Volume 1: Crossing, I Am Long Aotian Chapter 13: Those Wonderful People
Finally, the tiring exam was over, Long Aotian accompanied Long Aoshuang under the podium with a pig's head face and a body injury to listen to the training director's lectures, for Long Aotian's injury, Long Aoshuang wanted to ask, but Long Aotian said every time that it was indeed deserved. On the other side, there was an extremely beautiful girl not far from Long Aotian, her eyes flashed with tears and she cast a resentful look at Long Aotian from time to time, this scene attracted the attention of many people, especially boys, so Long Aotian suddenly found that on the first day of his enrollment, he actually offended half of the freshmen in the school, and this discovery made Long Aotian speechless. This made him unreasonable to cheat his father, this is all caused by force majeure.
Fortunately, the exam has ended, so no one will embarrass him because of this, at least for the time being, Long Aotian also went to find his boys' dormitory after sending Long Aoshuang downstairs to their dormitory. Originally, Long Aotian wanted to send Long Aoshuang upstairs to help her pack up her things or something, but this school strictly prohibits the opposite sex from going to other people's dormitory buildings, so Long Aotian can only give up.
Of course, this school is full of spiritual superpowers, jumping into the girls' dormitory or something is simply effortless, this kind of regulation really many boys think it is nothing at first, some even defy the law, but they forget that the school is a superhuman world, so is the dormitory aunt really an ordinary person? I don't know how many people here have been Zihai masters, and they came back to the academy just to find an opportunity to break through the Dao realm, and these high-ranking people who have opened the hang are incarnating as dormitory aunts, sweeping uncles, etc., which is also an important reserve force of this academy.
So if one day a sweeping Abel says, young man, I see that your bones are amazing, here is a cheat book that can give you practice to one in ten thousand, the world is invincible, only ten yuan or a little discipline or something, as long as you don't meet a liar, then you have already made a fortune, open your life, get promoted and raise your salary to be the president, marry Bai Fumei and go to the peak of life. So the uncle and aunt here really can't be messed with, because your uncle is your uncle, and your aunt is still your aunt.
It is said that there was a boy who was not afraid of death and wanted to sneak into the girls' dormitory to visit his girlfriend, but he didn't expect to be caught by the dormitory manager's aunt. Even if she was caught, the aunt in charge was also a wonder, she actually tore half of her clothes and shouted indecent assault and rape. It turned out that the aunt in charge of the dormitory had practiced a very vicious kung fu that led to the destruction of her appearance, and she was 405 years old but had not been able to get married. Finally, he caught a handsome little guy decisively, and after all, the person was caught in the girls' dormitory, and the location where he was caught was really not usually close to the dormitory aunt's room, so the boy was speechless.
The end result was that the boy's girlfriend rewarded him with a slap and cried and broke up. Of course, there was also the dormitory manager aunt who cried on the spot, and the dormitory manager aunt cried more miserably than his little girlfriend, saying that she couldn't get married, and she wanted the boy to be responsible or something. Then everyone felt that it was reasonable, and they blamed the boy one after another, and morality, responsibility, law, and public opinion were all tilted towards the dormitory manager, and finally it was said that the boy couldn't stand it and got mentally ill. Within two years, he committed suicide and died, leaving a suicide note to tell the truth at that time.
Because it is a suicide note, everyone feels that the credibility is relatively high, so everyone gradually believed in the version that the boys said, because of this experience, the boys in the school have settled down, and the girls' dormitory has become a forbidden place for them to stop, after all, no one wants to be the next person who dies of mental illness, which makes the management of the school much easier, so the school has not stopped the spread of this version, but has become a lesson that will be said once a year in the freshman assembly (the main reason is the principal's chatter), so that everyone can calm down。 As for the truth, it is unknown whether she was insulted as the aunt said, or whether he was wronged as the boy said before he died.
"Hey, another great man who is crazy about love and dies for love. Long Aotian sighed lightly.
Long Aotian, who listened carefully to the principal's speech today, didn't dare to break into the girls' dormitory at all, so he sent Long Aoshuang downstairs and went to find his dormitory. The style of the school dormitory is better than Long Aotian imagined, if it is placed in the previous life, it is definitely a super luxury suite, this is a suite of six bedrooms and one living room plus a kitchen and public bathroom, each room has a separate bathroom, which is prepared for retreat, which is also the fundamental reason why everyone has an independent room, every cultivator may want to retreat, or they may have a space for independent thinking, so the academy naturally arranged a place for everyone very intimately, and everyone's room can only be opened by the owner, and everyone else is not qualified. Except for ~~~~~ housekeeper and aunt.
In fact, the establishment of the school was originally intended to build an independent dormitory, but later considering that it is easy for people in a dormitory to develop relationships, it is easy for students to develop their own connections and influence, which is very beneficial to the future of students. After all, those who can enter the joint school are the pride of the sky, and everyone knows that there will definitely be a lot of places to help each other in the future, so the dormitories have all been changed to six bedrooms and one living room for six people.
