Chapter 178: Eunuch VS Pseudo-Niang
No matter what the reason, it is certain that the son in front of him does not want to be in the limelight, which is tantamount to giving himself this great credit! Liu Dianshi looked up at Wu Wei, and couldn't believe that such a good thing would fall on his head.
In fact, how did he know that Wu Wei, the "merit" of this idea, didn't take it seriously at all, it was a big deal to get a few words of praise from King Xiaofu, and a few silver rewards, for Wu Wei, who has now hugged Yang He's thigh (aiming at the emperor's thigh), has a lot of money, and has a net worth of hundreds of thousands of taels of silver, it can be said that he can't even be considered a fart.
Especially Wu Wei's little careful thinking is estimated to be incomprehensible to people in this year, everyone is a young person, why let Lao Tzu kneel for you, first of all, Wu Wei can't accept it psychologically, he is a highly educated young man in the 21st century, even if he comes to the Ming Dynasty to follow the customs, at most kneel to the emperor Lao'er, but it can still be accepted, after all, the heaven and earth are the same as the teacher, and it is barely reasonable to rely on cultural traditions.
And even if Chongzhen is not in a thousand ways, at least he has a firm stance on the issue of dealing with foreign enemies, and he will not give an inch, and in the end he died in the country, and he died a heroic death, just by virtue of this, Wu Wei kowtowed to him without any psychological obstacles. You Xiaofu Wang is a gentleman, you can only eat, drink and have fun, bully men and women, and be abused into scum by the rogue, where can you knock this head?
It is because Wu Wei simply plans to give this "credit" to this Liu Dianshi, and everyone is a classic history, which can be regarded as a fate.
It's just that this is a trivial matter for Wu Wei, but the significance for Liu Dianshi is extraordinary. Deal with it on the spot, the consequences are unimaginable!
It is certain that the number of dead and injured will increase several times, and if there are noble relatives and family members, it will be even more difficult to deal with the aftermath! These are not enough, if the son of the world is a little frightened, he will have a seizure. I can't eat at home! Officialdom dumping is the norm, Liu Dian Shi is a person with no very strong background, a small classic history, and a humble official is the best candidate to be pushed out as a scapegoat!
The chaos in front of him has subsided, and his own life has been steadily saved, which has already made Liu Dianshi grateful to Wu Wei to twelve points! And his own suitable talents are also trying their best to maintain it in the meantime, and they are very hard-working, and they study it carefully. If the official is in a good mood, it is just a matter of uncertainty whether he will be punished for investigation, compared to being stabbed with a rod, and his family members have no officials, the difference between them is nothing less than a sky!
And now it's not just the misfortune that's gone. This son's intention is to give this great credit to his own family gently! If this is the case, you will be in a hurry. Heroes who have handled it properly! In front of him, how many soldiers were running hard to maintain order, how many Lang medical officers were busy rescuing the wounded, and even the prince of Fuwang had already sent people to stand by for use, and no one could see the orderly scene, just a moment ago. A catastrophe is almost about to happen! If you act according to Wu Wei's intentions, you really don't know what ghosts are unaware, even if the lord of the domain is there in person, you can only praise yourself as a "capable official"!
The original great mistake has become a great achievement, and the bottomless abyss has become a ladder of green steps. No one can believe this ups and downs!
It wasn't until Wu Wei repeatedly confirmed that he was a little impatient, and Liu Dianshi believed that this matter was true, and his gratitude was indescribable, and said: "I don't thank you for your great kindness, and the life of the subordinate Liu Yi and his family is all thanks to the foot!" The voice was also choked, and he said that he wanted to bow down!
Wu Wei's eyes were quick, and he hurriedly helped him up, joking, he didn't think he was eye-catching enough, how can you say that you are also an official of the imperial court, and bow down to yourself on the street, isn't this to attract everyone's attention?
That Liu Dianshi was supported by his hands, and he suddenly couldn't move, and was taken aback, and said in his heart that this person looks like a handsome son, but his arms are so powerful! At this time, a person suddenly approached, curling Tingting, but it was a young waiter, born with red lips and white teeth, clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, wearing a soft hat of Sanshan, wearing an indigo silk robe, first stood still, waved the dust in his hand, swept everyone from left to right, his eyes fell on Liu Dianshi and Wu Wei, and said: "Which of you is in charge here?" "The voice is shrill and proud, like a woman.
Wu Wei couldn't help but be slightly stunned when he heard his voice so strange, and immediately reacted.
The person in front of him is a lieutenant, that is, a eunuch!
In the Ming generation, eunuchs are a group that cannot be ignored, there are Liu Jin in the distance, Wei Zhongxian in the near future, Zheng He in the loyal ministers, and Wang Zhen in the traitorous ministers, which one is not a famous extravagant figure! He has the trust of the Son of Heaven, wields the authority of the world, dominates the wind and clouds, refers to the deer as a horse, regards the doctor as a chicken, and plays with it. Pavilion Lao Shangshu ran under the door, famous scholars and Confucians were far away in the miasma, if Zuo Guangdou and other generations, they were even more killed in prison because of the nine-thousand-year-old man's mouth!
It's just that eunuchs were born because of imperial power, and they were also destroyed because of imperial power, with the curtain call of the Qing Dynasty, in that time and space of Wu Wei, eunuchs have become the existence of novels and film and television works, although everyone knows it, but it is really full of mystery.
I didn't expect that when I came to the end of the Ming Dynasty, before I arrived at the Jingshi, I saw a real eunuch, even if it was just a eunuch in the palace, it was a fake eunuch, which made Wu Wei's gossip fire burn and his spirit was lifted! Nima in the 21st century is not without a shemale pseudo-female transsexual, all of them are in a mess, this little eunuch is so handsome, it's a pity not to mix in the entertainment industry.
