Xu You reluctantly walked out of the camp tent, looked up to the sky and sighed: "Loyalty is against the ear, and the erector is not enough to plan!" My son and nephew have been victimized by the trial, how can I see the people of Jizhou again! So he prepared to draw his sword and kill himself.

But this is a friend from the left and right who stepped forward to grab the sword and persuaded: "Why did the public die so much? Yuan Shao kept saying bluntly that he would be captured by Cao Cao in the future. Since the public and Cao Gong have an old relationship, why not abandon the dark and turn to the light? "Just these two words, wake up Xu You! So Xu Yu threw himself into Cao Cao at night! And this vote will completely change the direction of history!

"Please fight Xuchang!" Zhang Han knelt in front of Sun Quan and said loudly.

Sun Quan stroked his meticulous beard: "It's just that the battle situation in Hebei is undecided, at this moment, if the sneak attack fails, and Liu Biao attacks my Jiangdong again, how can it be good?" As the so-called stealing chrysanthemums is important, guarding chrysanthemums is the king! ”

Zhang Han was very embarrassed, after all, only he knew that Yuan Shao would be defeated, and it was too much of a chance not to sneak attack Cao Cao at this moment! However, Zhang Han didn't want to tease Cao Cao's Houju, if the sound was still in Xuchang, and it had been many years, Zhang Han was really full of sound knowledge. As for Mink Chan, since Lu Bu's defeat, there has been no news, and I really don't know where she went.

Since Zhou Yu was isolated in the central government, he has not had the opportunity to lead troops, and now that Zhang Han is asking for war, Zhou Yu naturally wants to get a piece of the pie, so he stepped forward and said: "If you are worried about Liu Biao, then we can also take advantage of the fierce battle in the north and have no time to take care of us, and send troops to Jingzhou at this moment!" A battle is a certainty! ”

Sun Quan thought quickly in his head:

These two are right, whether it is a sneak attack on Xuchang or taking down Liu Biao at this moment, it is an extremely good choice. But no matter where it is fought, it will be a fierce battle! Since it is a vicious war, there must be good generals. And at present, there are only Zhang Han and Zhou Yu in his hands. Oh no, and Lu Su. But after all, Lu Su's military ability has not been confirmed too much, but he just thinks it is good, what if it doesn't work? If the GIs leave the country and return with a fiasco, how can Jiangdong continue to play? But if Zhang Han and Zhou Yu are allowed to lead the troops, I am worried that there will be political risks!

Sun Quan is indeed more difficult to do at the moment, he is really difficult to choose-grasp the opportunity, it is possible to make problems with his regime!

Of course, Zhang Han saw through Sun Quan's thoughts, so he stepped forward and said, "Lord, maybe there was some misunderstanding before. But in any case, it's all about the big picture! Since Jingzhou is our threat, and we now have the strength to fight a war, I think we should pull out this threat! What's more, I didn't just graduate from the University of Newest. And Gong Jin graduated from Bluffrey University, which is also a prestigious school anyway! It is equivalent to the Huangpu Military Academy in the Military Academy! Believe in the two of us, this battle is a must!

Sun Quan didn't squint: "Rely on ~ Aren't Brawford University and NewEast University New East and BlueFly?"

Zhou Yu hurriedly said: "How can the lord have a disdainful tone? It's also a famous school, isn't it? ”

Sun Quan actually prefers to destroy Liu Biao in his heart, firstly, he can avenge his father, and secondly, he can also open up all the territory in the lower reaches of the Yangtze River, and his strength will be even better!

"What are you doing, Shang Xiang? Squatting in the corner in the morning, holding a crab and yelling, huh? Sun Quan's attention was temporarily attracted by Sun Shangxiang.

"Brother, I'm here to prove that the crab's hearing is on my legs! So I caught a crab and yelled at it, and the crab quickly ran away! Then I caught it back and yelled at it, and the crab ran away again. In the end, I decided to take the experiment to the crucial step - I cut off all the crab's legs and yelled at the crab. The crab really didn't move...... The experiment proved my judgment right, the crab's hearing is indeed on the legs! Shang Xiang replied proudly.

Zhang Han covered his face: "Bo Fu is absolutely right to give you the position~ Fortunately, Shangxiang is a girl~ Otherwise, Jiangdong will be closed!" ”

Sun Quan thought about it in three, and finally agreed to Zhang Han and Zhou Yu to attack Liu Biao on a certain day!

The mighty and mighty, the three-way army set off at the same time, Zhang Han, Zhou Yu, and Lu Su, each leading 30,000 infantry troops, headed towards Jingzhou. Because the three of them have good combat talents, in this battle, the three of them agreed, each fighting their own one, and they would learn from each other! It's a domineering decision!

Tai Shici and Chen Wu have been doing Zhang Han's followers all the time, and this time they came with the team. The two immediately hung a couplet on each side - today's young girls, tomorrow's successful women.

"Are you two fucking? The couplet shown for Mao is so inexplicable? And it's still the same? Zhang Han asked boredly on the march.

Tai Shici replied: Oh, it's just that a few days ago, when I saw the female workers weaving straw shoes, there was a couplet in front of the door, and I thought it was very meaningful, so I copied it.

"Then why are you" Zhang Han looked at Chen Wu.