Long Aotian didn't have any opinion on this, he had also gone to college in his previous life, and he cherished his friendship with the university at that time, as a big brother who was mentally older and they didn't know how old (self-styled), Long Aotian still felt that he needed to unite the atmosphere of the dormitory, so he simply packed up his things and brought some specialties from his hometown, and planned to go to each room and visit his roommates one by one. As the saying goes, it's not strange to have many people.
Soon Long Aotian had already knocked on the door of the first room, the door was not fastened, and after knocking, Long Aotian went in directly. The room belonged to a boy with five big and three thick, and when Long Aotian opened the door and entered, he saw that this boy was holding a piece of fitness equipment, exercising his muscles, while exercising, he shouted: "Youth is blood, youth is sweat, youth is constant challenge." "Forging is nothing, but this line is so embarrassing that it explodes.
"I'm sorry, I just knocked on the door, and then I saw that the door was open, so I just came in, hoping it didn't bother you. Long Aotian said to the new roommate in front of him, he felt as if he had seen something he shouldn't have seen.
"It's okay, you're a new roommate, my name is Xue Shaofang, it's nice to meet you, if you don't mind, you can use the equipment here casually, exercise with me and show your youth and blood, otherwise let's go to the training ground to fight, I didn't fight enough in the ring today, those people are too careless." Xue Shaotian said, while the things in his hand were not idle for a second, but the biceps were almost bigger than Long Aotian's head, seeing this, Long Aotian finally realized that this was probably the legendary hot-blooded battle maniac.
"Eh~~~ No need, classmate Xue, it's a pleasure to meet you, my name is Long Aotian, this is some of the specialties I brought from home, please smile." Long Aotian said as he wanted to find a place to put the souvenirs he found in his personal space. Blood Shao Maniac may still feel that the battle is not enough, but Long Aotian thinks that it is, he has already fought two big battles today, and he is so tired that he just wants to be a salted fish, and he just rushes his biceps, Long Aotian feels that the decision to fight is not good.
However, Long Aotian wanted to leave, but after Xue Shaoyan heard Long Aotian's name, he couldn't listen to anything else, he looked at Long Aotian with bright eyes, and then ran over and held Long Aotian's hands and said: "You are the famous classmate Long Aotian? The first place in the exam? It's so good that you can share a room with such a strong classmate, by the way, I have questions about the exam I want to ask you, about today's exam, I want to ask, how did you get so fast in the first game, did you know in advance that there would be lightning?" ”
"Lightning?" Regarding Xue Shao's question, Long Aotian was very puzzled.
"That's right, haven't you encountered it? It's just that when I first entered the environment, as soon as I went out, I was struck by lightning, and then I was dizzy for a long time, and after I woke up, I was slashed again, and I was dizzy for a long time, haven't you encountered it?" Xue Shaofang looked at Long Aotian with expectant eyes, absorbing the good experience of others is also an important means to become stronger.
But hearing Xue Shaofang's question, Long Aotian could only shake his head, the exams in this school, even if they are perverted, will not be perverted to this extent. The two lightning bolts came down, and the others didn't care about it first, but Long Aotian estimated that he was not dead or half disabled. Does this baby have a problem with his brain? Exercise has forged muscles into his brain, but it's not like it, he looks at Xue Shaomad's eyes are very serious and clear, is this baby really so unlucky?
"I, like...... Uh~~~ I've never seen lightning. ”
Hearing Long Aotian's words, Xue Shao's face turned blue, this still didn't let him live, he usually didn't have to be unlucky, what the hell is it that he hit two lightning bolts when he took a test? It turned out that it was really something that only he had encountered, he was already strange, with his problem-solving speed, he recovered the day after being split, and then began to sweep away the enemy army, how could it be that the score in the first level was so low, it turned out to be this reason.
"Why, it's just me, it's just me. Got Long Aotian's answer, Xue Shao was crazy, holding his head and roaring, but at this time he accidentally stepped on a dumbbell used for exercise, and then hit the luggage that was originally folded, and the whole person fell backwards and fell on all fours, and the original stacked luggage smashed on him at the moment.
Long Aotian couldn't bear it when he saw this, and wanted to step forward to help him up and comfort him by the way, but before Long Aotian took two steps, Xue Shaoyan stood up by himself, and then said a word very angrily. "Youth is cultivation, since this is the case, I will practice until I am not afraid of being struck by lightning. Then he began to fiddle with his gym equipment again, and at this time, Long Aotian silently walked out of his room, and he didn't have anything to say. Anyway, brother, it's good if you're happy......
With a very speechless mood, Long Aotian knocked on the second door, thinking that it was estimated that the most bizarre roommate would be like a blood madman. The second room belonged to a short-haired black boy, whose left hand and right eye were wrapped in bandages, and it looked more seriously injured than Long Aotian, but other than that, there were not many scars on his body. Seeing this Long Aotian, he had just questions, but he was taken away by others
"Don't be silent, I know you want to ask me what's going on with my eyes and my left hand. Seeing this, Long Aotian nodded, he really cared. After all, his bandaging method didn't look like he was injured. But I don't know why, his heart is telling himself, don't listen, because the answer must be very bad.
