Chapter 31: Absurd Reasons
Cold sweat broke out on Qin Kan's forehead.
provoked a real magnate today, Wei Guogong's signboard smashed him dizzy, and what is even more sad is that the reason for provoking him is actually for a chicken...... Why do you have nothing to do when you are idle, what to do and call it a flower chicken.
In addition to being cheap, what other words are more appropriate to describe yourself?
Xu Pengju was very angry, he hadn't lost such a big ugliness since he came out of his mother's womb, of course, he hated himself even more, he couldn't control his mouth for anything, and when he saw Qin Kan throwing things out, he subconsciously pounced, recalling the action on the street just now...... Dogs aren't that sensitive when they bite bones, are they?
The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and of course I couldn't send a fire to myself.
"Come on, give me these two maniacs...... hard"
"Wait!" At the moment of life and death, Qin Kan hurriedly called a pause, and the sweat on his head became more and more.
Look at the bastard words that this little gentleman said, there are still two "only" fanatics......
Xu Peng raised his eyes and stared at Qin Kan, revealing two rows of white teeth: "What?" Want to beg for mercy? ”
Qin Kan's waist is straight, if it is useful to beg for mercy, he will not hesitate to bow down, in this era when the rule of man is higher than the rule of law, the so-called gold under the knees of men is all, and saving life is the first choice of smart people.
But it is obvious that begging for mercy will only make the little gentleman in front of him more arrogant and forgetful, and look down on himself more and more.
"I'm not going to beg for mercy."
Xu Peng was furious and continued to rage: "Come on, ...... these two"
"Don't you want to eat chicken?" Qin Kan interjected coldly, although the reason was so weak.
Everyone froze, and there was a deathly silence in the room......
This...... The reason for this......
Qin Kan was also a little desperate, this is really a very unconvincing reason, people with normal nerves will probably take it as a fart.
Just when Qin Kan thought that he was about to die on the street, no one expected that things would take a turn for the better.
The turnaround was very slight, and Qin Kan only saw Xu Peng, who was stunned, raise his throat and move it slightly, as if he was ...... Swallowing saliva?
Qin Kan's eyes lit up, and he captured this glimmer of vitality.
It turns out that the thinking and nerves of foodies are really different from ordinary people, and the things that this type of people pursue are not something that ordinary people can understand, they may kill people for a chicken, and naturally they don't mind sparing people's lives for a chicken.
"Immodestly, I will be called a flower chicken, I am the only one in the world, if you kill me, you will never want to eat such a delicious chicken in this life." Qin Kan threw out a life-saving word.
Xu Pengju's momentum was obviously much weaker, and he was still fighting in the battle of trapped beasts: "Master...... If I don't kill you, I just beat you? ”
Qin Kan smiled, it was a kind of smile with chips in his hand: "Aren't you afraid that I will hold a grudge and poison you?" ”
Xu Pengju was speechless.
Qin Kan accepted it when he saw it: "I don't know how many little grandpa wants to eat?" Grass people, this will do it for you. ”
Silent...... Long......
"Two ......" Xu Pengju's tone was very complicated, angry, unwilling, and deeply self-loathing......
Qin Kan understood very well, he hated his spinelessness.
The process of getting to know Xu Pengju is so ridiculous, and the result is also ridiculous.
It hurt the little grandfather to be so ugly on the street, and he was subdued by two chickens called Hua Ji after the worst, Xu Pengju's personal guards were very faceless, every time they saw the Qin Gongzi who should have been punished by everyone, they unconsciously pressed the handle of the knife on the side of their waist, and tried to kill him with their eyes angrily.
In fact, Qin Kan had a headache even more, because this little ancestor from Nanjing didn't know what nerves he had, so he didn't leave, not only did he not leave, but he also drove away all the guests on the second floor of the inn in a not very kind way.
Qin Kan's hard days are coming. …,
Every day, in addition to the county government, I have to make three chickens for the little grandfather in the morning, noon and evening, and when it comes to the meal, no matter where Qin Kan is, he must rush back to do it for him, and he is not allowed to be early or late, the little grandfather said, he only eats fresh.
