(Keep roaring tickets~!) 1st update. ）

The whole world seems to be plunged into peace and tranquility in an instant, and there may still be disputes and conspiracies, but after all, they are hidden in unknown corners. No one knows when it will erupt, let alone when there will be true harmony.

Nazi remnants, Hawkeye, William, Lady Victoria, the unwilling American side...... There are many, many people, but at least the current Xiao Yuanchao is starting to become relaxed. After three years of hard work, he sent his son here, and he returned safely. He is not only a hero of the world, but also a hero of the family!

"You guys! Listen to me! In the family compound, Xiao Zhan put his hands on his waist and shouted at a group of children older than him: "My father is the god of war, my mother is the leader, I am the head of state, if you dare not listen to me, I will kill you all!" ”

The children who can be in the family home are all red children, which is a batch of fresh blood. These children are all older than Xiao Zhan, and the oldest is even six or seven years old, but in front of Xiao Zhan, who is three or four years old, he is completely like a little soldier.

God knows how the newcomer Xiao Zhan managed them well, but looking at Xiao Zhan with band-aids everywhere on his body, it is not difficult to imagine that this is a fight.

"Führer, where are we going to play today?" A little girl asked Xiao Zhan with big dark eyes.

"Hmm...... Today...... Xiao Zhan changed his waist to a small hand behind his back, and muttered like an adult: "Let's smash the pot of the chief of staff of the king today!" ”

"Wow Wow Wow ......"

As soon as the words ended, a five or six-year-old child burst into tears.

"Indecent smashing my pot, whoa, whoa, whoa...... Our family still needs to eat......"

looks taller than Xiao Zhan and is stronger than Xiao Zhan, but when he heard that he was going to smash his own pot, this child was directly scared and cried.

"Don't cry!" Xiao Zhanhu threatened with a smile: "If you cry again, I'll beat you to death!" Smashing your pot is the glory of your family given by the Führer, it is supreme, you know? Crying again? Crying again? If you cry again, I'll beat you to death, strip you naked and hang you on the overpass! My dad is the god of war, my mom is the leader, my grandfather is the chief of staff, my grandmother is Mrs. Kuo, my grandfather is the old god of war, my little grandfather is the minister, your dad is the little chief of staff, if you dare to cry again, I will ......"

The child was so frightened by Xiao Zhan's words that he didn't dare to cry anymore, yes, Xiao Zhan's father is the god of war, his mother is the leader, and his father is a small chief of staff......

"Keys!" Xiao Zhan stretched out his little hand.

The child obediently took out the key and handed it to Xiao Zhan.

Holding the key, Xiao Zhan raised his right hand and said loudly: "Soldiers, we can launch a general attack on the pot of Chief of Staff Wang's house, infinite glory awaits you, and you will become the greatest warrior to sit down with the Führer." Charge!!! ”

"Whoa......"

"Rush!"

“……”

A group of little kids, led by Xiao Zhan, rushed into a house and smashed the stove in someone else's house. In the end, he blocked the toilet again, and Xiao Zhan also plugged the range hood with his hand.

"Führer, Führer, we have successfully broken through the pot of Chief of Staff Wang's house and completed the task. Where are we going next? ”

"Well, Deputy Commander Zhang is not a good comrade, he didn't know how to give me a little bit of pork head meat last time, which is the biggest disrespect to the Führer. Well...... The next goal of the battle is ...... Take down all the clothes of Deputy Commander Zhang and put them in the courtyard to burn at the stake! ”

"But Deputy Commander Zhang is my father......"

"Can your dad beat me my dad?"

"I can't...... Well, we launched a general assault on my dad's clothes, put them in the yard and burn them at the stake! ”

……

The family compound has been in a state of chickens and dogs all day long, and since Xiao Zhan came, it has not stopped at any time. This kid is like a horsepower engine, even in the middle of the night, he can sneak out of the house alone, and smash other people's glasses with stones. The most powerful thing is that he fought with all the children in the compound as soon as he came, and even singled out a group of people, and beat a group of children to flee everywhere, establishing his position as the head of state here.

"Baby, our pot was smashed, the toilet was blocked, and the range hood was blocked, all of which Xiao Zhan did in your family."

"All my clothes were taken to the yard and burned, even the clothes I changed and washed were burned for me......"

"Baby, go and see our house, the toilet was blown up by firecrackers, feces and urine are flying, can the whole house still be inhabited?"

"Your family is all good, our computers, TVs, and light bulbs have all been smashed! The mattresses were all pulled down and cut into pieces, ......."

“……”

A group of people came to the door to ask for an explanation, which gave the baby a headache.

"I know, Chief of Staff Wang, I'll immediately ask someone to put the toilet in your house and change the stove...... Commander Zhang's clothes...... How about I go to the warehouse first and change the clothes? There is also a light bulb TV at Commissar Zhuang's house, and I immediately asked people to buy a new one and replace it with a ......."

"It's not a question of whether to change or not, it's not a question of whether to pay or not, it's a question of your discipline!" A major general said to Du Baobao earnestly: "We can't neglect to discipline our children, we have all become invincible little overlords, what if we continue like this and become bandits?" What should I do if something inviolable? It's not a child's problem, it's ......"

"Your kid is a bandit!" Du Baobao's eyes glared and said: "Political Commissar Zhuang, you have done too much political and ideological work, haven't you?" Ran to me to sneer? Where is my son like a bandit? Say! Tell me what to say today, if you don't understand, I haven't played with you! ”

"You, you, you ......"

"What's wrong with me?" Du Baobao stood up suddenly, crossed his hands on his hips, raised his head and said in a loud voice: "Say that my son is a bandit?" Are you giving me a face, or are you slapping me in the face? Don't say that my son is a bandit, even if my son is a robber or a road rage, I am happy with it! What's wrong? Defy? If you don't accept it, you say, don't hold back there. What's wrong with our son being naughty? He's naughty! What have you done? Have you ever been on the battlefield? My husband has been born and died, what's wrong with having a son who is naughty? I tell you, my son can do whatever he wants, you can't control it! ”

The baby is angry, who said that her son is not good, she is a mother and immediately anxious, so it doesn't matter who you are.

"You, you, you...... How can you do that? Aren't we just talking about that...... Baby, we all know that Xiao Zhan is naughty, but ......"

"No, but!" Du Baobao said disdainfully: "What our family has is money, money that comes from the right and bright way, my son can do whatever he wants, and he can afford it!" ”

Completely unable to communicate, really, in the face of such a mother, any communication is ineffective...... R1148