Chapter 6: Clever Tongue (Part II)
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Chapter 6: Clever Tongue (Part II)
Zhang Jiafu ridiculed Li Longji for reading less, and after only a while, he was returned by Li Longji's original intention, and he also scolded him for reading the book into the dog's stomach.
It's a slap in the face!
Loud slap in the face!
Zhang Jiafu only felt that his face was hot, as if he had been slapped a few times.
"Relieve your anger! Relieve gas! Li Dan saw Zhang Jiafu's Guan Gong face in his eyes, and he felt greatly relieved.
Zhang Jiafu is one of Wu Chenghe's henchmen, he bullies Li Dan a lot on weekdays, Li Dan's hatred for him is like a surging river, endless, he can see Zhang Jiafu lose face, he naturally feels comfortable.
"......" Wu Chengsi's mouth opened, wanting to relieve Zhang Jiafu's danger, but he couldn't find the words.
Wu Chenghei doesn't have any decent talent, let alone meritorious deeds, he can have today's status only because he is Wu Zetian's nephew, he will only have the same ability: pat Wu Zetian's ass!
When it comes to improvisation, he really can't see enough.
"Your Majesty, do you eat alfalfa?" Li Longji turned his head and asked Wu Zetian.
"What's that, you ask?" Wu Zetian was stunned.
"That's why your majesty won't eat it?" Li Longji pointed at Zhang Jiafu, raised his throat, and shouted: "Your Majesty, this person lied, deceived Your Majesty, and should be beheaded!" β
"I didn't cheat on Your Majesty." Zhang Jiafu hurriedly defended.
"You still say that you didn't deceive Your Majesty?" Li Longji rolled his eyes, the cold light was faint, and he shouted: "You just said that whoever doesn't eat alfalfa won't eat it, aren't you deceiving your majesty?" β
"This ......" Zhang Jiafu said this, and he was speechless for a while.
"Longi, Hugh is messing around." Wu Zetian was unwilling to treat Zhang Jiafu's sin for this matter, so he exonerated him, saying: "I have eaten it, Zhang Aiqing is not lying." β
"Thank you! Thank you! Zhang Jiafu hurriedly knelt on the ground and kowtowed to Wu Zetian to thank him, grateful.
Wu Zetian is good at buying people's hearts, and if it is true, he won Zhang Jiafu's gratitude in one word. Li Longji nodded slightly, appreciating Wu Zetian's method.
"Your Majesty, he deserves to be killed even more!" However, Li Longji is amazing.
"Hmm." Wu Zetian was stunned for a moment, not knowing what he meant.
Wu Zetian personally confirmed that she had eaten alfalfa, Zhang Jiafu did not lie, why should she be killed?
What kind of bastard is this?
"Li Longji, you have to mess around." Wu Chengsi finally found an opportunity and scolded.
"Your Majesty, according to his wishes, alfalfa is only for horses to eat, not for people. Eating alfalfa is derogatory to Majesty, do you think he should be beheaded? Li Longji directly ignored Wu Chenghei, and said, "He should be beheaded all over the house!" Destroy the Nine Clans! β
"......Your Majesty" Zhang Jiafu's face changed greatly, his knees were weak, he knelt on the ground, and his body trembled, as if he was swinging.
Wu Zetian replaced Tang and killed a lot of people. In order to eradicate those who support Li Tang, she once resorted to "rumors".
What is a rumor? It's just chasing the wind.
Although Li Longji's words are a bit far-fetched, they are not impossible, can Zhang Jiafu not be afraid?
"This ......" everyone's eyes widened and dumbfounded.
Li Longji, this is too, right? However, there is also some truth, it is possible that Wu ZenaΓ―ve wants to cure Zhang Jiafu's crimes.
"Poof." Wu Zetian suddenly smiled, like a hundred flowers blooming, beautiful.
"This kid." Wu Zetian pointed at Li Longji, and a flash of appreciation flashed in his eyes.
Wu Zetian's shrewdness is needless to say, and there are not a few people who are played to death by her. Like Zhang Sun Wuji and Chu Suiliang, these two people were Tang Taizong's entrusted ministers, and they followed Tang Taizong to fight the world and ranked among the great heroes of "Lingyan Pavilion", but they were killed by Wu Zetian. This shows how shrewd Wu Zetian is.
However, she was surrounded by Li Longji, and she felt a little fresh.
Li Longji was so scheming at a young age, and she admired her again.
Seeing Wu Zetian's expression in his eyes, Wu Chengsi secretly said that it was bad, and he was busy slapping Wang Qingyi's eyes.
Wang Qingzhi understood what he meant, and hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, Li Longji is a good mouth, alfalfa cattle and horses are all eaten, but Artemisia annua cattle are not eaten, but he eats it, such a despicable thing, losing the royal face." He was also full of lies and deceived His Majesty, saying that it was a miracle medicine that should be punished severely and must not be forgiven. β
Speaking of later, he was even more impassioned, as if Li Longji's eating Artemisia annua was the most shameful thing in the world.
