The 28th episode of receiving a son, assassinating and being lynched
But he said that Chen Gong was about to kill Cao Cao, and suddenly thought about it: I am here with him for the country, and it is unjust to kill him. It's better to abandon and go elsewhere.
After thinking about it, he whispered to Cao Cao, who fell asleep on the ground: "Mengde! I said that you are a genius of the world, but I didn't expect you to be as cruel and unreasonable as that Dong Zhuo! Farewell today, I don't know when to meet, if we really see each other on the battlefield, I Chen Gong will not show mercy! How precious you are! Then he put his sword on the ground and rode away.
As soon as Chen Gong left, Cao Cao sat up, sweating profusely, and said to himself: "Shock me!" Fortunately, there are a lot of distractions in this force, otherwise my life would have been suspended today! The more he thought about it, the more frightened he became, so he hurriedly got up, collected his sword, and continued to flee.
Besides, Zhang Han has a seven-star treasure knife, and he plays all day long, and the so-called plaything is demoralized.
Xiao Liu couldn't stand it, and said closely: "Cold, now that the thief is now, it's just that you don't go to the plains to find the lord, why do you stay here for a long time?" ”
Zhang Han didn't know why, he looked at Xiao Liu, only to feel that the more he looked at Xiao Liu, the more beautiful he felt, and he couldn't help but have doubts in his heart.
Inexplicably, he didn't answer and asked: "Six, are you really good with me?" ”
Xiao Liu was even more dizzy and hurriedly replied: "The body is all for you, why is it not sincere?" ”
Zhang Han lowered his head and whispered: "I'm not the first person to eat crabs." ”
Of course, Xiao Liu understood what Zhang Han meant, but after all, what the other party said was true, and he didn't know how to refute it for a while, but he was ashamed and embarrassed, and walked back to the house angrily and sadly.
At this moment, the soldiers outside the door reported: "My lord, there is a child who is suffering from the outside of the house, saying that if he can't see you, he will commit suicide immediately!" ”
Zhang Han was still immersed in the conversation between Fang Cai and Xiao Liu, and replied casually: "Kill yourself yourself, just bring it in." ”
After a while, a child came into the house, saw Zhang Han, didn't say a word, and knelt directly on the ground and kowtowed!
Zhang Han, whether before or after the crossing, has never received such a great gift! Hurriedly picked up the child and said blamefully: "This is still a while before Chinese New Year's Eve, how can you kneel when you see someone?" Look at you are also a man, although you are young, how can you say that you kneel and kneel? Who knows that there is gold, platinum and sincerity under the man's knees? ”
As soon as Zhang Han said that, he looked at it and was surprised, it turned out that the child in front of him was the person he saved in the village that day!
At this meeting, Zhang Han's thinking was immediately pulled back to that tragic day, and he couldn't help but quickly reddened his eyes, and hurriedly pulled the child into the lobby, and then ordered his subordinates to prepare enough snacks and serve them in front of the child.
The child looked at the pastries that he had never eaten in his life, but he didn't take a penny, just looked straight at Zhang Han.
Zhang Han was a little embarrassed to be stared at, he understood that the other party must have come to thank him. So he said perfunctorily: "Helping others is fun, and seeing unevenness on the road is my principle of life." Little brother, when I was growing up with you, I idolized many righteous and brave people. Lei Feng, Zhang Haidi, and Xiaobing Zhang Gala, so I told others that I admired Reddy Gaga. ”
The child didn't reply, broke away from Zhang Han, knelt on the ground again, kowtowed three more times, and then got up and said firmly: "My name is Mao Ping, and my name is frank." On that day, the village was destroyed, and my father and mother were all murdered, and I asked the adults to take them in! In the future, where the adults go, where they will go, please don't dislike them! ”
Zhang Han finally understood the child's intention, but when he saw that the child was articulate, he liked it for a while, plus this child was born heroic, although he was still young, but he could see at a glance that he would be a handsome guy when he grew up!
Zhang Han almost didn't think about it and said, "Okay!" I promise you, you will follow me in the future! ”
The child was so overjoyed that he jumped up and down in this hall!
Zhang Han grabbed Mao Ping and said, "Child, the name your father gave you is not very good." Mao Ping Mao Ping, it feels like a piece of hair~ That's it, since you follow me, can you follow my surname in the future? Zhang Han himself didn't know why Lu Dao said such a thing, probably because he had read too many historical stories and found that some celebrities did this, so he imitated it.
When Mao Ping heard this, he seemed a little reluctant, and shook his head worriedly.
