The 82nd meeting of the old people F4 gathers the crowd to return to the carbine
Mink Chan looked at Zhang Han helplessly, and slowly closed his eyes, as if something crystal had slipped out of the corner of his eye.
Witnessing someone kissing their own woman, what would you do if it were you? Rush up and smash that man? I have to tell you, that man is the god of war, so do you still want to rush?
Zhang Hantie's face was blue, he knew that this historical process would definitely happen, but no matter how he prepared in his heart, it was still difficult to accept everything when it was shown in front of him.
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"Well, it's a big reunion. General Lu, let's go? Zhang Han asked respectfully.
Lu Bu smiled: "Hey, don't worry! Brother Bing Liang, this is my lady! It's called Mink Chan, isn't it a shameful flower born in the closed moon! Lu Bu said, looking towards Mink Chan, of course Mink Chan has to cooperate, and he is also graceful and charming!
Zhang Han didn't see it as a taste, after all, it was his own woman standing in front of him, it doesn't matter if you are acting or revealing your true feelings, so if my male protagonist is present, you dare to hook up with a man in front of me like this?
So Zhang Han replied with a little anger: "Cut~ just a general appearance." General Lu has some problems with his vision! ”
Of course, Mink Chan understood that Zhang Han was angry, but he couldn't have a seizure, so he hurriedly pretended to pounce on Lu Bu's arms and said delicately: "I hate it, my dear, he said I was ugly!" People are not happy, M, M, M! ”
Lu Bu hurriedly patted Mink Chan, didn't speak, just smiled, Mink Chan replied: "Villain~ Laughing so unserious" Lu Bu looked at Zhang Han with a look of spittle: "See?" Born chic, there is no way! Coax girls, I'll do a few things! ”
Zhang Han thought to himself: Get out of the way! You know an egg? The horse in front of you is Lao Tzu, you know? As long as you can coax, I can't?
Holding his breath, Zhang Han came to Mink Chan, and learned from Lu Bu that he didn't speak, just smiled. It's just to let Mink Zen cooperate with himself and give some face. Unexpectedly, Mink Chan turned around and stared at Zhang Han for a few seconds: "Laugh and laugh, laugh NMLGB!" ”
The entire Hewu heard Lu Bu's indulgent laughter!
After returning to Chang'an, Wang Yun held a banquet to entertain Lu Bu, a meritorious person who overthrew the rebellious ministers, and sat beside Zhang Han with Mink Chan, who held a cute white cat in his hand, just like its owner, with a gentle and beautiful appearance, so that people only glanced at it, and wanted to touch it!
Halfway through, Lu Bu relieved himself and left, leaving only Zhang Han and Mink Chan to sit.
Of course, Mink Chan can't just let this time pass in vain, but after all, there are many ears and eyes around him who are inconvenient to speak out, and he saw that Zhang Han had a plate of egg and meat soup on the table, so he casually accosted and said: "This egg is willing to go up and it's delicious!" ”
Of course, Zhang Han knew that the other party was deliberately picking a topic, but when he thought of the intimacy between Mink Chan and Lu Bu, Zhang Han became angry, didn't answer the topic, and asked instead: "Your Mimi (cat) is so beautiful." ”
Mink Chan listened: "I haven't seen you for so long, can you be serious?" ”
Zhang Han still didn't answer positively: "Your Mimi (cat) is still very white!" ”
Mink Chan was furious, pointed to Zhang Han's egg soup and replied: "If you talk nonsense, I'll mess with your eggs!" ”
Zhang Han: ""
At this time, Lu Bu had returned, and the two had to stop talking. Lu Bu hugged Zhang Han and said: "Mink Chan has been depressed since he returned to Chang'an, I don't know why!" I heard from a friend that if a lady is in a bad mood, just press down on the bed and hey to calm down! ”
Zhang Han glanced at Lu Bu: "After you go to the thatched house, when you come back, you will put your hand on my shoulder, what do you mean?" Do you want to leave a little smell on me? Of course, Lu Bu let go of his hand. Zhang Han continued: "Then how do you feel after hehe? ”
Lu Bu replied: "I tried it a few times, and it really worked!" But now Mink Zen sulks at every turn, and I'm a little overwhelmed! ”
When Zhang Han heard this, he really wanted to push Lu Bu down, and then stuffed his chrysanthemum with a Mexican cactus! That's not all, after stuffing it in, be sure to take the handle of the exposed cactus and turn it around a few more times! You have to smash Lu Bu's chrysanthemum!
At this time, a soldier outside the hall rushed into the hall, presented a roll of bamboo letters, and gave it to Wang Yun. Wang Yun opened the first reading, and it turned out that Li Dao, Guo Yan, Zhang Ji, and Fan Chou had fled to Shaanxi, and sent people to Chang'an to ask for forgiveness.
Wang Yun threw the bamboo letter on the ground and shouted: "Dong Zhuo's dominance, these four people help him; Even if the world is amnestied, these four people will not be pardoned. ”
A few days later. The messenger returned to Li Dao.
Li Dao said to everyone: "Hey, I can't ask for forgiveness, everyone escapes." He is a coward at sunset, and at least he can live a lifetime. ”
At this time, a young strategist beside Li Dao stepped forward, this person was born with a face like white jade, black hair, and a pair of thick eyebrows and fine eyes constantly radiating the light of wisdom! Who is this man? is the original Dong Zhuo's backroom Xiaolangjun, who is nicknamed - jade-faced Feilongjun, Jia Xu!
