Chapter 242: The Fat Woman's Figure
Mao Yuyang was buzzing by her, and when he woke up, when he saw her, he scolded: "Do you know that you have flattened me!" ”
The fat woman was stunned by his sudden question, and she didn't dare to speak, just like a child who made a mistake, her two little fingers gently collided together!
"You squash it and forget it! You don't care about your mouth, why do you eat so much in the morning? I still have to eat that sweet potato, look at your, it almost stinks me! ”
The fat woman was on the spot, her hands kept colliding with her index finger, and her mouth was broken: "Didn't people mean it? Is the handsome guy forgiven? ”
"Forgive me! I saw this place first, I am standing here! You're still going to rob me, isn't it too immoral! "Mao Yuyang is emotional, I don't think about why I am carrying it so much today, I have poured mold for eight lifetimes!
"People really didn't mean it!"
"It's strange to believe you!"
"Then give up this seat to you!"
"This was mine! So many people think you gave it to me! ”
"People really didn't mean it, you have to believe me!" The fat woman walked slowly, leaving a lonely back!
"Trust you! You really think I'm stupid! Mao Yuyang condemned this fat woman's immoral behavior from the bottom of his heart, and cursed her for not being able to marry for the rest of her life!
When I looked at my net worth again, I found that several paper kites were separated by the fat woman's skeleton, and from the messy corpses, I found a few who survived!
'Oh my god! How do you tell me to live, I still have these paper kites to support my family! You just killed my money-making tool, and you made me drink the northwest wind! Drizzle Yang looked up. When I was about to settle accounts with the fat woman. only to find that the fat woman was gone!
Mao Yuyang scolded a few words: "Dead fat woman." Count you as fast as you run! Let me catch you, see if I don't dismantle you! After scolding, he began to clean up the mess in front of him. Anyway, the day's business hasn't started yet, and you're still counting on these paper kites to eat! Although there are only a few sound ones left, they can only carry it hard and sell them for a good price!
Briefly cleaned up and put the paper kite with a better face on the stall. We welcome the arrival of the first guest!
In the morning, business was cold, and few people came. When I was still free, I looked across the street and saw the surrounding environment, how could I be so familiar! Sure enough, he saw that the evil way was being studied on the opposite side, volatile wolf hair, maybe the poetry was prosperous, he didn't pay attention to the surrounding environment, and there were many people who came to watch the painting. When I saw the rise, a few old men bought a few calligraphy and paintings!
That's how it can be good. I met this sworn enemy again, why didn't I pay attention to this environment just now! But now it's noon, everyone has occupied the stalls, and there are no stalls for a few times, if you leave now, you have to go home and drink the northwest wind!
Bear with me! Anyway, there are still a few hours left, and the market will be closed! Hurry up after the market closes, besides, this one is so wide, he won't find himself! After such self-paralysis, I feel much better! But the mood was like being a ghost, eighteen buckets of water - seven up and eight down, so I didn't dare to look up at the other side of the street, for fear that the evil way would be discovered!
It's close to noon, and there are few pedestrians on the streets! I didn't sell a few paper kites in the morning, and I still couldn't bear to spend them when I looked at the few copper plates in my hand! Forget it, just get through it!
There was really nothing to eat, and it was strange and uncomfortable to have an empty stomach, so I picked a piece of grass from the side of the road, put it in the grass and bared my teeth, and lowered my hat so that people could not tell it, especially the evil road opposite!
Time passed minute by minute, the sun was hollow, the sun was very poisonous, the sweat on his body was like rain, and when he stroked his hand, it was a handful of salt!
At this time, a black figure walked on the ground, slowly approaching his stall.
When Mao Yuyang saw that someone was patronizing, he suddenly became interested, pointed to the paper kite on the ground and said: "Pure nature, handmade by yourself, exquisite and meticulous, buy one and play!" ”
The man was in front of the drizzling booth, but he didn't speak, but he didn't leave, just stood and watched!
'This man is sick!' I don't buy it and go coolly! Mao Yuyang gestured in his heart, raised his eyes and stood up, wanting to see the man's theory, but as soon as he lowered his eyes, he saw a malicious and familiar face, and suddenly his heart was like a mouse seeing a cat, fluttering and jumping!
Quickly press the brim down and don't let the person see you! Unexpectedly, the man had already recognized himself, grabbed his hand, and shouted loudly: "Boy, why don't you sell calligraphy and paintings!" I've changed to selling paper kites! ”
Mao Yuyang was caught by him and his heart fluttered, and his whole face turned red when he saw him!