It's just that he didn't expect that Chen Wu looked at Tai Shici with more puzzled eyes: "Huh? Doesn't this couplet mean that young girls today and successful women tomorrow? ”

Zhang Han: ""

Just as he was saying this, the front made a report back to the army: "The news says that Jingzhou Huangzu has led 20,000 troops and has already stationed troops at Liushui Pass, just waiting for our army to pass, ready to go to war!" At present, Huang Zubu is waiting for work at ease! ”

"It's Huang Zu again! Hum! Chen Wu scolded angrily.

Zhang Han wondered and asked, "Why, you also know him?" ”

"Damn, we've known each other since I was a kid! He does a lot of evil, and he is disrespectful to the old man! When I was a child, I was playing with him on the side of the road after dinner, and suddenly I saw an old woman accidentally drop her crutch on the ground, and she couldn't pick it up with great effort. At this time, the old grandmother saw me and Huang Zu, and she hurriedly said, "Child, I'm too old to bend down, you can help." Before I could help, Huang Zu had already stepped forward, and he said - no problem, and then put his hands on the old grandmother's head and bent her waist hard."

Zhang Han and Tai Shici both listened with a frown, Tai Nima was cruel! For the sake of the people of Jingzhou, this Huang Zu has to be abused!

Huang Zu took 20,000 elite bowers to sit in the Liushui Pass, in order to defend it, and he would never fight with Zhang Han. So as soon as it was closed, Huang Zu felt that there was no pressure. First, his troops are excellent, second, there is a lot of food, and third, Zhang Han must be seeking a quick victory, on the whole, there is really nothing to worry about.

"Drag this forced breeder out for me, and explode chrysanthemum for an hour!" Huang Zu roared angrily.

The attendant on one side didn't understand very much: "What's the matter, general, why is it so angry?" ”

"Damn! Lao Tzu asked him to buy a parrot two days ago! The parrot he bought back was like a chicken, and I thought I really got a baby! After raising it for half a month, I found out that it was a chicken. ”

The attendant was furious when he heard this: "What the hell, even a fool like the general has to be deceived?" Pass my order to take that forced popping chrysanthemum for five hours! ”

"I want to go home." Zhang Han lay in his tent, with such expectations, and slowly entered a hazy state: "I hope that when I wake up, I am in my own bed, and my mother calls me to get up and go to school." ”

Gradually, Zhang Han entered Mengxiang - if I could cross again, I would have my own real estate, a stable and income-paying job, a beautiful wife, and a brother who could be born and die for me, and had strong martial arts, right?

Suddenly, with a whoosh, Zhang Han found himself really lying on the ancient bed, and the layout of this bed was completely different from that of Han - this Nima Laozi was wearing it again?

At this time, a beautiful young woman walked towards Zhang Han with a smile and a bowl in her hand!

"I'm grass! Sure enough, there is a wife who is as beautiful as a flower! What bullshit Three Kingdoms, it's still a powerful crossing this time! Zhang Han shouted excitedly.

And this beauty also said with great tenderness: "Da Lang! It's time to get up and take your pills! ”

Zhang Han shuddered, woke up from a dream, and wiped his forehead: "Fortunately, it's a dream!" ”

At this time, he obviously felt that there was still one person in the camp, and Zhang Han asked vigilantly: "Who is going to my boudoir at night?"

I saw that the lights and candles were lit, and this Nima turned out to be Sun Shangxiang and secretly followed Zhang Han with the team. Zhang Han sighed helplessly, he really didn't bother to say anything, this girl was so uneasy.

"Have you had a nightmare?" Shang Xiang asked softly, "I know that tomorrow is going to be a showdown, and you are under a lot of pressure." It does not matter. Come on! You're not alone! ”

Zhang Han: "Nima, in the middle of the night, you just came to scold me?" Get lost! You're not human! ”

Shang Xiang: ""

Zhang Han: "Could it be that I misunderstood?" ”

Shang Xiang: "Forget it, I don't bother to explain to someone like you who doesn't understand the amorous feelings." I'm here to make a request to you. ”

Zhang Han continued to lie down on the bed directly: "No! ”

Shang Xiang immediately sat down on the side of Zhang Han's bed like a little girl: "Brother Bingliang, you promise me!" I really want to fight on the battlefield, please, please! ”

"In case of a mistake, how do I substitute for the main bus? No way! Zhang Han's tone could not tolerate the slightest hesitation.

"Alright then, I'll go back tonight. Tell the second brother that you rape me by force (harmony), and you are rape (harmony) - attempted killing! ”

"OK, I promised. You can do whatever you like. Tomorrow I will give you my BMW to ride, and if the situation is not right, you have to promise me to retreat back to the camp as soon as possible! ”

Shang Xiang kissed Zhang Han on the face fiercely and left happily

The next day, Zhang Han took Shang Xiang, who was disguised as a male soldier, to the Liushui Pass, and the whole army was ready to go down the Liushui Pass in one fell swoop. At this moment, there is no strategy or strategy, just prepare to attack!

"Brothers, lay down here, one person will add a wife to ten pigs!" Chen Wu is inspiring the whole army!

But the morale of the soldiers does not seem to be very high.

Tai Shici immediately added: "Lay down here, one person will add a pig to ten wives!" ”

The morale of the whole army was suddenly high!

Zhang Han gave an order, and the army shouted like killing pigs and rushed to Liushui Pass.

On the other side, Huang Zu smiled extremely disdainfully, and shouted loudly: "Ten thousand arrows are fired!" ”