"Hmm." Wu Zetian raised his eyebrows, and was about to speak.
Li Longji grabbed the head and said: "According to what you say, if you don't eat a cow, you can't use medicine, let me ask you, do you eat ginger?" β
"Ginger?" Wang Qing was stunned, then pulled the corners of his mouth, and sneered: "Ginger is a good condiment, who doesn't eat it?" β
"Do cows eat ginger?" Li Longji asked with a split in his head.
"......" Wang Qingzhi's face changed greatly, and his mouth was so wide that he could stuff a piece of dog shit.
"Have you ever seen a cow eating ginger?" Li Longji chased after him and asked a question.
"......" Wang Qingzhi broke out in a cold sweat on his forehead.
Ginger can be used for stir-frying, and it can also be used as medicine. If you catch a cold, boil a bowl of ginger soup and sweat, and you'll be fine.
It's just that the ginger is too spicy, and the cow definitely doesn't eat it.
This is something that everyone knows, Li Longji asked, can Wang Qingzhi be dumb?
"It can be seen that what the cow does not eat may not be able to be used in medicine." Li Longji concluded with a loud voice.
"Hmm." Wu Zetian bowed slightly, indicating his approval.
Jiang is a living example, no one can refute it, Wu Zetian's face looks better.
"Is this also done?" Li Dan was a little dumbfounded.
According to Li Dan's thoughts, there is no solution to this matter, and he will definitely be punished, but he didn't expect that after Li Longji's words, there is a great tendency to resolve it.
"Even if Artemisia annua can be used in medicine, it is not a miracle medicine, you are so bold, you are so bold, you tell a big lie in front of Your Majesty, and you should be punished heavily." Wu Chengsi definitely did not want to miss this opportunity.
Li Longji glanced at Wu Chenghe, and shook his head again, with a look of disdain.
"This Wu Chengsi is an idiot, and he won't let go of the matter until now. He is capable of this, no wonder Wu Zetian did not make him the prince in the end. Li Longji looked down on Wu Chengji very much.
Things gather by like, birds are divided by groups, Wu Chengsi has incompetent minions like Zhang Jiafu and Wang Qingzhi, and he is no better.
"Artemisia stinks, it's a weed among the weeds, and even the cows don't eat it, you know it, everyone in the world knows about it, how can I not know? Why do I want to eat Artemisia annua? Li Longji asked Wu Zetian.
"Why?" As Li Longji said, Artemisia annua is a weed among weeds, cattle don't know it, everyone in the world knows about it, and Li Longji actually ate Artemisia annua, Wu Zetian is really a little curious about this matter.
Not only Wu Zetian is curious, but who is not curious about the ministers here? They all stared at Li Longji with round eyes.
Li Dan also raised his head and stared at Li Longji, he couldn't understand why Li Longji wanted to eat Artemisia annua.
"It was a dream I had in which a fairy with a white beard gave me a miracle medicine that could cure my illness." Li Longji looked pious, as if a believer had seen a saint, and said: "After I woke up, I searched in the East Palace, and now Artemisia annua is exactly the same as the magic medicine, so I picked it off and ate it." β
"Li Longji thanked the gods for giving me magic medicine!" Li Longji clenched his hands into fists, looked into the sky and bowed, looking grateful.
"Really?" A sound of surprise rang out.
Li Longji really has the potential to be a god, and after his pretended performance, it really makes people dare not believe it.
Even Wu Zetian was also surprised.
"Impossible!" At this moment, a shrill shout sounded, coming from Wu Chenghe's mouth.
Miraculous things are ethereal, and many people believe in them, so Wu Zetian may believe them. At that time, he will not be able to deal with Li Dan, and he naturally wants to expose Li Longji's lies.
"This is a dream entrusted to me by a man of God, it is true!" Li Longji affirmed that there is no doubt.
"Your Majesty, how can there be such a thing?" Wu Chengsi hurriedly retorted.
"Are you really sure you don't have immortals?" Li Longji's eyes rolled, and a sly look flashed in his eyes.
"Definitely not!" Wu Chengsi didn't think about it, and blurted out.
"Wu Chenghe, Wu Chenghe, you are such a big dog!" Li Longji's eyes widened, pointed to his nose, shouted loudly, and said in a thunderous voice: "You dare to say that the matter of the Heavenly Bestowal Treasure Map is fake!" You have bad intentions! You're slandering Da Zhou! You have sinister intentions and want to subvert the Great Zhou! You should be all over the house! Punish your nine clans! β
"Poof!" Wu Chengsi suddenly remembered something, his face changed greatly, he was dead, he was covered in chaff, his knees were weak, he knelt on the ground, kowtowed to Wu Zetian, and stammered: "Your Majesty, the minister is ...... No...... Be...... No...... It's ......"