Every year during the Dragon Boat Festival, I open a new book, but this year it is not good, I wish you all a happy Dragon Boat Festival.

Wang wanted to speak suspiciously, and looked at his embarrassing appearance, so he turned his eyes and looked into the yellow gauze cover, only to see a great god wearing a red shirt, with dragons on the left and right, wearing a jade crown, crowning with Nao beads, and a cold jade face, sitting on a huge dragon and phoenix chair, holding a scroll in one hand, holding a sword in the other, and countless pictures were painted on the left and right of the body.

"Detian Lingjun, King of Haodijia." She was stunned and thought lightly about the little pair left and right of the great god, suddenly her body shook, and she turned her face to look at Lang Jun who was blushing, Bai Xi's face was instantly dyed with a huge crimson, she didn't say anything, and pulled him to walk quickly towards the temple gate.

Lin Ah really couldn't cry or laugh, when did he become the matchmaker who grabbed the old errand of the moon? Although he and his five beloved wives have loved and envied the world all their lives, everyone doesn't need to be so exaggerated to ask for their own blessings for a successful marriage, right?

Wang Xiangyu died, the more he thought about it, the more ridiculous it became, and he actually pulled Lang Jun to ask him to bless the marriage, is there anything funnier in the world than this? She quickly stretched out the temple door, suddenly froze, looking at the person running in the distance, Hua Rong was suddenly frightened, hurriedly recovered the golden lotus, pulled Lin Azhen to the side of the temple and retreated, and said in a small voice: "Luo Dao Datuo is coming, Lang Jun don't make trouble, let's hide and pass." ”

Lin Azhen was pulled to the door, looked out of the open gate suspiciously, and saw the kappa running between the people, only to see the kappa's head glanced left and right, and was very anxious to find the treasure, and the abbot of the monk followed by him, but there was no figure of Yeluxin.

Retreating to the left corner, he pressed her in the corner of the door with his arm, looked down at the shocked fawn eyes that were raised, and his soul was taken away, and he couldn't help but lean down his face, kissed her tender forehead and whispered: "Baby ......" The palm of his hand picked up her silk and wanted to kiss this fragrant little sandalwood.

"Lang Jun......" Wang wanted to say that he was ashamed, and the exposed glamorous lips called him, so he closed his eyes and gave him a shout. Hey, what are you doing? ”

The love was so deep that the two were disturbed, Wang Xiangyu blushed with shame, and did not dare to look at the person who drank and snuggled into Lang Jun's arms. Lin Azhen turned his fierce face in a super unhappy way, and saw Miao Zhu standing at the gate, with a stiff face, and scolded with a guide in his hand: "There is an inn in two steps, what are you going to do to open a room, don't you see people coming and going?" ”

As soon as Miao Zhu was reprimanded, there were bursts of scolding outside the door: "Fuck, fuck, his grandmother." This scolding was so vicious that everyone in the temple looked out of the door, followed by an old and kind voice: "Amituo Buddha, don't be arrogant." ”

"Fuck, fuck, fuck." The kappa ignored the monk, opened his mouth and scolded again, and when he was about to reach the gate, he stretched out and shouted to the temple: "Hey, you, have you seen the fairy of my family?" ”

Lin Azhen and Wang Xiangyu shrank in the corner of the door, squinting out to see half of the kappa outside, but the kappa outside couldn't see them. I saw that the temple blessing's mouth was opened, and he looked at the kappa for a long time in astonishment, and suddenly put his face down, and greeted the door with a flattering face, and shouted: "What? Fairy mother? Of course I did. ”

"Really?" The kappa searched for half the night, and finally heard that there was a whereabouts, and the fierce face of the bully was immediately happy, and he hurriedly asked, "Where, where?" Where is the fairy lady of my family? ”

The temple Zhu hurriedly made a soothing gesture, then stretched out his hand to the night sky and said: "Just now, the fairy Niangniang flew down from the heavenly court, with a graceful posture, fluttering silk yarn, and a lot of fragrance everywhere she flew. As he spoke, he pointed to the night sky and pointed to the east with his finger, nodded solemnly and said: "Fairy Niangniang has gone to the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, looking for the old Dragon King as a guest, you should go to the Dragon Palace to find it." ”

"What?" The kappa glared angrily when he heard this, and scolded Miao Zhu fiercely: "You dare to fucking play me, grandpa will beat you to death today." ”

"Grandpa spares his life, grandpa spares his life!" The temple Zhu boneless shouted grandpa, and his face was full of grievances, and he pointed to more than 20 stalls at both ends of the temple gate and shouted: "It's true, it's true, grandpa if you don't believe it and ask them, everyone has seen it, grandson really didn't lie to your old man." ”

"Huh?" The kappa's angry eyes were full of suspicion, he fiercely shook off the temple blessing, turned his head and shot towards the stall, only to see that everyone was fascinated, and suddenly became even more puzzled, and asked loudly to the nearby stall: "Fairy Niangniang really went to the East China Sea to find the old dragon king?" ”

"Is that still fake?" The incense candle stall is an old woman, with her hands folded and bowing to the east, and said with a dream-like face: "The old woman has seen such a time in her life, the old woman is not in good health, her back and legs hurt and her stomach is dizzy, but the fairy Niangniang drove by, and all the diseases were cured." ”

