1. Chapter 1: The Abominable Emperor Lao Tzu
"Giggles!" A crisp laugh like a silver bell came from the Asgard Palace, accompanied by the smell of wine.
I saw a wooden sign standing on the side, on which a row of big characters was written - "Heavy life, trespass is strictly prohibited!" ”
"What does Yun Shangxian think of this fate?" Si Ming Xingjun took a sip of the wine glass, half-squinting as if he was enjoying it, but his eyes followed Feng Yun's face closely, for fear of missing a trace of expression change.
"I knew that when the Si Ming Xingjun could have such leisure and elegance, this immortal would not go to the remote thirty-ninth heaven, come to this place of destiny to find a little immortal official, and still be able to watch some destiny for fun every day, it is much more comfortable than guarding a non-flowering wood all day long in the thirty-ninth heaven!" The woman's voice is like a mountain spring, the wind of the tree, indescribably beautiful, and below the left corner of her eye is a blooming black vine flower, and the faint ice blue adds a touch of enchantment to the woman's stunning face.
"The meaning of the immortal's words......" The hand pouring the wine paused in mid-air, and Si Ming Xingjun was so nervous that he sweated his clothes.
"It's really funny!" Feng Yun smiled with crooked eyebrows, but a dark light flashed in his eyes, and his fingers stroked the words on the life grid, and there were some changes on it.
"Shangxian is satisfied?" Si Ming Xingjun suddenly let out a sigh of relief, and wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead without a trace.
"Satisfied, satisfied! However, compared to this life, the peach blossom brew treasured by the Peach Blossom Fairy is more popular with the immortals! "Feng Yun's greedy cup is famous, but she has a holiday with those flower fairies, and she can only go back to the Feng Clan Immortal Palace to move a few small altars on weekdays, and his eldest brother has banned her from drinking, so she can only occasionally come to Si Ming to rub a few glasses.
"If the cloud immortal likes it, there are still several altars buried in the backyard, and Si Ming will order someone to dig them up now!" Speaking of this, Si Ming suddenly felt a pain in his flesh.
According to Feng Yun's amount of wine, he is afraid that his treasures in the past few decades will be murdered, those superb peach blossom brews, he has not been willing to drink them for a hundred years, but now he can only watch the empty wine jar swirling on the ground.
But compared to his life and cultivation, these good wines are nothing!
"It's a good feeling!" The smile on Feng Yun's face deepened, and the hand holding the wine glass stretched out and poked Si Ming's shoulder: "The Peach Blossom Fairy has been in love with you for a long time, it is better to obey her, if this fairy is addicted to alcohol in the future, he will not worry about satisfying his hunger!" ”
"Yunshang Immortal, anyway, you also drank my three jars of peach blossom brew, and they all said that eating people has a short mouth, so don't squeeze me anymore!" Speaking of the Peach Blossom Fairy Si Ming, I felt a headache, except for the stubborn woman who gave him peach blossom brew to make him a little happy, the rest of the things were to block him, and he ran into his fairy palace every day, which really made people live in peace!
"Okay, okay! I won't squeeze you today, and when you don't have a good wine to entertain one day, this immortal will give you two talks about marriage when you go to the old moon! Seeing that there were four fairy children bringing wine in, the mellow aroma of wine made Feng Yun lose his former appearance, and he picked up a jar of peach blossom wine, and even lost the wine glass in his hand, and raised his head to drink a little liquid overflowing from the corners of his lips, and he disappeared into the collar along the neck with beautiful lines.
Si Ming Xingjun lost his mind for a moment, and then shook his head in distress, it seems that it is wrong to be beautiful, such as this Fengyun's catastrophe, it is really sad that he is a little immortal official!
"By the way, whose life is it?" Feng Yun shook the life grid in his hand and asked knowingly. dared to let her enter the world to experience a hundred lifetimes of love, and the first ninety-nine lives did not live to be fifteen years old, if it wasn't for Si Ming's good relationship with her, she would have set fire to this life room.
"A certain immortal, heh, hehe!" Si Ming Xingjun laughed very falsely, if he told the truth at this time, he would definitely be slapped away by her, and when she went through the calamity, he would definitely thank him for this good relationship!
"A certain immortal?" Feng Yun half-squinted, swallowed the last bite of peach blossom brew into his stomach, and then showed a harmless smile: "Si Ming you used such a good wine to entertain this immortal today, presumably you also want to see the scenery under the immortal platform, this immortal is kind-hearted, if you want to, this immortal will be perfect!" ”
The ice-blue flower print in the corner of his eye suddenly burst out with a cold light, and the temperature in the life grid room dropped suddenly!
