Meng Ling'er only cared about being moved, she had long forgotten the wound on Xiao Yao's body, hurriedly let go of her hand, straightened up, and smiled wryly while touching her tears, somewhat embarrassed by what she had just done.

"Why are you here? …… You're fooling me? Just asked why Meng Ling'er appeared here, and suddenly thought of what Duan Mengxue had said just now, and directly turned his head and said angrily at her.

"Giggles~ How are you going? If you're not convinced, get up and beat me? The trick was exposed, Duan Mengxue had an angry expression, looking for him to be happy.

Xiao Yao couldn't stand up at this time, but he didn't give up, and continued to ask, "Who are you?" What is the relationship with my family Ling'er? ”

"Guess what? Listen to your family Ling'er, aren't you a little talented? So smart, guess who I am? The relationship between Duan Mengxue and her sister has eased, and the estrangement between the two has disappeared, so she made fun of Xiao Yao in front of her sister even more unscrupulously, deliberately dragging out the voice of "Your Ling'er" very long.

Xiao Yao didn't feel anything yet, but Meng Ling'er, who was standing on the side, was instantly embarrassed by her sister's jokes. Although Xiao Yao has been identified in his heart, it is a different taste to be brought up in person.

If Xiao Yao can't see the relationship between the two anymore, he can just find a piece of tofu and kill him, hehe. "Well, are you Ling'er's mother? It must be, I knew you were similar before, and now I can't be wrong. After saying that, I was secretly happy in my heart, and let you play with my brother.

Sure enough, after listening to Xiao Yao's words, Duan Mengxue, who was full of smiles, instantly turned from joy to anger, "Is this girl so old?" I see you're all right, but your head was kicked in the head by a donkey, isn't it? I'm! ”

Xiao Yao resisted the urge to laugh and continued to take revenge for being fooled before. Slanted his eyes, he looked Duan Mengxue up and down a few times, and said, "I haven't been kicked in the head by a donkey, but I have a little bit of talent." However, some people may not have the same IQ as those who have been kicked by a donkey, hey. ”

"What do you say? Today, this girl will not give you some powerful looks, you don't know how high the sky is and how thick the ground is. As he spoke, he walked up to Xiao Yao, took out a pair of silver needles, and prepared to teach Xiao Yao some lessons. Seeing this, Xiao Yao was in a hurry, resorted to the method of agitation, and hurriedly said: "Unless I say it, you will prove your talent to me." If you win, I will believe in you, and I will see you like a teacher from now on. How is it? ”

Duan Mengxue stopped her hand in time, "Okay, what kind of test method do you say?" "It's enough that if he can't say one, two, three, continue to play the stitch.

Xiao Yao saw that things had taken a turn for the better, and he had already thought of a set, "Happy, the way is, I have three questions for you to answer, if you can answer, you win, if you can't answer, you lose." Speaking of the rules, Xiao Yao had already thought of many brain teasers he had seen before. In three chapters of the law with Duan Mengxue in advance, it is not allowed to use violent means if you lose, and let Meng Ling'er on the side be the referee and supervisor. Duan Mengxue agreed, quite confident in her talent.

"The first question is a test of your mental agility, and you listen. If an animal can speak human language, what action would it like to ask, 'Why?' ’。 Please answer. Xiao Yao's hand hiding under the quilt pinched his thigh.

After waiting for a long time, Duan Mengxue didn't come up with a reason, and finally had to give up, but she didn't expect to be stumped by the first question, thinking that it was her bad luck, but she was not convinced and asked, "Then what do you say?" ”

"Pigs"

"Why?"

After asking for a long time, Xiao Yao didn't answer, only saw that he seemed to be in pain. As an outsider, Meng Ling'er was the first to react, and she also lowered her head and her shoulders trembled. Seeing that the two of them are so different from the norm, I still can't guess what the problem is, and I really am a fan of the authorities. Xiao Yao agreed to let Meng Ling'er explain it to her, and then he came up with the second question.

"Question 2, is there a number that is larger than one?" Xiao Yao asked a super simple question, which made Duan Mengxue and the two stunned, what kind of problem is this? What's the conspiracy? But the answer is "yes". Then Xiao Yao asked again: "Is there a number greater than two?" I kept asking like this, asking a lot, and the more I asked, the faster I asked, and when I saw that Duan Mengxue was about to get impatient, she suddenly asked: "Is there anyone more stupid than you?" ”

Duan Mengxue was about to say yes, but suddenly felt that something was wrong, and she didn't figure out what was wrong, so she instantly replaced some with none, and shouted out. The words he said were like water spilled out, covered with water and difficult to collect, Xiao Yao and Meng Ling'er couldn't hold back anymore and took the lead in laughing. Duan Mengxue reacted at this time, her face instantly turned red, and she was very good-looking.

"Ahh Xiao Yao, you are cheating! I'll kill you! As he spoke, he was about to pounce on Xiao Yao and torture him, but he was stopped by Meng Ling'er as a referee, and Duan Mengxue's body was straight fighting, but Xiao Yao was laughing. Xiao'er, tell you to talk to your brother, so that you don't know how you died.

After laughing, Xiao Yao was about to ask the third question, but was interrupted by Duan Mengxue and threatened, "If you dare to ask such a question again, see how I clean you up, even my sister can't protect you, hum!" ”

Xiao Yao is helpless, who can't get along with, and can't get along with himself, looking at the end of this girl, it seems that she can really say that she can do it, after negotiation between the two, it was decided that Xiao Yao would go up, Duan Mengxue would go down, Duan Mengxue happily agreed, and the former self-confidence hung on her face again. Xiao Yao looked at Duan Mengxue with a confident face, and his heart was also happy, and you will cry later, hehe.

Xiao Yao pretended to think, thought about a cup of tea, deliberately set up a set, and asked: "Do you want me to give you something simple or a little more difficult?" Why don't you give you something a little simpler? After all, a lot of things are too difficult, even if I can't deal with them for the time being, hey! ”

Things are going down step by step according to the route designed by Xiao Yao, and if it is true, Duan Mengxue can't stand Xiao Yao's sarcasm the most, although she knows that it is a radical method, she still takes it calmly and generously. My sister has always praised him for his wisdom and bravery, and his talent is outstanding, and I want to take a good look at it today, whether he is really talented or has a high hat for him.

"My uplink is: Yao Shunsheng, Tang Wujing; The five tyrants and seven males are ugly, and Taigong Yiyin is a trickster, and the rest will be sealed, but they are called slaves and maids. Have you listened? It's a bit long, can I repeat it for you? Xiao Yao's very "kind-hearted" is a pair engraved on the stage of a visit to a royal garden, and it happened to be used to embarrass her at this time.

This couplet was made by Ji Xiaolan during the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty. It is popular, highly conceived, and has a unique concept, skillfully using the unique form of opera art. Embedded in the traditional opera forms such as 'sheng, purity, dan, end, juggling, waving the flag and shouting, calling slaves and maids' and 'white, leading, miscellaneous, playing indiscriminately, and making lotus', and correspond to historical figures and literary works, they are used together, and the witty meaning makes people have endless aftertaste, which can be called a strange pair through the ages.

This next paragraph Mengxue really has nothing to say, I thought that Xiao Yao had some small talents at most, but now after listening to this couplet, my impression of him has deepened again, which should not be underestimated. The next link has been directly abandoned, and this link is up and down for thousands of years; The voice is loud and grand, the eyes are like torches, and non-Wenda will not do it. Although Duan Mengxue is confident, she is still self-aware, and she can't answer no matter what.