sleep in the icy Gongyuan. It's hard to make up for this flaw, so I'll think about it. Just now you said that there are two major flaws, where is the other big flaw? ”
"Second, the exam questions are not issued by us, the exam papers have been printed, and the exam questions are printed on the test papers, how can you change them to oral test questions?"
"Regarding the test papers, I have already thought about it, only answer the question sheet, not the test paper, the reason is to avoid it."
Avoidance is a unique phenomenon in feudal society, and people cannot call or write the name of the emperor or the elder, otherwise there is a danger of going to prison or even losing his head for committing a crime. The common way to avoid is to replace the word to be avoided with a word with the same or similar meaning, or to write a word with one less stroke and write it as a typo. For example, during the period of Li Shimin, Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, the word Shimin was avoided, and as a result, the Ministry of People, one of the six departments of the hall, was changed to the Ministry of Households, which has been passed down to this day. And after the Jiannu Tartars stole the Han family, they avoided it to a ridiculous level. For example, in order to avoid Kang Mazi Xuanye's ridicule, Shengsheng changed Li Xuanba in "Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties" to Li Yuanba.
Wang Tu suddenly realized and said: "The first emperor Shenzong Xian Emperor is called Zhu Yijun, Emperor Guangzongzhen is called Zhu Changluo, and today's holy name is Zhu Youxiao, the word Yijun is not commonly used, but the four words Chang, Luo, You, and Xiao are often used, and they will definitely be printed on the test papers. ”
Sun Shenxing smiled slightly and said, "Brother Wang, you are more ruthless than me." I only want to avoid the obscenity of the two words "reason" and "school" in the name of the saint today, but you even count the first emperor together. Anyway, the relationship between the saint and the two emperors is very close, and the emperor may be happier to avoid the secrecy of these two, so that we can have a greater grasp. But the cold weather is a real problem. ”
The cold wind blew, and Wang Tu shivered. A soldier stepped forward and gently draped a cloak over Wang Tu's body.
Sun Shenxing's heart moved, and he grabbed the cloak in his hand.
Wang Tu didn't know what it meant, and said, "Brother Sun, are you cold, then take it and put it on." ”
Sun Shenxing laughed and said, "I have a way to make up for the first flaw." ”
Wang Tu was overjoyed and asked, "What way?" ”
Sun Shenxing shook the cloak in his hand and said, "Send him warmth." We spread a quilt in his examination room, and then gave a light and soft quilt, so that it is still very comfortable to sleep in the examination room, do you think he will sleep? ”
"Won't that leave someone with a mouthful?"
"Rest assured, as early as the Wanli Dynasty, Zhu Youcheng was accepted by the emperor as a righteous grandson, and not long ago the current saint announced that he was his own brother. Let's send him a quilt, and others will say that we tend to be inflammatory, and they will never doubt our intentions. ”
"In that case, then let's just do it more steadily, send him a meal of wine and meat, as long as he is drunk, he really doesn't want to take the test."
"Okay, I'll take out my treasured wine from Paradise. It's a pity that Zhu Youcheng is too young to drink alcohol, and this bottle of paradise wine is given to him, which can be regarded as a cow chewing peonies. ”
Zhu Youcheng, the cow, did not chew the peony of paradise wine, he has been a human being for two lives, and he knows that drinking is a lot of mistakes, and drunk driving is going to the detention center, so he never drinks, and even if he wants to drink, he will not drink glutinous rice wine that is not intoxicating. However, Sun Shenxing did not take back the bottle of paradise wine, it was privately hidden by a soldier, and later entered the belly of the soldier's father-in-law.
After eating, Zhu Youcheng touched his belly, felt that the relationship between the upper and lower eyelids had become very intimate, and he always wanted to be together, so he quickly opened the quilt, laid it out, and got into the warm quilt.
Zhu Youcheng was a criminal policeman in his previous life, sleeping in the open and camping in the wild is a common thing. Besides, the spring in Beijing was cold, but it was still dry, so he slept very deeply.
After a long time, the drums of the bell and drum tower sounded in the distance, and the time for the examination paper came.
All the candidates moved, packed their things, and prepared for the exam. Only the corner of Zhu Youcheng is not affected by the bell and is particularly quiet.
After putting the test papers, Sun Shenxing began to read the exam questions aloud, and many candidates were taken aback, is it necessary to play dead people in such an exam. Some people hurriedly sharpened the ink to memorize the questions, and some people took the pen upside down and used the end of the pen to engrave the exam questions on the white powder wall in the examination room. Thanks to Zhang Juzheng, who was the assistant of the cabinet, he presided over the maintenance of the Gongyuan, changed the original wooden compartment into a brick-concrete partition, and powdered it with lime, otherwise how could it be so easy to engrave it.
After reporting the exam questions, Wang Tu glanced at the corner where Zhu Youcheng was, and now it was still quiet, and he couldn't help sneering, and said in his heart: "Look at how you take the exam, this subject will be yuan, and you have no chance." ”
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