Chapter 245: Eating Stink
The potholed dirt ground rolled on the wheels, and a black mark was pressed in a circle, suspiciously yellow, brown, and black. The dirt liquid in the wooden groove of the wheel is shaken, and it falls off the wheel when it encounters a slight bump, which is the raw material for the car mark. The round umbrella-shaped silver roof top, although the true color can still be seen, is more of a brownish yellow pat, and a lump of lump is also stuck on the edge of the wide curtain, and the more you look at it, the more you produce a strange feeling of nausea.
And not only this car, but also the horses behind the car, the people on the horses, and especially the clothes worn by the people, all have similar suspicious "patterns".
The color is embarrassing, it's a big deal to turn your eyes and don't look at it, the problem is that you can't see and smell, the kind that goes straight to the nerve center, immediately contracts the stomach, and instantly squeezes out all the things in the stomach, so thick that the layers are impermeable, and the smell is stinky!
In a nutshell, the crown prince and his guards of the East Palace swam out of the dung pit.
Behind the guards was the Du Guard, probably the prince had the ghost idea of hiding gold and did not let them follow deeply, so he was lucky not to be drenched by the dung rain that was blown up. At this time, with the guards on their backs, covering their noses, fanning the wind, and snickering, they "collapsed into an army".
In the chariot, the crown prince's hair was wet, and a general's robe was draped over his white silk undershirt, apparently stripped from the general of the capital army. He wrinkled his face, crooked his beard and mouth, and kept his hands under his nose.
Lan Sheng watched the chariot drive slowly, and coldly looked at the prince with a silk gagged several times, thinking that this noble highness was stinky. But he is the crown prince, and when he comes in, of course he has to sit out, and he has to maintain the stability of Mount Tai when he collapses in front of him, so as to be like a prince. The chariot can't leave the mountain pass, and she probably has to walk so nobly all the time, she really wants to burst into laughter.
The streamer laughed. Such a comical scene, the enemy can't even blush in front of him.
However, the convoy is still far away from Lan Sheng and them, and there is not only one streamer who laughs happily, many children from Za Yushan run with the team, pinching their noses and giggling and having fun, and the children's songs are all made up.
In the slag jade mountain, there is a gold mine, the hungry ghost digs, drops the trouser belt, and the greedy ghost digs. Eat fecal residue.
The guards drove the horses and threatened. The children flew away like birds, but they went around to the back of the capital guards to sing nursery rhymes and clap their hands, more fearless than adults.
Lan Sheng saw that the prince's face was getting more and more stinky, although he was not nosy. Only soft hearts for children. I'm afraid that he will be on fire for a while and have murderous thoughts. Her "bad heart" turned fast. The sleeves are windy, quietly out.
The prince really wanted to order, "Come on!" Put ......"
A gust of wind whirred. The roof was blown and swayed, and it crackled and fell bean-sized dung ideas, drenching the prince from head to toe. also because he was so angry that he wanted to shout to kill, his mouth opened wide, and he smacked into two mouthfuls of at once.
The prince jumped up, spit out, and wiped his tongue with his sleeve. After wiping it for a long time, I remembered that my sleeves were also stained with feces, my face changed from stinky black to vicious yellow, my eyes rolled up, and I fell straight down.
Hearing a group of people urgently calling His Royal Highness the Prince, Lan Sheng was still stunned, and said to the fruitless person who had already stood back beside him, "So you're fainting?" β
Wuguo adjusted his breathing, put away the bamboo sword, and changed his evil phase back to the bitter phase, "So you can't eat dirty things indiscriminately." β
Lan Sheng was straight, no longer focusing on the chaos over there, and urged Yurui to get in the car, "Let's go quickly, otherwise those people will see you, and most of them will ask you to go to the prince's doctor." β
It was rare that Yurui didn't pay attention to the "patient", stepped into the car and turned her head, frowned at Jin Nian, and said softly, "Don't kill again." β
Jin Nian was indifferent, "You haven't married me yet." He looked at Lan Sheng again, "Be careful." I only promise your husband that you will go out safely, and that you will be able to take your life when the night is over. β
Lan Sheng smiled and narrowed his eyes, "Okay, I'll be careful, I'll wait for you to pick it up." But before that, it's important for you to save your own life first, everyone here is the prince who has seen it, only you-"
Before the words fell, Jin Nian sat in the front seat of another carriage and took the reins, intending to play the coachman.
