Chapter 166: Trouble Brought by Xiang Liu
Li Han's nose was crooked when he heard this, and he scolded with a sigh of anger: "Damn, this King Liang has a big head that is not ugly for nothing, and it is not filled with brains, it is all paste!" Whoever you and your brother are the emperor is the housework of your Liu family, and no one is cheaper than outsiders, how can you pull the thief to help like a pig? Xiang Liu's girl is restless, with the instigation of you, a villain who eats inside and out, it's not like pulling the flag to rebel immediately! ”
Li San said puzzledly: "Didn't the lord analyze that King Liang can't succeed, why should he make a big fuss about his affairs?" ”
Li Han scolded angrily: ", Xiang Liu swaggered all the way, and when I saw that everyone said it was my woman, I am afraid that Gong Zhang would have reported it to the emperor a long time ago." Now the emperor doesn't know Xiang Liu's true identity, and when she pulls the flag and rebels, won't she stab a big hole in the sky for the master, and when the time comes, I will kill 10,000 Hun Tartars, and I won't be able to make up for her! ”
Canglong said: "Yes, the princess has been to the country of Liang once, and when she introduced her identity to King Liang, she said that she was your woman." ”
Li Han gritted his teeth even more: "I have saved countless lives and injured people in my previous life, and I have never done anything that hurts heaven and reason, why did God arrange for me to be unjust Xiang Liu?" I don't know where she came from, I have to think that I am her man, I stick to me like kraft candy, and I hook up in front of me to deceive people with hues, but I can't make it clear that she has nothing to do with me, don't you say it's a cheat! ”
Li San secretly thought that you are kind to women's tofu, Xiang Liu Nan Nizi is a ghost, she has seen through it a long time ago, and she is not going to trap you, but she is a stunning woman, and she wants to marry you, and this loss is not a loss.
Li Han rubbed his nose and turned in circles, and after turning around a few times, he suddenly smiled: "That's it, it's okay if the pus is squeezed early, just the pig-headed IQ of these people." There was no big commotion. ”
Li San asked solemnly: "The Bacheng military camp guards the east gate of Chang'an, it's not a trivial matter, how can you say that they can't make a big move?" In my opinion, it should be reported to the imperial court immediately, and precautions should be taken as soon as possible. ”
"Hmph, Uncle Liu of the Bacheng Military Camp has been in business for many years, and all the captains and officers up and down are not incompetent, that's it, even if it is tens of thousands of soldiers, where is it so stupid. Just change a general, and give an order to surround Chang'an City to fight the emperor, and then follow?
If this is the case, there is no need for the emperor to come forward, I boarded Chang'an City and raised my arms, and those soldiers immediately turned against each other and cleaned up their whimsical idiots. ”
After Canglong reported the news that he thought was a big deal, he was always surprised, because he found that Li Han's performance was too strange. In addition to angrily scolding people, there was no worry or anxiety, as if King Liang and Chu Tiangong had joined forces to seize the position of the general of the city, so as to occupy the east gate of Chang'an City after the incident. In Li Han's eyes, it was like a stupid joke.
But Canglong has never liked to talk much, he quietly listened to Li Han's complaints and analysis, and suddenly realized that the reason why Li Han was not worried was because of this dangerous plan in the eyes of others. A stupid joke indeed.
Gloomily letting go of the inferiority complex of "being ashamed of oneself", Canglong then reported: "Sir, this time King Liang also sent a messenger to contact you. I want to buy our Sky Thunder Bomb at a high price. ”
"Heavenly Thunderbolt?" Li Han sneered and said, "Think beautifully!" Bring me a mountain of gold and don't sell it to him!
You two also remember for me, this thing is our family's secret, I have long sworn not to let a Han person die under the thunderbolt, the production method even the emperor I didn't tell, just promised that when attacking Yidi, I can personally go out and use the thunderbolt to destroy the enemy. ”
"Yes!" Both agreed.
On the way to the Huns, he noticed that the Bank of China was hiding evil intentions, Yi Zhixian was ambitious, and Taiqin Hengliu was eyeing the tiger, and he understood that going to the Huns was tantamount to the Longtan Tiger's Den, and he had to make some sophisticated gunpowder weapons in order to protect himself.
But his life is gone, and he can't live a peaceful life, he weighed it again and again before using it, for the production method, he made up his mind not to leak it, even the two most desperate doglegs, and Xiang Liu, who kept shouting that he was his wife, didn't know the formula, which is enough to show that Li Han's secrecy work is good enough.
Sure enough, now King Liang is the first to target it, and he also sent a messenger to negotiate, really regard the young master as a two hundred and five who are obsessed with money? The thunder bomb is sold to you to make you the opponent of the master's father-in-law, and when you take the throne, what is the master? How to eat yours, how to spit it out for you? Don't you understand this account?
Kill you! What a broken messenger, no one will come to the master!
Hey? Why don't you see it, isn't this the Kaizi sent to the door? If you don't kill a few knives to get some money and spend money, I'm sorry for King Liang, if you don't have gunpowder, if you coax you with clever words, the master will be reluctant to make it difficult, it is best to let you take the master as an accomplice, then when you start an army to rebel, the master will have good conditions to be a double spy.