Jia Xu stepped forward and said: "Today, if everyone disperses and runs away, he will be able to arrest several generals with just one pavilion chief and a few small soldiers!" It is better to lure the military horses of the Shaanxi headquarters and enter Chang'an to avenge Dong Zhuo. If it is successful, it will obey the court in the future to correct the world, and everyone will have nothing to say; If you don't win, it's too late to run! ”
Li Dao frowned: "Having said that, but the remnants of my F4 escaped, less than 5,000 people, how to enter Chang'an?" ”
Jia Xu leaned into Li Wei's ear and whispered: "This way, this, and then that!" ”
Li Dao kicked hard: "I bought a watch last year, don't give me the set on TV, say it quickly!" ”
Jia Xu really offered a plan, F4 and others immediately released rumors in Xiliang according to Jia Xu's plan: "Dong Zhuo's old department fled to Xiliang, and Situ Wang Yun wants to wash away the people on this side!" ”
Soon the entire Xiliang people were shocked, and at this time, Li Dao ascended to the top and threatened: "It's useless to die in vain, can you turn against me?" ”
Everyone is willing to obey. So F4 and the others gathered more than 100,000 people without much effort, divided into four roads, and F4 each took all the way to Chang'an. Lu Feng Dong Zhuo's son-in-law Zhonglang will Niu Fu, lead an army of 5,000 people, and want to take revenge on his father-in-law, so Li Dao joined forces with him and made him the vanguard. The four of them marched one after another.
Zhang Han was in Chang'an at this time, of course, he didn't know that danger was coming, and he was resting in his temporary mansion at the moment. Suddenly, he had a whim: this Nimagu man's well has never been seen before, and it is also very good to bathe with a bucket of water!
So Zhang Han came to the well and prepared to put a bucket into the well to draw water.
And at this time, Zhang Han only felt a few "swish" behind him, with many years of experience in watching martial arts dramas, Zhang Han knew that there was a master coming! Zhang Han hurriedly turned around, but several people behind him had already arrived in front of him, almost face-to-face! With such a sudden fright, Zhang Han didn't have time to see who was standing in front of him, so he stumbled and fell backwards into the well!
In the process of falling, I heard a dim chorus of voices at the mouth of the well - congratulations, fortune, everything, and wishful thinking come to the Savior!
Moment.
The well water was cold, Zhang Han was holding on to the wall of the well, his whole body was trembling, and his lungs were about to explode: "What a!" Why don't you help me up? ”
Congratulations, Fa Cai, Wanshi, and Ruyi hurriedly found ropes and threw them down, but probably because they were in too much of a hurry, their IQ was zero for a while, and they threw down the whole bundle of ropes.
Zhang Han was depressed to death and said, "What about the pit father?" If you throw it down like this, how can you pull me up? ”
Of course, the four of them were also extremely embarrassed: "Master, what should I do?" ”
Zhang Han replied: "If you want to save me, you should also hold on to a rope!" I went and asked me what to do? Keep saving me! ”
The four of them looked at each other and asked in unison, "Master, are you sure?" ”
Zhang Han roared angrily: "No-to-let-me-say-second-time!" ”
Then Zhang Han only heard "plop", "plop", "plop", "plop" and "plop" four times successively
Looking at the four people who also jumped into the well, Zhang Han was no longer able to complain. That's right, they're here to pull on one end of the rope
Zhang Han touched the splashed water on his face, and said calmly: "SO? ”
After some explanation, Zhang Han realized that the four of them came to him again on Cao Cao's orders to protect him from Chang'an. The reason is - after careful investigation, the Xiliang Rebellion Army has been assembled and rushed to Chang'an!
Zhang Han was shocked: "I'm a grass!" So what now? ”
Congratulations on thinking for a moment and looking up at the wellhead!
Zhang Han was overjoyed and thought: Fortunately, these four are all masters, and it is easier to think than jumping out of this well, right?
But just after thinking about it, I heard the four people around me shouting in unison towards the well: "Help! ”
Wang Yun heard that the Xiliang soldiers were coming and consulted with Lu Bu.
Lu Bu didn't pay much attention to it: "Situ don't worry. Measure this rat generation, why be afraid! ”
Then Lu Bu took Li Su to lead the troops out of Chang'an to face the rebel army! Li Su took the lead in the battle, and happened to meet Niu Fu, the second generation of former officials, and killed for a while. Niu Fu couldn't resist the enemy, and he was defeated!
didn't want to be the second watch that night, Niu Fu took advantage of Li Su's victory during the day and was unprepared, so he came to sneak attack. (How much of a simple ruse?) As a result, Li Sujun was caught off guard, was killed and ran around, defeated for more than 30 miles, and lost most of the army! Li Su brought the defeated army to ask to see Lu Bu: "Brother, defeated~ They are playing yin!" ”
Lu Bu was furious and said: "Why do you frustrate my spirit! Then he beheaded Li Su and hung his head in the military gate. In fact, this Li Su is completely a black pot, he is just a vanguard army, and he won a while during the day, of course Lu Bu, as a marshal, should give instructions to do the next step! But to go back to the previous words, this Lu Bu is only a general after all, not a handsome talent! He was born to be a pioneer, but now he is the commander of the three armies, how can there be so many strategies to meet the enemy? At this moment, the vanguard has folded, and naturally he Lu Bu has no way to command! Lu Bu directly killed Li Su, who had a deep relationship with him, according to the military order, just to show that he did not miss the old feelings and iron-blooded military discipline, and at the same time he could push his mistakes away, he was definitely a master!
However, as long as you are a clear-eyed person, what you can see from this matter is only Lu Bu's ruthlessness and the heart of the strong outside! At least that's what Zhang Han, who just got the military intelligence, thinks! At this moment, he took four personal bodyguards, soaking wet and arranging a battle situation with Wang Yun in the Chang'an Palace!