Wu Wei sighed, while curiously looking at the little eunuch in front of him, to see that he did not have a beard, and there was no Adam's apple, about one meter six or five tall, although the cheekbones are slightly higher, the lips are slightly thinner, and he looks a little tricky and mean, but his appearance is delicate, his skin is white and red, and he has a first-class good appearance. Well, I heard that the nobles of the Ming Dynasty liked men the most, and the prince of King Fu was notoriously unscrupulous, and most of this person's chrysanthemums were probably not guaranteed
Hi, Qingben beauty, what about the palace? I just don't know if I can really only squat when I pee without that
Just thinking about it, the little eunuch saw that no one answered, Wu Wei looked at himself again, his eyes were still sweeping around his lower body, his heart was annoyed, and he glanced at him. He snorted. Wu Wei came back to his senses and hurriedly glanced at Liu Dianshi.
Although Wu Wei had something to say first, Liu Dianshi was born as a scholar after all, and he couldn't do much to admit credit in front of the main owner, but he just looked at Wu Wei with blank eyes, and he couldn't help but glance at himself at this time. Seemed to be more anxious than himself, and couldn't help but rejoice in his heart, bowed to the little eunuch, and arched his hand: "Liu Yi, in the history of Xiangfu County, Kaifeng Prefecture, has seen the upper errand, I don't know what His Royal Highness the Prince of the World commands?" Since Wu Wei didn't want to reveal his identity (in fact, Liu Dianshi didn't know about it), he had to vaguely not mention anything else.
The little eunuch glanced at Liu Dianshi, then looked at Wu Wei, and said suspiciously: "Is it your whistle?" ”
Liu Dianshi looked at Wu Wei. Swallowed and foamed, and said vaguely: "Well, but"
The little eunuch interrupted him and said, "This whistle is blowing well, and the suona team of the palace is not as good as you, and the prince praised it just now." After a pause, he said: "The prince ordered me to announce you over, and most of them want you to blow it again to listen." It's just a matter of seeing the miscellaneous family. Then he turned around and left, not to mention that.
Wu Wei was suddenly messy. Nima and us spent so much effort to quell a catastrophe, how many lives were saved, and after a long time, they got an evaluation whistle that sounded good? The angle and depth of the problem are really unfathomable.
After thinking about it, his guards drove people into the water on the bridge without hesitation. In the heart of this noble son, I am afraid that the lives of the common people are not worth a penny, and they are not as good as the eagle dogs they raise. Seeing the injured people around him crying and moaning, Wu Wei couldn't help but feel angry in his heart.
Liu Dian Shi heard Wu Wei and others blowing the bamboo whistle, but the ups and downs had their own laws, but he didn't know where he knew. If you want to go and show your stuffing, you can't help but look at Wu Wei as if asking for help.
Wu Wei untied the bamboo whistle around his neck, stuffed it into Liu Dianshi's hand, called Lao Huang again, and ordered: "You take a few people to go over with Lord Liu, obey the orders of the adult, and go back quickly." After a pause, he added: "By the way, you also have to talk to Lord Liu about the method of blowing." Lao Huang got the order and nodded in response, Liu Dianshi saw this, held the bamboo whistle in his hand, and nodded to Wu Wei gratefully.
Wu Wei was afraid that something would happen after a long time, so he didn't say much to him, arched his hand, turned around and walked with the flow of people, several guards hurriedly followed, Liu Dianshi realized that he didn't know Wu Wei's name and surname, and after chasing two steps, he could still see Wu Wei's trace. At this time, the little eunuch saw that he had not followed for a long time, and stood still in the distance, kept waving his hand, urging very urgently, so he had to stop, and when he asked Lao Huang on the road, he was willing to say anything, just laughed and said nothing, and talked to him about the blowing method of this bamboo whistle while walking.
In fact, it is very simple to say, but it is three long whistles, on behalf of the general himself here, whistle to gather troops, and respond to three short whistles, indicating that he has received an order and is on his way, this is the simplest of the Ansai camp orders, although Liu Dianshi is not a smart ice and snow, but he will listen to it. Lao Huang talked about a few simple methods, and when the time came, there would be a performance by a sergeant who was familiar with ventriloquism, and Liu Dianshi would only be responsible for a simple explanation.
Sure enough, the prince saw a few people, casually praised a few words, and ordered him to reproduce the scene of blowing the whistle and gathering troops, Liu Dianshi trembled and tried to play according to what Lao Huang said, several Ansai sergeants responded up and down, slow and orderly, such as birds and insects, it was very good, and a ventriloquist master in the sergeant used a bamboo whistle with ventriloquism to imitate the sound of various beasts and birds, which was lifelike, and attracted the joy of Xiaofu Wang.
At this time, the prefect of Kaifeng, Xiangfu County and other local officials all rushed to the news to express their condolences and ask for guilt, and King Xiaofu was in a wonderful mood, not only did not attack everyone, but greatly praised Liu Dianshi. Everyone knows Liu Dianshi, but they don't know that he has such a ability, I heard people talk about the causes and consequences, and he turned out to be a first-class person, and he was really talented when he was a pawn history! And if it weren't for the right talent, he handled it properly and avoided a catastrophe, and it was impossible to say that many officials and officials present would follow him, and he saw Xiaofu Wang praise, and everyone praised Liu Dianshi, as if he had always been so shrewd and capable, and now what he did was exactly what he expected. The prefect of Kaifeng also admired his ability, and soon after the Kaifeng County Order was vacant, Liu Dianshi actually sat on the position of the Qipin Hall at the age of a tribute, and this is the later story. (To be continued......)