Damn, such a powerful thing could not be encountered in the previous life, I have watched so many movies in 007, so the double spy who pulls the wind is an idol in my heart, and it is so cool to be able to make a cameo in the Han Dynasty!
What's the name? 007? It's not good!
Pregnant! Shura! Handsome, cool and stylish.
Thinking of the excitement, a quasi-spy shouted with his hands dancing: "Ha, this name is good, from today onwards, I am the first secret spy of the Han Dynasty, codenamed Shura!" ”
The two doglegs looked at each other, I don't know which tendon of my lord was excited, wasn't he talking about King Liang and Xiang Liu's rebellion? Why did you pull out a strange new name, what is this!
Li Han was excited, turned his face and saw two extremely depressed faces under the moonlight, he was embarrassed to explain that he was a brainless fan of 007, and rubbed his nose awkwardly to divert the topic: "Uh, by the way, Canglong, who did King Liang send over as a messenger?" He doesn't have any acquaintances of mine, unless it's a soft rice gentleman. ”
"I don't know Soft Rice, it's Sima Xiangru who came."
"Damn!" Li Han slapped his face and said with a smile: "This King Liang really has a good understanding with Lao Tzu, and he sent someone to think of it with me, it's really uncreative." ”
The two doglegs were speechless again, and rubbed their noses in unison, it seems that the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, this sentence is suitable for ancient and modern times, following Li Han, the master, the two doglegs have also become nonsensical, when they don't understand, they choose to be speechless, and when they are speechless, they choose to rub their noses.
"Then has Sima Xiangru arrived in Chang'an?"
"I followed the princess to the kingdom of Liang, and after listening to their plan, the princess will go back to the mountains to visit her master, and send me to report peace to you first, and the messenger will set off at the same time as me, but I go fast, and he will arrive the day after tomorrow."
Li Han only remembered at this moment that Canglong must have traveled day and night, and he was in a hurry to tell him about the general of Bacheng, and hurriedly said with apologies: "Then you must be very tired, hurry up and go back to rest, thank you for your hard work." ”
Canglong saw Li Han's sincerity and was very moved in his heart, but he didn't like to show his feelings, so he gave his hand to show that he understood.
A few people returned to the manor, Li San took Canglong to rest, but Li Han was not sleepy, although Xiang Liu said that he didn't care about this matter, he really felt troublesome in his heart.
His own woman is a thief, this big hat is too big, even if Liu Qi and Liu Che are close to him Li Han, it is impossible to tolerate him in this kind of thing, sooner or later Xiang Liu will turn into an atomic bomb, and blow up everything he Li Han created in the Han Dynasty.
How to solve it?
Of course, killing Xiang Liu is a hundred, but how can you do it? That's not a Hun Tartar, but a delicate and tactful beauty in his arms Li Han!
Alas, they are all women, why can Liu Lian be sassy and lively, Fang Yuxiu can be simple and amiable, Wei Zifu can be considerate, and Liu Bei can be charming to the bone, but this Xiang Liu is like Nuwa Niangniang pinching the clay figure, pinching out a good look, but mistakenly stuffing a man's ambition into her cavity?
And this dead shemale, who is neither male nor female, sticks to him like sticky, and from time to time shows the woman's side, the vixen generally tempts him, so that he is reluctant to draw a clear line now, and he is even more reluctant to kill him, regardless of asking that Nizi and refusing to let him go, just like the tasteless food of chicken ribs is a pity to abandon, and it is difficult to live the majestic hairpin lord.
"Brother Han, why didn't you come in when you got to the door?" A delicate shout came.
Li Hanmeng, who was in a state of sorrow, heard this soul-shattering sound, and the negative emotions in his mind were like ice cubes in high temperatures, which turned into water vapor and drifted away without melting.
Ahh
"Ha, my brother is here."
Li Han tasted Wei Zifu's good taste tonight, this is the first time in his life, how can he not feel itchy and unbearable, hearing the call, he instantly turned from a lord who was worried about the country and the people into a fluttering monkey, jumped into the house, turned around and closed the door, and plugged in the door bolt.
Wei Zifu had already changed his clothes, removed his formal clothes and headdresses, and stood barefoot on the mat wearing only a set of soft linen short heel trousers.
Under the light, Wei Zifu's long hair was scattered like a black spring rushing down, making her facial features more and more beautiful, and the most contrasting thing was that the short neckline on this Nizi's body was very large, and it was loosely tied with two straps, revealing a large snow-white chest, and two round shoulder sockets were also looming, not to mention the upper end of the water-pink bust that a furrow scorched Li Han's nerves like an electric current...... (To be continued......)
PS: The chapter owed has been repaid yesterday, but Xiao Li found that there is still potential to squeeze it, and three more a day is not unbearable, so I will try my best to maintain it in the future, but the third is not guaranteed to be there every day, brothers read the first two more if you don't want to wait, it's the same for the next day, if you don't wait, then Xiao Li will be guilty......