Sure enough, it was the evil way, the evil way sold couplets all morning, and at noon, I was about to go out and get something to eat! I didn't expect to see the person on the other side so familiar, so I slowly walked over, trying to identify it, but I didn't expect it to be really that stinky boy.
That's not the end of the matter, this time I was hit by myself, how can I just let him go, this time I don't give him a little color, wouldn't I be in vain?
pinched Mao Yuyang's hand, and gestured in his mouth: "In vain, you are still a reader!" If you don't write and paint, and do this kind of unsightly thing, you are really insulting and ashamed of the sage books you read! ”
With the crackling and ridicule of the evil road, it attracted a crowd of pedestrians to watch!
"I can't see it! This young man is still a scholar, but he didn't expect to fall into this place and start a small business here! ”
"It seems that reading is really useless! Isn't this the same as us, or a small craft to make ends meet? ”
"Yes! It seems that I have to go back and tell my son to stop studying the sages, what a waste of time! It's going to be embarrassing on this street now! ”
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Mao Yuyang was scolded by this person, his whole face was swollen blood-red, and the more he listened to them, the more he spoke, the more similar he became, he lost that little face, and became angry: "What's wrong!" What's wrong with my small business! Who told you that scholars can't do some small business, this is the income of their own labor, what's so embarrassing! I don't steal or rob, so why do you accuse me! ”
The people around were dumbfounded, and it was a lot quieter for a while!
"I see that you, a scholar, are also fooled! I can't dance and ink! The evil way grabbed him and laughed!
The laughter elicited the ridicule of the surrounding passers-by: "Yes! If you read and read at home, you can make money by writing and drawing! ”
There was a burst of laughter around, the people just like to watch this kind of liveliness, anyway, it's boring to be idle at home, and it's also a pastime to come out and have fun!
Looking at the ridicule of everyone, hiding from a young figure in the dark corner, he wanted to step forward several times, but he didn't step forward and persuade the group of pedestrians! If everyone ridicules my relationship with that son, how can I talk about it!
But I have to think of a way to break the siege for my son!
The figure standing in his head and feet still didn't move, silently paying attention to the development of things!
But things didn't develop in a good direction as she thought, but they got more and more stiff, and they couldn't get out of trouble!
The evil way must verify the identity of Mao Yuyang's reader, he has seen him write a word, although the writing is not chic and elegant, but it is still written well, but it is still much worse than himself!
Evil Dao sneered, I must make this stinky boy ugly in front of me today, who wants him to always give me a hard time! Although he could write, he had never seen him draw. If he doesn't dare to take out the painting, then he must be inferior to others!
So he took Mao Yuyang to his desk, pointed to the pen and ink in front of the desk and said: "Today, you want everyone to believe that you are a scholar, and you don't need to write the words, for fear that if you write it, it will be insulting to the sage!" Let's make it simple, just draw a picture! In this way, everyone can also see which is better and which is worse, you can know at a glance! ”
Stuffed the brush into Mao Yuyang's right hand, he held the pen, and he was almost in tears! I have only copied some simple landscapes, and I have not formally painted calligraphy and painting, and I was suddenly hit by this evil way in the soft underbelly.
In the eyes of some ignorant people, they still think that the readers are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting! But how is this possible, I am just an ordinary person, and I am a sage, how is it possible!
But he was caught up in power by the evil way, and if he didn't draw something, he really couldn't get off the stage!
When I lift the brush, I have been brewing for a long time, and I don't dare to put down the pen, which is really not knowing what to draw!
Everyone looked at him in a daze, and kept shouting, "Paint! You're going to draw one! ”
The evil way looked at him triumphantly, and I really stuck it in the weakness! You hairy boy, you actually came here to grab food with me, and you didn't go to ten miles and eight towns to inquire, my Huang someone's reputation on this side, that is known to women and children, a living bodhisattva who is both civil and military!
was constantly urged by a group of people, Mao Yuyang's hand holding the pen was even more panicked, cold sweat broke out from time to time, and he kept wiping with his sleeves, and his head was also sweating and raining, and the sweat of the beans was rolling down one by one!
'Looks like he's going to make a big picture!' I had to help him! The figure in the corner clenched the fist in his hand, and it drifted away like a cloud and swept into the mind of Drizzle!
Mao Yuyang was still restless just now, but at this time there was a clear figure in his mind, that figure was as real as it was, it was so beautiful, and between a smile and a smile, it was so refreshing and impressive!
Suddenly, his pen was full of ideas, and between a few strokes, a beautiful outline dangled on the word!
Everyone around cast surprised eyes, it seems that this young man is really not covered, he still has a literary style! (To be continued......)