"I've also shown you that fate, but you said you were satisfied!" Si Ming suddenly made a bitter face, and secretly shouted in his heart that he was unlucky, how could such a private matter be discovered by her!!
"This variety of ways to die, used on you, this immortal is satisfied, but if it is used on this immortal......" Feng Yun paused, and suddenly smiled charmingly: "What do you think this immortal will do?" ”
"Cloud Immortal, no, Emperor Ji, you should know that I was also forced!" Si Ming Xingjun took a few steps back, and the cold sweat on his forehead broke out. He can't afford to provoke the identity of the emperor of the Guangfeng clan, who doesn't know that this Fengyun is the treasure of the entire Feng clan, there is a god of war father, and there is a demon queen mother, as well as the brother who is crazy about the pet sister, aside from these three people, Fengyun himself is a difficult guy to mess with, he is ranked as an immortal before he is 50,000 years old, and he occupies the thirty-ninth heaven of the ninefold heaven, and his attitude towards the thorn in the eye is even more ......
Half a month ago......
"If this immortal jumps off this Sendai and doesn't die, you will also jump down?" Feng Yun played with her hair, as if she had jumped off Zhuxiantai and played with her.
"Of course, there are all immortals as proof!" A touch of fierceness flashed in the eyes of the woman in pink, why is she so talented? Why was she named "The First Immortal in the Heavenly Realm"?? Why did she monopolize the thirty-ninth heaven alone?
The fire of jealousy burned in her chest, she didn't believe it, this woman could jump off Zhuxiantai and not die, even if she didn't die, her cultivation was abolished, she couldn't go to the heavenly palace again!
Thinking of this, the face of the woman in pink became hideous and distorted, as long as this woman died, she would be able to regain the throne of the "First Immortal in the Heavenly Realm"!
"Good!" The corners of Fengyun's lips hooked a playful arc, and jumped off Zhuxiantai.
"Ah——!h
"This ......"
"Oh my God!"
The immortals couldn't help but exclaim, they wanted to stop it, but it was too late.
I thought that the two of them were just talking, who knew that the immortal on the cloud was so true, you have to know that the immortal on the cloud is so true, you have to know that the immortal is only invalid for the demon race, mortals will be wiped out if they jump down, and the immortal with a slightly weaker mana will also lose their lives, even if she is an immortal, she will also be abolished for cultivation.
"This ...... Peony fairy, aren't you excessive? One of the immortals couldn't help but open his mouth to reprimand.
This bet is about a clear-eyed person, and everyone knows that the cloud immortal has suffered a big loss.
"The immortals saw it just now, the immortal didn't force her, everything was voluntary by the cloud immortal, and the immortal didn't expect that the cloud immortal would really jump off the immortal platform!" The peony fairy made a very innocent expression, but her heart was secretly happy, this peony has been the king of flowers since ancient times, and you should keep your non-flowering broken Xuanteng tree well, instead of taking the reputation of "the first immortal in the world" with this immortal!
For a long time, just as the immortals were about to disperse.
"Peony Fairy!" A pleasant female voice came, and all the immortals were stunned, and after looking back at the person who came, their expressions were even more stunned.
"Cloud ...... Immortals on the clouds? The peony fairy took a few steps back as if she had seen a ghost.
"Peony Fairy, should you honor your bet?" Feng Yun hooked his lips and sneered, approaching her step by step.
"No, don't!" The peony fairy shook her head frantically, as if she had lost her original leisurely appearance. Her 80,000-year-old cultivation can't be stripped away, can't!
"Isn't it the peony fairy who is fooling this immortal? It's just that there are some things that you can't help it! Feng Yun's eyes narrowed slightly, and the entire Zhuxiantai was suddenly surrounded by a black evil aura.
"Ahh A terrible scream sounded, the smoke dispersed, and all the immortals fixed their eyes to see that the trace of the peony fairy had long disappeared from the ground.
But I saw that Yun Shangxian patted the embroidered shoes, and then yawned lazily, hooked his hand, and summoned a little fairy in green clothes: "You go back and tell my brother, I am in trouble again, let him help me deal with the aftermath!" ”……
"Forced? Forced by whom? If it weren't for the fact that you were forced, how could this immortal drink and talk with you here? "Not long after she finished the tribulation of the immortals, what kind of love calamity came again, what a joke!
"This is what the Emperor of Heaven meant! The Emperor of Heaven doesn't intend to investigate the matter of you kicking the Peony Fairy down from Zhuxiantai last time, but if you don't enter the world, I'm afraid that this matter will make your father ......."
"Don't say it, it's just a calamity for entering the WTO, and I'll go with you when I finish drinking this peach blossom brew!" actually moved out her father to intimidate her, this hateful Emperor of Heaven!