Chapter 22: Perfume Court

After all, the Shuntian Mansion Yamen is the yamen of the capital, and it is larger and more solemn than the yamen of other state capitals.

Guocheng and Zhu Youzhen walked into the public hall, and saw a person sitting in the hall, dressed in a three-grade official uniform, with a dignified face, three locks of ink hair, not angry and arrogant, presumably it was Yin Li Changgeng of Shuntian Mansion. Li Changgeng is said to have a good official reputation, but he still can't get around the word fame and fortune, and he covets perfume, which makes Guocheng and Zhu Youzhen look down on him a little.

There was a person lying on his stomach in the hall, his flesh and blood were blurred, and the image on his back was Cao Huachun, Guocheng motioned to Zhu Youzhen to send someone to take care of him.

Guocheng gave Li Changgeng a deep sigh: "Xiaguan Guocheng has seen the prefect. ”

Li Changgeng asked arrogantly: "When you see this mansion, why don't you kneel?" ”

Guocheng said: "Under these legs, kneel to the sky, kneel to the ground, and kneel to the king in the middle, I don't know which level Governor Li belongs to?" ”

Li Changgeng was taken aback, this little kid is not easy to deal with. In the Ming Dynasty etiquette system, officials and officials are not allowed to bow down, don't say officials, even if they have the status of a showman, they can see officials without bowing. Li Changgeng asked Guocheng to kneel down It was originally unruly, but he just bullied Guocheng for his young age and wanted to overwhelm him in momentum. Unexpectedly, Guocheng's words made Li Changgeng speechless.

Li Changgeng snorted, raised the startled wood and wanted to shoot, but Guocheng was faster than him, and shouted: "Bold!" ”

Li Changgeng was stunned, and he couldn't shoot anymore. He thought to himself, I haven't drunk and asked you, but you said that I was bold, Guocheng, why are you so confident, who is your backer? Li Changgeng knew that Guocheng was working for the emperor's grandson Zhu Youzhen, but the crown prince fell out of favor, and it was difficult to rely on him, let alone rely on a grandson who had no chance of inheriting the throne.

Guocheng raised his voice and said: "Governor Li, I will give you a salute according to the etiquette system." Why don't you salute when you see your own officer? Don't you understand that our Ming Dynasty is a country of etiquette, and you have forgotten how to salute when you see Shangguan? ”

Li Changgeng was furious and shouted: "What kind of official are you, you ......"

Suddenly, Li Changgeng choked, because he saw that the patch on Guocheng's clothes was embroidered with a bullfighting complement that looked like a dragon but was not a dragon - this dress was a bullfighting suit. The bullfighting costume is a kind of solemn clothing second only to the python costume and the flying fish suit, symbolizing the incomparable grace of the saint, and is generally only given to the first-class master. Although the bullfighting suit is not affiliated with other official uniforms, it has long been customary for officials wearing bullfighting uniforms to salute them and call themselves subordinates.

Li Changgeng pondered for a long time, and finally left his seat in a reluctant voice and gave a deep salute to Guocheng: "Xiaguan Li Changgeng has seen Guoda. ”

Guocheng said in a big way: "No courtesy." ”

After this conversation, I was shocked. Li Zhifu has always had high eyes above the top, and his eyes are empty. The prefect of Shuntianfu is not easy to be, the capital is full of officials, and a few of them are pulled out at will, and the grades are higher than those of the prefect of Shuntianfu. Most of the contradictions in the capital are fairy fights, as the saying goes, fairy fights affect mortals, Shuntianfu is the unlucky mortal, it is not good to help either side, so the successive Shuntianfu Yin are all clamping their tails and being people. Only this Li Zhifu has always been high-profile, as long as he commits it in his hands, even if it is the king of heaven, he will have to peel off a layer of skin. Although Li Changgeng is over forty years old, his personality is like a stunned young man, he has always been invited to eat, he does not accept financial gifts, he does not listen to intercession, and everyone in the capital is afraid of him. I didn't meet a little kid this time, but I was deflated one after another, and finally I was forced to salute this little bit.