"Hahaha, I know, I can't hide it from you, my name is Zhong Er, I am a brave man from the Nine Shadows Yellow Springs World, and my left eye is parasitic with a natural demon eye. Speaking of this, Zhong Er suddenly stopped, then grabbed his left hand and screamed on the bed. "Stop, I said this is my new friend, I won't use the Nine Shadows Yellow Spring Claw on my new friend, you have to listen to me. As he spoke, he rolled around.
And at this moment, Long Aotian was already sweating, because he knew what the symptoms were, this is the legendary standard middle two disease, pit daddy, his previous world didn't have superpowers, even if there was a middle two disease, why is there a cultivator in this world now, there are still middle two diseases, can it be that the middle two diseases can't be cured with superpowers?
Then he saw that this young man in the second middle school suddenly stopped struggling, and then suddenly the atmosphere changed, as if he had become another person, and then he put a hand in his hair, raised his head and said to Long Aotian with a downward look: "Come here to report your name." “
"Long Aotian, your new roommate, it's nice to meet you" Although I don't really want to know what tricks this classmate is doing, but this etiquette, Long Aotian still has to have.
"Hello, Mr. Long, I am the second dark soul sleeping on Zhong Er's body, Nine Shadows Zhong Er, we are the immortal twin souls. I didn't expect you to be able to summon me out, it's good, you have the qualifications to be killed. After saying that, Zhong Er began to sneer.
Then he suddenly changed his painting style and changed back to his original boy: "No, I of Jiuyou, you can't be like this, this is a friend." “
Then he changed back and said, "Hahaha, that's what I want you to do with me...... Hahaha"
Then Zhong Erqing began to walk around the room with his head in his arms, and from time to time he said, "You can't do this...... I'm going to ...... No...... You give me back", but unfortunately he kicked the foot of the table, and then, he changed to holding his little finger and spinning in pain, and after 30 seconds of spinning, he hugged his head back and continued to act.
Long Aotian suddenly found that he didn't want to stay in this room at all, and then he put down the gift, walked out of this room silently, and helped people close the door, he seemed to hear a sentence faintly.
"Don't go, this roommate, we haven't talked about catching the traitors of the Nine Shadows and saving the world, do you know that saving the world can only depend on us. “
Then Long Aotian walked faster, it is everyone's instinct to stay away from neuropathy, Long Aotian finally understood that when he was treated as a fool, those people took a detour when they saw him. He also wants to take a detour to the mentally ill now, is there any?
When Long Aotian walked to the door of the third room, he took a deep breath, and after making sure that his three views could withstand the third blow, he knocked on the third door, but this time he didn't see any gym equipment in the same place, nor did he see a secondary two teenager. He even found that he seemed to be in heaven. I saw a young man in the room, holding a bunch of memory crystals, jumping around. And his room is already densely covered with all kinds of engrams, which is not the point, the point is that each engram here is filled with different beautiful girls.
Suddenly, Long Aotian also felt ", have I come to heaven?"
"No, welcome, this is this academy, the information station of the beauties of all grades. At this time, the boy said proudly in a particularly gentlemanly voice: "Beauty is the common resource of all mankind, and we are here as the distribution center of the highest resources of all mankind, hello, my name is Xie Lang, and I am the owner of this distribution center." Xie Lang stretched out his hand to Long Aotian and shook it with him, and then he took out a crystal, activated it with spiritual power, and a bunch of fiery 3D photos that made people squirt blue blood appeared, and they could also cut pictures, as well as a video version.
Then Long Aotian was addicted to it, and he didn't know anything, so many other people's memory crystals obviously violated other people's privacy. Long Aotian felt that he had to educate his roommates and tell him what love and justice were, and then Long Aotian and Xie Lang had an in-depth discussion on topics such as which part of the girl is the most beautiful and which girl has the sweetest smile.
Long Aotian finally came out of Xie Lang's room with a radiant face, and he still had several memory crystals in his hands, what is this? By the way, it's just that the two sides are still exchanging courtesies, and it's definitely not that Long Aotian himself wants to ask Xie Lang to give him, it's definitely not like this.
Long Aotian, who had changed his face, walked into the fourth room, and finally there was a room that could make Long Aotian feel that he had found a normal person, Long Aotian really wanted to hug his master and say that he had found a confidant.
The owner of this fourth house is called Mei Changgang, a beautiful young man with long hair, if he doesn't look seriously, Long Aotian will definitely think that he is a woman, and in his room, he also saw a lot of memory crystals, which are Mei Changgang and a sister who looks similar to him. No, seeing Mei Changgang's appearance, Long Aotian is still not sure that this crystal is a sister paper, what if it is a women's clothing boss?
"What is this??" asked Long Aotian to the engram.
"My sister. Mei Changgang said lightly, after he said this, Long Aotian suddenly felt very surprised, this Mei Changgang is really the same kind, and he is actually a sister control, but after seeing his frowning eyes, Long Aotian felt that it was not the case, and in the end, because he couldn't figure out the situation, Long Aotian was not very good to keep bothering, Long Aotian just said hello to him and put down the gift, and then walked to the fifth room.
The door of the fifth room was open, Long Aotian knocked on the door, walked in and found that there was no one inside, so he went back.