"Isn't it?" The person who bought the sachet was a lady, and she also looked worshipful, touched her stomach with her hand and smiled: "I married my family, and my stomach has not moved for sixteen years. Speaking of this, she screamed softly, and waved to the lo-mei stall on the side with a happy face: "My family's, my family's, come quickly, the baby is kicking again." ”

"Really?" The big man at the lo-mei stall was full of joy, threw the spoon in his hand, and rushed to the side of the lady, Xi Zizi reached out and touched his stomach, and suddenly knelt to the ground with tears and snot on his face, and kowtowed to move Wuji and said: "Thank you Fairy Niangniang, thank you Fairy Niangniang." ”

In an instant, there were more than 20 stalls around, everyone had a miracle, the cancer was cured, the yang withered, and between the mouths and tongues, a little brother at the far end waved his hands and ran wildly, shouting with joy; "My dad is alive, my dad is alive."

"Really?" All the stalls rushed to the little brother, and one of them asked: "You really dug your father out of the grave, and the fairy Niangniang Xiang is outdated, and he really comes back to life?" ”

"Yes, yes." The little brother choked and nodded, wow, and immediately cried: "The fragrance of the fairy fairy can cure all diseases, can bring the dead back to life, just now the fairy Niangniang floated in, everyone's illness will be cured, I kept carrying a hoe to the back mountain to dig the grave, holding the father who had been dead for half a year and chasing the fairy Niangniang, only less than half a mile, the father was alive, alive." ”

"Fairy Niangniang......" everyone revered and shouted, everyone knelt down, kowtowed and shouted, the scene was extremely spectacular. The bluffing surrounding couples were stunned for a moment, including the kappa.

Lin Azhen and Wang Yuyu were completely dumbfounded, stunned to see the sudden appearance outside the door, their hearts were extremely strange, and they saw that this group of people was playing tricks on the kappa, but there was no relative place for so many people, how could one person cooperate seamlessly, that is, the family did not have such a tacit understanding as them.

The kappa was stunned, and looked at all the people kneeling in the jade court and worshipping to the east, if they didn't believe it, dozens of people were all worshipping, and their faces were full of emotion. Believe that there is no such thing as a resurrection of the dead. The big palm touched his head fiercely, and his finger pointed to the east of the temple and asked: "Fairy Niangniang really went to find the old dragon king?" ”

"Of course, of course." Miaozhu's face was full of miracles, and he nodded and urged: "Grandpa, go and find it, more than 100 miles outside the east gate is Fenshui, Fenshui is connected to the East China Sea, you always want to find the fairy Niangniang have to hurry up and jump into the river, maybe the Niangniang will meet in the Dragon Palace and go back to heaven." ”

The kappa didn't say anything more, but jumped into the sky with a roar, and hurried to the East China Sea to find the fairy Niangniang.

Wang Xiangyu was stupid, the boss with a small mouth open, seeing that Dao Luo Toutuo really went to the East China Sea Dragon Palace to find himself, he shuddered, looked at Lin Azhen blankly, and saw that Lang Jun was also sluggish. He led him out and said very strangely: "Lang Jun, this is ...... This Taiyuan City doesn't seem to be quite right. ”

Even an idiot knows that something is wrong, Lin Azhen picked his head with his hands, looked left and right at the stalls that continued to make a living, and finally put his eyes on Miaozhu, frowned and thought about it, the big man who peed in the alley twice, the farmer who bought sugar gourds with a huge amount of money, and the guy who cheated the dead in front of him, it seems that he had seen it two hundred years ago, but he couldn't remember it for a while.

Just when he was stammering, suddenly a little lady who had not removed her makeup was screaming from the distance, and the lotus shoes stepped on one, and her face was sweaty and red, and she screamed while running: "Oh no, no, it's over, it's over." The voice turned out to be a male voice, the hands in front of him swayed from side to side, and there was something in the middle, just like playing table tennis.

Lin Ah was really surprised, seeing that this man dressed as a woman Hua Dan was running quickly, he hurriedly pulled the baby to the side and made way of the avenue, and saw that Hua Dan ran to the temple, jumping and shouting: "It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's going to die, it's going to die, it's going to die." ”

Miao Zhu was startled, stretched out his hand and grabbed the thing flying between his hands, saw that it was a jade pendant, squinted at it, and screamed in fear: "Fuck!" Pulling his right leg back, he stretched out and threw the jade pendant into the sky, and scolded: "You don't want to fucking die, where did you touch the Lingling of the spirit." ”

"Ahh Hearing the waist card of the waiter, the stunned twenty or so stalls shouted in unison, and ran neatly towards Pei Lingfei, and in the blink of an eye, the stalls were still there, and the stall owners disappeared one by one.

"It turned out to be these things that deceived the dead." Hearing the waiter, and seeing that everyone was a practitioner, Lin Azhen suddenly realized, ascended to heaven and became a Buddha on the spot, and took the baby's little hand and said with a smile: "They are the rabble of the Beihe Society, and what these people are doing is the trick of abduction, whoever meets them, who is unlucky." ”

Wang Yuyu had seen the Xishan Society, and was still thinking about what this famous Beihe Club would look like, but when he saw it, he was speechless and asked: "The person who was in the alley twice must also be a member of the Beihe Society." ”