After the salute, Li Changgeng sat back in the main hall, patted the wood in shock, and asked, "Guocheng, are you guilty." ”

Guocheng replied lightly: "When it comes to official positions, although the lower official is the official of the palace, the governor of the palace, but the saint has not designated me as the official of the palace, so it is difficult to commit the crime of dereliction of duty." Speaking of age, I am only 7 years old this year, what crime can a 7-year-old child commit, and I ask the prefect to teach me, I can study and study. ”

Li Changgeng slapped the startled wood: "The teeth are sharp and the mouth is sharp, this mansion is not as knowledgeable as you." I ask you if you make the perfume. ”

"Governor Li is in love, how can a 7-year-old child in Guocheng produce perfume. But the perfume is made in our family's perfume workshop. Guocheng suddenly turned his head to the audience and said, "Folks, the perfume workshop in our children's paradise is to collect the sweat and flower essence of children who have not yet reached adulthood, and refine it with the secret recipe left by Hua Tuo. The market price of perfume is 3 taels of silver, and the audience can buy it at a 20% discount, that is, a bottle of silver for two taels or four dollars. ”

Cao Huachun was already fainting in pain, and when he heard Guocheng's offer, he hurriedly used his fingers to compare a 6 character, and said intermittently: "6...... Two...... One...... Bottle...... Stocks...... No...... Not much...... up"

After saying this, he fainted with peace of mind.

Guocheng said: "I'm sorry, folks, although I am the owner of the children's paradise, I don't ask too much about mundane things." Now the market price of perfume is 6 taels of silver, and there is still no market. But it doesn't matter, there is one audience present today, one counts as one, to ensure that everyone has goods, at least 2 bottles, and a 20% discount, each bottle only costs 4 taels and 8 yuan of silver. ”

There was thunderous applause in the hall, perfume, who doesn't know, the capital is crazy. Regarding perfume, there is also a saying in the capital: "This year, no gifts will be accepted, and perfume will be received as gifts." By the way, this sentence is an advertisement made up by Guocheng, and the idea comes from the famous disgusting advertisement that dominated the screen for more than ten years in later generations.

There are many cases in Shuntianfu every day, so how can anyone come to see it. If I hadn't heard that today's trial was a perfume case, who would have that spare time. I didn't expect to come this time, I really came to the right place, I bought perfume at a 20% discount, and when I heard the news, my wife would laugh in her dreams tonight.

Li Changgeng whispered to a businessman disguised as a clerk: "Have you written down the recipe for the perfume?" ”

"Got it."

Li Changgeng was shocked: "Bold Guocheng, this is not a market, you are not allowed to sell perfumes." ”

Guocheng pointed at Li Changgeng and shouted: "The head of a government, it is within his duty to let the people live and work in peace and contentment. The perfume of Children's Paradise has made a significant contribution to the harmony of husband and wife and the harmony of the family. A family, ten thousand families, the people naturally live and work in peace and contentment, you don't want to repay the emperor's favor to you, only care about your so-called official authority, do you say that you are worthy of this amazing tree? ”

Li Changgeng has been in officialdom for a long time, although he often argues with others, but he has never heard of this crooked reasoning, and is about to argue with Guocheng Haosheng, but when he heard Guocheng's words and turned to Jingtangmu, he was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart: "How can I be sorry for Jingtangmu, no, why should I be worthy of Jingtangmu, I am a carpenter." It's not good, I was fooled, I just thought about it, and I didn't refute Guocheng's words, but it seemed like I was weak-hearted. ”

Seeing that Li Changgeng was silent, everyone suddenly felt that what Guocheng said made a lot of sense, and couldn't help but applaud.

Li Changgeng saw that the best moment of rebuttal had passed, and when he spoke again, it was like he was messing around, his face was blue and red for a while, so he had to slap the startled wood loudly. Everyone remembered Guocheng's question, are you worthy of this shocking tree, and immediately cheered, so angry that Li Changgeng's beard flew up.

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