If it weren't for the fact that he didn't get the road guide and couldn't flee in the world, I really wanted to give him some arsenic......
Qin Kan really wants to look up to the sky and sigh now, those big houses, the lofty ambitions of the beautiful maid have not been realized, and he has just gotten rid of the poverty line, but he has somehow raised a diner.
It is said that with such a little grandfather by his side, he can be more or less brilliant, at least he can fake the tiger, but unfortunately the diners are just diners, Xu Pengju and him are currently only in the relationship between eating and being eaten, looking at Xu Pengju's appearance, he is very satisfied with the current situation, and he doesn't want to take the relationship further at all.
Once, Qin Kan went to the street to buy chickens, because of bargaining, he quarreled with the vendor, and then he almost did it, but Xu Pengju stood aside as if he was not doing anything, and his guards had a lively expression, and no one volunteered to help.
Qin Kan suddenly understood at that moment.
Although this little grandfather has a good mouth, he is not stupid, and Wei Guogong's light is not something that can be touched casually.
The powerful are not stupid, they only see what they need in their eyes, and it is difficult to ask them to give something.
After understanding this truth, Qin Kan made a flower chicken for the little grandfather that night, and the taste was somehow salty, but the little grandfather was not so easy to fool, the reason why foodies are called foodies, there must be a certain strength to support this title, so the little grandfather who was not very good-tempered was furious, although he didn't beat him that night, he almost demolished the inn.
Qin Kan now has one more feudal superstitious activity after closing the door every night, that is, praying to God and worshiping Buddha, kneeling in front of the Buddha and weeping bitterly, asking the Bodhisattva to show mercy, so that this little grandfather can get tired of eating his flower chicken as soon as possible, and then kick him away, and go back to Nanjing to run rampant in the countryside with satisfaction......
Unfortunately, the Bodhisattva went to bed earlier than him every night and did not hear his prayers.
After about ten days of inhuman life, Grandpa Xu finally summoned Qin Kan and Tang Yin with some interest.
"Qin Kan, you've done a good job these days, and it's not bad to call Huaji, but it's okay to eat too much......" Young Grandpa Xu didn't sit down, lazily picking his teeth, and everyone hated him.
Qin Kan only felt a burst of ecstasy in his heart, and finally ...... Stay until the clouds open and see the moon.
"Just have fun, little grandpa." Qin Kan hurriedly bowed.
"Well, it's almost fun, it's time for me to go back to Nanjing, grandpa sent someone to urge me several times......" Xu Pengju paused, as if he was afraid of being disliked and idle, and added: "...... I'm busy! ”
"Yes, yes, Wei Guogong garrisoned Nanjing, the responsibility is heavy, the little grandfather has every opportunity, and the grass people admire it very much......"
Xu Peng raised his eyebrows and smiled, looking like a pillar of the country, stretched his waist again, stood up and said: "Okay, then I'll go, if I still want to eat called flower chicken next time, I will send someone to call you to Nanjing." ”
"Yes."
Watching the guards change Xu Pengju's clothes, Qin Kanda breathed a sigh of relief from the bottom of his heart.
Walking out of the door, Xu Pengju waved his hand casually: "You don't have to send it off, don't pass it off, I have to praise you, the taste of the chicken is still very good, it can be described as the first food in the world, let's go!" ”
Qin Kan's eyes were a little moist, and he finally sent this scourge away, and he was happy to hear it......
However, Qin Kan seemed to be happy too early.
Tang Yin stood beside Qin Kan and muttered a superfluous sentence as if he was not convinced.
This sentence completely sent Qin Kan into the eighteenth layer of hell.
"What's the point of calling Hua Chicken, have you ever eaten the Kende Chicken made by Brother Qin Xian......"
Xu Pengju's movement as he stepped out of the door seemed to freeze.
Turning his head mechanically, Qin Kan could almost hear the clicking sound of his cervical vertebrae.
"What do you mean...... Kentucky chicken, what is this? Is it tasty? Xu Pengju's eyes showed a spark unique to foodies.
PS: There is a change in the evening......