"This is my position, get out of here!" The car was originally sat by Yurui, and the streamer was in charge of driving the car, so that people occupied the seat, of course, it was not polite.
Yurui's little face was revealed from behind the curtain, a little helpless, "Don't fight, streamer, you take my car and my eldest sister's car." β
Streamer still listened to Yurui very much, nodded his index finger at Jin Nian, made a gesture to wipe his neck, and with a warning on his face, then turned his head and walked towards Lan Sheng's carriage.
Lan Sheng had other ideas, and said to Liuguang, "I'm not on the same road as Yurui, but my car is bigger, and the medicinal herbs can be twice as much, so you can drive it." At the same time, he ordered him to send half of his men to accompany him.
Since the Bright Moon Hall was gone, the palace guards of the Heavenly Maiden and the Holy Maiden had also withdrawn. If the two of them go out on important occasions, they will bring the nurse in the house, and more often than not, like today, Yurui and Streamer go out on their own.
Yurui heard it in the car, and quickly poked her head out, "Won't the eldest sister come with me?" β
"Am I such a kind person to help buy medicine? And with you, I will definitely have to pay for the money of the medicinal herbs. "Yurui has her set of tricks to catch, and Lan Sheng is half a businessman and doesn't take the bait.
"Don't ask for it from home, this silver should be allocated by the Imperial Medical Bureau, if you don't ask them to take it, they will put it in their pockets." Fraud has long been the norm in Daei officialdom.
"The prince's chariot will come over immediately." β
Streamer received Lan Sheng's signal and galloped.
"Wait! Please stay with the Holy Maidenβ"
Lan Sheng heard a shout behind him, and turned around to see An Hu approaching quickly. He turned a blind eye to her, but let the carriage that Sumire had caught up with block her. He went to the left, and Sumire went to the left; He went to the right, and Sumire went to the right.
An Hu raised his horsewhip and slapped it twice at Jin Nian, "Stupid thing, can you drive?" Delay the diagnosis and treatment of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, you can't afford to pay for 10,000 deaths! β
The left and right shoulder clothes were torn, and there was a blood mark on each one, but Jin Nian drooped his head, and he didn't say a word, looking very afraid. However, it was at this moment that the car carrying Yurui ran out of the mountain pass and disappeared.
Although he knew that Jin Nian was deliberately beaten, Lan Sheng really didn't expect An Hu to whip and hurt people at will, so he couldn't help but sneer, "Lord An is not only a big official, but also has a big temper, but fortunately, it is not this concubine who is in the way of Lord An." β
By the way, it is necessary to clarify the boundaries between contradictions within the people and contradictions between the enemy and ourselves. Jin Nian: Internal contradictions. Anhu: Conflict between friend and foe.
"If it's really a mother who is in the way, of course the lower officials won't do it." An Hu's robe was also changed to the official uniform of the captain of the Du Hu Army, worthy of being the prince and the former celebrity, but several flies revolving around him, which is called the same smell.
"Concubine Ben just exchanged cars with the holy woman, and the coachman was not used to driving, so his hands and feet were slower. Lord An indiscriminately hurt people, even because of His Royal Highness the Prince, it was too much to take two slaps. Please send 20 taels of silver to the Six Princes' Mansion as a consultation fee and an apology. β
On this trip to Za Yushan, Lan Sheng didn't want to suffer a loss, so he liquidated them one by one-
Today's second chapter.
Phew-It's okay, I made up for yesterday's. (To be continued......)