Of course, Zhang Han understood that the child was unwilling, so he said: "Also, the surname is the only thing you miss your parents." How can I change it? I was so careless. ”
saw Mao Ping hurriedly replied: "It's not like this. My lord, Mao Ping is very grateful to you. But Mao Ping looked for you all the way and found out that you were the wave of Liu Xuande, the emperor's uncle of the Plains! ”
Zhang Han replied: "Sister Ni, you are young, will you still use a wave of this word?" ”
Mao Ping continued: "I heard that there is a general under Uncle Liu Huang's account who is extremely brave, and he dared to enter the Yellow Turban Camp alone, although I am young, but I admire it!" I hope you can help me introduce me in the future, I really want to be his adopted son! ”
Zhang Han suddenly understood something: "What do you mean, you especially admire Guan Yu, right?" Still want to be his adopted son? He has a hairy specialty, huh? Well, there are places where he is really long. But compared to me, it's a lot worse, okay? After all, Zhang Han felt that he had saved Mao Ping, but this Mao Ping admired people he had never met so much, of course, he felt a little unbalanced in his heart, and then continued to vomit and said: "I like Guan Yu so much, he returns to the plain one day, and you have his surname!" ”
After Zhang Han finished speaking, he suddenly woke up, then looked at the child, and said in disbelief: "This Nima, so you are Guan Ping?" ”
Speaking of this, a group of soldiers suddenly broke into the door, and when they saw Zhang Han, they arrested them!
Before Zhang Han could react, he asked loudly, "I'll go?" What's the situation? ARE YOU GUYS A GANK? ”
The soldier replied: "Lord Dong Zhuo was assassinated, the assassin is Cao Mengde, I heard that Cao Cao came to your mansion before the assassination, and now, of course, I will take you to the trial!" ”
Zhang Han's crotch instantly warmed: "Master Bing, the trial is returned, we can get a fair trial, torture or something, you are not allowed to come!" ”
Before they finished speaking, the group went out.
Xiaoliu heard the movement in the room and rushed out, but saw that everyone had dispersed, and at this moment only Mao Ping looked at her
"Oops!" "Oops!" "It hurts, it hurts!" "Death, death, death!"
Zhang Han kept screaming, but how could the soldier who forced the confession let go? Whip after whip, only a few hours, Zhang Han has been beaten so much that he doesn't even know his mother. At this moment, Zhang Han tied his hands and hung upright in the air, covered in whip wounds, thinking to himself: I go, these scenes depicted in the films I watched before crossing can make me extremely excited, why do you want to die quickly?
"I've only tried two people besides you. Do you want to know the story of the two of them? The soldier said with his tongue scratching the blood on the whip.
Zhang Han had no strength and was extremely weak, and after glancing at the soldiers, he asked: "Brother, in fact, I usually like to watch "Reader", "Bosom Friend", "Story Club" or something, but I have never watched it in a hanging state. Can you do it?"
"Phew!" A mouthful of thick phlegm spit on Zhang Han's face, only that Zhang Han couldn't even open his eyes!
The soldier said, "I told you so much? I've tried two people before. He didn't recruit the first person, so I arranged for him to be placed in the newly built inner room of the palace! ”
Zhang Han wondered, but he didn't dare to speak, after all, the saliva was still sliding down his face, and he was about to vomit if he put a mouth in his mouth.
The soldier continued: "Isn't it strange why I am so good to him? Because it was a newly built building, the air pollution inside was serious, and all the data exceeded the standard, so I forced him to keep breathing inside! Breathe! Finally! He's dead! ”
Zhang Han's eyes widened and he thought: Nima, can you think of such a perverted trick? ”
After seeing Zhang Han's exaggerated expression, the soldier was very proud and continued: "He didn't recruit the second person, so I arranged for him to go to the palace pool. Because there are a lot of people in there who pee secretly in the water. So his job is to be a urine taster. Of course, he drank and drank and drank! ”
Zhang Han was about to collapse: "I'll go, how many big characters are written on your wall?" ”
Zhang Han thought about it, so he looked at the wall, and saw five big characters - no - have to use - private - The soldier looked back and smiled and said: "Oh, I forgot to tell you, because the word [no] is too long, there was originally a [walking word bottom] at the bottom." So the original words should be - also-to-use-lynching! ”
"Where's the cheat?" Zhang Han scolded loudly, and the disgusting saliva on his face naturally slipped into his mouth! Zhang Han said loudly in disgust: "I grass, Lao Tzu will swear a poisonous oath now, I will definitely make you worse than dead!" I will definitely use the most vicious trick of my life against you! ”
The soldier looked up to the sky and smiled: "Ha Lu Ha Don't forget, you're still hanging! ”
But at this moment, several people rushed in the torture room, led by an old man! I saw the old man shouting loudly: "Hugh is rude! This is the envoy of Liu Bei's delegation in the plains! How can you be punished here? I have made it clear to the Prime Minister that the envoy is innocent, so I don't want to loosen my ties quickly! ”
Zhang Han looked at it intently, it turned out to be Situ Wang Yun!
I saw that the soldier immediately became as fast as a dog, and Zhang Han loosened the shackles while saying in a loud voice: "Oops! It turned out to be a brother envoy! Brother envoy, misunderstanding! It's all a misunderstanding! In fact, when you just entered here, the little one saw that you were extraordinary, and their admiration for you was like the water of the Yellow River, gushing endlessly, and sometimes flooding out of control! ”
Zhang Han retreated from restraint, but after all, he had been whipped for too long, and the whole person was about to be drawn into prostration, and he didn't stand firm for a while and fell down, but found that a pair of familiar little hands around him hugged him gently, and looked at it with difficulty, it was Xiao Liu who had already cried into tears, and he was supporting himself at this moment!
Zhang Han said to Xiao Liu intermittently: "Arrest this beast for me, and when I recover from my injuries, I will tell him what it means to be - also--get-use-privately-torture!" ”