Chapter 12: The Criticism of the Luxurious Lunch (Part II)
Ancient fortune tellers were really marketable.
Xu Yang felt that if he didn't enter the court, he would be able to live a very nourishing life as a fortune teller in the Tang Dynasty.
At this time, Xu Yang's surroundings were already crowded, and the two great gods, Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui, were whispering in their ears what their own evaluation was in the future; Wei Zheng was already standing on the spot, and his tears couldn't stop flowing down, "Wei Zheng, the word Xuancheng, is from Qucheng, Weizhou. Less lonely, down-and-out with great ambitions. At the beginning, he washed the horse for the prince, and Taizong ascended the throne and consulted the doctor. Later generations did not condemn the betrayal of their own servants and two masters, but later said, "Positive forgiveness and honesty, know everything." Taizong may lead to the bedroom, visit the world, and taste the ancient ministers. Just this comment made Wei Zheng happy and almost died.
The eldest grandson Wuji has been asking whether the Li family's world is stable, Li Jing and Qin Qiong are pragmatic, and they have been asking when the Turkic Tubo will be wiped out. Pei Lian, the old man, kept asking how long he could live, and Li Xiaogong's question was a little funny, he actually asked if future generations knew him Li Xiaogong.
A hall was a mess, full of people, chickens and dogs.
This also made Niu Jinda, who had just pushed the door in, a little dazed, and originally wanted to question why Xu Yang didn't let him go overseas to look for crops immediately, but as soon as he entered the house, he found that a room full of prime ministers were pulling this poor offspring.
At this time, Xu Yang's white jade crown fell off, his hair was caught in a mess, his clothes were torn out of shape, as if he had been raped, and he looked extremely pitiful, worse than being recognized in the slave market in Youzhou before.
He couldn't fight back, he couldn't fight back when he scolded, a room full of bigwigs chattering, and finally someone snatched the mobile phone in his hand.
Xu Yang is angry, damn it, the tiger is not powerful, I am HelloKitty, and I still snatch Lao Tzu's mobile phone, I wipe it, and there is no king law!
"Enough!" Xu Yang shouted, which immediately shocked everyone in the hall.
But this obviously can't deter Niu Jinda, a big man.
"Smack." Two big hands as big as bear paws slapped on Xu Yang's shoulders, almost giving Xu Yang a comminuted fracture.
Niu Jinda said angrily: "Boy, why did you stop me from going overseas to look for crops in the main hall?!" As soon as he said that, Xu Yang heard a bone rattle in his shoulder.
"Oops, to die, to die." Xu Yang begged for mercy.
"If you don't tell me why, the old man will drag you to die even if he dies." Niu Jinda is such a tendon, blocking others, killing God when he meets God, and killing Buddha when he meets Buddha.
"Uncle Niu, you put me down first, I'll tell you in detail" Xu Yang felt that he was really going to choke his breath if he was mentioned for a while.
"Good! Husband, listen to what you say in detail. Niu Jinda put Xu Yang on the ground.
It feels so good to stand on the ground with his feet, Xu Yang suddenly missed his free life in Youzhou, how many sins he suffered in Chang'an, all of them were demons, and they came to bully themselves as a traverser.
"Uncle Niu, sailing is really not a simple job, I will go back to Jingkangfang in Chang'an to get you two books on navigation precautions, if you can understand and memorize it by heart, then I will let you go overseas to look for crops, if you can't remember, then going to sea can only be sent to death." Xu Yang said very seriously.
Niu Jinda, as a military general, is actually very disgusted with reading, but when he thinks of the eight people who starved to death in his family, and when he thinks of the scene where his brother gave him the last piece of dry cake to eat, but he starved to death, his eyes will be bloodshot, and the dry cake is not rice, but life! My brother gave his life to himself, and since then, Niu Jinda has always had an obsession that he must let no more people in the world starve to death, no matter how people die, they just can't starve to death!
"Good! The old man listened to you once, and in the afternoon he went with you to Jingkangfang to get the nautical book, and the old man promised to read it with all his might! Niu Jinda said unswervingly.
The matter of the old cow is finally solved. However, the matter of Guigu Shen's calculation has not been solved yet, it is so accurate to Wei Zheng just now, and now Wei Zheng is just a counselor, Xu Yang just said that "Taizong is on the throne, visit the doctor, the secretary and supervisor, look for the Jin inspection school servant, and seal Zheng Guogong." None of this is happening now, and everyone is waiting for the truth of the news."
Xu Yang had no choice but to use the excuse of the time in Youzhou to prevaricate everyone, "The mobile phone mirror needs the aura of heaven and earth to be used, and now the aura of heaven and earth is insufficient, and it needs to be absorbed for a period of time before it can continue to predict." As soon as this remark came out, the bigwigs were all crying out for the sky and the earth, and they asked when they could continue to predict.
"It's as short as three to five days, and as long as three or five years." Xu Yang saw that those bigwigs looked heartbroken, and his heart was secretly happy.
Just when everyone in the hall secretly said that it was a pity, there was a sudden report from the miscellaneous servants outside: "Listed as a minister, the Son of Heaven will give food." ”
At this time, there was a handyman from the imperial kitchen who came in with a food box, Xu Yang was a little excited, looking around, these big guys still looked strange, and even regretted that the mobile phone mirror could not be used for a short time.
After everyone bowed down and thanked him, the imperial chefs put the food boxes in front of the prime ministers one by one.
In fact, Li Er's "hall kitchen" that rewards the food made by his imperial dining room to the prime ministers every once in a while can be regarded as a system, and it is also a means for the big leaders to strive for a good relationship with their subordinates, which means that they take people short of hands and eat people with soft mouths.
When the meal is served, there is no need to change the room, just in the hall of the government hall, the people arrange the food table, put the seats, carry the water to serve the prime ministers to wash their hands, and the kitchen staff in the "hall kitchen" will also take out the dishes from the food box, arrange them together with the tableware, and put them on the food table.
As soon as the arrangement was completed, Pei Ge Lao left first, the prime minister of the room was invited, Du Servant did not have to be too humble, everyone sat down in the tacit order, raised chopsticks to start the meal, and chatted while eating.
Xu Yang was more unlucky, all of them were older than him in the seats, and their qualifications were higher than themselves, and when he was the last to sit at the table, Pei Lian, the old man, was full of oil.
Sitting in his seat, Xu Yang looked at the food on the table, obediently, the top luxury version of the chicken lunch set, only to see six dishes and one soup on the dining table, there are meat and vegetarian, among which the red pigeon in the middle is bright in color, which looks like it makes people have a great appetite, and then there is roast goose in sauce, steamed rabbit meat, and three vegetarian dishes, I can't tell what it is, one of them seems to be seashells, and the soup is white fungus lotus seed soup.
Xu Yang swallowed a big mouthful of saliva and said, "Isn't this kind of lunch too extravagant?" ”